![]() Copy whatever. Thanks to the people I copied it from :) "Girls Don't Realize These Things" I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You yell Party Ponies Rule whenever you see a horse You think all airplanes are Blackjack You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip You just have to research more about greek mythology You copy/paste this onto your profile You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You dream about Percy being your half-brother You have fights with friends over whether or not you're a demigod You talk to horses You think every bird is a pegasus You count down the days HoH comes out You cry in MoA You know exactly what people mean when they MoA and HoH If you're a demigod, copy and paste this and add ur name on ur profile!! :)) Percabethlvrknowsall Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire PoseidonChick101 ArabellaVioletGray AzianDemigod16 PercabethForever92 Percabeth81200 AnnabethsOwl Sophie Maya Jackson ProtectingwithWaterandRiptide augfire50 If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! I, soldier augfire50, am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise : To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus. To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom. To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me. To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge. To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt. To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan. To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards. To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me. To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :) Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me... Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks. Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. "I do not do drugs. I do sugar" "Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..." A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver! Come to the nerd side... We have Pi. Come to the Neutral side... We have Swiss chocolate. in-con-ceiv-a-ble (in-kuhn-see-vuh-buhl) adj. DO YOU WANT TO: COME SEE THE TERRORS OF THE FIRE SWAMP: Quotes: North, east, and west are directions--the South is a place. A good friend will bail you out of a jail; a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dude, let's do it again!" A good friend will scramble to get you to the emergency room when you bust your face doing something stupid; a best friend will be on the ambulance next to you with a strikingly similiar injury. A good friend will help you up when you trip; a best friend will point, laughthen yank you back up...if only so they can trip you again. Some friends come and go, and some friends stay forever. There will be times when you think that you're broken...and then there are times when you know you are not. Everything happens for a reason. A good friend will ask you what the hell you were thinking, but a best friend will ask why s/he didn't think of it first! "So I go left?" "Right." "I go right?" "No, no, left." "Left?" "Right." "Which is it!?!?!?!" (unfortunately, my friend did this to our other friend when she was trying to find the first friend's house) "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer." "that it is an undeniable and may I say a fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable!" —The Director of Project Freelancer Tracey: When you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't crawl - when you can't do that... Zoë: You find someone to carry you. Mal: Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you. “I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND. WATCH HOW I SOAR.” "When you die, you had better be damn sure that those you leave behind can carry on without you. ...I know I am. This is General Donald Doyle... signing off." -General Donald Doyle; Federal Army of Chorus. We will never forget your sacrifice "Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it." -General Donald Doyle; Federal Army of Chorus I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone-Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, frostfur72, Silverclaw the Destined, The-Random-Rose1754, Song Of Hope, augfire50 YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) NINJAGO LOVER'S OATH And winter comes around. When I feel the chill of the weather, In my mind, Zane will be found. Whenever I feel overly warm, Or see the glowing flames. When fire or tempers are around, I will speak Kai's name. When the flash emanates through my room, Or I hear the boom that's after. When lightning is showing itself through the clouds, Through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. When look at the sand or trip in the dirt, And feel the messy ground. When earth is around me, especially rocks, In my mind, Cole will be around. Whenever I find a youthful girl, Who is brave, strong, and kind. Who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. When I find a man, old and wise, Who lectures people on end. Who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head. When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, Who on the inside is kind Who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind. When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast. And swears to copy his father. Who is actually strong at heart, My mind is what Lloyd will bother. Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, Or looking at them with fear I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, And think of the Serpentine leaders. Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage End Homophobia: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I think most Fanfiction writers are this, and proud of it!) If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile. I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile (I'm definitely proud of it). If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate pink and love yellow, and beat up guys who assume they can push me around on a daily basis, but you get the idea) If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, Coolaloo, Eien Ni Ushinawa, Song Of Hope, augfire50 You Say Hannah Montana, I Say Avril Lavigne. You Say Jonas Brothers, I Say Linkin Park. You Say Zac Efron, I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron (But I met Zac Efron. He's actually pretty chill). You Say Rap, I Say Rock. You Say I'm Weird, I Say Thank you. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she stares at your mouth Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you Give her your attention. When she pulls away Pull her back. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does. When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking?" 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me about ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me about HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me about HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22.My Mother taught me about GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father." 23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My Mother taught me about WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I know how to please a woman. Man: I want to give myself to you. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Man: But I don't know your name. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason. Man: Haven't we met before? Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!: 1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered. 2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " 4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off. 5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. she's a virgin. That boy you called lame. Has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. Is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont. Copy & Paste this to your profile to show that you Care! It's funny how hello always ends with goodbye, It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry, It's funny how forever never really seems to last, It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past, It's funny how friends can just leave you when you're down, It's funny how when you need someone they're never around, It's funny how people change and think they're so much better, It's funny how many lies can be packed in one 'Love Letter', It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget, It's funny how one night can contain so much regret, It's funny how ironic life turns out to be, But the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me. Did you ever stop & think If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it -When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate -When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes -When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemies eyes -When life gives you lemons, find Amelia Bedelia and force her to make a lemon meringue pie -When life gives you lemons, wear a t-shirts that says "LIFE" and give the lemons to other people -If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried -Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" -An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! But if he's hot, it's time for a - There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train. - Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door - Silence is golden but duct tape is silver - I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. Did you know... 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted. WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u repost within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years 'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from manga and 'anime', your point is?' "I think, therefore I get a headache." "I smile because I have no idea what's going on." "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." There are very few problems that can't be solved by using a large amount of explosives. "What is this 'kindness' you speak of?" Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them! "Somehow, in some way that was all your fault." Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction! Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!) "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole. I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, the TARDIS, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school. I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange. I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time. I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol(American what?) I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player. I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that. I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Doctor Who, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers. I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He's just an idiot." I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does. I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it. I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks. I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes. I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY. I am the girl that enjoys being who I am. I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person. I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy. Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421,Invader Cakez, watermelonwafflesBISCUITS, LoveOneLoveAll, SnowyFlame, Song Of Hope, augfire50 If you think Hannah Montana and other Disney Channel shows aren't real Disney copy and paste this to your profile If it upsets you that Vegeta and Bulma are the most written about couple copy and paste this on your profile If you like either charlie the unicorn, the waffle song, the potter puppet pals, or the annoying orange, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If your sick of people obsessing with, making a big deal out of, or freaking out over Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen were about to jump off a skyscraper, 3 percent (including me) would get a chair, eat some popcorn and say "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY BASTARD!" (it's supposed to be retard but bastard sounds better) All the good men are either taken, gay, or fictional, DAMN'T (yes, I took the last good man on the planet MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)! If you are one of the few people who realize that it IS possible to see the dark side of the moon and know exactly how to do it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. (Usually if i remember a dream they're in their somewhere!! But mostly it's just daydreams! XD) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Somethings I have done in Class/some things to make your teacher want to backhand you!w([I have not actually done these things, I found this on another's profile {anayu123}, since I have really good grades and I'm an honors student, but I told my friend about this list, and they did these things] courtesy of Soccerstar07!): 1.Walk into classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk,point your finger up like a gun,look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible them.) 2.When teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?" very loudly. 3.Don't do your homework. When teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever."then sit there and smile sweetly. 4.When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 5. When a substitute teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 6.When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 7.When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 8.When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!" 9.When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” GIRLZ 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes and look good, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Girls Meeting someone takes a minute Liking someone takes an hour Loving someone takes a day But to forget someone? It takes an eternity 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM…… 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 23. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 24. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 25. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 26. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 27. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 28. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 29. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 30. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 31. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 32. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 33. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 34. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 35. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 36. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 37. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 38. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 39. Dress like the professor. 40. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress 41. If your a girl wear a tux 42. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 43. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it Friends and Best Friends: FRIEND: Will help me when I'm lost. BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIEND: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away. BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away. FRIEND: Ask me for my number. BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number. FRIEND: Hides me from the cops. BEST FRIEND: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. FRIEND: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public. BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Fade. BEST FRIENDS: Are FOREVER. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!" FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you. FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you. FRIENDS: Forgive you. BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!" FRIENDS: Annoy you. BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap If you're on fanfiction post this on your profile If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile. If you love to read, put this in your profile. If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. Ninety percent of teens and preteens would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus were on the roof of a ten-story building and threatening to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the ten percent that would be yelling "jump, b*!" If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS I'm not insensitive, I just dont care The voices in my head don't like you You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are Break my Heart I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% xD) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If you like chocolate, copy this onto your profile This is beautiful. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Please read. This did not happen to me, but I wish... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others. 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!! If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. |
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