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“I am not afraid of and army of lions led by a sheep; I’m afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.”

-Alexander the Great


James the Giant is in your home with your cat tonight. Only keep a sophisticated cat as a pet. Not a regular cat, a pampered and lavished cat that will woo your fellow neighbors into submission.

Fried eggs are not for the faint of heart.

Man was meant to ride horse, so we shall look upon them with pride and watch them die, for we will never ride them.

Fire will never burn a civilized person.

In my mind the world is an orange. It is circular, yet orange, thus compromising its beauty and grandeur for something of minuscule worth that looks as though someone fecied on it.

Chicken is like man, for it is like the sun and was once living.

Eat lots of cake fellow citizens.

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Song of Silence by Francesca Monterone reviews
Berwald grows up as a selectively mute boy in an environment that isn't exactly tolerant of his difference. It is only when he meets sign language teacher Liz, her husband Roderich and their strange, chaotic group of friends that he begins to truly live and enjoy his life. Love, loss and coming of age in a world that is often unkind to those who are different.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Sweden, Finland] [Austria, Hungary]
100 Things Nations Cannot Do by in.the.pursuit.of.snark reviews
A set of guidelines and rules set down to ensure order and progress at the World Meetings. Each nation will come forth with their own 100 rules stating what they cannot do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,553 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014
Senior Year by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
Lukas was determined he'd be miserable. He was going to be proven wrong. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Hands of Stone, Heart of Ice by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
In a world where magic is as common as the stars in the sky, a good-for-nothing fisherman's son gets cursed, makes friends, gets political, and breaks a spell, all the while falling in love with a sorcerer with whom he has more in common than anyone thinks. DenNor w/ SuFin, HongIce, RoChu, and others on the side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
Collage Diaries by GydroZMaa reviews
Leon (Hong Kong) and Emil (Iceland) are now freshmeat at the prestigious and renown Eliatha University, home to only the best of the best academics and athletes. However, with every college comes awkward moments, new faces mixed with old, and a little bit of mismatched drama in between. This story is a quirky collection of various experiences one might face in real college.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/26/2014
Playing Puck by TheWeaverofWorlds reviews
Sequel to Playing Cupid: The Yaoi club finds themselves in a whole new situation. They have to get their ships together while somehow putting on the spring show. As if our girls didn't have enough to do, they need to learn the drama business and quick. When snobby actors, and catty rumors fill the theater can there be room for romance? Major USUK, PoLiet, SuFin, and minor others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 6/30/2014 - America, England/Britain, Finland, Sweden - Complete
How to NOT enjoy the Student Body by heathnils reviews
Mathias knows that something bad is in the works when his college gets a new counselor. Too bad that nobody, save for his intimidating roommate and his naive boyfriend, believes him. Being a class clown sucks when no one will take you seriously when you are being serious, not even your own boyfriend. AU, numerous mentioned pairings, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,616 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
These Shattered Thoughts by lunevis reviews
AU. The night Berwald leaves him, Matthias is left angry, desperate, and raging drunk. Driving away from his troubles, his life is changed forever when he crashes into the car of a certain Norwegian, maiming both the passenger and his heart. Dennor, Sufin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
Sleep Starve by vandangeleo reviews
Emil lives in a world where nightmares aren't his enemy, it's sleep itself. There are only tree rules to the sleep starve. Don't fall asleep. Don't complain. And lastly, don't. Get. Caught. HongIce, DenNor and SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Fara í Víking: Fyrsta by Erandir reviews
The paths of five misfits from across the galaxy converge. Two young men searching for a home, two running away, and one wandering lost form an unlikely partnership that turns out to answer all of their prayers. Prequel to Fara í Víking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Attraction of Opposites by nantaise reviews
Or rather, lack thereof. Starting a new school isn't great, but it's not too bad. Leon wishes he could say the same for his new classmate. Fuck oxymorons, he's a stupid genius. A stupid, snobby genius. Who really needs to lose some of his airs and graces. Soon. Let's see how this pans out. School!AU, HongIce, profanity and a lot of insults. A LOT of insults.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,072 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] - Complete
Sharp Relief by nantaise reviews
Two men, a river by dim streetlight. Two lives, one face. One tired, one distressed. Two distressed, one tired, one slipping slowly away. WARNING : character death, mention of terminal illness. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
And Thus the Fates Decided to have a bit of a Laugh by Ruler of the Fake Empire reviews
Normally, when a stranger gets into your car thinking that who you are is not you and actually someone else, you politely let them know and they excuse themselves. Neither Emil nor Leon were very "normal". Leon was a straight faced delinquent and Emil had been described as antisocial since birth. Needless to say "strange" had always been a perfect description.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hong Kong, Iceland
What He Desires by LiechLiet reviews
As strict as society's rules are, there has always been one thing that overpowers them for the cynical Lord Lukas Bondevik - desire. But he keeps it to himself, seldom even confiding in his closest friend and object of intense attraction, Mathias. Over the span of many years, how does the relationship between the two move from childish love to an affair unlike any other? / DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sweden, Norway, Denmark
Sleeping with Nymphs by goosenwater reviews
AU: Lukas, a painter; Berwald and Mathias, writers; Tino, a messenger. The writer brothers went on an inspiration- seeking journey in Denmark, leaving Lukas, the youngest of the three back in their house in Icelandic woods with an adopted boy, Emil. The only way of contact was through a cheerful messenger named Tino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
Two Worlds Collide by Aloix reviews
An assassin accidentally finds himself trapped in a hospital with a nosy doctor. The only question is: can the doctor save the assassin from his life and can the assassin keep the doctor safe through it all? {this is also for you random citizen who said i should make my oneshot of this more in depth!}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Sweden, Finland
Festival of Cards by Starry Eyed Artist reviews
The Festival of Cards is coming up, and Lukas finds himself with more on his plate than he can handle. As well as having to protect the Royals of Spades, he has to deal with people normally considered enemies, and a Dane he just can't shake. He has a weeks to deal with the insanity of the festival - if only he can stay sane that long. *DenNor, Cardverse AU, T for language*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Norway, Denmark
The Outcasts, the Heroes by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
Emil Steilsson knows it's useless to question why a freak accident lands him in Norway with an aunt and uncle he's never heard of, and a mysterious young man with answers to his impossible questions. What he wants to know is why he can burn with a single touch . . . and why it puts him in such grave danger. Cover art by nativekawaiians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland
Do You Speak Swedish? by organization-fan reviews
"Almost, it's 'Berwald' with a 'd'. And a 'b'." Berwald Oxenstierna is a new exchange student from Sweden to Finland. When he arrives, he meets the one person he will ever want to marry. Too bad they don't quite understand each other. Translations are at the bottom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Twisted Metal by Rinny Queenston reviews
An argument never ended in something like this before, and now Denmark has to try and keep both of them alive until help comes for both of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Once it Snows reviews
(AU) Every 30 years, single men and women over the age of 18 are chosen to represent a country. Lukas Bondevik- a single 21 year old man living a seemingly 'normal' life. That is, until he's chosen to represent the Kingdom of Norway. But once it snows, he's running. Running in order to live. [[OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Norway, Denmark