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Calming Troubled Waters by
MariePierre reviews
Craig is the tentative leader of a seafaring group of young adults set on survival in a post-apocalyptic US. When they begin a trip to the northern coast of Maine they find something that could potentially change their withdrawn Captain. AU eventual Creek. Rebooted on Ao3!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,146 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Aisle 10 by
Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,318 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Kyle's Rants by
MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
In which Kyle rants about things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 55,027 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Breeze Blocks and Dandelions by
Aquaphobe reviews
"... Dude... Is that a breeze block?" he asks, incredulous. I twitch. 'No,' I want to say. 'It's a fucking merry-go-round.' Of course, that isn't quite the sentence that makes it out of my mouth. — Warning for slash, Creek, insanity and much foul language. This story should not be read by anyone. Ever.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Spaceman Craig, and Chickenlegs by
X180 reviews
Craig has never been in control of his own life. He knows this, and has more or less come to terms with it. But when he meets someone who can offer him the chance he's always wanted, who is he to refuse? CREEK. CHAPTER 2 UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.]
Expo '86 by
Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Gays on a Plane by
SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Well, they're actually not on the plane yet, and with the way Stan is acting, Kyle is afraid they never will be. [Dialogue fic] [Style]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Ugly Sweater by
Disdain.in.the.membrane reviews
Craig walks into Tweek's cafe asking the same old question in the ugly sweaters in May.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Rotten by
AndThenIDied reviews
It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,133 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sleepovers by
Impassive Tears reviews
78 things Craig Tucker loves about sleepovers with Tweek Tweak.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Nine Candles by
SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Wendy leaves Stan for Token on the eve of the school dance, and Stan realizes that he has no other choice but to apologize to the person he ditched for her. Implied Style. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Cigarette Kisses by
shensei reviews
Craig doesn't play favourites. Tweek pisses him off just as much as the next person. [Creek]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by
f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
trash squad by
damn expensive eggs reviews
I just think Tweek deserves more than a tray of dumpster buns, that's all I'm saying.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Single Room, Double Bed by
Rosie Denn reviews
Stan and Kyle go on a trip and end up sharing a lot more than they anticipated. Once they return to their hometown, Kyle realizes that Stan is exhibiting some peculiar behavior, which he cannot ignore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Day One by
NCC-24601 reviews
Craig's first day of preschool looks set to be a horribly boring affair - right up until another kid, through no fault of their own, earns his ire.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Free Coffee Day by
visceravulsion reviews
Tweek wants more free McDonalds coffee, but Craig is a stingy employee. I don't actually know how McDonalds works so don't get angry at me or i'll cry.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Decomposition Stage by
f000se reviews
There are reasons why Tweek's addiction to fighting isn't all that bad, like how it was my job to take care of him afterwards because he couldn't even put on a bandaid right without getting the sticky sides to fuse together.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Your Seared Lips Say by
NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
cheese by
damn expensive eggs reviews
Craig Tucker finds himself in a pickle when he ends up in a police station, in lingerie, orange-handed, guilty of manslaughter, on Christmas. Craig/Tweek. AU. Co-written with glow vomit. also writing this with original characters, may or may not update ever.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Faggotitus by
squeaken1 reviews
After having numerous homosexual dreams involving Butters, Cartman diagnoses himself with Faggotitus. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to help Stan with his drinking problem.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
looseleaf and liquid fiction by
damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Heaven Ain't Close In A Place Like This by
KillingTheHours reviews
Craig Tucker was never exactly a normal kid, But he never thought much of it until he was sent off to a mental hospital in Southern Colorado where he meets an eccentric teenager named Tweek. He's about to realize just how far from normal he really is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Houseflies by
damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by
damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
Tales from the Hospital by
pipecleanerFlowers reviews
After the whole Craig vs Tweek fiasco that landed them both in the hospital, they learn to at least tolerate each other. However, it takes them well into their treatments to become friends, and it was all thanks to a stupid competition.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
legs and locomotion by
damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Bandaids and Kisses by
NightingaleLost reviews
A day at the park, a bike, skates and two friends. Don't forget the fluff.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by
damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
There Is A Lack of Verisimilitude Here by
Cherry Champagne reviews
Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Fuck You, Love Craig by
popuriFFic reviews
Craig tries to kill the class hamster and Tweek watches. Craig then decides to aim his spitballs at someone else, instead. CREEK, ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Football! by
Cherry Champagne reviews
Pip and Damien are MANLY.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by
SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by
BroflovskiFan reviews
Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by
Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete