Hello, I'm silverandjayla, this is my OTHER ACCOUNT from silverfangirl/HetaliaLoveFreak. I'm a anime fan, i like Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Ouran Highschool host club, and others. I had lost my password and email to my other account. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minute Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia can gain world domination HETALIA FANFICTION MEME Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. 1) America 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? 6. Four/eight or four/nine? 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Smiles* Lets see how that may turn out 9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. After the cold war... 11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? 13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Warning; THIS IS FILLED WITH AWESOMENESS, BUT NOT AS AWESOMEAS THE AWESOME PRUSSIA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? "Do you want this churro, because you'll have to come and get it, senor" Spain then runs off 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. 17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Germany: Hungary..Austria wants me to tell you *opens a door* tha- 18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? 20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 22. Would you write Two/Four/Five? 23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 25. What is Six's super-secret kink? 26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? 28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? America and Romano are in a happy relationship untill Romano suddenly runs off with England. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Canada and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advise of Russia and finds true love with South Korea... The tittle would be... So much a American can handle... 29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Germany X Spain...Eh...So-and-So New questions! 1) Holy Roman Empire 1) What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? China and HRE?? China is so old to him...China you pedo! 2) If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top? Between Japan and America, America would totally top that! 3) 2 and 10: crack or canon? Chibitalia and Prussia...It needs to be a Canon.. 4) Is 4 het or slash better? Hm...Most of the time Het. 5) Have you ever read a fanfiction about 5 and 11? I want to now.. Germania X Lativa...Oh yes..More Yaoi 6) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! Why is Japan afraid of Canada? Because Canada is after Germany and Belarus! 7) If 8 was to cosplay, who would they be? Germany? Cosplay? Haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, I would force him to be Kyo Sohma 8) How many beers would 1 have to chug, to have a go at 12? HRE would have to chug 4,000 to have a go at China, unless he was so adorable to him...But still 4,000 9) Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or better with 2? Would America make a good couple with Japan? Or better with Chibitalia? Japan 10) 6 and 7 go on a fishing trip. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? Japan and Canada go on a fishing trip. Well, Japan would be looking for Canada the whole time... 11) Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2. Prussia X Chibitalia...A shoot! What film??!! Wait I know! The little mermaid!/shot 12) If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist? America and Lativa...I might go with America...no..wait..Lativa..No...I have no idea 13) Pick a song for a 7/12 fic. Who says;Selena Gomez 14) Is there any evidence for 4/2? Ancient Rome X Chibitalia...Yus...There shall be evidence... 15) How hot would 7/3 be? HOT! SO VERY HOT!! 16) If 7 walked in on 2 and 8, what would their reaction be? If Canada walked in on Chibtalia and Germany? Oh gosh...I have been waiting for this day.. Canada was walking in Germany's house, he was told America was around here, and was also told to go get him. He soon arrived at Germany's room and was about to here this door. "I..I feel so renascence" Is that Chibitalia? That's when Canada then quickly ran off and soon found his brother and ran off dragging him with him. XD 17) What's 1's secret kink? That coat of his... 18) How about 6? I dunno..That camra of his...Mount Fugii.. 19) Or perhaps 10? His Awesomeness 20) What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome? The Germans and the American love. 21) How about 2/4/6? Grandpa Rome teaches Chibitalia and Japan about making love 22) Or even 7/8/9? Training is important 23) 1 has a relationship with 6, but 1 secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and dumps 1 to go after 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, and is cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, cheats on 7, who, in turn, cheats on 4. 1 goes after 2, who just broke up with 5, and is now after 9. 1 gives up on 2 and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3. HRE has a relationship with Japan, but HRE secretly wants Chibitalia. Japan knows this, and dumps HRE to go after America, who's with Lativa. Lativa is with Prussia, however, and is cheating on Lativa with Germant. Germany finds out, cheats on Canada, who, in turn, cheats on Ancient Rome. HRE goes after Chibitalia, who just broke up with Germania, and is now after Belarus. HRE gives up on Chibitalia and ends up with China, while Japan finally ends up with America. 24) Title a 6/7 western fic. Japan and Canada...Yeah...I might see that...might not The Canadain Cowboy 25) If 8/1 became canon, how would you react? Oh gosh...Wait..Isn't HRE pretty much Germany? Isn't that Self-cest? 26) If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top? Poor Chibitalia...Has became a victim of Belarus...I would was say Belarus 27) What if it was 3 and 9? America, no matter what Belarus does, he can top it 28) 4 and 9? Belarus 29) Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash? I think I have... 30) Or 2 het? Hm...Yes, me and many others 31) Write me a little ficcy for 5/9. Germania looked as the female Belarusian, he didn't look pleased with the girl who had tried to attack him with all of her daggers, she gave off a unpleased look as well. "You know, all you are is a little girl, right?" He said, making Belarus a unhappy person, as she pulled out more daggers. 32) Write a summary for a 2/9/7 fanfic. Chibitalia X Belarus X Canada Belarus has stopped her obession over her big brother Russia and everything was fine intill she foun a new obession, or shall I say, two new obessions. When she kidnaps both Chibitalia and Canada, what will she do? Will she force them to marry her? 33) Quick! 3 and 7 are cosplaying! What as? America as Hikaru from Ouran HSHC and Canada as Kaoru for Ouran HSHC 34) Have you ever seen a fanart of 11 and 12? Nope never seen a Lativa X China photo ever in my life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you: You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when: 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps. 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together. 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots. 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies). 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" "Giripan"means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's on there if you believe!) 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia. 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Lyrics to The Stereotype Song : I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell I love Africans, but hold up a second. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Yeah, Ha, ha, I’m just playing, you know I love you guys, but seriously don’t hump any sheep! Song by your favorite martian. !Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like?! North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) (x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)You can be clumsy (7/10) South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) (x) You love tomatoes (6/9) Germany (Ludwig) () You're very stoic and serious (3/10) Japan (Kiku Honda) () You're very mature (6/9) The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) (x) You love hamburgers (7/10) The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) (x) You like tea (With extra sugar XD ) () You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (5/10) France (Francis Bonnefoy) (x) You're very affectionate (x) You love red roses (6/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) () You had a very sad childhood. (5/10) Canada (Matthew Williams) (x) You're often ignored by people (6/10) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) () You're quite mean-spirited (x) You're very loyal (6/10) China (Wang Yao) () You're very mature (6/10) Austria (Roderich Edelstein) (x) You are very well-raised (5/10) Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) (x) You have a potty-mouth (x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (8/10) Cuba () You smoke () You're very physically strong (1/10) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) (x) You're very loyal (7/10) Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) () You're very flamboyant (x) You're very wary of strangers (x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell... (x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (x) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (8/10) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. 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