![]() Author has written 1 story for Newsies. uh...Hi? My old account "iluvbaseball" was hacked and now I can't use it! So, I started this one! My e-mail is mgravius16@yahoo.com ATTENTION!!: 9 OUT OF 10 AMERICANS AGREE THAT, OUT OF 10 PEOPLE, 1 PERSON WILL DISAGREE WITH THE OTHER 9! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.SORRY FOR WHO READS THIS. the stupid killing things i read scare the crap outa me and i don't want to take any chances!! Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you chose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you chose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only of you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday THINGS I LIKE: Awesome movies (Stand By Me, The Sandlot, Dirty Dancing 1+2 My Girl ect.) READING!! books like The Outsiders, The Body, the misFITS, Maniac Magee and more. writing stories even if I'm not as good as everybody else. Acting. Oh how I wish to be an actress (The biggest challenge for is NOT to smile all the time!) Wrestling with my older brother. He usually kicks my ass! Stand up comedy I love oldies! Some songs: Why Do Fools Fall In Love, Next Door To An Angel, Stand By Me, One Summer Night and more I'm too lazy to type.! OH HOLY MOTHER OF MUFFINS!!(inside joke, but you can get if you want to) Back to reading. I'll read anything!!lol The colors blue and green. My best friend likes pink and purple. Go figure. Baseball!!! WEIRD THINGS ABOUT SCHOOL: Me and my friends have reason to beleive that the new teacher is gay(extremely gay)(i don't hate on gay people) The girl gym teacher thought i was a boy once(i was wearing a hat)(YANKEES!) Boys made up a 'game' called 'Ass-slap friday'. At every school weeks end guess where my math book is put for protection A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. If Quizes are Quizical...What are Tests? AnYwAy... If you want to know what kind Of person I am...everyone tells me I'm the female Chris Chambers. Ya wanna know somethin'? After I rewatched to movie resently (I haven't seen it since I was 3) I realized I give the same advice as Chris 'So what, everyones weird'...I always say that. My friends think I'm just trying to be a smartass. In the book it said 'We all stared agog; nobody had ever seen Chris Chambers cry'...Sixth grade...older kids were pissing me off (X-TREMELY) so I screamed my head off at them. When i sat back down i was crying. So I let it all out. Emily, Victoria, and Megan all stared agog; Nobody had ever seen _ _ cry... Movies I like (not in order): Stand By Me The Sandlot The Goonies The Outsiders Dirty Dancing 1+2 E.T. The Breakfast Club Lassie Now and Then 3 Ninjas The Mighty Ducks 1, 2, 3] Newsies Titanic Back to The Future The Dark Knight My Own Private Idaho Pretty in Pink All I Wanna Do a.k.a. Strike! St. Elmo's Fire School Ties West Side Story For Keeps Chicago Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant RENT Help! The Harry Potter series AND MORE I'LL ADD LATER!! Favortie actor: River Phoenix Favorite actress: ? At Camp Weona there was an egg droping contest where we hadto make a 'space ship' out of office supplies. My friend Ryan named his ship 'Apollo 17' and the pilot(egg)'s name was Kevin Bacon. And when his egg fell, it broke. Then an urge within me made me stand up and shout, "You killed Kevin Bacon!" If you haven't guessed it, I'm really into the 80's and 90's. you will have bad luck for 4 weeks but if you re-post this then your crush will kiss you on friday. (¨·.·´¨).I.(¨·.·´¨) (·.·´·. ¸.·;Love·.¸.·´·.·´) ·.¸.·´The Outsiders·¸.´ ·.¸(¨· Forever·´¨)..·´ Stay Gold AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice.You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars.(HOW?) You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.Like being the star of everything Total: 2 Result: Tomboy River Phoenix...enough said. You're a 90's kid if: omg i'm such a 90's kid! You can finish this 'ice ice _' You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" (Night of the Living Dummy!) You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (You ALL know it's the truth!!!) You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (3 Ninjas are sooo awesome! Colt was always my fave! Rock-y loves Emi-ly!) You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . . Furbies Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever! (XD) You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (Still a dream!) You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans. When gameboy was a brick. You did MASH to figure out your future When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket. Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things You've said "Whatever" to someone who disagreed with you... Favorite movie lines "One cupcake over the line Catlady" -The Mighty Ducks 3 "Doc, are you telling me this sucker's nucleur?" -Marty, Back to the future "You never had a normal dog?" -Scott, My Own Private Idaho "Up your ziggy, with a wawa brush!"- Odette, All I Wanna Do a.k.a. Strike! |
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