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Poll: will you abide to the laws of nalauren and solemnly swear to pledge to cocainahol? Vote Now!
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Joined 02-20-14, id: 5542982, Profile Updated: 02-20-14

cocainahol (noun/verb): the lovely invention created by the frick frackings of cocaine and alcohol when nalauren were fangirling about mean girls; the act of getting high when nalauren is wandering around the chat thread.

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS OF THE COCAINAHOL COUNTRY

  1. THOU SHALL NOT USE NALAUREN'S COCAINAHOL WITHOUT PERMISSION.
  2. THOU SHALL NOT MAKE A COCAINAHOL JOKE WITHOUT NALAUREN'S CONSENT AND A TEN DOLLAR FEE.
  3. THOU SHALL NOT CLAIM THAT THOU ART HIGH ON COCAINAHOL WITHOUT NALAUREN'S CONSENT.
  4. THOU SHALL NOT COCAINAHOL WITHOUT NALAUREN.
  5. ALL OF NALAUREN'S INVENTIONS ARE UNDER INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT. DARE TO ILLEGALLY TAKE COCAINAHOL FROM US, YOU'LL GET A POTATO UP YOUR VAGINA.

THE PLEDGE OF COCAINAHOL

i pledge my vagina to the potato of the united colonies of nalauren. and to the cocainahol for which we like better than cuntahol one pooshit under nalauren in marijuana with alcohol and cocaine for all.

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we're like a house of cards by insanities reviews
Their relationship is like a broken playground; fragile at the touch, as if someone could knock it down in a second, but it didn't stop two kids from playing on it — cam&derrick, for clara, nala, and the coppertone monthly challenge c:
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Cam F., Derrington] - Complete
Stop and Stare by amy dunne reviews
(slash!fic, cam&derrick, a/u) "Even as a young boy, Cameron Fisher had been told to be himself, but he never understood how he could when his true self was looked down upon."
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Cam F., Derrington] - Complete