![]() Author has written 1 story for Romeo and Juliet. Name: Tyra (don't you dare say, "Oohh like Tyra Banks?" I've heard enough of those to last me a lifetime) Gender: I'll give you 3 hints: 1) I wear skirts (Im not a drag queen) 2) I can give birth (ow...not anytime soon thank the gods) 3) I'm not a guy (Its hard but I'm sure you'll figure it out) It takes a truly special person to point out the obvious Age: You know that gorgeous popular girl in all the teen movies who parks her car and the camera pans to the license plate that says SWEET16? Yeah, well I'm the loser whose bike just got ran over by that girl, because I don't have my license. So in short 15. Religion: Mormon (I don't understand why no one believes me.) This is normally what happens when I tell someone: "What religion are you?" "Mormon." "Holy crap, seriously?" "No dumbass I just say it to impress people. Of course I'm fucking Mormon." Godly Parent: Δεν έχω καμία αμφιβολία στο μυαλό μου ότι είναι ο πραγματικός μου γονέας. Καμία ερώτηση. Είμαι ενήμερη για τη ζήλια σας. (thanks Catherine P.!) Extremely Rough Translation: I don't have a doubt in my mind that he is my real parent. No questions. I am aware for your jealousy. Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (all of them but TLO is the best), Twilight Saga (say what you want I love them), The Count of Monte Cristo, Gallagher Girls, Almost Heaven, Something Wonderful, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, The Pretty One, Dracula, Fire, Oh My Gods, and The Hunger Games Logan Lerman is a sex god. Just making sure you're aware. Percabeth forever. Why? Because Perchal is just wrong on so many levels. Don`t even get me started on Perlypso. *shudder* Whats the last book you read? Almost Heaven by Judith McNaught. I'm a sucker for romance. What's on your T.V right now? The Birdcage. You know, the one with the gay club owners from South Beach. The Colemans/Goldmans? Never mind you have to watch it to get it. Who's the last person you argued with and what did you say? My friend Kiana. We were arguing about whether or not oral herpes was an STD. Where are you? On my bed, in my bedroom. What's your personality like? Which one? What was the last thing you thought? Should I buy two books or a Calzone from Pizza Hut? Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Wet t-shirt contest. My mind is a very dark and scary place. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? One very large bathtub, me, and 1 million one dollar bills. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Vanilla Softlips Chapstick. What are you eating/drinking right now? I was eating fudge. There was a bake sale at school. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it? "His voice softened." Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey. I h-e-a-r-t, love that book! My friend Edward kind of looked at me funny when he saw it fall out of my backpack, though. He thought I bought an actual guide to dating a vampire. What's it like being you? Ah-freaking-mazing! What are your thoughts on writing? I enjoy writing. Especially if its for a short story. However, I'm going to kick whoever invented writers block in the balls. How tall are you? 5'6. Weird, I just got measured today during my physical for cheer... What book are you currently reading? The Naughty List by Suzanne Young What music are you listening to? California Gurls by Katy Perry. That song is so catchy and true. We California girls are unforgettable... What annoys you most? Giirrllls whoo typpee likkee thiss :)!!!!!Andd leavvee randoom smilleyy faccess everywherreee ;)! Its actually possible to sound stupid over the internet. What was the last movie you cried during? Titanic. I was crying in the beginning credits because all I could think of when I saw the water was poor Jack. What girl didn't fall in love with Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie? What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Google. What was the last thing you cooked? Strawberry shortcake. From scratch. Damn straight. What color are the walls of the room you are in? Beige. Bleh. My mom wont let me paint them orange. I want to do this whole Arabian Nights thing with burnt orange, red, and yellow with thick rugs and canopies but I'm getting off topic. Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. I used to hate mustard but I tried it recently and changed my mind. How many different programs are on your computer right now? 7. Gmail, FanFiction, Sidereel, All Grown Up episode guide (its the spin-off of the old Nickelodeon show Rugrats) , Buffy the Vampire slayer episode guide, Victoria Secret, and Nordstrom. What is the weather like? Sunny. Are you going on vacation this summer and where? The livingroom or maybe even if I'm feeling really adventurous the kitchen. Anything else? I am currently writing a book. I've always wanted to be a writer but it takes me forever to finish. Perfectionist what can I say. Misspelled words REALLY bug me. Ha! How funny would it be if I misspelled, misspelled? Okay, I guess I'm the only one who finds that funny...moving on. What's your favorite article of clothing? My blue v-neck that says "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like" across the chest. I love offensive tees. Who is the most special person to you? My best friend Amber. Boys are overrated. Scariest moment of your life? I was walking a friend home at 10:30 p.m when we saw this fat guy on a motorcycle with his arms crossed and in the middle of a sidewalk. We ran away and heard him follow us but luckily we weren't far from my house so we slammed the door. But we could hear him circle the neighborhood, twice before he finally left. She spent the night. One word that would best describe you? Indescribable. What is your favorite month? December. Christmas break, snow(on tv), hot chocolate, and Ugg boots. They're like having a sleeping bag for each foot. What's your favorite number? 7. I always guess 7 when some one says pick a number 1-10. 7 is everybody else's unlucky number, so no one likes 7 but me! What does your username mean? Umm, this is sad. My first name is Tyra, so Ty. My middle name is Nicole, so nikki. Do you know the song that goes "Hey Micky you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Micky."? Well Ty-Nikki-u-so-fine. I used to sing that a lot as a kid. "Ty nikki you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Ty nikki." What is your favorite Disney movie? I can't choose one so I'll name 5. I love The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Cars (those gangsta cars are so COOL!), Finding Nemo, Life Size (the one with Tyra Banks and Lindsey Lohan.) What made you smile today? My little brother, Tristan, copying the turtle on Finding Nemo. "Give me some fin. Noggin. Dude." "O.K, intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, jellyman." Last thing you said out loud? "And then they lived happily ever after." I told Tristan a bedtime story. Last rainbow you saw? I was hiking with my friend Lara and I was playing with a squirt bottle and I happened to squeeze it when we passed some sunlight through the trees and it made a rainbow. I was so amused that I kept trying again until she took it away. She happened to be right in front of me and her shirt had a huge wet mark. Do you want a haircut? Yeah, I was thinking about that a few hours ago. This is getting creepy, all of this stuff was really recent. Have you ever been in a fight? Yup. The bitch wouldn't share the monkey bars. I made her bleed. I was a very aggressive fourth-grader. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Oooohhhh, I love naming people but it takes me days to choose names for my fictional characters. Are you aware of how long naming a child will take?!?! But probably Veronica, Charlotte, Viola, or Cassandra. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Leonardo. But only if his last name was da or di something. Leonardo DiCaprio. Mock me all you want that name is sweet. Ooh or Emmett, I really love that name. Name 12 of your favorite fictional characters: 1. Percy (PJO) 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Haha. An Edward/Kira fanfic? That I gotta see. They are both vampires but different types. She is affected by all the things Dracula is and is passionate and sensual while Edward...not so much. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Of course I think luscious Lucius is hot! Who wouldn't find a tall dark-haired vampire prince hot?!? 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? He would go to jail. Jakarta and Ian? No, no, NO! Period. End of story. Thats so WRONG! He's 28 and she's 16. Pedophilia is never hot! 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? No, not really. No offense but Sonny wouldn't have any good fics that don't involve losing her virginity to Magnus. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Eww, Erik/Edward. No way. Erik is a playa but he's not that good. 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Nico/Sonny or Nico/Annabeth? Nico/Sonny. They would be too cute. He is dark and brooding, she's sweet and bubbly. Opposites attract. Nico/Annabeth? No way in Hades will that happen. Percabeth forever! 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? If Alexandra walked in on Erik and Ian kissing? She would burst out laughing then tell Ian's wife Elizabeth, who is her best friend. They are from different books but know each other. 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Phoebe/Annabeth. The daughter of victory and the daughter of wisdom unite. Phoebe, new to the world of demigods was assigned a partner to help control her powers. The girls soon become great friends but is there something more between them? FEMSLASH. Lemons in later chapters. 9) Is there anything as one/eight fluff? Percy/Ian. Thank the gods, no. Way to creepy to explain. I don't think I should have put Ian on that list... 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Alexandra/Jakarta ~ A Mother's Love. Can someone hand me a grater because that was CHEESY! 11) Does anyone on your friends list read three? Phoebe? No, none of my friends read as much as I do. And when they do read they like deep classical books. I like thought provoking, make you want to cry books as well but I find fluff easier not to obsess over. 13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Erik/Lucius/Nico ~ No, but maybe I should... 14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Annabeth ~ Passion, huh? I'm warning you, I have a really dirty graphic mind. But she might yell, "Oh GODS! Yes PERCY! Right there! Make me cu-AAHHHH!" I warned you. 15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Ian? Promiscuous Girl by Nelly Furtado. Easy. That has nothing to do with him. I would just want to use that song. 16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Percy/Edward/Jakarta ~ WARNING: Weird, threesome, special powers. Includes blood sucking (and other kinds of sucking...I'm a perv), earthquakes, water powers, and a curse! Enjoy! 17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Annabeth to use on Erik ~ "I'm alive." 18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2! Percy and Ian are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Sonny. After Ian dumps Percy for Jakarta, Edward gets upset and retaliates by dating Jakarta. Alone and broken-hearted, Percy travels in search of a friend. Finally, Percy meets Lucius and Alexandra. The three loners meet Annabeth, who tells each of them to look for love. Lucius finds Phoebe, Alexandra gets Kira, and Percy is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Edward and Erik. Percy/Ian. No. Thats just weird. But Nico/Sonny? Too cute! Edward/Jakarta...meh. Lucius/Phoebe, DRAMA! Alexandra/Kira? They will be the worlds hottest lesbians ever! Percy/Edward/Erik? That interests me. 19) What would be a good title for this? If Gossip Girl was a Crossover Novel... 20) What would the genre(s) be? Hurt/Romance/Comfort The Curse of SAM!!! Any guy named or has a nickname of any variation of the name Sam will inevitably break your heart. This includes but is not limited to Sam, Sammy, Samuel, Sami, Sammie, Samy, and Samie. Only 1 out of 5 relationships with Sam's have been proven to work. Just a random fact I've figured out in my life. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go AU - Means Alternate Universe, as in fic doesn't follow the rules of the actual book, which is okay, and, if done right, helps make the story more interesting. NG- Next generation. Usually the a story whose main characters are the children of the original characters from the book. OOC - Out of character. The characters are not acting the way the do in the book. OC - Original character. The character(s) was/were created by the author and are not in the original book. IC - In character. Usually when you get a good review, they might say your characters were "IC" or they were depicted the way they are in the book, which is a good thing. Drabble - Literary genre and type: A 100 word story, often meant as a challenge. Has it’s origins on sites like LiveJournal. Flame - A review to a story that doesn't exactly make the author very happy, but sometimes authors deserve flames. There are many stories out there that need a good flaming. One-shot - A short fic that is only meant to have one chapter. There are two-shots, three-shots, but after 3 chapters, you've got a full-fledged story. There are also series's of one shots, which are stories that have multiple chapters, but each chapter is just one short story. Post-apocalyptic - A story that takes place after a traumatic event in a character's life. Self Insert - A story where the author creates a new character based after themselves into the story, and the story is usually from their point of view. Usually pretty hard to pull off. Song-fic - A story based after the lyrics to a song. The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nyquil Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to where?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wait, slow down here. So I have to open the package BEFORE I eat the nuts?) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(We're supposed to eat food!?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( Aw, that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!) Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that airplane down, you might drop it!) Scoopable cat litter-"Safe to use around pets" (Finally a cat litter safe to use around cats! What will they think of next?) Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, right?) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Boo. How else will I get that fresh from the salon taste?) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's almost as amazing as a newspaper telling you the news!) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Duh. Sherlock) Sarcastic? Who, me? You know if you live in 2010 when 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing 6) Your teacher doesn't even have the ability to do your homework. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is awesome If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever feared for your OWN sanity copy and paste this onto your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gone somewhere but when you got there forgot what you were going to do there, copy this into you profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh) Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the hell is drinking my water! IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE I have the ability to trip over flat ground (IT'S SO TRUE) I'm not random, I just have many thoughts... I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. Milk tastes good. Moose are funny! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers...) A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass... FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We need to do that again." FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking and says, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw a tampon at you and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thou- OH! A SQUIRREL If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot. The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes Break my Heart, I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.' Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic... Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemies! It really pisses them off! A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive I just don't care The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?) - No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? -When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out -I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that. -Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! - Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide - Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it -I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there -The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide -Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -Tell the truth and run, fast -If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something -Education is important. School however, is another matter. -I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder... If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over If you know me, chances are you hate me. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away… Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option. If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go. Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck "Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!" Sarcastic! Me? Never! If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two? If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Guy's point of view A Relationship from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. (If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.) You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Ryan Rynolds, Justin Bieber, or Taylor Lautner is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush... Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. A Relationship from a Girls POV We care when you're friends with other girls We tell you we don't but are sending you signs that we really don't like it We especially hate it if that girl you're friends with, is an ex-girlfriend It won't help if you are flirty and she smirks at us If she texts you in the middle of the night, and you're asleep, don't get mad if we read it The worst thing you could ever do is cheat When we fight and scream at you to get out we're really screaming to stay I don't need a huge display of affection, I just want something that proves you really care about me. Like a small teddy bear or a vanilla ice cream cone just like the one we ate on our first date. We don't care if you have a six pack or defined biceps, just as long as you always have them around us We don't shave everyday, so please don't make a huge deal over it. Because if you do, not only will you embarrass us, but you won't be seeing or feeling our bare skin for quite a while When I dress sexy, don't force me to wear something else. Asking nicely and giving a legitimate reason for why I shouldn't wear my new mini-dress will probably get you what you want. Don't you dare pressure us into doing something we aren't ready for. Don't complain if we complain about our periods. They hurt like hell and as much as all women would like to have "Kick a guy in the balls every 4 hours for 5 days" we don't. So offer to buy us pads or a tampon. Shut up and be grateful you're a guy. When we talk, don't make us feel stupid or guilty. When we're having a conversation, we'd like to keep it that way. Don't grunt or monopolize the conversation by constantly interrupting. Just listen, wait your turn, then speak. If we change something like our hair or our outfit seems fancier than usual. Comment. Noticing is the important part. If you can't find anything nice to say. Try something creative, "Hey you cut your hair, it seems a lot shorter than before." See, to us that shows you noticed the change, and commented. But we overlook the fact that it wasn't an opinionated comment. Be sweet, not creepy. Tell us we look gorgeous instead of sexy. Tell us we look beautiful when we are at sitting in our sweats with no makeup on. But only if you mean it. Chivalry is dead. But you could bring it back. Open doors, ask us to dance, or pay for dinner. Call when you say you're going to. Don't be a dick around you're friends. When I'm there I want you to be the same sweet amazing guy I love. Don't look at other girls. I'm not saying you can't look at or have friends but if I catch you staring at some bimbos double D's, you'll also be able to watch my ass, as I walk away. When I look up at you, kiss me. If I start crying, hold me, and don't let go. When you feel that you love me. Please just say it. Thats all it takes to put a smile on our face. I don't want you to be the perfect guy. But I need you to be my perfect guy. Every girl who agrees wit this, repost it. For every guy who agrees with this repost it. Random quotes I love: I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own. Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore... I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday! Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth' You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser. 2+2=6, I rock at math Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care... I only use my computer on days that end in "Y" Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people. Dance like nobody's watching. Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios I agree with the Dictionary: Girls before Guys Partying before Studying Friends before Love I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me. They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1% that keeps me hanging on This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him I'm the type of girl who can watch a bunch of horror movies and not get scared... then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she reposts this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Girls If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say "I love you." When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. I'm loud, no mute button on this chicka but I'm not obnoxious (hopefully) I'm reserved but I'm not stuck-up I'm straight-in-your-face-kind-of-girl but I'll respect your privacy and personal bubble (Mostly) I'm shy but only because I like good first impressions I'm a lover but I'm careful with my heart I'm sweet but not if you mess with my family or friends I'm sadistic but not if your sweet to me. I love music but well there is no but in that situation I'm smart but I'm not a nerd I'm pretty but I only say that so I'll stop getting slapped by my friends I love hugs but only if your not creepy I hate ciggarettes but I won't hate you if you don't. I adore animals but I'm not the crazy cat lady. EVER WONDER: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? I'm the kinda girl who would...: I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it... You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? How I am blonde 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it Score: 92% Yes, I never got one of those before! I'm just kidding...or am I? Im a girl, BTW! YOUR GUY SIDE: X You love hoodies. TOTAL: 17! YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. TOTAL: 19! The Insanity Test (I've crossed the ones that apply to me) X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. X You have fallen asleep in class. X You use your fingers to do simple math. X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. X You say "what" and "huh" a lot. X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. GRAND TOTAL: 32 Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100 I'm 84% crazy! "Character is what you are when no one else is looking." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "If you know me, chances are you hate me." "Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more" "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." "Boys are like lava lamps, they get hotter as time goes by, fun to watch but not too bright..." Perfect Man Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Things I'm NOT Allowed to do at Camp Halfblood: 1. I will not hug Mr. D., nor will I come into personal contact with him, whatsoever. 2. Telling campers ‘save a Pegasus, ride a demi-god’ is not funny, just very dirty. 3. Telling campers ‘save a demi-god, ride a centaur’ is not permitted, and Chiron will most likely kill me. 4. Singing “Like a Virgin” in front of the hunters is not funny, no matter how many people laugh. 5. I will not give Luke a hug, no matter how much he needs one. 6. I will not sing “Hey Hade’s, you’re so Fine”, ever. 7. Referring to Mr. D. as the drunken fat guy is not permitted, and will also get me turned into a grape. 8. I will not braid Chiron’s tail and call him my pretty pony. 9. I will not ask Chiron boxers or briefs, because he obviously doesn’t wear underwear. 10. I will not point out the fact that Chiron doesn’t wear underwear. 11. I will not ask Chiron if horses do it better. 12. I will not sing “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on Discovery Channel” to Chiron. 13. Calling Kronos a meanie-butt will get me killed, and isn’t a smart idea. 14. Grover does not need to shave his legs, and I will stop saying so. 15. Juniper is not cheating on Grover with all the tree huggers at camp. 16. I will not tell Annabeth that Percy hates blondes with a fiery passion from the bottom of his heart. It’s just plain mean. 17. Telling Percy that Annabeth is dating him to make Luke jealous, is wrong. 18. Calling the gods sexy beasts might make them feel better, but is not permitted. 19. I will not yell out that Kronos is coming and watch every one freak out. 20. I will not tell the Aphrodite girls that Clarisse says she’s prettier than them. 21. I will not aim for the satyrs during archery. 22. I will not make pot brownies and sell them to the campers, because an A.D.H.D. kid on marijuana is just a mess. 23. Singing the Mission Impossible theme song for every quest I go on just gets annoying. 24. Correcting Annabeth is a bad idea. 25. Dumping glitter on Mr. D. and taping a note to his back that says ‘I feel pretty’, then blaming it on Percy is not permitted. 26. Telling all the gods their attack and defense points is annoying. 27. I will not dress up as a hellhound for Halloween and run around jumping on every one. 28. I will not make fun of Artemis because she looks twelve. 29. I will not steal Percy’s Minotaur horn, tape it to my forehead, and run around saying I’m a unicorn. 30. I will not start dancing on the table in the dining hall singing “I know what boys like." 31. Using Annabeth’s invisibility cap to eavesdrop is not permitted. 32. Travis and Connor are not ‘butt-buddies’. 33. Making enemies with the gods is a bad idea, even if it is fun. 34. Asking Rachael what the answers to the SAT are is cheating, and not permitted. 35. I will not give energy drinks to any of the campers. 36. I will not feed Grover my enemies’ clothes. 37. Percy’s nickname is not Shark Boy. 38. Despite Annabeth’s temper, her nickname is not Lava Girl. 39. Singing “Strawberry Fields Forever” in the strawberry patches gets annoying after a while. 40. I will not jump on Chiron and yell ‘Giddy up!’ 41. I won't spread rumors that all the Hunters are lesbians For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. SCREW STEREOTYPES!! This only proves how stupid people are and that I'm not a very good Mormon... If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. "People lie, stuff doesn't." "Life is not made up of one single moment. It is made up of a gazillion moments. What matters is what you do in the next moment and the next one." "Every lie is built on a kernel of truth." "How can you tell if someone is a compulsive liar, assuming their pants aren't on fire?" "A person is much more than the tales that they tell." "Why do boys like smart girls? Opposites attract!" "The only thing smart about you is your mouth." "She has the Spirit of the sun, the Moods of the moon, the Will of the wind," "Forget diamonds, a girl's best friend is chocolate!" "I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll!" "Man is a stupid creature who would rather fight then use their brains." "You see, that's the thing about being crazy. You can do things other people can't." "I decided to be and therefore I am." "I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke three times: ONCE when it's told to me ONCE when it's explained to me AND ONCE five minutes later when I finally understand it." "I don't get into fights...I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs...it's called MANNERS!" "I'm nice; you can't expect me to be organized too." "I'm not bossy! I just have better ideas." "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it." "...Who are you to judge the life I live...I know I'm not perfect and I don't try to be. But before you start pointin' fingers, make sure your own are clean..." "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." "We can stare into the past, but only the future is within our control." "No one has ever defeated evil while dancing." Best Pickup Lines I got these from, CapN'Cupcake's Story Easy as 1,2,3. Chapter 12. 4) "Are you running out of breath?" "I'm sorry?" "From running through my head all night." 5) "Did the sun just come up or did you smile at me?" 6) "Your lips just look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?" 8) "My name's Doug. That's 'god' spelled backward with a little bit of you wrapped up in it." 9) "Do you have your tickets yet?" "To what?" *Flexes arm muscle* "The gun show!" 10) "Um, I'm doing a poll around to see how many females have pierced nipples." 11) "If your right leg's Thanksgiving and your left leg's Christmas, I wanna visit you in between holidays." 14) "Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you." 15) "I know what I should be for Halloween." "What?" "A light switch. Every time I see you, you turn me on." 17) "Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place."(think. i didn't get it at first) 19) "Do you know how humans have sex?" "Yes . . ." "Great could you explain it to me. But you should know I learn by demonstration. " 23) "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever." 26) "My love for you is like a level 68 blood elf hunter, with season 6 gladiator helmet." 28) "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes." 29) "I have only three months to live." 30) "Did you know, that 90% of all rape begins with a simple touch of the shoulder?" *Touches shoulder* 31) "If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry. Not only because of my masculinity, but in fear of losing you." 32) "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?" 36) "I bit my lip. Could you kiss it better?" 38) *Places hand on thigh* "Are you nervous?" 39) "May I?" "May you what?" "Take a picture. I need Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas." 40) "POOF!" "Here I am! What were your other two wishes?" 41) "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long." 43) *Holds hand out* "I'd like my breath back from when you took it away." 44) "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" 45) "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No . . ." "Do you want one?" "I don't know. Maybe." "Well, when you want a manfriend, come and give me a call." 46) "That's a nice set of legs you've got there." "Um . . . thanks?" "No problem. When do they open?" 48) "Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name . . . Candi?" Slap! "That wasn't a kiss!" 50) "Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death. So for my health and yours, just say yes." |
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