![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hi fanfiction readers!!!!!!!!! My name is Emmy... (you dont need to know my last name). lol. So anyway i was bored so i decided to make an account. Basic Info Name : Emmy aka SkittlesAreAwesome28 Age: 25- x +3= my age but u dont really need to know it. Hair Color: Brown but some people says it kinda blonde in the light also i have purple highlights Eye Color: Brown My Gangsta name(First 3 letters of your first name with izzle): Emeizzle 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4 " I don't know what happened" Aislinn satred in the direction they'd run.- Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A door. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? A soap opera my grandma is watching. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:19 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My I-pod. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Earlier,when my mom dropped me off at my dad's. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My phone cuz im texting my friend. 9. What are you wearing? My PJs 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah probally i dont remember. 11. When did you last laugh? I dont remember. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures. Fake plants, And a weird decoration thingie. 13. Seen anything weird lately? A weird decoration thingie like i said above. 14. What do you think of this quiz? OK i guess. 15. What is the last film you saw? Hot tub time machine. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A whole new wardrobe, an i-pod touch, a laptop, a new phone. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Umm... i like Eminems songs. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? IDK. 19. Do you like to dance? Yup i go to all my school dances. 20. George Bush: Is funny when a shoe is thrown at him. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Umm well i like Jasmine and Hayley. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Um i like Brent and Anthony( my mom said if i was a boy i wouldve been named Anthony), and Charlie 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yeah just to live somewhere new 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? Umm... ' Hi Welcome'? If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your ProfileIf your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Girls Quick answers... 1. Beer: Belly 2. Anorexic: Skinny 3. Relationships: Love 4. Purple: Favorite Color 5. Power Rangers: "Go Rangers Go!" 6. Weed: High 7. Steroids: Small 8. Cartoons: Spongebob 9. The President: Obama 10. Tupperware: Food 11. Best vacation: DisneyWorld 12. Santa Claus: Presents 13. Halloween: Costumes 14. Bon Jovi: Dont know him 15. Grammar: Dont use much 16. Facebook: Addicted 18. Marriage: Wedding 19. Paris Hilton: Skinny 21. Redhead: Ron Weasley 22. Blonde: Dumb 23. Pass the time: Reading 24. One night stands: Huh? 25. Donald Trump: Rich 26. Neverland: Peter Pan 27. Pixie Sticks: Sugar Rush 28. Vanilla ice cream: Chocolate syrup 29. High School: Not yet 30. Work: ugh too much 31. Pajamas: Pretty 32. Woods: TIMBER! 33. Wet Sock: Stepped into a puddle. 34. Alcohol: Drunk 35. Love: Hearts Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! (A/N: by accidence) 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say "mmm...tasty!" 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaaahh! Get them off!" 53. Challenge your neighbour to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Stand close to people so that you can drip on them. 56. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!" 58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbour suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. 61. Go over the emergency procedure of an aeroplane and show everyone where they are to stand. 62. Yell "Group Hug!" then enforce it. |
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