StevieWonder
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Joined 04-29-10, id: 2346112, Profile Updated: 06-30-10

Well, my name is Stephanie, but I prefer Stevie. I'm 18 going on 19. I have two best friends: Miranda and Dionne. Writing, like love, is something I cannot describe. My heart yearns for it, and my dreams surround it. There is nothing that I love to do more, except sex and getting into trouble with my best friends. I'm 5'5" with black hair, midnight blue tints, and arched bangs. My favorite pastime has to be eating hotpockets and reading fanfiction.

My current fandoms:

1). Harry Potter (Harry/Susan, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Draco -if well done- and Harry/Tracey--There has yet to be a fanfic that can completely convert me to a Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione pairing, because I am of the belief that Harry has the temperament that only a cold, calculating Slytherin or a loving but take-no-shit Hufflepuff could handle.)

Hermione, as much as I love her, is too bossy for my liking. Dionne hates her and Miranda is impartial. I just think she needs a good shag to get her to loosen up a bit.

Ron, I can't stand that little shit. He blows up at nothing, is jealous over everything, ditches people when they need him most, has the IQ of a dust particle, and talks about how he wants to get out of the shadow of his brothers yet he doesn't do any work, whatsoever. Fuck, if I had magic, I'd hex his ass. I am of the opinion that he has a very small wiener and this affects his attitude. He just needs to leave. And stay gone. Half-assed apologies are not accepted. That shit he pulled in fourth year would not fly with me.

Draco, yes he's a coward, but I think that if he was raised correctly or even had his world disillusioned sooner than sixth year, he would be a great character. I still love him, because I see all that he could be behind all the crap that he presents to the world. The biggest problem is people who write him turn him into some crybaby. If it's written somewhere during canon, he should still be a hardass because no one erases eleven to seventeen years of upbringing in three months (provided he doesn't have a psychotic break) and even in an AU fic, I still don't think he'd turn into a walking pussy. Another thing that fucks up slash (any slash pairing) is when preteen girls with glamorous views on sex, yet no experience start writing it. Base point: Anal sex fucking hurts the first time and it generally continues to hurt. It doesn't matter if he had some magical stretching spell or lubrication charm (as if they would teach that at Hogwarts anyway).

Ginny, okay, the "roaring monster in his chest" really needs to get a fucking brain scan because Ginny was in the books as a fucking side note until Harry suddenly sees her "beauty". Wtf? That shit never happens, EVER. That's like me trying to build a mansion out of a handful of 2 X 4's. That's what she did to Harry. She threw in a flat, completely invisible character and tried to make it the love of the century. Harry, after all the shit he's gone through, deserves far more than a two-dimensional little girl with a crush on the "boy-who-lived".)

2). Bones (Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela, Sweets/Daisy, Cam/Wendell)

Cam/Wendell is probably the only, WTF? couple in this batch. I just think that his enthusiasm for life, willingness to fight against every hardship thrown at him, and his personal maturity balances out Cam's strict profile. She's a fun loving, beautiful woman, with a lot of responsibilities in her life. She needs someone who will work hard at their career but also make sure that she doesn't forget about life itself and all the happiness that simply living can bring.

3). High School Musical (Troy/Sharpay)

You're probably like 'What the hell is she doing reading that shit?' and you'd be fair in that assumption because I don't read it. I write it once every blue moon. Let me just say that the series was the corniest shit I have ever seen, and was really badly done, but I can appreciate that this world needs more love and sunshine and daisies. Plus, I grew up living with my brother and his family. He has two little girls and one is a TOTAL diva. She loves musicals (I do too, but she's even worse than me). I had that "Getcha head in the game" song stuck in my head for weeks. Now that I moved out, I am never listening to that shit again.

Troy, he's a cool character, but he could be so much more! Honestly, putting him with that no-challenge, kindergarten singing Gabriella was the worst choice anyone could ever make. She's so against change. She wants everything to stay the same for her sake. Not cool, because life is NEVER that easy. She doesn't fight for him, he has to go to her every time something goes wrong, and I don't think that's fair. She doesn't challenge him, fight him, or make him want to do better. She just pouts and nods in "understanding" when something goes wrong. Troy deserves someone who will love him, but get on his ass when he does things half-way. He could be such a dynamic character.

Gabriella, Merlin I hate this chick. I would set her on fire if I could. She broke up with Troy when he was trying to get a fucking scholarship. Not everyone has the money or perfect grades to do shit like she does. Yes, he could've treated them better, but if any of them were put in his position they'd probably be worse. He can apologize and grovel after he got the money for college. I hated that she made him waste that opportunity because he was changing. She could have told him! And I wanted to punch her when she went off to her fancy schmancy college without a decent goodbye and had the nerve to tell him that it was too hard for her to come back. Bullshit. If she loved him, she would've been on a fucking plane ready to see him again. Instead, he has to miss his senior prom to come to her. I was so mad.

Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.