![]() Author has written 6 stories for Ranma, Degrassi, and X-overs. Hola! My name is obviously Sam, and well my life is pretty average [get it? MLIA]. My killjoy name is Xenos Blaspheme. If you don't know what a killjoy is, go onto Google, type in Na Na Na and click on the My Chemical Romance music video. Just do it. I'm approximately a 13 year old girl who will kick your ass if you bug me enough. I'm unfortunate enough to live in Michigan, but It's not really up to me is it. My bestest friend Annie is on here too!!!!! AnnieBananie97 is her name-thingy so read her HP stuff I love Degrassi with a passion that is usually reserved for small children and puppies. Eli is my favorite character [duh!] Caffeine is very very bad for me, but I drink coffee anyways... *nervous laugh* I JUST started Bleach. I know I'm behind the times, but don't judge me!!!!! If anyone has any ideas to shoot at me, I am a large target [get it? shoot, target?] so PM me!!! I have a Twitter!! So if you want semi-up to date tweetings from moi, follow!! Above all, I love MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!! They have inspired me to become the fabulous person I am today. I don't have a favorite album, but I like the artwork for Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge best. That's why I have it as my fucking avatar. I also like Glee, Harry Potter, knitting, reading, playing my trombone named Damian [you had to be there ;)] , and wasting time on Shane Dawson videos I also have a pretty cool tumblr, so check me out sometime!!!! MY TUMBLR!! you know you want to click it I like these awesome British shows called Misfits and Skins. Google them children, google them. I have an aversion to short men, but I make an exception for Frank Iero, who is three inches shorter than me [He's 5'4" shorrrtt] Mikey way is a BAMF, Gerard Way is a manwhore, but I will become impregnated by him, and we shall have a unicorn pillow pet named Hernandez. Ray Toro is just as amazing as Mikey, Gerard, and Frank, so don't hate on the fro. My favorite MCR song right now is Famous Last Words. It is my favorite only because I don't sound awful when I try to sing along to it. Always sing MCR songs with Gerard's accent. [Although, his voice is the only one you can sing them in. Mikey Way don't sing bro.] The song Summertime is possibly the most romantic song that I have ever heard, but I don't usually listen to romantic music. I attempt to write poetry, and I occasionally don't fail at it. I don't eat meat. Ever. Meat is murder people. MURDER!!!!! Actually, I don't care if others eat meat, just don't try to shove it down my throat, both literally and metaphorically. Someone once told me that it was "Un-American" to not eat meat. Haters are going to consecutively keep hating m'dears. I have a Deviant Art for other writing stuff I do, so check it out | |||||||
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