![]() Author has written 8 stories for Story of Tracy Beaker, M.I. High, and Wizards vs. Aliens. My name is Rose Adele Smith, I am 15 and I live in Australia. I love books, music, movies, tv shows, sports, school (No, I'm not kidding!), and so many other things. So many, that if I wrote them down on this page I would run out of freaking room:) I love how water stays on the really green blades of grass early in the morning. I love how when I look at the sky, the sun makes me sneeze. I love how the bird's voices have so many different pitches, that when I try to mimmick them my throat croaks. I love the sound of waves crashing down on the sand at my private spot on the beach down the road. And I love life, how it can be anything you want if you work for, and want it enough. I hate how people think that Australians say stuff like Ripper and you Bee-u-tea! Frankly, it's insulting :). I hate how people pollute the ocean, use a bin bitches! I hate how adults, more importantly parents, smoke then try to tell their young children that smoking kills you... ummm, hello, that means your dying stupid. I hate how people leave each other to die, when they need help to live. I hate how I used people as an example in all of these sentences. I copied this from my favourite FanFiction writer's profile, I hope you don't mind! Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS. "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda" If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (Personal Aside: Cliche, but totally true.) If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Bullies! Hey you, yeah, you! See that boy your teasing for doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of 'cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you talk about loudly in front of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow in shitty, thin clothes because his family is too poor to buy proper ones. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. WARNING: Just posting these for laughs, do not recomend actually doing any of these unless your teacher can take a joke. 60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren't you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT! 60. When she asks you a question answer in a weird voice. Hey Guys! I have news... I have decided to let my Twin continue with the American-TV Series/Movies stories, whilst I will continue with the English-TV Series/Movies stories. My sisters account is Scarlett Capulet. Thanks, see you soon. Rosexx I apologise if this disappoints anyone, but, so as to focus on my studies and extra-curricular activities, I will update all stories irregularly. Enjoy all the stories. |
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