M. Christine Armstrong
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Poll: I'm having a lot of trouble writing "Wish Upon a Star" and I'm thinking about taking it down. I might return to it later, but right now I don't have the motivation for it and writing Britain's voice is really hard. If I do keep it up, it's not going to get updated as fast as my other stories. What do you guys think? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-29-13, id: 5357084, Profile Updated: 04-27-16
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sly Cooper, Inuyasha, and xxxHOLiC.

Name's M. Well, actually, it's not, but everyone calls me that at some point or another, so it'll do. I am a college sophmore living in southwestern Montana, in the United States. I'm a recommended black belt in taekwondo and a member of the ATA. I'm a fan of anime (especially Hetalia: Axis Powers and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood), science fiction, fantasy, puzzle games, Sonic the Hedgehog, literature of all types, Sherlock Holmes, Welcome to Night Vale, and Homestuck.

I'm here to try and learn how to write good fiction with people interested in the same things I am interested in. As with everyone else on this site, I appreciate any and all reviews, even critical ones. However, if you are going to write a critical review, be polite. Any and all flame reviews will be removed and given to the Nordic Five, the Baltic Trio, Russia, Ukraine and Belarus so that they may warm their houses. If I have any left over after that, I will ship them to Roy Mustang via express mail. And please, no ship sinking. Leave that to Pirate!Britain and Pirate!Spain.

Oh, and feel free to PM me at any time. I will try to reply if possible, but I don't understand time zones at all, so if the reply comes at an inconvenient time, sorry.

Thank you and enjoy.

Name: I go by M.

Age: 20

Animes/Mangas That I Like: Hetalia: Axis Powers; Ouran High School Host Club; Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji); Soul Eater; Fruits Basket; Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood; Fairy Tail; Sword Art Online; Cowboy Bebop; InuYasha; Case Closed/Detective Conan; Kino's Journey; xxxHolic; Rurouni Kenshin; Pokémon (you know, when it was good); Tokyo Godfathers; Hellsing Ultimate

Other: Stargate SG-1; Homestuck; Welcome to Night Vale; anything by Tamora Pierce; Laurie R. King's Mary Russell novels; Sly Cooper; Batman; Sonic the Hedgehog; anything concerning Sherlock Holmes; Catch-22; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Ranger's Apprentice; all types of Pokémon games; R.A Salvatore's Legend of Drizzt novels; Sandman; Asterix; most things by Terry Pratchett; video games in general

Also a Member Of: Montana State University Anime Club; Flight Rising, Wind Flight (as GoneIn30Seconds); Always Take Action (formerly the American Taekwondo Association)


To those who follow, favorite, or otherwise read my stories:

You may have noticed that this account had very little activity last year, with little to no new chapters being added to existing stories. I would like to apologize for this; the only thing I can say in my defense is that I was very distracted and had a bad case of writer's block.

So I would like to post my New Year's Resolutions here, so that I have no excuse and you have insurance:

- I will update The Cornelian Dilemma at least once a season

- I will update one other story at least once a season (this will be random, so postings will still be very irregular)

On that note, Chapter 11 of The Cornelian Dilemma is in progress and will be up before the end of January.

Thank you for your interest in my stories.

Yours in confidence,

M. Christine Armstrong

4 January, 2016

EDIT, 23 January 2016: Okay, you know the part about Chapter 11 being up before the end of January? Yeah...one of my classes is really high-maintenance and is eating up a lot of my time. End of February, beginning of March, it'll be done. On my honor, I will try.


Stories:


The Cornelian Dilemma

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: At the beginning of World War III, Mary Cornelian came across a pair of enemy soldiers who had managed to survive a deadly battle, and saved their lives from vigilante ex-servicemen. 11 years later, her cousins discover her secret, and Mary takes them through the 3 years she hid those two soldiers, unsure whether she would get them home - or if they would all perish in the attempt.

Next Chapter: In Progress


Wish Upon a Star: A Brief History of Great Britain

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: When Arthur Kirkland was brought to Camelot in 489 A.D., he had no idea that he had just begun a journey that would take him across the world. He had no idea that he would live centuries after people he knew had died. And he had no idea how many times his heart would feel the joys of love - and all the pain that comes with it. His name is Great Britain. And this is his story.

Next Chapter: On Hold


Destroyed in Seconds

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Summary: Ever hear about the time Hawkeye nearly coldcocked Mustang with her typewriter? Or about the first time Edward ever rode a horse? How about the infamous Men's Room Maintenance Affair and the Great Rat Plot? A catalogue of the various gag gifts, pranks and other moments of insanity that have gained notoriety in Eastern & Central HQ's.

Next Chapter: On Hold


The Day That Nobody Died

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Summary: When Roy saves the life of Ali, a young Ishvalan boy, the child refuses to leave Roy's side until the life-debt he owes the Amestrian general is repaid. What starts as an annoyance for Roy and as a duty for Ali gradually changes as the two face the challenges of the post-Promised Day world together - and find something in each other that neither knew they were looking for.

Next Chapter: On Hold


The Corkboard Laws of the Cooper Gang

Fandom: Sly Cooper

Summary: Trying to maintain order in a gang of thieves that contains everyone from a super-genius turtle and a down-on-her luck Interpol agent to a French lounge lizard and people from the distant past is tough. To the rescue: the Corkboard Laws, a wacky list of do's and do-not's the Cooper Gang has developed from the day-to-day challenge of dealing with one another.

Next Chapter: On Hold


Some People Change

Fandom: InuYasha/xxxHolic

Summary: They'd asked the Dimensional Witch to grant their wishes once before, but she couldn't give them what they wanted. Now, they've come for her assistance again, but they've changed since then - and maybe she has too.

Next Chapter: Fic Completed (3 December 2014)


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The Adventures of Maes Mustang by Alja reviews
A series of short one-shots about various stations in the childhood of Maes Mustang, the son of Roy and Riza. Chapter 9: Riza gets nervous, convinced that her 8 month old son should learn how to crawl. Luckily, he has his own set teachers to show him how to do it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Riza H., Roy M.] OC - Complete
White Knight Syndrome by Neassa reviews
"Wow, you guys are really bad at this whole hostage taking thing, aren't you?" AU associated with the Limits of Sanity 'verse. Takes place in Sly 1.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,694 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - OC, Sly C., Bentley, Murray
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
A Tale of Ever After by knittingknots reviews
And they lived happily ever after - my vision of what InuYasha and Kagome's happily ever after is like in chapter fic form. This is gonna be long...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 319 - Words: 712,641 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sango, Miroku
Nightingale Syndrome by Neassa reviews
"Oh, I know what I'm getting myself into. An epic adventure where nothing will go right except the improvisations. Bentley being smarter than all of us, Murray being REALLY confusing, me laughing while Carmelita tries to shoot you... actually, is that a thing that's going to happen? Or has she sworn off raccoon murder during your fake amnesia?" Sequel to Lima Syndrome. Set in Sly 4
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,145 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - OC, Sly C., Bentley, Murray
The Forbidden Love, Enemy, and Earth by JapXzoAPH reviews
It's been a month since the Axis went back to their world and nothing happend since. The appearance of the Evil Apocalypse in the real world changes that and they want Sam for some reason. Sam needs to get to the countries for help before something bad happens, but how are Japan and Sam's feelings for each other get affected by this. 2nd in series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Japan, OC
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 170,908 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Double Dog Dare by Tohdoh reviews
Roy must obey a dare to do 7 minutes in heaven with a certain trusted and highly valued Lieutenant. [Oneshot. Old fic from 2010, relaunched and revised.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Love Is A Verb by EnsoDancer reviews
Will Splinter make it home in time? Love is what we do for the ones we care about. A quick read.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Splinter - Complete
Sudden attention by Talented but Lazy reviews
After Homestuck and Hetalia's declaration of never-ending pale love, their moirallegiance is put to the test when the other fandoms abruptly decide to befriend Homestuck.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
Our Father by S.E. Mellark reviews
Because two Omegas shouldn't be together. Especially if they're of the same gender.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Shi Monogatari by Akatsuki210 reviews
Some years after taking over the shop, Watanuki invites his friends for a One Hundred Ghost Story Night. Frightening tales will be told, old friendships will be renewed, and one guest may have a heartfelt wish answered.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki, Himawari K. - Complete
Zeus' Hideaway by Simply Christian reviews
It was a law of nature by now. Zeus would bed a woman. Hera would find out about it. Hapless mortal would be punished. Hera would then get ready to direct her wrath to her husband, only to find that he is nowhere to be found.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hades, Persephone, Zeus - Complete
Lima Syndrome by Neassa reviews
Sly had been expecting this whole "breaking and entering" thing to go better. That is to say, he hadn't expected to be knocked out with a frying pan and tied to a dinner chair with his own shoelaces. Sequel to Stockholm Syndrome. Set in Sly 3.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,183 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sly C., Bentley, OC - Complete
Love is a Mystery by Epic F. Awesomesauce reviews
Ludwig is just your normal police detective until one day he is hit by the shocking news that his friend Feliciano has suddenly committed suicide. Unable to understand why Feliciano would do it, Ludwig takes the case and finds much more than he thought he would. CONTAINS SLASH-don't like it, don't read it. :P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Two Earths? by JapXzoAPH reviews
Corrected Version. Sam was a normal teenage otaku until Germany, Italy, and Japan come to her world by an unknown enemy. How is Sam going to get the former Axis members back home if she has to keep them hiddin from the media? Warning: Now rated for teens mostly at the age 16 and up for use of language, mentions of alcohol, perverts, and light yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, OC - Complete
Olivia Goes West by Masked Bard reviews
A year has passed since Basil's battle with Ratigan atop Big Ben, and the Flavershams have moved to the American West to put that horror behind them. However, once arriving in Green River, Olivia's father is kidnapped once again. Can Olivia hone her detective skills to save him? Luckily, she'll get a little help from one Fievel Mousekewitz! (Sequel to Basil's American Tail).
Crossover - Great Mouse Detective & An American Tail - Rated: T - English - Western/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Olivia F. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by impoeia reviews
"Happiness doesn't result from what we get, but from what we give." - Ben Carson. It's Christmas and the joys of the season and the adventure of giving and receiving gifts is in full swing. Inuyasha and the gang face the challenge of finding the perfect gift. Will love win the day or chaos triumph? 'Tis the season of miracles and the guys will need each and every one to survive.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Miroku, Sango] - Complete
Basil's American Tail by Masked Bard reviews
In 1886, Basil of Baker Street, fresh off of busting Ratigan's latest heist at the British Museum, travels to New York City in search of stolen artifacts which he discovered had been sold on the black market. Upon his arrival he's assigned someone from the NYPD to be his body guard, who, as Basil deduces, is actually a woman in disguise, a reporter named Nellie Brie.
Crossover - Great Mouse Detective & An American Tail - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Basil - Complete
The Miracle Of Loving You by momoxtoshiro reviews
"He gazed up at her with a smile still on his face, entranced by her flawless beauty as she glowed, not from the snowfall nor the moonlight, but with a transient radiance of her very own." A story of their relationship after 10 years of being together, of the hardships and cruelty of fate they must face, and of the unconditional love that they share. KazutoxAsuna (spoilers vol 9)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Bells and Secrets by dameserdaigle reviews
Jokers had their plans, and their plans were always secret. Sometimes those plans clash with the set in stone lifestyles of certain Jacks of the palace. Rated for mild violence and adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
I Am The Children by Beagle Bug reviews
"You all represent nations? Well I represent something too. I represent the child population of all your citizens. I am your children." A girl interupts a world meeting by breaking down the door. Who is she? And what message does she have for the nations? Is slightly Angsty but ends hopefully. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, America, France, OC - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Neassa reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took an incredibly stubborn master thief and his gang and an equally stubborn teenage girl and her vendetta and forced them into the same van? If you have, you're a sadist. But then, so am I. Set in Sly 2.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,974 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sly C., Bentley, OC - Complete
The Three Brothers by RiverDaisy reviews
Post-Manga. Shopkeeper!Watanuki. Oneshot. Beedle the Bard's version of 'The Three Brothers' is not entirely accurate. The one who the three brothers met that day was not 'Death' but a mysterious man claiming to be a wish-shop keeper. And he demands a price.
Crossover - Harry Potter & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ignotus P., K. Watanuki - Complete
Never Without by Watermelon Kiss reviews
There was bound to be troubles when the Xingese emperor refused to pick her wives among the fifty clans in Xing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: Catch 22 Syndrome by Crazy Rob reviews
After narrowly avoiding summer school in a heavy-handed boot camp, Calvin begins to research this supposed place of reform... only to find a conspiracy devoted to barbaric ideology. Dark, and ranty against abusive boot camps and abusive adults.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,740 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Leunung by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Letters That We Never Meant to Send by Kallasilya reviews
Everybody knew that Leo wrote letters home while he was away on his training; but nobody knew that Raphael was writing letters back – not even Leo. Until now. Post-CGI film .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by DasMervin reviews
“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Kenshin Outtakes, Take 2! by The Narrator reviews
The Narrator's ever popular Kenshin Outtakes return in this sequel, including more running gags, bishonentorture, and chaos at the hands of Kanashimi! Will parody ever be the same? And will The Narrator ever abandon ecchi humor? Not bloody likely!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Complete
Kenshin Outtakes by The Narrator reviews
Problems with super glue? Kenshin acting childish? Kaoru channeling Tira Misu? Saitou and Sano AGREEING! What's going on! Oh, just The Narrator poking fun at the making of Ruroni Kenshin...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2002 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Complete
Bear Story by Me reviews
Toy Story-esque tale from Mr. Bear's view, concerning the episdoe "Goodbye Mr. Bear," and how he helped - and coped with - Pam's death.Now with a Book Universe sequel, "Friends From Above."
Full House - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
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The Cornelian Dilemma reviews
At the beginning of World War III, Mary Cornelian came across a pair of enemy soldiers who had managed to survive a deadly battle, and saved their lives from vigilante ex-servicemen. 11 years later, her cousins discover her secret, and Mary takes them through the 3 years she hid those two soldiers, unsure whether she would get them home - or if they would all perish in the attempt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2013 - N. Italy, Prussia, OC
The Corkboard Laws of the Cooper Gang reviews
Trying to maintain order in a gang of thieves that contains everyone from a super-genius turtle and a down-on-her luck Interpol agent to a French lounge lizard and people from the distant past is tough. To the rescue: the Corkboard Laws, a wacky list of do's and do-not's the Cooper Gang has developed from the day-to-day challenge of dealing with one another.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014
The Day That Nobody Died reviews
When Roy saves the life of Ali, a young Ishvalan boy, the child refuses to leave Roy's side until the life-debt he owes the Amestrian general is repaid. What starts as an annoyance for Roy and as a duty for Ali gradually changes as the two face the challenges of the post-Promised Day world together - and find something in each other that neither knew they were looking for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E., OC
Some People Change reviews
They'd asked the Dimensional Witch to grant their wishes once before, but she couldn't give them what they wanted. Now, they've come for her assistance again, but they've changed since then - and maybe she has too.
Crossover - Inuyasha & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Inuyasha, Miroku, Sesshōmaru, Yuuko I. - Complete
Destroyed in Seconds reviews
Ever hear about the time Hawkeye nearly coldcocked Mustang with her typewriter? Or about the first time Edward ever rode a horse? How about the infamous Men's Room Maintenance Affair and the Great Rat Plot? A catalogue of the various gag gifts, pranks and other moments of insanity that have gained notoriety in Eastern & Central HQ's.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014
Wish Upon a Star: A Brief History of Great Britain reviews
When Arthur Kirkland was brought to Camelot in 489 A.D., he had no idea that he had just begun a journey that would take him across the world. He had no idea that he would live centuries after people he knew had died. And he had no idea how many times his heart would feel the joys of love - and all the pain that comes with it. His name is Great Britain. And this is his story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Scotland