Northern Ireland And Argentina
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Joined 11-28-13, id: 5355494, Profile Updated: 11-28-13
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Hello dere! ‘Tis I, Northern Ireland!

Heylo. My name is Argentina.

Yes, yes, my dear, we see you.

Are you sure?

Yes. Okay, now onto the things peoples are reading this for. My favorite colors are green, white and orange, just like my flag. What about you, Argentina? *Looks around.* Argentina! Stop sleeping, you lazy ass!

Throws books* LET ME SLEEP WOMAN! And besides, the people would be MUCH more interested in knowing that my favorite colors are blue and white and gold, like MY flag.

Your flag ain’t worth shit! Okay, next question: human names. I’m Naomi Preston, ‘n proud of it!

And MY name is Ana Hensworth. See the ‘worth’ in my name? Think ‘bout it.

Rolls eyes* Yeah, she’s got a big head. Dude, it’s just a fuckin’ name! -.- Mkaykay… Birth/Independence days. April 24th, 1916.

July 9th, 1816. July is the month to beat, bro.

Riiiiiigggghhhhhttttt… Seriously, we don’t need another America. Chill yo beans girl!

What’s so bad about my boyfriend again?

T.T He’s not your boyfriend. And, you might be getting with Germany, Italy, or Russia! It’s up to the readers!

Whispers* We shall set up a series of polls, readers influence. P.S Ireland wants to be with Romano super bad…

Ok, 1) I just said that to you, don’t make yourself seem smart. And 2) I could be with Romano, Canada, or Iceland!

leans away* *whispers* I think she’s gonna kill me… Anywhore, Personality? I’m shy and quiet at times but when people make fun of me or speak ill of me? Well, I always make sure their funerals are very nice.

All bark and no bite, that one. I’m generally cheerful, but I can switch moods easily if you say/do certain things. I love to eat (all day every day) and drink (although I’m usually responsible). Just don’t piss me off.

I like to drink Vodka myself, but I cannot hold it as well as Ireland. She’s always the designated driver after we go out for a night “on the town”. Remember that time a cop pulled us over and you said your name was Alfred Jones? Al never forgave you for that! He a ticket! He doesn’t need to be more in debt

No, you called me at 3 in the fucking morning to drag your drunk ass out of a bar that no one’s ever heard of! And then you insisted that you could drive, and we stood in the parking lot for twenty minutes before I convinced you otherwise. And when we were pulled over, you said that you were America! You’re not even a dude, why would he believe your name was Alfred?

Well it WORKED didn’t it? He didn’t even know it was us that stole his identity! Well, until his boss called him the next morning and asked why he had a fifty dollar ticket for DWI charged in Ireland…

Exactly! And I was the one who paid for the ticket! Ugh, ok, time to move on. Pets… Well, I have an Irish wolfhound. Her name is Martini and she usually stays as a puppy… Until I get threatened or angry.

I have a Hornero named Romeo. He’s normally very quiet and sweet but, when other guys visit my house? He will NOT shut up!

I hate that goddamn bird…

(North here is afraid of birds.)

I’m not afraid of birds! Just chickens… Other birds just make me nervous.

Sure, sure.

Okay, well why don’t you tell them what you’re afraid of then?

… …. … … Spiders. BUT that is a TOTALLY rational fear! Have you SEEN tarantulas???

Yes, I have, on account of the various times you’ve called me, crying and screaming, because you found one in your shower. -.-

That spider was EASILY as big as my hand. Anyways, isn’t this supposed to be more than us fighting?

Yeah…

Ok! So… strong suits. Leadership!

Of course. Mine are bartering, manipulation (I try not to use it) and aim.

My weakness is competitiveness… (is that even a word?)

Yes, I think so…

Yeah.

Ok, my weaknesses are pride (only a little bit) and inferiority.

Ooooh, big word.

Shut up. We both know I’m smarter than you.

Yeah, yeah.

Hoser.

Oooh, someone’s been spending time with Canandaaaaa!

Shut up!

When’s the wedding? Have you picked names for the kids yet?

I swear to god…

You are a dumbass.

You wound me.

Too fucking bad. Now tell them your hobbies.

Reading, archery, drinking, being flattered by America who doesn’t realize how adorable he is

Sure. I read, write, and hang with my cairde Argentina, Romano and Canada. And whoever else happens to come along. I explore a lot too, and I love to make things. Ana, do you wanna tell them your weapons?

Well, I lure guys in with my looks and then convincing them to be my allies. I do fight with an orange umbrella though.

Now, I’m sure all of you folks are like ‘What? Whaddu mean, you fight with an umbrella?’ Well, I fight with a red one (and also my throwing knives). It’s an inside joke and a symbol that we’re allies forever. ‘Cause, y’know, umbrellas are immortal like that.

Obviously.

Ok, last thing that we’ll reveal for now. You can find out more in our (soon to come) story!

drum roll*

ba ding pssssht!*

Family members! Okay, my only sibling is my brother, Southern Ireland. He’s my lil’ bro. - Yo, South! Get your ass over here!

Yes, deirfiúr mhór?

See, look at this adorable little guy! Maybe I’ll post a picture for you guys. Say hi!

Beannachtaí. How are you?

Ok, don’t be so formal dude. Alright, get outta here. *pushes him away by the face*

Is he gone?

Yes, you can stop pretending to sleep now. (Argentina for some reason hates my cute little bro.)

We’re not getting into that now. And I don’t have any siblings. :( *sings* fooooreeeeveeeeerrrr alooooone.

Don’t worry, I’ll love you Ana! *glomps*

return glomp* Yay! Anyways, we should probably-did you hear that?

*humming noises*

Y-yeah.

Is that?

I think it is…

Run!

Oh shit!

*England comes around the corner*

H-hey, Iggy…

*twitch* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE AGAIN!?!?

Oh, y’know, just lookin’ at your lady thongs and such…

NORTH! NOT HELPING!

Eh, if I’m gonna die, I wanna die knowing I razzed England one more time.

glare*

Hey, it’s not my fault! You said he wouldn’t be home for another hour!

Hey, Iggy looks like he’s gonna blow! We should run now!

Run!

Bye!

I hope we live long enough to see you again! Goodbye!


We're just two teenage girls who wish to make people laugh. Please take no offense to any accidentally hurtful comments, we're just making our characters razz on each other. Northern Ireland and Argentina are our characters, they do not actually appear in the show. We do not own Hetalia. Try not to hate!

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