MissSlytherpuff
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Joined 01-24-14, id: 5479051, Profile Updated: 09-21-15
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

A short description of MissSlytherdortinksshe'saPuff:

There are a few things I'm willing to say about myself here without lying. One is that I have some sort of built-in aversion towards lying, so it makes it hard for me to say I'm twenty-two when I am in fact fifteen.

The things I'm willing to state about my identity are that I am a girl, I am, as mentioned before, fifteen years old and I live in a non-English speaking country. Despite the last fact about where I reside, English is my second mother language, and though I do not speak it every day, I mostly think in it and feel all around more comfortable writing in it too. I learned to speak and write and think English in Melbourne, Australia, where I spent a beautiful five years and a bit of my childhood that I wouldn't trade for anything.

Living in an exotic country in the eyes of Europeans, many are lead to believe that these five and a bit years of my life were some untouchable adventure that they could never possibly believe. Wrong.

Yes, I fed kangaroos and collected Christmas Beatles in Summer, I also visited Ballarat and Diamond Bay a few times, but seriously, I've always been the bookworm I am now. At times I'd spend the whole of recess sitting on the stairs around the basketball court reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and eating chocolate yoghurt with smarties and a gorilla on the cover, thinking that if I curled up into the smallest ball possible, I could become invisible.

It didn't work.

I discovered fanfiction... maybe a year and some ago? Damn, I'm not sure, but the first fanfiction I ever read was What Would Slytherin Harry Do by Big D on a Diet, which I came across when searching the internet for Slytherin bikini. I liked it, and also the idea of a Slytherin Harry, as I had been oblivious to the existence of fanfiction before, and so I searched on, which led me to the fanfiction that really got me hooked and which kinda lead me to sign up on here, too - Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17.

Then came a long list of Jily, which included, but did not end with - Boyfriend, by Molly Raesly, The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear and Penmanship Smitten, by HeyLookTheSnitch... and of course The Life and Times by Jewels5

And yeah, so that's about me and how I got here.

Also, my very very awesome and irreplaceable pen-pal and unofficial beta is the loveliest of lovely - BecauseI'mClever12 - check her out!

OK, so I'll tell you a bit more about myself...

My favorite food?

Ah well, I guess I seriously fangirl on spaghetti and ketchup. Is that weird? :D Oh, it has to have cheese.

Also, meat pies. Meat pies with chunky beef.

Favorite book Character?

Well I'll just say that I love Sirius Black. OK, the weird thing is, Sirius is like... two different people to me. One I love as my very own Godfather, which I wouldn't really know what it is like, but then you've got the teenage Sirius Black, and we all know what that means. He's like a big bowl of spaghetti. Wait... what?

Favorite ice-cream?

Oh, pistachio! Hmmm, pistachio... *drools*

Music

Deep Purple, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Pink Floyd, All Time Low, Panic! at the Disco, The Baseballs, Metallica, AC/DC, The Veronicas, The Ramones

If I were to think of my OTP?

Jily, Jily everywhere. And Zutara. *nods solemnly*

Current character obsession?

[20.9.15] Barty Crouch Jr., perhaps, but there's no one really right now.

Weird stuff about me

I'm terrible at keeping stuff clean, namely my room. Now, that isn't weird, but the weird thing is that me, the slob and all that, well, I sometimes get this... urge to clean my room. The urge kind of makes my arms tremble until the room is spotless. This usually happens at midnight.

If my chair moves a millimeter, I wriggle until I feel it is in it's rightful position again. I am allergic to doors that are ajar. Merlin, just, close them. Especially if they are from a cupboard or a wardrobe.

I love untying things. Headphones, wires, ropes, tiny little chains... I'm actually really bloody fantastic at it. It's a talent :D

I guess I'm really arrogant, but at the same time, the thing that makes me the happiest inside is to make someone else happy. But lately, I've been a tad bit too James Potter/Sirius Blackish. (I'm actually not that arrogant, not at all, it's just something I do and make fun of, act arrogant sometimes. People usually know I'm joking. They don't sometimes, though, and things get slightly, er... un-nicelier?)

I kid myself, I'm Remus Lupin.

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Misguided Adventures by ohlookitstamara reviews
This story follows a young Muggle-born witch, Jane Hensworth, through her years at Hogwarts and the First Wizarding War. On her journey, Jane must figure out how to deal with her new friends, a dysfunctional family, and the threat of a rising Dark Force. (Message me for a list of potential trigger warnings)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 293,884 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC
Barking Mad by gracedkelly reviews
When the Marauders fight, fangirls cry and teachers take a breath of fresh air. "You don't mind me sitting here, do you?" I looked up and found my crush staring down at me. "I - erh, what?" Sirius Black winked. "Good. Don't need bloody James anyway. Hi," he said, turning to me as he sat down, "be my new best friend?" Don't judge me, but I might have fainted a little bit there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 165,825 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
Meeting Mum and Dad by MaraudingMuggle reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron, get sent back into the year 1977 a week after the war ends. Time Travel AU with the Marauders and Lily. R&R! Disclaimer: I don't Harry Potter or any of the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,612 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P.
Love is War Commentary by SpicyTacos reviews
This is my commentary to a horrific, Mary Sue story called Love is War by DecemberSayer. Just a warning, you may loose some brain cells.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Fred W., George W.
All I Ever Wanted by Mouse and Stupid Productions reviews
Teddy Lupin - musician, ladies man, firm believer that as long as he's going to be famous, it's going to be on his own terms. Victoire Weasley - writer, shy, firm believer that if she's going to be famous, she would rather hide in a broom closet for all of Hogwarts. Yet somehow, they find themselves snogging on a platform. But James Potter was not the only thing to get in their way
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 220,494 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Three Bloods- First Year by Obsessedwithfanfictions reviews
Eight Hogwarts students start on a hilarious journey that threatens their lives as well as spicing it up. Will James and Sam, the jokers who can't be seen as individuals, Lydjah and Jayna, the sharp-tongued Ravenclaws, Lien and Molly, the overlooked double-act and Scorpius and Albus, the most unlikely best friends, survive their first year as a team?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 133,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., James S. P., Molly W. II - Complete
Stuck with You by AlexSmiley reviews
Albus Severus Potter a Alyssa Eatonová sa nemali radi už od prvého ročníka na Rokforte. Hádali sa, provokovali a dokonca na seba aj fyzicky útočili. Blízkosť toho druhého im nebola veľmi príjemná. Teraz, v ich šiestom ročníku, sa však veci nečakane zmenia, keď Alyssa prehrá stávku a musí stráviť dva mesiace ako Albusov poskok. To ale nebude jediná vec, ktorá sa v ten rok zmení...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Slovak - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,011 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Dominique W., Fred W. II - Complete
Worries and Water by MaraudingMuggle reviews
Lily and James seventh year. She worries about leaving Hogwarts, he throws her into a lake; you know, the usual Jily loveliness :) Don't forget to R&R! I don't own Harry Potter! Rated K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Help! We're trapped in a Fanfiction by Isla Weasley reviews
Albus, Rose, Lily, Fred and Molly meet a strange girl on the Hogwarts Express, from then on, everything goes wrong. With a little Ravenclaw studying and Gryffindor courage, they find they are in a FANFICTION! How will they ever escape the weird land of Mary-Sue's, terribly awful descriptions and OoC Characters appearing at any time? Fun thing, not serious but reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014
The Slumber Blunder by MaraudingMuggle reviews
Lily accidentally crawls into James' bed when she returns to her dorm for the night. First Person POV; please R&R! T for one swear. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything you recognize!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2014
Marauders' Game by BecauseImClever12 reviews
Teresa Walsh has been chosen to be sent back in time to the Marauders' era to set things right. Not only that, but she must forget everything about her first life and start all over. Will she succeed and save the lives of her loved ones? Or will she fail and live through their deaths all over again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - OC, Marauders
A Second Chance at Love by Strength of Spirit reviews
After James was supposed to die, he wakes up in America, where his magical community is but a book series. He's taken a job as an actor, to play a character in the movies, to find Lily, who he's sure is also in this strange alternate universe. Three year later, at the age of sixteen, he's found her. But, there is a catch. She doesn't remember anything about their past lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
So Far by kissmedraco reviews
The girl who watched angrily every time he had someone pressed to his lips, now tangled up in trouble she'd never asked for; or how I, Charlotte, found myself involved in the tumultuous life of Sirius Orion Black. {SB/OC, Marauder Era, canon} **ABANDONED, BUT UPDATES COMING SOON**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,359 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sirius B., OC
Ordinary by The Dream Carrier reviews
Asia is completely normal. Just a nobody in a sea of nobodies. Aside from being an Animagus, of course- and a writer. And the owner of the most brilliant brain ever. But aside from that, she's regular. Just another girl with another crush on one of the Mauraders. Just another girl who likes to stare and gawk at Remus Lupin. But she's completely regular, aside from all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Remus L., OC]
Jessica Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by wildwriter97 reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister named Jessica who also survived You-Know-Who's attack at Godrics Hollow? A re-write of the first book from Jessica's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,933 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Other Ways reviews
Sometimes they made different decisions, sometimes they stayed the same. They married other people, they had different children, they lived different lives. They went other ways. But how it came out all together, that was incredible to those who knew it differently. Half AU, canon and non-canon, two different realities from the moment the Battle of Hogwarts ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015 - OC, Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
First Comes Last, Now Crack the Code
Remisa Daniella, happy in her position as a fourteen year old Gryffindor and unofficial leader of the group she refused to call a posse, was open to many possibilities. She had, after all, found out she was a witch when she was only eight. The one thing she didn't expect was falling for her number one enemy. What stumped her even more, however, was when he didn't seem to care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Published: 9/29/2015
Dear James, no, Potter reviews
Letters between James and Lily. Oh and, sorry, no sap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
That doesn't change anything!
„Amber, I've wanted to tell you something for really long now," Remus scratched his head nervously. „Yeah?" I looked at him hopefully. My stomach clenched, he was going to tell me he liked me! „I... I'm so sorry I didn't tell you earlier, I just didn't know how... You see, I'm... I'm a... werewolf." I had not been expecting that. He eyed me fearfully "you... wait, WHAT?" I yelped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Remus L., OC]