Lia-and-Randir
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Joined 10-20-03, id: 473739
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, X-Men: Evolution, and Lord of the Rings.
Oi! We're Randir Telékan of Mirkwood and Lia Naïlo of the Moon Elf Aristocracy. Please feed our egos by reading about us.
So anyway...

Name-Randir Telékan
Home-Mirkwood
Nickname- Legolas-obsessed wood elf
Race-look up, silly
Crush-(slowly shakes head and walks away) Umm..if you haven't figured out by now...
What She Loves Most: LEGOLAS! mwahahahaha!
Lia: OTHER than Legolas.
Randir: uh... Annadan!
Lia: (rolls eyes) OTHER than Annadan.
Randir: Ok, um... Legolas.
Lia: OTHER than Annadan OR Legolas.
Randir: Oh. OH! White-out! And lembas bread. And
anything that lights up. And Legolas. I thought
that you already knew all that.
Lia: I do. But the poor mortal who's reading this
doesn't.
Randir: Oh. Hello poor mortal who's reading this!
Lia: (sighs.) Wood-elves.
Fave Series-Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean (not really a series but like she cares)
Herself in 5 words or less- the lady of the rings
School in 5 words or less-a boring waste of time
Alter egos (muses if you're real stupid)-Kellie, Scarlett, Anomaly 1, Wanderer

Name-Lia Naïlo
Home-None really (Randir: Aren't you from Telperion? Lia: Shut up, this is MY half of the biography.)
Nickname-Pyromaniac moon elf
Race-Moon elf
Crush-(rolls eyes) NONE YOU PATHETIC MORTALS!!!!! (Wood-elven opinion: YEAH RIGHT! hint hint: evolution, fire, playing cards.)
What She Loves Most: anything she can mutilate... MWAHAHAHAHA! (Randir: And fire. Lia: Right. And fire.)
Fave series-anything she can mutilate...MWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Wood-elven opinion: Ignore her, she's probably been watching Evolution again...)
Herself in 5 words or less-acolytes-obsessed pyromaniac moon elf
School in 5 words or less- COMPLETELY pointless 5 years later
Alter egos (muses if you're real stupid)-Liza, Ali, Annamaria, Anomaly 5, Cyber

Okay, just a little tip, you may see the same OCs over and over and over and over again in our stories. This is fine. Our OCs actually are images the spare 10% of our brains conjure up after we get high on lembas, wite-out, m&m cookies, hi-liters, etc. That's the reason why our boyfriends are scared of us...

If you want to know our story and why we even have an account in the first place, Randir is on fictionpress.com as Lady of Mirkwood. The story "Dragon's Embrace" is our first adventure. Read it. You may find it interesting. (Yeah, if Lia did anyone will.)

P.S. We also MIGHT be able to pull of our own website. It might be a while, though.

P.P.S. When we say 'school' or 'teachers', what we mean is that sometimes we get image inducers (stolen from Xavier himself...mwahaha) and go to school somewhere, through those wonderful dimensional portals.

P.P.P.S. Some observant readers may have noticed that we keep forgetting to put disclaimers at the beginnings of our stories. We will just solve that problem by putting the disclaimer riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...here!!!

Disclaimer: Neither Lia or Randir own anything we write stories about...except for Pyro's Kirby obsession, our OCs, Sam being called Spam, and our iBooks, wall-size plasma screen TV, DVD player, stereo, wite-out, M&M cookies, and hi-liters.
If we DID own LOTR, X-Men: Evolution, Artemis Fowl, etc, this is a list of who our boy-toys/love slaves would be:
Randir: Legolas, Will Turner, Annadan, Jack Sparrow, Foaly, -- (whose name I shall never utter to mortal ears)
Lia: Remy, St. John, Artemis, Dart, Trunks, Draco Malfoy, Deshwitat Lived Rudbich

(Dart: We feel SO loved, guys.
Randir: Lia, I TOLD you he was going to get his OWN account, not share ours! OUT!
-outside- Annadan: Randir, I have whiteout!
Randir: ANNNADAN! YAY!!!!!!)

Namarie, mellon!

Ok, so we have a best friend here...
Randir shut up!
And many of you will know him...
RANDIR SHUT UP!
wellsoanywayhisaccountisunder *Sick of my Elfking Father* andhe'sareallygoodfriendofmineandohmygodLiahastheducktapeIhavetostoptalkingandrunformylifeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Happy HannuKwanzMas!!!!! (Lia, Randir, Dart, Annadan, Tymko, Haladin, Haleth, and that posessed slimy DragonFaerie Ariella take no credit for this holiday. It was invented by Joneth, one of Lia's drow ambassadors.)

Read and review Dragon's Embrace on Fictionpress.com.

Book I of The Protector by Anmras reviews
The adventure of a lifetime kicks off when Legolas is accused for murder. The only ones who believe him are Thranduil and his beloved Elenest. There's only one way to escape his fate... to leave Mirkwood and the elves he loves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Legolas - Complete
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An XMen Evolution Songbook reviews
A collection of songs sung by your favorite characters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
A Mutated Christmas reviews
Christmas at Xavier's is boring...until some unexpected guests drop in. Rating just to be safe, and has pretty much nothing to do with Christmas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003
LOVE POTIONS, DRUIDS, AND A RUNAWAY PRINCE reviews
Legolas's mother is forcing him to move to Lothlorien... away from his lover. But Thranduil comes to the rescue and Legolas goes to accompany a girl named Leanna on a quest to rescue her husband Haldir. (NO, THERE'S NO ROMANCE WITH HER, ONLY ME!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Legolas
Dragon Ball X? reviews
Chp 3 up! Lia plus lembas plus dimensional portal equals CHAOS! Dragon Ball Z played out by Evo characters. This may be dangerous. (shakes head) Poor mortals...they don't know what they're dealing with...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003
Lord of the Paddles reviews
The main charecters of the Lord of The Rings meet their match in the wild and wonderful Gaully River. (Heck, you knew it was going to be Lord of the Rings, it's Randir!) You might not need a paddle to take part in this adventure, but boy will these advent
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
XMen Gaully River Adventure! reviews
The X-Dudes, Brotherhood, Newbies, and Acolytes go white water rafting. First of many in our Gaully River series. Have a nice ride...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
Artemis Fowl 4:The New Ally reviews
Go easy on Lia, it's her first story. Takes place after book 3, all characters unite against...someone Lia hasn't thought up yet. PLEASE read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/20/2003