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Author has written 10 stories for Dragon Age.

My name is Ash.

I'm a second year veterinary student, writer of smut, and I prefer to never act my age or my IQ score.


All of my stories will revolve around Archer Hawke (warrior/sarcastic/male/fail!Hawke) and Anders. Everything will be based off of a prompt on Dragon Age kinkmeme. It is all incredibly NSFW as it is rated M for a reason. Read at your own discretion. None of the stories need to be read in any sort of order for things to make sense. It's mostly just porn with a lot of lulz added in whenever appropriate (and sometimes not appropriate...). But if you care, here's the intended order:

"At Least I Can Pretend"

"Stupid Human Tricks" (takes place between chapter 4 and chapter 5 of ALICP)

"Dominate Me"

"Strength of Mind"

"Manifesto Fantasy"

"Pillars and Roads"

"Orlesian Kiss"

"Unbound"

"Fearless"

"Smoke and Scales"

Some gorgeous pieces of fanart given to my by my beloved, Cheese (cheeseroca.tumblr.com):

And some very delicious commissioned pieces by the lovely Syberfag (syberfag.tumblr.com):

And these freaking adorable ones from, 1879 (a1879.tumblr.com):

And a beautiful one commissioned from Payroo (payroo.tumblr.com)

And this fantastic one from Woofles (thewoofles.tumblr.com)

And this commission of Archer and Anders with their new outfits:


There is a hell of a lot more fanart/commissions for these guys on tumblr. Feel free to follow Archer and Anders there. They'd be happy to take any questions you may have for them there :)

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DA 2 Act V: Wheel of Fortune by Rattsu reviews
After the events of Act IV, M!Hawke and Anders find themselves back in the south, settling in as leaders of the revolution. Dodging old friends and older enemies, can they stay ahead of their inevitable end long enough to make a difference?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,892 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
Keeping it in the Family by dragonagewoofle reviews
The sequel to "My Sister's Keeper". Issac Hawke and Anders want children, Issac has a plan on how to make that a reality with the help of his sister Bethany. M!Hawke/Anders and Bethany/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Anders, Bethany H.
A Life Less Ordinary by metal-mako-dragon reviews
He would have been surprised, but Anders' life had never been simple anyway; love, sex, violence, jealousy, hate, and everything in between. Covers Anders and Hawke through DA2 and beyond - Anders/M!Hawke, Fenris/M!Hawke, Alistair/M!Couslnd
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 426,085 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
All These Things That I've Done by dragonagewoofle reviews
In which an epic bromance becomes an epic romance. The story of Anders and Issac Bro! Hawke. The story is from Anders' perspective, his thoughts and feelings. It also deals with his past in the beginning somewhat.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,476 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Firsts by dragonagewoofle reviews
Some of the 'firsts' in the life of Issac Hawke. M!Hawke/Isabella, M!Hawke/Anders. A short Issac-centric fic. M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hawke (M)
Depravity by alieasheart reviews
AndersxF!Mage!HawkexJustice Janders everyone :3 Justice starts turning up at the most inappropriate times. Hawke doesn't know what to do! Warnings:DubCon Dark Hurt/Comfort
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
It's Too Late And It's Too Bad by Madness of Angels reviews
The most precious gift in the world is a second chance. Given the choice to fix what went wrong in his life Anders plans on getting things right. But time has a way of claiming what was lost. Anders/M!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,889 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M)
Seeking Approval by tricyclops reviews
When Anders agrees to move in with him Hawke is ecstatic. However, when Leandra finds out and wants to have a formal dinner with her son's suitor he goes into a panic. Man!Hawke/Anders one-shot set in Act 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
DA 2 Act II: The Lovers by Rattsu reviews
So what do you do when you realize that you are in love with a renegade Grey Warden apostate abomination with the hottest smile in Thedas? M!Hawke has no idea, only that he has to do something about it. Set in the same universe as my Act IV: Justice story
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
DA 2 Act III: The Tower by Rattsu reviews
As Meredith's grip on Kirkwall tightens, Anders is about to discover that fighting a losing battle might make villains of us all. Set in the same universe as my Act IV: Justice story
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M)
The Sandwich by Rattsu reviews
A short drabble written for a contest, very NSFW Anders/Hawke/Fenris smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Anders, Fenris
DA 2 Act I: The Hanged Man by Rattsu reviews
Any last night before going on a dangerous expedition into the Deep Roads should be spent drinking and gambling. But when Isabela thinks that something is a wonderful idea, be prepared to duck and cover. Set in the same universe as Act IV: Justice.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
Mirror, mirror by HedgeNinja reviews
Hawke and Justice have a...territorial dispute over a certain mage. Inspired by the 'mirror' prompt on kinkmeme. Contains smut, contains slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
DA 2 Act IV: Justice by Rattsu reviews
After the battle of the Gallows, M!Hawke and Anders flee Kirkwall on Isabela's ship, attempting to deal with the fallout of their respective decisions. A fast-paced action/adventure snarky romance that snowballed into novel-length territory.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,461 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
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Smoke and Scales reviews
m!Hawke has always wanted children, but Anders will have none of it. He'll fill the void with a new pet dragon that he gets a little too paternal with.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Anders, Hawke (M)
Fearless reviews
M!Hawke is a tough warrior who one day finds himself in a situation that he can't muster the courage to face...in front of companions, of course. Watch him struggle to pass it off as absolutely nothing, and see if his lover Anders can help him out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Unbound reviews
Anders' name day is coming up, and someone tricks both he and m!Hawke so that they're able to play out a fantasy.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Orlesian Kiss reviews
Archer Hawke and Anders along with their companions travel to Orlais on official Champion business. But dealing with the Empress is not all they have planned ;D
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,422 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Pillars and Roads reviews
Anders really hates the Deep Roads, but luckily Archer Hawke is there to attempt to comfort him. Unfortunately for Anders, his lover is a total doofus, but he'll figure out something to take the mage's mind off of things.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Manifesto Fantasy reviews
Anders has a rather interesting fantasy that he once revealed to Hawke. Stress from his life is getting to him, so Hawke plans to turn that fantasy into reality. We'll see what happens when you mix manifestos with dirty talk.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,532 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Strength of Mind reviews
Hawke wants to try something new with Anders. Anders agrees, but doesn't realize how long the whole ordeal will be drawn out. And I'm not good with summaries.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Dominate Me reviews
Dammit, Anders! Why must you always leave those manifestos lying around? At least Hawke is here to teach him a lesson. Kind of PWP. Takes place after "At Least I Can Pretend".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Stupid Human Tricks reviews
It's not nice to kick a mabari out of the bedroom.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dog, Sandal - Complete
At Least I Can Pretend reviews
Anders loves Hawke. Hawke loves Anders. Both are oblivious. When talking about their sex lives, Hawke reveals he's been with a prostitute at the Blooming Rose. Anders finds said prostitute. The boys finally get together and relive it.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete