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Joined 08-13-10, id: 2494541, Profile Updated: 02-11-11
Author has written 6 stories for Ranma, Degrassi, and X-overs.

Hola! My name is obviously Sam, and well my life is pretty average [get it? MLIA]. My killjoy name is Xenos Blaspheme. If you don't know what a killjoy is, go onto Google, type in Na Na Na and click on the My Chemical Romance music video. Just do it. I'm approximately a 13 year old girl who will kick your ass if you bug me enough. I'm unfortunate enough to live in Michigan, but It's not really up to me is it.

My bestest friend Annie is on here too!!!!! AnnieBananie97 is her name-thingy so read her HP stuff

I love Degrassi with a passion that is usually reserved for small children and puppies. Eli is my favorite character [duh!]

Caffeine is very very bad for me, but I drink coffee anyways... *nervous laugh*

I JUST started Bleach. I know I'm behind the times, but don't judge me!!!!!

If anyone has any ideas to shoot at me, I am a large target [get it? shoot, target?] so PM me!!!

I have a Twitter!! So if you want semi-up to date tweetings from moi, follow!!

@Samanthaism

Above all, I love MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!! They have inspired me to become the fabulous person I am today. I don't have a favorite album, but I like the artwork for Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge best. That's why I have it as my fucking avatar.

I also like Glee, Harry Potter, knitting, reading, playing my trombone named Damian [you had to be there ;)] , and wasting time on Shane Dawson videos

I also have a pretty cool tumblr, so check me out sometime!!!!

MY TUMBLR!! you know you want to click it

I like these awesome British shows called Misfits and Skins. Google them children, google them.

I have an aversion to short men, but I make an exception for Frank Iero, who is three inches shorter than me [He's 5'4" shorrrtt] Mikey way is a BAMF, Gerard Way is a manwhore, but I will become impregnated by him, and we shall have a unicorn pillow pet named Hernandez. Ray Toro is just as amazing as Mikey, Gerard, and Frank, so don't hate on the fro.

My favorite MCR song right now is Famous Last Words. It is my favorite only because I don't sound awful when I try to sing along to it. Always sing MCR songs with Gerard's accent. [Although, his voice is the only one you can sing them in. Mikey Way don't sing bro.] The song Summertime is possibly the most romantic song that I have ever heard, but I don't usually listen to romantic music.

I attempt to write poetry, and I occasionally don't fail at it.

I don't eat meat. Ever. Meat is murder people. MURDER!!!!! Actually, I don't care if others eat meat, just don't try to shove it down my throat, both literally and metaphorically. Someone once told me that it was "Un-American" to not eat meat. Haters are going to consecutively keep hating m'dears.

I have a Deviant Art for other writing stuff I do, so check it out

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Kidnap my Heart by CStardust reviews
Eclare; To take her mind off her parent's marital problems, Eli asks Clare a very unusual question. "Clare. May I kidnap you?" Fluff ensues. Complete, Epilogue Posted. :D
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
You and Me by Miss Lilianda reviews
Eli and Clare are outside of school and decide to blow off the whole school day together. Read to Find out what happens during their day off and later on. Chapter 11 is up! Review Please!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,633 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Unmasked by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Masquerade; You know what's awesome? Clare and I are together. You know what I find hilarious? Julia and KC's stupid jealousy. You know what sucks about that though? The drama that came along with mine and Clare's relationship.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,936 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Beautiful Blue Eyes by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Hearse; Eli and I are together now,and more drama has boiled since our relationship started, but when we're alone, pleasure is something that I expect to happen...even if it means that I must do something in return... Ch. 21 is up!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,732 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Masquerade by Zephyr Hearts reviews
You know what sucks? High school. You know what sucks more? Having a crush on your new best friend. You know what sucks more than that? Finding his girlfriend kissing my boyfriend...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Slumber Party by Zephyr Hearts reviews
It's Clare's birthday, and what does she want? A slumber party. One night full of spin the bottle, truth or dare, and a...half naked Eli? What more could she want?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Want To Hold Your Hand by adoredelayes reviews
"I went for something simple. Something sweet, something understated. I reached across the seat for his hand." Yes, ANOTHER Eclare fic. What can I say? They're fun. Final chapter posted, story COMPLETE! Woo!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sam! by Hiari reviews
A quick bday present for Samsam666
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
So Tight by Tell me everything reviews
Clare shakes things up a bit and Eli taked the bait. "What's the matter Eli?" Clare asked with a smirk on her face. I guess a wasn't hiding my emotions all that well, a side effect of being so dangerously close to Clare.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Hearse by Zephyr Hearts reviews
The hearse has always been meant to carry dead bodies, but for mine and Eli's situation, we had used it for a completely different reason…I just hope my mom doesn't find out about this… /Sequel is posted, Beautiful Blue Eyes/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
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Urban Adventures reviews
Eli and Clare go on a little vacation to The United States. There are original characters. Don't hate please.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Reflections reviews
My Chemical Romance- Gerard/Frank.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
A Boy Like That reviews
Sequel to A West Side Story Ending. Eclare right up to the end of the season.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A West Side Story Ending reviews
The title kind of gives it away. This is based on the last two episodes of "The Boiling Point" and West Side Story. It's pretty mush the last two episodes of "The Boiling Point" only different.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Akane's Will reviews
Akane Tendo is loosing a battle against her inner demons, and is letting them win
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Akane - Complete
Giving Love a Chance reviews
Ranma and Akane are both regretting not confessing their love. What would happen if they did?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akane, Ranma - Complete