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Joined 03-24-13, id: 4618310, Profile Updated: 04-22-19
Author has written 4 stories for Bear In The Big Blue House, Big Nate, Big Nate, and Cartoon X-overs.

HARDINKPHILLY IS MAH NAME

Favorite show: Rick And Morty

Favorite TV Shows- Rick And Morty, BoJack Horseman, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, South Park, Bates Motel, F Is For Family, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Last Man On Earth.

Shows I used to watch as a kid- Courage The Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim, Ed Edd N Eddy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Catscratch, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly OddParents, Spongebob, Dexter's Laboratory, Powerpuff Girls, Kids Next Door, Chowder.

Shows I can't stand- Regular Show, Uncle Grandpa, My Little Pony ( Sue me, bitch.) Teen Titans Go, Rugrats, Doug, Most Nicktoons after 2005.

Full Name- Philadelphia Lopez or Philly for short

Location- Doylestown, Pennsylvania.

Born in- San Juan, Puerto Rico

Raised in- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Favorite Color- Blue.

Political Stance- Independent

Age- 21

Birthday- December 25th!

Current Stories:

Survivor stories

Finished Stories

Bear Takes Pills

Bear kills everyone. This one, while funny, seriously needs revising . The spelling is fucking awful. My brother and I wrote this.

Nate's Hard Day

Nate gets hated on. I got many boners while reading this, my brother wrote this.

My survivor stories:

Season 1: Nickelodeon Survivor

Season 2: DC vs Marvel Survior

Season 3: Adult Animated survivor

Season 4: Cartoon Network survior

Season 5: All Star season

I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP AND I'M NOT SCARED TO ADMIT IT

I'M ATHEIST

I'M A FATHER OF TWO


Top 12 Total Drama characters

1: Noah

2: Trent

3: Tyler

4: Scott

5: Owen

6: Courtney

7: Lightning

8: Cody

9: Heather

10: Ezekiel

11: Shawn

12: Amy

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

No. That's a weird paring.

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

NO! That's fucking disgusting!

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Bro, what? XD. Let's switch it around because Amy can't get Cody pregnant. If Cody got Amy pregnant. Sierra would fucking murder Amy, causing happiness for Samey.

Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

Mainly ones that pair her and Alejandro, although I've also read some with her and Harold...

Would two and six make a good couple?

No. They'd be better off dating Gwen and Duncan.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Obviously Five/Nine. Owen and Heather is a weird pairing, but better then Owen and Ezekiel.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Knowing Lightning, he'd either join in, or puke. I don't think Trent and Amy are having sex anytime soon though.

Is there such thing as one/eight fluff?

Ha ha, yes! Cody and Noah are one of the biggest fan pairings in TD history!

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

I don't have any.

Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Tyler breaks up with Lindsay, and Ezekiel lets him move in with him. Wacky hi-jinks ensue.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Cool Kids" by Echosmith.

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would it be about?

Amy and Courtney both fight for Noah, who isn't interested in them at all.

When was the last time you read a fanfic about five?

I believe around 2015, it was a gay fanfic where Owen wanted to literally eat Alejandro in a sexual way.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Noah and Lightning are in a happy relationship until Lightning runs off with Scott. Noah, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Shawn and brief unhappy affair with Amy, then follows the wise advice of Owen and finds true love with Tyler.

What title would you give this fanfic?

"The Zany Adventures of Noah"

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would never be canon. Sierra would literally skin Lightning alive.

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Total Drama Divergence by ewisko8 reviews
An anthology of "What If?" scenarios spanning all the seasons of Total Drama until their conclusion, where a single divergence can change everything and anything. Inspired by Knifez, Professer Fish and others. Currently: What if Cody escaped the Bear in TDI?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Cody, Bridgette, Duncan, Eva
Family Guy JT: Season 2 by Grand Tome Publishing reviews
The second season to the possibly hit fanfic remake of the hit FOX show, Family Guy. Enjoy! Cover by Family Guy Fan writer 15 (TheRegans on DeviantArt).
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,471 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 10/24/2014 - OC - Complete
CALL ME by missmelaniebee reviews
"Mr. Peanutbutter keeps leaving voicemails about what he thinks I got him for valentines day." (Inspired by a genuine tweet from BoJack Horseman's Twitter.)
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2016
JurassiQuest by animaladventures1314 reviews
Paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant is struggling to financially support his fossil hunting expeditions because of his controversial theories when he is asked to lead a team of several scientists on a quest in a different time period to study dinosaurs. However, things soon go wrong and they eventually discover that things are not what they once seemed.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,032 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 8/22/2014 - A. Grant, E. Sattler, J. Hammond, Henry W. - Complete
Cartoon's Old Vs New by M-H1996 reviews
Cartoon Rumble's sixth season starts up in New York with the theme of the old school shows verses the new shows. Eighteen characters from various Cartoon Network shows will compete, befriend others, and engage in another crucial season. Which one will go all the way with the money!
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014
Phineas and Ferb's Dinosaur Adventure by animaladventures1314 reviews
Phineas, Ferb and the gang are back in this exciting adventure in which they time-travel once again, this time to the ancient Jurassic! They're mission is to explore Jurassic Danville and find out about the different species of plants, geography and animals, including dinosaurs. As always, Perry the platypus must stop Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from carrying out his evil plan.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Perry - Complete
Cartoon All Stars by M-H1996 reviews
Nine contestants from the old cast and another set of nine contestants from the new cast come to compete in the fifth season of Cartoon This time it's HEROES VS VILLAINS! Which contestant will go all the way?
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013
Jurassic World: Return to Isla Nublar by animaladventures1314 reviews
It's now 21 years since the disaster at Jurassic Park took place on the island of Isla Nublar, over two decades since that extraordinary dream of science, paleontology and imagination came to a crashing end - the dinosaurs destroyed, the park dismantled, the island not only indefinitely closed to the public, but destroyed by Napalm bombs...at least, that's what's believed...
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 223,497 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - A. Grant, Tim M., Velociraptor, T Rex - Complete
Cartoon Revenge of the Rumble by M-H1996 reviews
Thirteen new contestants come onto Tiki Island to compete for the 2,000,000 prize! Who's going to win this season?
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013
Cartoon World Cruise by M-H1996 reviews
It's the third season of the Cartoon Total drama series, and this time the cast is going on a joy ride around the world on a cruise liner. Who will win the 2,000,000 this season! Don't forget about two new faces competing this time around
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,498 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Margaret
Cartoon Stage Riot by M-H1996 reviews
The sequel to Cartoon Rumble. This time sixteen of the twenty four contestants are on a abandoned movie set. They will have to survive each other to win the 2,000,000.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,523 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Rigby
Cartoon Rumble by M-H1996 reviews
24 different characters from 8 different cartoon network shows come to the Island to play for the prize. Old cartoon network characters and some of the new ones are there. Only one can win. Which one will go all the way?
Crossover - Total Drama series & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Mordecai
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Nickelodeon Survivor Story
16 Nickelodeon cartoon characters compete against each other on an island in Puerto Rico for 1 million dollars for 39 days. Only one of them can win the prize and be the final one standing to win status of Sole Survivor. Please read and review, thank you.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 4/22
The ruined plans reviews
Artur just wishes him and Jenny could be alone. Nate has other plans . Warning: Not for kids. Has minor foul language and is very bloody and gory.
Big Nate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Artur P., Jenny J., Nate W. - Complete
Nate's hard day reviews
Nate gets eaten alive at school
Big Nate - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Nate W., Gina Hemphill-Toms - Complete
bear takes pills reviews
Bear goes fucking bonkers.
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete