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Hey guys im Rachel and im 19 and i love reading and writing fanfictions . I love to review . I have read 1000s of fics here mainly twilight ones but i was toooo lazy to write one . But now finally i have made a profile and going to write a fic soon . I only write fics of twilight and mainly Edward and Bella . So best of luck to me.

And here are all the stuff i copied and pasted

A Good Friend Vs. A Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

xxxx

This is really cute...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

WHEN A BOY MAKES A GIRL JEALOUS

A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship grew.

They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment, since the day they met.

The both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife.

She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while.

Then one day, things went terribly wrong.

The next few weeks were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.

When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy, like it was a game.

Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was working, but he had no clue.

How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.

One night she broke down, feeling very alone.

Just her and the blade, no one else home.

She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’

She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house, just a minute too late

Founder her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession.

Her love for this boy, her only obsession.

As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her knife.

That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of them dead.

Under her note his handwriting said

‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’

AND THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

Edward vs. Normal guys

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say:” Your hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen: would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die: a normal guy would find another.
I
f you die: Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious.” But I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”

As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house: Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’

A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen: would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen: wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen: would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy: does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen: only does it with one.

A normal guy: buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen: buys you a car.

Bella: You won't sleep with me until we're married?
Edward: Technically I can't ever sleep with you.
Bella: Very mature, Edward.
(Hahahahahaha)

Take care of my heart I've left it with you."
-Edward Cullen

"...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb".
-Edward Cullen

I love you. I want you. Right now."
-Edward Cullen

"Of all the things about me that could frighten
you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen

"I thought I wouldn't feel like this in a long
time? But I still want you".
-Bella Swan

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Jailbait by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 287,671 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Seth
Whatever She Needs by EurotrashGirl reviews
Seth is forced to deal with both the loss of his father and becoming a werewolf, and Fate decides to add one more complication to his life. When the legends turn out to be different than he thought how does he deal with them on his own? First ff. go easy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,850 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Seth, Bella
The Choice by hipotamus reviews
Bella/Jacob. Set during New Moon. Bella rescues Edward from the Volturi, but on returning to Forks, has to make the hardest choice of her life...the choice to be human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,801 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Mother's Treasure by PrincessLonesome reviews
Bella tells her grandchildren how she met her husband on an elevator.No longer a one shot. Shows Edward and Bella at various stages in their lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freewill and Chains by Fuiku reviews
Jacob is 16, and he has no brothers, no enemies, and no way out of his responsibilities as the newly phased Alpha, waiting for his pack. The only thing keeping him sane is the little girl who comes everyday to see her wolf in the woods. B/J AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,938 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Waiting in the Sunlight by blueboarderchick reviews
Bella and Edward are having relationship problems. As she pulls away from Edward, she finds herself moving closer to Sam after meeting him in La Push. She feels a connection with the bronze god, but will she leave Edward for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,916 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Sam
Icy Warmth by migraine.md reviews
Starts in New Moon. Bella jumps off the cliff, but Jacob isn't the one to rescue her, Paul is. Paul imprints, but Bella is still in love with Edward. How will she manage to choose between the love of her life and her soulmate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,920 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Paul
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward