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Joined 11-01-03, id: 479799
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

“It’s life that scares me to death” –Rise Against

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Name: Grey
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Birthday: February 8
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: blonde
Stereotype: punk/artsy

Favorite Food: chinese!
Favorite Bands: Rise Against, Senses Fail, Emery, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Silverstein, Hawthorne Heights
Favorite Color: Silver
Favorite Movies: Van Helsing, X-Men (all of them), Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands

Current love: mocha frappuccino
Current enemy: summer school
Current guilty pleasure: Phantom of the Opera

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"How high can you fly with broken wings?" -Aerosmith

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh okay so I'm kinda crazy. And I'm a fanfiction whore but really don't get around to posting my work.

For my original fiction, please go to FictionPress.com. It's the same pen name on there.

Ciao
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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Stretch From Ordinary by AutomaticLove reviews
A darker, more non disney look at the character of Lash through the eyes of a side kick named Claire, who just happens to be his best friend's sister. LashOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005
You can't make me by Stamina Pendragon reviews
Rosethorns family opens a cafe near where Will and Warren live. their past is shade, and their future doesn't look bright. Rosethorn doesn't believe in superheros, to her they don't exist. well she's about to get the shock of her life, or is it?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
The Drunken Adventures of CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow by Jade LaBeouf reviews
What happens when Jack hires the HP & LOTR characters and travels to different worlds? MADNESS! PG to be safe. Reedited. On hiatus for I don't know how long...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 8/8/2003
First Tour, Crazy Tour by xobadrhymer03 reviews
This is the story of the 13 year old's in the band "School of Rock"..They're first tour, and all the craziness they encounter from: psycho fans, coffee indused madness, cat fights and much, MUCH more...It's pretty funny, so enjoy it! R&R
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Destined to be Evil by padfootgrim reviews
Everyone wants to know how a poor boy from an orphanage turned into one of the most evil wizards ever known to man-kind. Read to discover how the sins of others transformed Tom Riddle into Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Voldemort
Stranded in Civilization by readysetsmile reviews
WARNING! Incredibly oddscary SoR Tour story inside! cackles Enter if you dare... gleams maniacally... What happens to the band as the go on tour across the U.S.? Nothing normal, that's for sure...
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004
The Maraudian War by Fabs G reviews
COMPLETE! When someone threatens to steal the Marauder’s title of Pranksters Extraordinaire, what will they do to see that they keep it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hardest thing to do by Larien-Numenesse reviews
COMPLETE! YOUFREDDY and a little ZackKatie fic. Where is Freddy at the night of the ball. will he talk to you and be together once again... Watch out for the Sequel Guys!
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
A House PartyWizarding Style by Dementors Anonymous reviews
16...James and Sirius are left alone in James' house for 48 hours. The horror. The chaos. The bloodshed. The spells gone wrong. The amazing amount of bunny ears. Also featuring Lupin As A Dining Room Chair and a Very Drunk Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The universe in her eyes by Weena reviews
COMPLETE- Legolas, Haldir and a human girl who came from our world..things get complicated when the two elves share a comon interest..the human girl,who maybe was sent to change the future of the Earth..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 162,468 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Alles ändert sich by Prinzessin reviews
Bobby and John face off for the first time with unexpected results. Just after X2. COMPLETED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
The Long Road Home by Stretch reviews
The threat from the outside world has become too much. For the students' own safety, Xavier has decided to close the school, and send the kids back home. But what's a mutant teen supposed to do in a world that didn't want them in the first place?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
Of Fire and Ice by Flame3 reviews
Now that John has left with Magneto, Bobby is determined to make him come back. But attacks on the mansion and gangs of mutants are obstacles in his path. (NOT a romance)(Incomplete)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003
The Fellowship Discovers FanFiction by CherryKiwi reviews
Aragorn keeps some fanfics and claims the bulge in his pack is a shrubbery. Knights of Ni too! Suprising twist about the shrub in ch10
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Complete
The WHAT of the Caribbean? by Pen Pen the Magical Penguin reviews
Yes, another POTC parody. But this one involves spaceships and giant converse. Enjoy! Rated PG-13 for..you know..just in case I feel the need to humor you with less-than-perfect language. Oh yeah, chappy 11 is now up. ;D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003
Whose Line is it Anyway? Harry Potter Edition by NobleJealousy reviews
PG for some language. Spoof on the TV show. Chapter 6 - World's Worst - is up after like a 4 month hiatus.... Sorry... Anyway, Enjoy and don't forget to r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001
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Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief Makers reviews
A fabulous tale of the Masters of Mischief. Includes the making of the Marauder’s Map, pranking the Slytherins, getting detentions, passing notes in classes, and Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter - the infamous Marauders themselves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Sauron's Frying Pan of DOOM! reviews
when sauron creates an evil frying pan of DOOM which will control the almighty powerful spatulas... what will happen next?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Frodo B.