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Name: Tyra (don't you dare say, "Oohh like Tyra Banks?" I've heard enough of those to last me a lifetime)

Gender: I'll give you 3 hints:

1) I wear skirts (Im not a drag queen)

2) I can give birth (ow...not anytime soon thank the gods)

3) I'm not a guy (Its hard but I'm sure you'll figure it out)

It takes a truly special person to point out the obvious

Age: You know that gorgeous popular girl in all the teen movies who parks her car and the camera pans to the license plate that says SWEET16? Yeah, well I'm the loser whose bike just got ran over by that girl, because I don't have my license. So in short 15.

Religion: Mormon (I don't understand why no one believes me.) This is normally what happens when I tell someone:

"What religion are you?"

"Mormon."

"Holy crap, seriously?"

"No dumbass I just say it to impress people. Of course I'm fucking Mormon."

Godly Parent: Δεν έχω καμία αμφιβολία στο μυαλό μου ότι είναι ο πραγματικός μου γονέας. Καμία ερώτηση. Είμαι ενήμερη για τη ζήλια σας. (thanks Catherine P.!)

Extremely Rough Translation: I don't have a doubt in my mind that he is my real parent. No questions. I am aware for your jealousy.

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (all of them but TLO is the best), Twilight Saga (say what you want I love them), The Count of Monte Cristo, Gallagher Girls, Almost Heaven, Something Wonderful, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, The Pretty One, Dracula, Fire, Oh My Gods, and The Hunger Games

Logan Lerman is a sex god. Just making sure you're aware.

Percabeth forever. Why? Because Perchal is just wrong on so many levels. Don`t even get me started on Perlypso. *shudder*

Whats the last book you read? Almost Heaven by Judith McNaught. I'm a sucker for romance.

What's on your T.V right now? The Birdcage. You know, the one with the gay club owners from South Beach. The Colemans/Goldmans? Never mind you have to watch it to get it.

Who's the last person you argued with and what did you say? My friend Kiana. We were arguing about whether or not oral herpes was an STD.

Where are you? On my bed, in my bedroom.

What's your personality like? Which one?

What was the last thing you thought? Should I buy two books or a Calzone from Pizza Hut?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Wet t-shirt contest. My mind is a very dark and scary place.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? One very large bathtub, me, and 1 million one dollar bills.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Vanilla Softlips Chapstick.

What are you eating/drinking right now? I was eating fudge. There was a bake sale at school.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it? "His voice softened." Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey. I h-e-a-r-t, love that book! My friend Edward kind of looked at me funny when he saw it fall out of my backpack, though. He thought I bought an actual guide to dating a vampire.

What's it like being you? Ah-freaking-mazing!

What are your thoughts on writing? I enjoy writing. Especially if its for a short story. However, I'm going to kick whoever invented writers block in the balls.

How tall are you? 5'6. Weird, I just got measured today during my physical for cheer...

What book are you currently reading? The Naughty List by Suzanne Young

What music are you listening to? California Gurls by Katy Perry. That song is so catchy and true. We California girls are unforgettable...

What annoys you most? Giirrllls whoo typpee likkee thiss :)!!!!!Andd leavvee randoom smilleyy faccess everywherreee ;)! Its actually possible to sound stupid over the internet.

What was the last movie you cried during? Titanic. I was crying in the beginning credits because all I could think of when I saw the water was poor Jack. What girl didn't fall in love with Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie?

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Google.

What was the last thing you cooked? Strawberry shortcake. From scratch. Damn straight.

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Beige. Bleh. My mom wont let me paint them orange. I want to do this whole Arabian Nights thing with burnt orange, red, and yellow with thick rugs and canopies but I'm getting off topic.

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. I used to hate mustard but I tried it recently and changed my mind.

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 7. Gmail, FanFiction, Sidereel, All Grown Up episode guide (its the spin-off of the old Nickelodeon show Rugrats) , Buffy the Vampire slayer episode guide, Victoria Secret, and Nordstrom.

What is the weather like? Sunny.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? The livingroom or maybe even if I'm feeling really adventurous the kitchen.

Anything else? I am currently writing a book. I've always wanted to be a writer but it takes me forever to finish. Perfectionist what can I say. Misspelled words REALLY bug me. Ha! How funny would it be if I misspelled, misspelled? Okay, I guess I'm the only one who finds that funny...moving on.

What's your favorite article of clothing? My blue v-neck that says "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like" across the chest. I love offensive tees.

Who is the most special person to you? My best friend Amber. Boys are overrated.

Scariest moment of your life? I was walking a friend home at 10:30 p.m when we saw this fat guy on a motorcycle with his arms crossed and in the middle of a sidewalk. We ran away and heard him follow us but luckily we weren't far from my house so we slammed the door. But we could hear him circle the neighborhood, twice before he finally left. She spent the night.

One word that would best describe you? Indescribable.

What is your favorite month? December. Christmas break, snow(on tv), hot chocolate, and Ugg boots. They're like having a sleeping bag for each foot.

What's your favorite number? 7. I always guess 7 when some one says pick a number 1-10. 7 is everybody else's unlucky number, so no one likes 7 but me!

What does your username mean? Umm, this is sad. My first name is Tyra, so Ty. My middle name is Nicole, so nikki. Do you know the song that goes "Hey Micky you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Micky."? Well Ty-Nikki-u-so-fine. I used to sing that a lot as a kid. "Ty nikki you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Ty nikki."

What is your favorite Disney movie? I can't choose one so I'll name 5. I love The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Cars (those gangsta cars are so COOL!), Finding Nemo, Life Size (the one with Tyra Banks and Lindsey Lohan.)

What made you smile today? My little brother, Tristan, copying the turtle on Finding Nemo. "Give me some fin. Noggin. Dude." "O.K, intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, jellyman."

Last thing you said out loud? "And then they lived happily ever after." I told Tristan a bedtime story.

Last rainbow you saw? I was hiking with my friend Lara and I was playing with a squirt bottle and I happened to squeeze it when we passed some sunlight through the trees and it made a rainbow. I was so amused that I kept trying again until she took it away. She happened to be right in front of me and her shirt had a huge wet mark.

Do you want a haircut? Yeah, I was thinking about that a few hours ago. This is getting creepy, all of this stuff was really recent.

Have you ever been in a fight? Yup. The bitch wouldn't share the monkey bars. I made her bleed. I was a very aggressive fourth-grader.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Oooohhhh, I love naming people but it takes me days to choose names for my fictional characters. Are you aware of how long naming a child will take?!?! But probably Veronica, Charlotte, Viola, or Cassandra.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Leonardo. But only if his last name was da or di something. Leonardo DiCaprio. Mock me all you want that name is sweet. Ooh or Emmett, I really love that name.

Name 12 of your favorite fictional characters:

1. Percy (PJO)
2. Erik (House of Night)
3. Phoebe (Oh my Gods)
4. Lucius (Jessicas Guide...)
5. Nico (PJO)
6. Edward (Twilight)
7. Alexandra (Something Wonderful)
8. Ian (Almost Heaven)
9. Sonny (Blood Coven)
10. Annabeth (PJO)
11. Kira (Never Bite a Boy on the First Date)
12. Jakarta (Save the Date)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Haha. An Edward/Kira fanfic? That I gotta see. They are both vampires but different types. She is affected by all the things Dracula is and is passionate and sensual while Edward...not so much.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Of course I think luscious Lucius is hot! Who wouldn't find a tall dark-haired vampire prince hot?!?

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

He would go to jail. Jakarta and Ian? No, no, NO! Period. End of story. Thats so WRONG! He's 28 and she's 16. Pedophilia is never hot!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No, not really. No offense but Sonny wouldn't have any good fics that don't involve losing her virginity to Magnus.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Eww, Erik/Edward. No way. Erik is a playa but he's not that good.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Nico/Sonny or Nico/Annabeth? Nico/Sonny. They would be too cute. He is dark and brooding, she's sweet and bubbly. Opposites attract. Nico/Annabeth? No way in Hades will that happen. Percabeth forever!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

If Alexandra walked in on Erik and Ian kissing? She would burst out laughing then tell Ian's wife Elizabeth, who is her best friend. They are from different books but know each other.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Phoebe/Annabeth. The daughter of victory and the daughter of wisdom unite. Phoebe, new to the world of demigods was assigned a partner to help control her powers. The girls soon become great friends but is there something more between them? FEMSLASH. Lemons in later chapters.

9) Is there anything as one/eight fluff?

Percy/Ian. Thank the gods, no. Way to creepy to explain. I don't think I should have put Ian on that list...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Alexandra/Jakarta ~ A Mother's Love. Can someone hand me a grater because that was CHEESY!

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Phoebe? No, none of my friends read as much as I do. And when they do read they like deep classical books. I like thought provoking, make you want to cry books as well but I find fluff easier not to obsess over.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Erik/Lucius/Nico ~ No, but maybe I should...

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Annabeth ~ Passion, huh? I'm warning you, I have a really dirty graphic mind. But she might yell, "Oh GODS! Yes PERCY! Right there! Make me cu-AAHHHH!" I warned you.

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Ian? Promiscuous Girl by Nelly Furtado. Easy. That has nothing to do with him. I would just want to use that song.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Percy/Edward/Jakarta ~ WARNING: Weird, threesome, special powers. Includes blood sucking (and other kinds of sucking...I'm a perv), earthquakes, water powers, and a curse! Enjoy!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Annabeth to use on Erik ~ "I'm alive."

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Percy and Ian are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Sonny. After Ian dumps Percy for Jakarta, Edward gets upset and retaliates by dating Jakarta. Alone and broken-hearted, Percy travels in search of a friend. Finally, Percy meets Lucius and Alexandra. The three loners meet Annabeth, who tells each of them to look for love. Lucius finds Phoebe, Alexandra gets Kira, and Percy is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Edward and Erik.

Percy/Ian. No. Thats just weird. But Nico/Sonny? Too cute! Edward/Jakarta...meh. Lucius/Phoebe, DRAMA! Alexandra/Kira? They will be the worlds hottest lesbians ever! Percy/Edward/Erik? That interests me.

19) What would be a good title for this?

If Gossip Girl was a Crossover Novel...

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/Romance/Comfort

The Curse of SAM!!!

Any guy named or has a nickname of any variation of the name Sam will inevitably break your heart. This includes but is not limited to Sam, Sammy, Samuel, Sami, Sammie, Samy, and Samie. Only 1 out of 5 relationships with Sam's have been proven to work. Just a random fact I've figured out in my life.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

AU - Means Alternate Universe, as in fic doesn't follow the rules of the actual book, which is okay, and, if done right, helps make the story more interesting.

NG- Next generation. Usually the a story whose main characters are the children of the original characters from the book.

OOC - Out of character. The characters are not acting the way the do in the book.

OC - Original character. The character(s) was/were created by the author and are not in the original book.

IC - In character. Usually when you get a good review, they might say your characters were "IC" or they were depicted the way they are in the book, which is a good thing.

Drabble - Literary genre and type: A 100 word story, often meant as a challenge. Has it’s origins on sites like LiveJournal.

Flame - A review to a story that doesn't exactly make the author very happy, but sometimes authors deserve flames. There are many stories out there that need a good flaming.

One-shot - A short fic that is only meant to have one chapter. There are two-shots, three-shots, but after 3 chapters, you've got a full-fledged story. There are also series's of one shots, which are stories that have multiple chapters, but each chapter is just one short story.

Post-apocalyptic - A story that takes place after a traumatic event in a character's life.

Self Insert - A story where the author creates a new character based after themselves into the story, and the story is usually from their point of view. Usually pretty hard to pull off.

Song-fic - A story based after the lyrics to a song.


The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nyquil Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to where?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wait, slow down here. So I have to open the package BEFORE I eat the nuts?)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(We're supposed to eat food!?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( Aw, that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that airplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"Safe to use around pets" (Finally a cat litter safe to use around cats! What will they think of next?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, right?)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Boo. How else will I get that fresh from the salon taste?)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's almost as amazing as a newspaper telling you the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Duh. Sherlock)

Sarcastic? Who, me?

You know if you live in 2010 when

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
twitter or facebook

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your teacher doesn't even have the ability to do your homework.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is awesome

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever feared for your OWN sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone somewhere but when you got there forgot what you were going to do there, copy this into you profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)

Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the hell is drinking my water!

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

I have the ability to trip over flat ground (IT'S SO TRUE)

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts...

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Milk tastes good. Moose are funny! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers...)

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We need to do that again."

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking and says, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw a tampon at you and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thou- OH! A SQUIRREL

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart, I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive I just don't care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run, fast

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-Education is important. School however, is another matter.

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you

It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck

"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!"

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two?

If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'Mom' (was your hero)
and 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Guy's point of view

A Relationship from a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching. (If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Ryan Rynolds, Justin Bieber, or Taylor Lautner is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

A Relationship from a Girls POV

We care when you're friends with other girls

We tell you we don't but are sending you signs that we really don't like it

We especially hate it if that girl you're friends with, is an ex-girlfriend

It won't help if you are flirty and she smirks at us

If she texts you in the middle of the night, and you're asleep, don't get mad if we read it

The worst thing you could ever do is cheat

When we fight and scream at you to get out we're really screaming to stay

I don't need a huge display of affection, I just want something that proves you really care about me. Like a small teddy bear or a vanilla ice cream cone just like the one we ate on our first date.

We don't care if you have a six pack or defined biceps, just as long as you always have them around us

We don't shave everyday, so please don't make a huge deal over it. Because if you do, not only will you embarrass us, but you won't be seeing or feeling our bare skin for quite a while

When I dress sexy, don't force me to wear something else. Asking nicely and giving a legitimate reason for why I shouldn't wear my new mini-dress will probably get you what you want.

Don't you dare pressure us into doing something we aren't ready for.

Don't complain if we complain about our periods. They hurt like hell and as much as all women would like to have "Kick a guy in the balls every 4 hours for 5 days" we don't. So offer to buy us pads or a tampon. Shut up and be grateful you're a guy.

When we talk, don't make us feel stupid or guilty.

When we're having a conversation, we'd like to keep it that way. Don't grunt or monopolize the conversation by constantly interrupting. Just listen, wait your turn, then speak.

If we change something like our hair or our outfit seems fancier than usual. Comment. Noticing is the important part. If you can't find anything nice to say. Try something creative, "Hey you cut your hair, it seems a lot shorter than before." See, to us that shows you noticed the change, and commented. But we overlook the fact that it wasn't an opinionated comment.

Be sweet, not creepy. Tell us we look gorgeous instead of sexy.

Tell us we look beautiful when we are at sitting in our sweats with no makeup on. But only if you mean it.

Chivalry is dead. But you could bring it back. Open doors, ask us to dance, or pay for dinner.

Call when you say you're going to.

Don't be a dick around you're friends. When I'm there I want you to be the same sweet amazing guy I love.

Don't look at other girls. I'm not saying you can't look at or have friends but if I catch you staring at some bimbos double D's, you'll also be able to watch my ass, as I walk away.

When I look up at you, kiss me.

If I start crying, hold me, and don't let go.

When you feel that you love me. Please just say it. Thats all it takes to put a smile on our face.

I don't want you to be the perfect guy. But I need you to be my perfect guy.

Every girl who agrees wit this, repost it. For every guy who agrees with this repost it.

Random quotes I love:

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain

Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

2+2=6, I rock at math

Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me

Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out

True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry

I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1% that keeps me hanging on

This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are.

Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him

I'm the type of girl who can watch a bunch of horror movies and not get scared...

then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster

Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU

I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember -

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say "I love you."

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you.
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you.
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you...

I'm loud, no mute button on this chicka but I'm not obnoxious (hopefully)

I'm reserved but I'm not stuck-up

I'm straight-in-your-face-kind-of-girl but I'll respect your privacy and personal bubble (Mostly)

I'm shy but only because I like good first impressions

I'm a lover but I'm careful with my heart

I'm sweet but not if you mess with my family or friends

I'm sadistic but not if your sweet to me.

I love music but well there is no but in that situation

I'm smart but I'm not a nerd

I'm pretty but I only say that so I'll stop getting slapped by my friends

I love hugs but only if your not creepy

I hate ciggarettes but I won't hate you if you don't.

I adore animals but I'm not the crazy cat lady.

EVER WONDER:

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

I'm the kinda girl who would...:

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?(Chunky Dunk)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton tea employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

How I am blonde

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have bit into an orange and had the juice squirt you or someone else in the eye
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had all the chips fall out of the bag when you attempted to open the bag with your teeth
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (my friends are mean to me)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (long story short, my grandpa wont take me back to the shooting range)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a blonde joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have opened a soda over your lap and have it spill on you
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Score: 92% Yes, I never got one of those before! I'm just kidding...or am I?

Im a girl, BTW!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS3 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (If it helps it was the pink ranger)
You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 17!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X You Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance.
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (OR LONGER!)
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 19!

The Insanity Test (I've crossed the ones that apply to me)

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blond.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.

X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

X You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 32

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

I'm 84% crazy!

"Character is what you are when no one else is looking."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"If you know me, chances are you hate me."

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more"

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

"Boys are like lava lamps, they get hotter as time goes by, fun to watch but not too bright..."

Perfect Man

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Things I'm NOT Allowed to do at Camp Halfblood:

1. I will not hug Mr. D., nor will I come into personal contact with him, whatsoever.

2. Telling campers ‘save a Pegasus, ride a demi-god’ is not funny, just very dirty.

3. Telling campers ‘save a demi-god, ride a centaur’ is not permitted, and Chiron will most likely kill me.

4. Singing “Like a Virgin” in front of the hunters is not funny, no matter how many people laugh.

5. I will not give Luke a hug, no matter how much he needs one.

6. I will not sing “Hey Hade’s, you’re so Fine”, ever.

7. Referring to Mr. D. as the drunken fat guy is not permitted, and will also get me turned into a grape.

8. I will not braid Chiron’s tail and call him my pretty pony.

9. I will not ask Chiron boxers or briefs, because he obviously doesn’t wear underwear.

10. I will not point out the fact that Chiron doesn’t wear underwear.

11. I will not ask Chiron if horses do it better.

12. I will not sing “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on Discovery Channel” to Chiron.

13. Calling Kronos a meanie-butt will get me killed, and isn’t a smart idea.

14. Grover does not need to shave his legs, and I will stop saying so.

15. Juniper is not cheating on Grover with all the tree huggers at camp.

16. I will not tell Annabeth that Percy hates blondes with a fiery passion from the bottom of his heart. It’s just plain mean.

17. Telling Percy that Annabeth is dating him to make Luke jealous, is wrong.

18. Calling the gods sexy beasts might make them feel better, but is not permitted.

19. I will not yell out that Kronos is coming and watch every one freak out.

20. I will not tell the Aphrodite girls that Clarisse says she’s prettier than them.

21. I will not aim for the satyrs during archery.

22. I will not make pot brownies and sell them to the campers, because an A.D.H.D. kid on marijuana is just a mess.

23. Singing the Mission Impossible theme song for every quest I go on just gets annoying.

24. Correcting Annabeth is a bad idea.

25. Dumping glitter on Mr. D. and taping a note to his back that says ‘I feel pretty’, then blaming it on Percy is not permitted.

26. Telling all the gods their attack and defense points is annoying.

27. I will not dress up as a hellhound for Halloween and run around jumping on every one.

28. I will not make fun of Artemis because she looks twelve.

29. I will not steal Percy’s Minotaur horn, tape it to my forehead, and run around saying I’m a unicorn.

30. I will not start dancing on the table in the dining hall singing “I know what boys like."

31. Using Annabeth’s invisibility cap to eavesdrop is not permitted.

32. Travis and Connor are not ‘butt-buddies’.

33. Making enemies with the gods is a bad idea, even if it is fun.

34. Asking Rachael what the answers to the SAT are is cheating, and not permitted.

35. I will not give energy drinks to any of the campers.

36. I will not feed Grover my enemies’ clothes.

37. Percy’s nickname is not Shark Boy.

38. Despite Annabeth’s temper, her nickname is not Lava Girl.

39. Singing “Strawberry Fields Forever” in the strawberry patches gets annoying after a while.

40. I will not jump on Chiron and yell ‘Giddy up!’

41. I won't spread rumors that all the Hunters are lesbians

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTEN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I CURSE, so I MUST have been raised badly.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

SCREW STEREOTYPES!! This only proves how stupid people are and that I'm not a very good Mormon...

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.


If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.


"People lie, stuff doesn't."

"Life is not made up of one single moment. It is made up of a gazillion moments. What matters is what you do in the next moment and the next one."

"Every lie is built on a kernel of truth."

"How can you tell if someone is a compulsive liar, assuming their pants aren't on fire?"

"A person is much more than the tales that they tell."

"Why do boys like smart girls? Opposites attract!"

"The only thing smart about you is your mouth."

"She has the Spirit of the sun, the Moods of the moon, the Will of the wind,"

"Forget diamonds, a girl's best friend is chocolate!"

"I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll!"

"Man is a stupid creature who would rather fight then use their brains."

"You see, that's the thing about being crazy. You can do things other people can't."

"I decided to be and therefore I am."

"I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke three times:

ONCE when it's told to me

ONCE when it's explained to me

AND

ONCE five minutes later when I finally understand it."

"I don't get into fights...I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs...it's called MANNERS!"

"I'm nice; you can't expect me to be organized too."

"I'm not bossy! I just have better ideas."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it."

"...Who are you to judge the life I live...I know I'm not perfect and I don't try to be. But before you start pointin' fingers, make sure your own are clean..."

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

"We can stare into the past, but only the future is within our control."

"No one has ever defeated evil while dancing."

Best Pickup Lines

I got these from, CapN'Cupcake's Story Easy as 1,2,3. Chapter 12.

4) "Are you running out of breath?" "I'm sorry?" "From running through my head all night."

5) "Did the sun just come up or did you smile at me?"

6) "Your lips just look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

8) "My name's Doug. That's 'god' spelled backward with a little bit of you wrapped up in it."

9) "Do you have your tickets yet?" "To what?" *Flexes arm muscle* "The gun show!"

10) "Um, I'm doing a poll around to see how many females have pierced nipples."

11) "If your right leg's Thanksgiving and your left leg's Christmas, I wanna visit you in between holidays."

14) "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

15) "I know what I should be for Halloween." "What?" "A light switch. Every time I see you, you turn me on."

17) "Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place."(think. i didn't get it at first)

19) "Do you know how humans have sex?" "Yes . . ." "Great could you explain it to me. But you should know I learn by demonstration. "

23) "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."

26) "My love for you is like a level 68 blood elf hunter, with season 6 gladiator helmet."

28) "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."

29) "I have only three months to live."

30) "Did you know, that 90% of all rape begins with a simple touch of the shoulder?" *Touches shoulder*

31) "If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. Not only because of my masculinity, but in fear of losing you."

32) "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

36) "I bit my lip. Could you kiss it better?"

38) *Places hand on thigh* "Are you nervous?"

39) "May I?" "May you what?" "Take a picture. I need Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

40) "POOF!" "Here I am! What were your other two wishes?"

41) "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

43) *Holds hand out* "I'd like my breath back from when you took it away."

44) "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

45) "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No . . ." "Do you want one?" "I don't know. Maybe." "Well, when you want a manfriend, come and give me a call."

46) "That's a nice set of legs you've got there." "Um . . . thanks?" "No problem. When do they open?"

48) "Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name . . . Candi?" Slap! "That wasn't a kiss!"

50) "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death. So for my health and yours, just say yes."

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There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Terrestrial Constellations by NightOwl360 reviews
For Jane and Darcy bringing Thor back to Earth is only the beginning of the adventure. Relationships are never easy, the past is always just a step behind, and sometimes the people we know best have the biggest secrets. Thor/Jane, Darcy/Fandral.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,324 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Boys Camp by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward's life gets crazy, when he goes to an all boys' music camp. He was sure he was straight, until he met Richard Swan. The odd little boy brings out a protective streak in him and something else. Re-written with no EDEN or Vampires. NOT SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Week the Olympians Visited by psychncislover reviews
Zeus has allowed the Gods/Goddesses to visit their demigod children at camp, but a God and Goddess will be put at wits end when their children fall for each other...PERCABETH! WRITTEN IN THE MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS, MOVIEVERSE...take your pick XD LET'S SAY IT AGAIN...MOVIEVERSE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Grover - Complete
Friends with Bennies? by Sxkitn reviews
My life was perfect and simple; Job, traveled the world, owned my home, supportive frinds, and didnt have to worry about a relationship because I had Jacob; My friends with bennies. That is untill HE showed up and turned my world around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,756 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not Saying I Fancy You, But by CokeBottleK reviews
If actions speak louder than words, they might as well be shouting it from the Astronomy Tower. R/S. One-shot, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Meagan's Back by always.reader94 reviews
This happens at the end of the book. After Doug convinces her to come back and live with the McGowan boys. Will Finn and Meagan stay close? Or will there by obstacles in the way? Lots of new plot and story line, but same amazing characters! Beware of mature situations in later chapters.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Meagan M., Finn McG.
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why do rainbows only come when it rains by Lilylulu reviews
Cappie and Casey share a night of passion that results in an unexpected surprise. Multiple characters: C/C, Ashleigh/Beaver, Rebecca/Evan, Rusty/Jordan, Calvin/Heath.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 159 - Words: 465,569 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,529 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Untold Story Of Sally Jackson by alone4everandalways reviews
Sally Jackson was just your average New Yorker. One day, however, she's on the beach, celebrating her eighteenth birthday, when she sees a guy carrying a trident. What's up with THAT? Her life. What really happened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sally J., Poseidon
Matthew Meade's Guide to the McGowan Girls by OvercomeTheDark reviews
What if the genders were reversed? Matthew Meade, a boy, moves to a 7 girl household and he meets the McGowan girls. Who knew that high school could actually be inside of a house? Based on Megan Meade's... R&R!
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009
Easy as 1,2,3 by Cap'NCupcake reviews
She never would have thought that she would fall for him. I mean, he's Travis Stoll. She's Katie Gardner. They weren't supposed to go together. And yet they do. 26 Tratie fics, one for each letter of the alphabet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,904 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Travis S., Katie G.
Speak Now by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since childhood and Bella has always loved him. But when Edward meets Tanya in College, Bella's world starts to fall apart. Now on their wedding day, will Bella reveal her feelings and Tanya's dark secrets? 3 parts
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Obsess by BananaFannaFo reviews
"But I was trapped. Trapped to a man I no longer knew. A man that had become a monster just a few short months after reciting my vows, tying myself to him forever... And in love with a man that couldn't save me from this hell."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,734 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
After the End by Catherine-PJO reviews
The story begins right after Luke dies and follows Percabeth's life after the war. Fluff, a quest, fluff, wedding, honeymoon and more that are still to come! Rated M for a few adult themes. Sequel now up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,904 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A new beginning by Catherine-PJO reviews
Sequel to "After the End"! Follow Liam "LJ" Jackson and his friends through their adventures. Will we see the Prophecy expressed when Liam was just a baby materialize? Will he find his significant other? Will he make the right decision? Read inside R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,593 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Gods got Facebook! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Gods got Facebook! RUN! lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Road Trip by do not doubt the donuts reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Learning How To Deal With The Darkside by Louise Brennan reviews
The story of Jessica dealing with her new responsibilities and being engaged to Lucius. Dedicated to my twin, Zoe.
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009
14 years later by Oldmanmah reviews
After the Third Titan war,Percy Jackson was been made a God by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Alicia Chase, has been leading a "normal" life until her fathers' past catches up with her. Updated as of May 19th 2009.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Boinking at Bloomies by obsessedmom reviews
Bella Swan takes a short-cut through Bloomingdale's each morning on her way to work. Mr. Masen is the new day manager. Will they meet? Come along and read and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding The Perfect Man by BananaFannaFo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe in relationships, and avoided them at all costs. But when her two best friends get engaged, leaving her the odd man out, she decides to take a chance and go on a search. A search to find the perfect man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,415 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella - Complete
Caught in the Act by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a vaguely detailed quest together. Just the two of them. Alone. In Hawaii. Sharing one hotel room. Completely unsupervised. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Full summary inside. Annabeth/Percy ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Angel of Irony by lovelyimperfections reviews
She's the most beautiful woman in the world. But not even Edward Cullen can save her from the torments of her ugly past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,687 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Stalker by girl-crazy-4-VampyreSpeed reviews
Percy, and the gang embark on a quest to save Percy's stalker who turns out to be someone VERY special. Rubbish summary, please read and review! Based on the books story line but using the film's characters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy and Annabeth MiniStories by im.unleashing.my.imagination13 reviews
A bunch of mini-stories all about Percy and Annabeth. I really love them as a couple and want you to get to know them a little better. I'll write as many as any one wants them!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Wish Come True by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Percy's point of view of Caught in the Act. Percy/Annabeth Percy's POV ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
What Happens in the Closet by AbcFamilyFF reviews
One-shot. Cappie and Casey did more than just talk about floor hockey and boyfriends in the closet in the beginning of the series. Rated M for lemons.
Greek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
Free as the water by MissingMommy reviews
Since Thalia convinced Percy and Annabeth to get together, things have taken a turn. Annabeth starts to dream about two kids. What could this mean? Percabeth and Thalico. NO FLAMERS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,370 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,061 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong With Me by HeatherT reviews
Edward is Bella's best friend and neighbor. She has been in love with him as long as she can remember. She doesn't know Edward feels the same. Can they withstand the trials of a relationship and life? AH OOC Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,227 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Queen Of Maldonia by MyahLyah reviews
Tiana and Naveen's world is turned upside down when they must accept their new duties as King and Queen of Maldonia. Will the pressure of Tiana's new life take a toll on her restaurant and marriage? R&R! Chapter 35 is up. The final chapter.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Percy and Annabeth Prank War by xxAlisonxx reviews
What happens when Clarisse decides to butt into Percy and Annabeth's prank war? There will be some Percabeth in the later chapters, and yes, I will make later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Another Day, Another Night by Silvrr reviews
Sequel to Another Year, Another Mission! Cammie and her friends along with the Blackthorne Boys are heading on a mission, and it's just the eight of them. Alone...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
High School: Part One by perkygirl1998 reviews
Just a little cute romance story. About Percy and Annabeth in Goode. There's also Thalia. I'm gonna try to put Rachael and Grover in later chapters. Percabeth! Trust me, you won't regret readin it. More demigod stuff than you think. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursue by BananaFannaFo reviews
Sequel to 'Obsess'. Bella thinks that she can finally settle down and live her life with Edward and their daughter. Her psycho ex husband, Jacob is behind bars, and they have nothing left to fear... or so she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MODELS by rustandsunbeans reviews
Bella, Rose, Alice, Em, Jazz, and Edward were together in high school. The boys become star baseball players and the girls become Victoria's Secret Angels. They slowly drift apart. What happens when the boys come to a show suddenly? B/E R/Em A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,919 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ten Years by d-christen reviews
"Why don't you give this to me in ten years?" "Okay, I'll wait." Percabeth, AU, OOC. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Back to Camp by percabethxx867 reviews
This was supposed to be a perfect Camp Half-blood summer. But, suddenly, Annabeth, Percy, Silena and Beckendorf are all on a quest to retrieve a missing item. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rapacious by BananaFannaFo reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years, all while secretly liking each other. Can they put their friendship on the line and become something more, or will their actions and choices ruin everything. *Certain situations may be disturbing to some*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,066 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One With the Laminated List by The One With All The Twilight reviews
Bella gets introduced to a new Cullen family tradition: the freebie list. Fun ensues as the Cullens share the celebrities on their lists, prompting Edward who originally refused to make a list and the newly-turned Bella to create lists of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interrupted by E. M. Zeray reviews
Percy and Annabeth are meant to be together, so yeah, they'll get married and have kids and live happily ever after, but there's that awkward bit that nobody really knows about. The beginning is untold and I'm here to tell it. WARNING! RATED M! WARNING!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,287 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Newborn by belladonnacullen reviews
Edward's life from 1918 - 2006. See him as a newborn, a rebellious killer, as his family grows, and as he turns into the vampire we know and love him as today. P.S. Tanya's always been in love with him. E/TPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,915 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edward, Tanya
My life without you by raok reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,268 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprises When You Least Expect Them by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Set before the fifth book. Annabeth pays Percy a visit and she tells him her feelings. What will unfold? JUICY LEMON. M
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Making Men by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
This is the entire first movie in Shang's point of view. I might continue this to an in-between for the first and second movies.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
I Don't Feel Like Drinking! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Cullen's in the great era of, you guessed! The 70's! What will one night out with Denali Clan mean? A whole of freakin' fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,446 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing Megan's Story by polarbearzrock reviews
This is just about what happens after Megan returns home from the airport, and how her life as been effected by her "ground rules" with Doug. Things will never be the same in this household.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Meagan M.
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
if I ever cross your mind by greenconverses reviews
Percy and Annabeth choose separate paths to immortality after the Battle of New York. Nothing will stop them from being together, even if it means breaking a few rules along the way. AU, futurefic. Written for the PJO Kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fragility of Tears by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Step Three, little Miss Lily Evans," James said quietly, turning back to his books and feeling her hot gaze on him, "Step three: I get the girl." JPLE, One-Shot, Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Another Year, Another Mission by Silvrr reviews
It's junior year for Cammie and her 3 best friends. What happens when the boys from Blackthorne come back again? They go to Roseville because their school isn't safe anymore. Will Josh be jealous or not?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Percabeth Moments in Percy & Annabeth's POV by jade1141 reviews
Rick Riordan's version of Percabeth moments and mine from Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Lauren's Crush by 2kool4skool reviews
When the Cullen's first moved to Forks Jasper and Alice had to deal with Lauren having a crush on him. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swimming Lessons by EmilyHelene reviews
After a morning of sword fighting, Percy Learns that Annabeth does not know how to swim and becomes hellbent on teaching her. With a little help from friends dead and alive will Annabeth finally learn how to swim? A cute PERCABETH one-shot! Annabeth POV!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Like Ross and Rachel by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis and Conner decide to have a little fun with Percy and Annabeth's rollercoaster relationship. Percabeth-ish. Plus some Tratie if you squint real hard! One shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kiss or the Cake by asclaw14 reviews
After losing a bet to Emmett, Edward has to pay up by enlisting Bella's help in answering a question for Emmett. Is kissing Edward still Bella's favorite? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4905 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by socact reviews
Bella is a single mom, home in Forks for Christmas, when she meets Santa in a mall. Her son wants something very special this year. Bella just wants Santa. One-shot for breath-of-twilight's Christmas countdown. AH, Rated M for the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
51Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do Anymore by Heather94 reviews
Here are 51 Things That Emmett Cullen Cannot Do Anymore. These stories are why The Indifferent Child Of Earth wrote the 51 things that Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emmett
Santa is Real! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Percabeth one-shot! "This year has been so busy, I forgot to send my letter to him." He wasn't smiling, or laughing, and he didn't even have that glint in his eye that he always had whenever he was kidding around. He was hard core serious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Week Of BAD PickUp Lines by yen may reviews
Edward had to go away for a week and left Bella behind. Mike sees it as an chance to woo Bella with pick-up lines. A funny one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by greenconverses reviews
In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,468 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Its my Party! by Psychic-pixie-101 reviews
Its Rachel's Sweet Sixteen. She invites Percy. And Annabeth. The only reason she is inviting her, is to show her who gets Percy. But what will happen when Percy and Annabeth are no longer in her party? Percabeth! PM me if you want to have Percy's POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Up Escalators by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Bella/Edward human fluff. They're in Washington D.C. and sillyness ensues. The next part of my growing up series. Check out my profile for the other stories.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
True Love's First Kiss, a Modern Fairy Tale by addisonj reviews
Princess Isabella is cursed to live locked in a tower until she receives true love's first kiss. A one-shot for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Loves Bond by allienicole16 reviews
Bella has been dating Jacob Black for three years, but when the new Cullen kids come to town everything changes. What happens when Bella gets to know her brother's new girlfriends family and falls for Alice's twin brother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,804 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Need You by RAWRIBITEYOU reviews
Bella is forced to marry Jacob to save her family, but what will happen to Edward the man she loves. Will she give him up. Can she marry a man she doesn't love? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do : by TwiGirls09 reviews
This is our version of 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do. Inspierd by the indifferent child of earths 51 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do. Hope you like it :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pirates and Princesses by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Bella is in kindergarten and is sitting all by herself. Edward comes to see if she wants to play with him. My first shot at younger versions of them, so it might not be amazing. Re-posted it. I had to fix something. Lost all my stats though :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PreSchool friends by gummiebears reviews
What happens when Bella is the new kid in pre-school? Who will be her friends and who will be her foes? Edward and Bella in their early ages. EXB. One-shot. All human. For MissStrawberries Cullenizer Monthly One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, Emmett and Kisses by Elemental Serenity reviews
Edward comes home to a guilty-looking Alice, and Bella and Emmett in his room sharing...kisses? Edward can't believe what he's hearing! But it's not exactly what he thinks... EdwardxBella - All for fun. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hades and Persephone: The Truth by anavihs reviews
My take on an often told story between my favourite two characters form Greek Mythology. There are now lemons in chapters 2 and 4. I hope they do not offend anyone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
Haunted by Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb reviews
Tanya's P.O.V, AH. It's Bellas and Edwards wedding and Tanya is a jealous ex. Tanya and Edward went out for five years through college, they were best friends. Until a chance meeting causes Tanyas life to spiral downwards. One shot, my second ever fanfic,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tanya
Handing Myself To Fate by Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb reviews
A look into Alice's mind as she is waiting to meet Jasper. Follows books, one-shot, short fluff. Visions of there first wedding and things like that. DONT BE PUT OFF BY SHORTNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Pearl by frostedflames reviews
Another Percabeth Romance. Very romantic. : If you don't like romance, then... : Please leave a review. I would really appreciate that!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The fantasy by Percabeth21497 reviews
When annabeth and percy get married, numerous things start happening. Things unexpected. LOTS OF PERCABETH! mostly in Annabeths POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
ALICE CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Heart like an eagle by frostedflames reviews
Romance between Percy and Annabeth. A strange encounter with Athena. Please Leave a review. Please. Review. Please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009
The Dare by SneezesthatPleases reviews
The family makes the mistake of playing Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2009
All Better by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
All human, preschool fluff. Jasper wakes up from his nap to find Alice gone. He finds her and comforts her. Don't you just love Alice and Jasper? Reviews make me happy. *Wink, wink*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
No regrets by frostedflames reviews
After the war on the six hundredth floor. Percy and Annabeth stays in Percy's cabin. A Percabeth romance. Although it don't really sound like Percy.Please leave a review :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Best Underwater Kiss Ever by Krissie Daughter of Iris reviews
What happened when the campers threw Percy and Annabeth in the lake together? This is my version. M, there is a reason! Contains smut, Percabeth. My first fanfic, so it isn't the best, but please read it anyway and advise me on how I can improve.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sick by azngirl123 reviews
Percy goes to San Francisco to visit Annabeth for fall break! What happens over there? Read to find out. PERCABETH! Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Homework by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Bella was upset about Algebra. Edward didn't know there was something worse on her mind. Another Edward/Bella growing up fic. Review please, and I will love you forever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Fine by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Sequel to "Kindergarten," but can stand alone. Bella and Edward, fifth grade, at camp... Oh no. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kindergarten by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Bella and Edward in Kindergarten. Just some cutesy fluff... Read and Reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Protective by byteme5118 reviews
It is time to swim during gym, will mike learn that Bella is Edward's? EPOV NOW HAS A SEQUEL: JEALOUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Fun by wolfrose89 reviews
Just a fun little one-shot of what would happen if Bella and Edward went to college. Post-Breaking Dawn, contains spoilers. Disclaimer: Twilight belongs completely to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Tale by Disarming Alice Ayres reviews
What happens when Santa pays a visit to the Cullen house, and catches Jasper off guard? An ending full of life lessons for the Cullens. One shot. Original Characters/Pairings. Rating it T, just in case :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
61 things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With A Bet by azngirl123 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are twenty five, married for four years, and have a 10 month old baby. The baby doesn't talk yet, and Annabeth and Percy decided to have a little bet. Percabeth. Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexual Appetites by Rockerdude911 reviews
It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Goldie Locks Finds Her Bear by OliviaJane reviews
What was Rosalie really feeling when she discovered Emmett being mauled by the bear? What emotional turmoil did she experience when making the decision to change him? Written from RPOV. A one-shot written for school.needs to go's Rosalie challege.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 305 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Broken Locket by DarthRoden76 reviews
Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,800 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
A Sure Thing by Zero to Hero reviews
In a moment of irrational thinking, Arnold agrees to let Helga help him get Lila to fall for him. However, he soon learns the hard way the nothing is ever a sure thing. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Chasing Madam Cloud Splendor by Illyana Lian-hua Wendybyrd reviews
By popular request, a continuation of Wendybrd's "Sweet Water." Take note of the rating, this is our evocative version of Mulan.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/25/2001
Sweet Water by wendybyrd reviews
Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/15/2001
My Juliet reviews
Written for my english class. The love of Romeo and Juliet from Paris's perspective.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete