![]() Hey guys im Rachel and im 19 and i love reading and writing fanfictions . I love to review . I have read 1000s of fics here mainly twilight ones but i was toooo lazy to write one . But now finally i have made a profile and going to write a fic soon . I only write fics of twilight and mainly Edward and Bella . So best of luck to me. And here are all the stuff i copied and pasted A Good Friend Vs. A Best Friend A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this xxxx This is really cute... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? -The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...- "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. WHEN A BOY MAKES A GIRL JEALOUS A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment, since the day they met. The both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day, things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous, on purpose he tried. When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied. He played with jealousy, like it was a game. Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was working, but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’ She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone. He raced to her house, just a minute too late Founder her lying in blood, her heart had no rate. Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession. Her love for this boy, her only obsession. As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her knife. That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of them dead. Under her note his handwriting said ‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’ AND THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE Edward vs. Normal guys A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say:” Your hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die: a normal guy would find another. “Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious.” But I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.” As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.” As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. “I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’ A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy: does it with everyone. A normal guy: buys you flowers and chocolates. Bella: You won't sleep with me until we're married? Take care of my heart I've left it with you." "...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb". I love you. I want you. Right now." "Of all the things about me that could frighten "I thought I wouldn't feel like this in a long |
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