![]() HI My name:WHY WOULD I WANT TO TELL Age:13 Birthday:Oct 13,1996 Well,I'm smart,kind,curious and like to try new stuff.I'm tough but kind and caring.LONG STORY SHORT,I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.I love anything adventurous,cute,funny,romantic and fun.I support many pairings which is hard to type it all.My favorite author in fanfic.net is Crystal Persian and my fave friend here is I am the kind of girl who figures out how to put exponets and those little exponets that go below the letter on microsoft word and can spen a good ten minutes just playing around with that until i realize what i actually got on to do. I'm the kind of girl that will stay up all night and yet not be tired in the morning. I am the kind of girl who will find a piece of paper that i can fold a million different ways the most amusing thisn. I'm the type of girl who finds shiny things very amusing to look at. I'm the type of girl who laughs randomly while at the store because i think of something that happened weeks, months, or even years ago Cinderella walked on broken glass. 1.YOUR REAL NAME:K.R.S 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kreizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Violet Cat 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Sankria(sounds cool) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Cocktail 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rneucko(how to pronounce it!?!) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Maria 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Cameo(only my sister have a pet,so there) Quotes Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. Without geometry, life is pointless. Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time. A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops. "Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one will make your dreams come true."- Unknown "No guy is worth your tears, and the one that is, won't make you cry."- Unknown "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months."- Oscar Wilde "It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know."- Eleanor Roosevelt "What is hell? I still maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love"- Fyodor Dostoyevsky "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."- Plato "You have not failed until you quit trying."- Gordon B. Hinckley "God made man, and then he said, 'I can do better than that,' and he made woman."- Adela Rogers "We accept the love we think we deserve."- Stephen Chbosky "You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."- Jodi Picoult "I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."- Neil Gaiman "Always do what you are afraid to do."- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."- Anais Nin "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." -Anonymous "There are two kinds of people in the world - those who hate and fear clowns...and clowns" -"The Quillan Games" by D.J. MacHale "One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the heck is the ceiling?'" -Anonymous When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. It’s okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "Fantasy is more important than knowledge because knowledge is limited...But your imagination can go on forever." "Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to" "Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you absolutely nowhere." "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." "I have a time machine. It is essentially a cardboard box that only goes forward at a normal speed." "Sometimes I wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger...And than it hits me." "If people were meant to pop out of bed, they would sleep in toasters." "I wish my enemies a long life so that they will see my success." "I haven't failed, I've just found 10 000 ways that don't work." "Dream dreams you never dared dream before." The problem with reality is a lack of background music. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. I disagree with unanimity. I have my doubts about disbelief. Always Avoid Alliteration. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. One should never generalize. Avoid clichés like the plague. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. Profanity sucks. I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. Death to all fanatics! An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! You can't have everything, where would you put it? The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Don't hit a man with glasses...use your fist. When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. The world's full of apathy, but I don't care. Perspective is in the eye of the beholder. Prejudiced people are all alike. What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds? Evil isn't all bad. I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity. Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness. There's no such thing as nonexistence. Cooperation can only be reached if we work together. As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question. He doesn't have much of a reputation...or so I've heard. I always wanted to be a procrastinator! Rehab is for quitters! The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are. Don't be redundant by repeating yourself. Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever? My identity lies in not knowing who I am. I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life. I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. Free advice is worth what you paid for it. Entropy just isn't what it used to be. I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it. There are only three kinds of people in the world: people who can count and people who can't. Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons. Life is full of uncertainties...or is it? Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary. If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again...it was probably worth it. Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. No matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor. Everybody is just figments of my imagination. You know something is wrong with you when a supposedly invulnerable demon asks you to keep them alive, and you then refuse bonus money for saving their worthless carcass. Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’. Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem. A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!' If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? No one is a virgin, the world screws us all. Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it. Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs... There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well. When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like u anymore! I reject your reality and substitute my own. You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name. If I throw a stick, will you go away? The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. In case of emergency, speak in clichés. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting. If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling. Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You'll see. Though I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for you are with me; The course of true love never did run smooth. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, A Midsummer Night's Dream "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" Puck from A Midsummer's Nights Dream Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. One by one the penguins still my sanity. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." Nature is not only all that is visible to the eye — it also includes the inner pictures of the soul. Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film! All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. OK, so what's the speed of dark? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. ''I ran with scissors and LIVED!!'' Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face? If you can't beat them, join them Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents. "Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming." I love my crazy friends. They are my life. Say those three words that could mean so much to me, to you Mean them and I'll mean them too. It's those three words that could change someone's life ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I find "good morning" contradictory. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. ''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'' ''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'' ''It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'' "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the world together." - Random website "The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. Now you're a certified tradesman!" "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach "The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them! Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Boldly going nowhere. Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your shake! Cancel my subscription because I'm tired of your issues. Straight is something crooked that was bent. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. My philosophy: Always guilty, NEVER ashamed AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I AM THE ONES THAT ARE IN BOLD..SO LETS GET STARTED I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxox Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this ('I really cried after i red this') xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox Hello again!!!! If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile. 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Will they thrive under the pressure, or crumble? Was their love meant to be forever or not at all? We'll soon find out. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Girls xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Things My Mom Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Pride (my version) Are you proud of me,mother I hardly love you at all Are you proud of me,father I never gave you a call Are you proud of me,sister You're the toy i played Are you proud of me,brother And all the broken promises i made Are proud of me teachers You gave me lessons i ignored Are you proud of me classmates I'm the reason death is at your door Are you proud of me,lover And the burden i made you carry Are you proud of me friends I trapped you in a place so scary Are you still proud of me I left you all behind Are you still proud of me Full of hatred in my mind Are you proud of me now? I hate you all today Are you proud of me now! This will be the last thing i say xooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox Fourty- Nine laws of Anime: (But there are only forty six!?!) Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxox Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR! 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, " You figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo i FOUND this really ENTERTAINING On Sears hair dryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's Superman costume: On a Swedish chain saw: On a toboggan: On a knife sharpener: On shin pads for cyclists: On a take away coffee cup: Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp: In a microwave oven manual: On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft: On the bottom of a cola bottle: On a Harry Potter wizards broom: On a box of aspirin: On a bottle of laundry detergent: On a muffin packet: In a kettle instruction manual: On a ketchup bottle: On a bottle of rum: A car park sign: A sign in a street in Hong Kong: Rules on a tram in Prague: Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA: On a can of air freshener: On a bottle of baby lotion: On a pair of socks bought in egypt: On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle: On a can of pepper spray used for self defense: On a Frisbee: In a car handbook: On a packet of cashew nut pieces: Directions for mosquito repellant: On a birthday card for a one year old: In a hotel bedroom: In a lift in a Japanese hotel: On a toilet cleaning brush: On a can of Spray paint: On a TV remote: On a blowtorch: On a washing machine inn a launderette: On a bottle of hair dye: On a push along lawn mower: On a box of fireworks: On the packaging for a wrist watch: In a dishwasher manual: On a toaster: On a mattress: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoox The Song of a Hungry Warrior Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword, Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword, Oh, I'll chop you into pieces if you don't give me some Reeses Oh I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword! Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun, Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun, Oh, I'll shoot you till you die if you don't give me pie Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun! Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe, Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe, Oh, I'll chop off your head if you don't give me some bread Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe! Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear, Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear, Oh, I'll stick you on my spear if you don't give me some beer Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear! Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes, Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes, Oh, I'll fight you night and day if you get in my way-ay Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes! Why can't little kids realize that Disney Channel is attempting world domination? If you don't know either, copy and paste this into your profile. 99.5 of all teenagers would cry if they saw the Jonas Bros. and Miley Cyrus about to jump off a cliff. Post this if you'd be one of the .5 who'd be willing to push them. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. xoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxooxo Birth Months: JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- "Once upon a time, a girl went to bed at ten o'clock one night. At ten thirty, she felt a feather tickling her foot. Giggling, she pulled her foot away and looked at the end of the bed, but there was nothing there. Shrugging, she tried to go to sleep again. At ten forty-five she felt the feather tickling her foot again. Giggling, and getting nervous, she pulled her foot away and got out of bed, looking around her room. There was nothing under her bed, and nothing under the covers. Still afraid, but feeling safer, she locked her bedroom door and laid down in bed. When her clock flicked to eleven, she felt two feathers tickling her feet. But, this time she couldn't pull her feet away or move at all! The girl laid there, laughing and begging for the tickling to stop. The second the clock struck midnight, the room became even darker and Hell appeared in the girl's mirror. Chains shot out of the mirror and grabbed her, pulling her in while the feathers kept tickling her feet. The next morning, when her parents came in to check on her, they only found a bloodstained black feather on her bed. If you read this line, then you have until 10:00 p.m. to send this to all your friends and post it in your profile! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out to the skies, “Oh Lord, I have a problem.” And the Lord said, “What’s the matter, Eve?” “I know you created me and this beautiful garden,” said Eve, “but I’m lonely – and I’m sick of eating apples.” “Well, in that case,” replied the Almighty, “I’ll create a man for you.” “What’s a man?” asked Eve. “He’s a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he’s big, fast, and muscular. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals – and not bad in the sack.” “Sounds great!” replied Eve. “There’s one condition,” added the Lord. “You’ll have to let him believe I made him first.” |
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