Azalea Evans
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Joined 06-08-11, id: 2974012, Profile Updated: 02-04-12
Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

My profile is very long. First few lines tell you info about me the rest id there for the crack of it.

About me

Name:Lauren

Hair colour: dull brown

Eye color: Blue

Best mates: Sophie , Xena , Abi

Height : 5’6 i think but im still growing

Age: You want to know why...

‎I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer. (◣_◢)

IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT WITH A BURNING PASSION AS HOT AS THE SUN COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile.

Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate!

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(Dude! Im a GIRL!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(AM NOT!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Not my fault, I'm just misunderstood. Did you know I never had a boyfriend in my life? I am NOT a lesbo!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Thanks for rubbing it in...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(I won't hurt a fly FOR NO REASON...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (1. I am NOT posh, my only accent is my half yorkshire one, 2. Yes Like tea but I hate cricket with a passion, 3. I do not have bad teeth. There probably way better than yours!.)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMO
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(Spongebob!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.(i am a bit...i belive in meditation)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(I just don't cry in front of people)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce with a giddy look on your face: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally

39. if you are alone and a person gets in, look round furtivley and say " ahhhh... Agent Jones...Do you have the documents?" If they say they don't, then say " you have failed me. Failure is not acceptable." If they say that they are not agent Jones then say " ahhhhhh... you know too much." then pretend to call someone on your mobile phone and say " yes. Hello, Agent 7476. I will need one body disposal team immediately.

1) I NEED TO TELL 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) DONT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DON'T BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) DONT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) I'M NOT MAD WHEN I'M SAYING THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) DON'T GET ANGRY (L0OK AT #10)
14) I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...

I'm going to miss your retarded @$$..

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

When the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing.

People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw.

My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her.

People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow.

While dragging me out the door, my friend once said, "Life is full of flavor, and it's tasting time! Let's go!" I replied, "Fun and adventure better taste like chocolate."

Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out, but BEST friends will be sitting next to you saying, “Dang! We messed up... Let’s do it again!”

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.

Someone who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion; it's just that yours is stupid.

He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.

We know the speed of light; but what is the speed of dark?

Because it's funny, isn't it; you start screaming in a library and everyone just stares at you, but you do the same thing on a plane and everybody joins in.

A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the pouring rain, a BEST friend will take yours and yell: "RUN BITCH RUN!"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

We're not sarcastic-We're hilarious

We're not annoying-We're just better than you

We're not b*thes-We just don't like you

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Got A Problem With Me...solve it!
║ Lost?...Get Found!
║ Think I'm trippin...tie my shoe!
║ can't stand me...sit down!!
║ Cαn't face me...Turn around!
║ Love me?...Great!
║ Hate me?...Even Better!
║ Think I'm ugly...Don't Look at Me!
║ Don't like my style...don't like yours!
║ Don't know me...Don't judge me!
║ Think u know me...u have no idea

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'mBLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (You tell him black guy! I love black people. :)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line (haha. This is funneh)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If you are random copy and paste this into your profile! (I'm VERY Random...I like pie, but I also like ice-cream, but don't get me STARTED on chocolate...)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.(Aw, u people r so nice)

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are(i have a short attention span...what?)

Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all?

Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries made while attempting this, it's not my fault if you listened to me)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over(It hurt like hell)

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Month one
Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy

I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy

I am okay.
I am in God's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

IRules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Beth:
()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work/have worked on a farm
Total: 2

Bridgette:

() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2

Cody:

(x) You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
(x) A poor diet scares you
(x) You play the keyboard
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 3

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
() You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(x) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 1

DJ:

(X) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 3

Duncan:

() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(x) You love skulls and crossbones
(x) You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
(x) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
(x) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 5

Eva:

() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
(x) You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Count: 2

Ezekiel:

() You're homeschooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
(x) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
(/) You are pale (only when i get a tan so im only putting half)
Count: 1.5

Geoff:

() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
Count: 0

Gwen:

() You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
(x) You wear fishnets and black

() You make the first move

(x) Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 3

Harold:

() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
() You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Count: 0

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee
(x) You are/were a cheerleader (was)

() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed sometimes
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Count: 1

Izzy (E-Scope)

(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x) Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
() You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 4

Justin:

() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Count: 0

Katie:

() You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
(x) You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 2

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
(x) You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 3

Lindsay:

() You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
(x) You take/took Gymnastics
(x) Your boobs are big
(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
(x) Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 5 (wow...IM NOT EVEN BLONDE!)

Noah:

(x) You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
() You're in Honors classes
() Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
() You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
Count: 2

Owen:

(X) You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat(you have no idea)
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 3

Sadie:

() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Count: 1

Trent:

() You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(X) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Count: 3

Tyler:

() You suck at sports
() You often wear red
() You wear a headband
(X) You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall (VERY)
(/) You have brown hair and brown eyes(BROWN HAIR SO HALF...)
(X) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count:3.5

WOW...a cross between Lindsay and duncan. IM A BIG CHESTED BADASS! OH YEAH!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently.

BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

] the dark
[x ] staying single forever
[ x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[x] being touched(depends where...)
] fire
[ ] deep water
] snakes
[ ] silk
] the ocean
[x ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns(i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x ] having great responsibilities
[ x] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ x] incurable diseases
] sharks
] Friday the 13th(my favourte day of the year!)
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[ x] becoming deaf
[ x] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ x] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total: 19. Wow. I feel bad.

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!)

1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot
2. Never piss off someone who has magical powers
3. Never let somebody who strongly dislikes you dye your hair
4. When in doubt, ask fictional characters from your favorite fandom in your head for advice
5. Never listen to reason
6. Voice #7 is bad...
7. Never let the salesman with a hook into your house.
8. Never ask a fat lady how many months they are, especially if they have heels on.

If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kelly

I am only three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kelly

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Reasons why girls are rule!!

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmnoartt! tahts so cool! Delifenlty!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Yeah, like imma start sleep-hairdrying!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(I'm not gonna eat it frozen!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(NOW they tell me?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(What? Impossible!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No shyt Sherlock!)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Oh yeah, like children drive...idiots)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(It only works sometimes? What a rip-off!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Keep away from serial killers ...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas? RIP-OFF!!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(And then what?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(How else would I stop it?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh yeah, it's PERFECTLY fine to destroy the hopes and dreams of children!)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with actions than with words, and knows the importance of the little things

You take one look at me. Go ahead, look. I look weak, different, and like a loser. Go ahead, say it. Thats what people say, don't they? I don't wear makeup. I don't do my nails. I don't wear overly large hoops. I don't have a boyfriend. Hell, I'd turn down any stuck-up, cocky ass, popular dickhead. They think they're better than everybody, but they aren't. God created us equal, but why do I feel like the girl that is the last one picked? I'm weird, and I know it. Go ahead and call me whatever the hell you want. I. Don't. Give. two. Fucks. Sticks and mutha fuckin stones. Words don't hurt me. I've been teased enough to learn how to ignore it. I've been called bitch, slut and pussy. I've gotten in fights, but I had the balls to walk away before it got physical. Other people laugh at me for leaving, but I happen to like my face thank you very fuckin much. Why? Why do people judge me before they know me? I have alot of friends, but I can't tell them everything. I'm afraid of getting hurt. Friends turned their back on me, but I didn't have the guts to turn my back on them. I won't do that to a person. I've been hurt alot of times. But the one thing that kept me strong was my mothers words. She taught me one thing:

Never Let Them See You Cry...

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
...When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

My own mother thought I was a monster...she was right of corse!!! - Azula

-Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?! Cyborg

-[Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel. Raven

-[Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that. Cyborg

-Told you we'd win you a prize! Beast Boy

- [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world. Raven

-See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!" Beast Boy

-Where'd you learn history? A cereal box? Raven

-Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?! Beast Boy

- (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star. Beast Boy

-Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room. Raven

-No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!- Dr. Light

-(Appears behind him) Remember me?-Raven

- (Looking mortified) I'd like to go to jail now, please.- Dr. Light

-yeah! what she said.- Beast Boy

-Never knew evil tasted so good!- Cyborg

Someone's claws are on my grebnacks! - Starfire

hey cutie, the only crime you have committed is that you and I haven't gone on a..-Red X

-(blast him with her eyes)-Starfire

-Let me get this straight. Were inside Mumbos hat and Raven is inside Mumbos hat in Mumbos hat???!!!-Cyborg

We Got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it!-Cyborg

-Dude nice pyjamas! Do they glow in the dark?- Beast boy

You do not wish to enjoy the nuts of dough? It is like eating sweet, tiny wheels!- Starfire

Enie, meanie, minie, MO! *Runs down Mo tunnel. Runs out Mo tunnel.* Not mo! Not mo!- Beast Boy

-Evil beware, we have waffles.-Raven

-Find a penny pick it up, something, something, something good luck!- Beast boy

Oh yeah you and what army?-Beast Boy

*fire army rises*

Ahhhhhhhh-Beast boy

You just had to ask didn't you?-Cyborg

- Im not good at advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?- Chandler

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The Lion and the Raven by cajunranger1 reviews
Before Harry's 6th year begins, Dumbledore's injury gives him reason to recruit some help in the continuing battle with Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Raven - Complete
I'll See You Next Tuesday by rosey-sky reviews
"Someone's smitten with a certain Latin heartthrob?" "No. I was just curious is all? He's usually here before us." Duncan rolled his eyes. "You're in denial Pasty, you like Alejandro. Just admit it." "I don't." she insisted. This story is rated for topics and situations and contains potential triggers.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,601 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Gwen, Alejandro]
The Summer of McLean Park by Sinematic reviews
Meeting on opposite sides of the debate, Gwen and Duncan fight over the inevitable fate of McLean Park. As they compete, Duncan and Gwen begin to realize they don't have to be enemies.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,901 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Gwen, Duncan
Exquisite by RukiaRae reviews
When Raven gets asked out on a date, she's lost...She ropes Speedy into helping and, after a week of preparing her for a date with another guy, he realises that he loves the exquisite empath. For once, Speedy, the aloof heart-throb, was at a loss when it came to women..when it came to her. Rae/Spe slight Rob/Star Rated T for swearing and citrus-y moments RATING HAS GONE UP
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,171 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Raven, Speedy
New Beginnings by LittleMissyGalPal reviews
Gwen is a teenage girl who was blamed for a fire at her school because of her 'scary goth looks'. Now moving to the Wawanakwa Boarding School, Gwen has finally found a new place to call home; literally. How many friends and enemies will she make, and how many love triangles will she be able to solve? But most of all, will Gwen ever find love for herself?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,492 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/14/2012 - [Gwen, Duncan]
An Intricate Pentacle by AlbinoLungs reviews
Heather, Gwen, and Bridgette are all Wiccan's studying in the same coven... and that's it for now. Concept is still under construction. Pairings: DxG, AxH, GxB
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,456 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
All Fall Down by vlora reviews
TDI never happened, highschool instead. Gwen thinks she has it all after she gets the popular boy, Trent, and her life is just perfect. At least... it is. All until a certain punk delinquent shows up after three long years. GwenTrent to GwenDuncan.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Total Drama Back 2 the Island by tdifreak55 reviews
OC story! I need 12 guys and 11 girls- APPS CLOSED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,813 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
тнє ηєω Cнιcк:: by TheRandomGal42 reviews
"Duncan's the man!" "Dude he's so awesome!" "I heard he nailed that chick last night!" "Hey! That chick was my girlfriend!" "Whoops.." That's basically the story of Duncan Carter's life. No one could tame the beast. No one dared to point out his flaws. No one could show him what an asshole he was. And no one EVER changed his life. Until one girl did. The New Chick. [Rated T]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,313 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gwen, Duncan
Snape's Family by SecretaryOfHell reviews
As Dumbledores spy Severus Snape needs to go to the Death Eater meetings but at one if them Voldemort attacks the one person Snape truely loves, his neice Raven. As her guardian he enrolls her at Hogwarts so in other words LOOK OUT HOGWARTS please go easy on me first fanfic anythings welcome like I said b4 1st one it will be good promise
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Severus S., Raven
Insanity by WhipItGoode reviews
Zuko and Katara dump Mai and Aang for eachother? Mai and Aang together? TOPH ELOPES? Why? Because some author's and authoress' suffer from writers blocks and love screwing with the Avatar world. MAI and AANG fic!Ladels and Gentlespoons this is INSANITY
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,309 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Mai, Aang
Operation Undercover by TheRandomGal42 reviews
New name. New identity. New Car. New city. And a determined girl. They told her that going undercover to bust a squad of criminals was going to be a hard job. But she had her reasons and she was determined. Little did she know that she was going to fall for one of them. [Now with sexual content.:)]
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,016 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Gwen, Duncan
Little Blue Riding Hood by Xaphrin reviews
When Mumbo attacks Speedy and Raven, they find themselves in the middle of the oddest fairy tale ever. With companions like the redheaded Rapunzle, the super-fast gingerbread man, and the little mer-man, how could this tale get any weirder?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,270 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Raven, Speedy
The First Year by tdifreak55 reviews
This is the sequel to "Falling out of love or falling into it?" So if you have not read that story, go read it before you read this one. Duncan and Gwen have started their new lives as new parents with some new friends;however when a blast from the past comes knocking at their door, will it change everything? Rated M for adult situations and cursing
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Duncan, Gwen
Harry Potter and the Girl of Azarath by azzynicole reviews
Here is Ch. 10! Voldemort has gained a new ally. It's Harry's sixth year and a very strange girl is coming to stay with him over the summer, and may be the one to help him defeat the growing evil once and for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Raven
The Raven Haired Boy and the Raven by Zandria Steel reviews
It was said that Lily Potter's love protected her son, Harry, from the Dark Lord. What if that wasn't it? Then what did protect him? What if had been his sister? Rated T for language & cuz I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Raven
Snow White Queen by evanescentflame421 reviews
Someone has an intense infatuation with Gwen. What happens when he sends emails that frighten her? What happens when he takes it farther than emails? And what happens when Gwen realizes she just may have feelings for someone else? RxR Rating changed from T to M because I'm extremely paranoid and the change makes me feel better.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
The Hot Seat by ellie2498 reviews
This week on the Hot Seat: Gwen! Next week: Noah!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
Waitress by RukiaRae reviews
"What's someone like you doing working this far out of the city?" he asked. "I could ask you the same thing," she retorted. "I don't do well in cities," he replied tersely. "Neither do I, apparently," she countered easily, returning her attention to taking her pies out of the oven in hopes of discouraging him from asking why.—Diner AU Rae/Speedy/Robin eventually a triangle
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Raven, Speedy, Robin
Parts of a Whole: Dream Within A Dream by GrimBarillian reviews
Speedy has been keeping a dangerous secret from the Titans now things have gone to far. The secret is out but at a great cost. Speedy teeters on the fine line between life and death, here he must find a balance or lose his life and his wont be the only one lost. *Second in series*
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Speedy, Raven - Complete
You saved me by AngelicThorn reviews
This is a GxD story that begins when their eight and Duncan moves to Gwen's town. Duncan finds her being beaten up by a few guys. Will he save her? Will a friendship start from that? How will they influence each others life's? Come and find out! (yeah I suck at summary's...)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Gwen, Duncan
The New Girl: A Gwuncan Story by TheReal-Xslayer reviews
When a new girl visits a small town elsewhere in order to escape from the troubles of her past life, she quickly becomes close friends with the town bad boy and is ready to reveal her secret. But, could the problems of her past catch up to her if she does. Whether or not they do, she'll have to rely on friendship, to get her though these hard times. *Gwuncan*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Gwen, Duncan
It Feels Too Good by lastgreatdemon reviews
One Night Gwen and Duncan get drunk together and do something that could ruin their relationships. DxG pretty smutty we will see how it turns out
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Gwen and Geoff Review the Internet by 100TenMillion reviews
In the style of That Guy with the Glasses and the Angry Video Game Nerd, Gwen and Geoff review the junk made by the Internet!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Gwen, Geoff
Lights and Music by Sempiternal-Silence reviews
Duncan is a bartender at a well-known New York City club. Gwen is an art student, going to the club for a bachelorette party. What happens when the meet? Rated M for later chapters...
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Duncan, Gwen
Dante Potter The Teen Titan by DBZiamworgan reviews
Harry is actually a son of Trigon. Escaping Dumbles clutches he travels to US To meet his sister and becomes a titan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 336 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Harry P., Raven
Yuxtapuestos by AlbinoLungs reviews
Sometime after season three, Duncan and Gwen had a bad break-up. They meet again 10 years later when Gwen is sent to prison in Mexico. There is humor in the story, but it will get very sad. Rated: M for sexual themes - REALLY light though . DXG romance.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Never Meant to Fall In Love by tdifreak55 reviews
Gwen is a high school student, but has a problem. She's fallen in love with her best friend Duncan, but he is taken by Courtney, the polar opposite of him. How could he ever fall in love with her while he's obviously not interested in the first place; however, could this rocky relationship push Duncan into Gwen's arms?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Duncan, Gwen
Falling Out of Love or Falling Into It? by tdifreak55 reviews
Duncan and Courtney have been together for 5 years, Courtney is happy with their relationship, Duncan on the other hand is starting to have second thoughts about her. Can a certain best friend of his help him figure out what he wants? or will more happen?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
A Different World by almostgone71 reviews
On Total Drama Island, Gwen and Duncan never had a chance at love.But what would happen if they never went to Total Drama Island?Would they be friends,or something more? But every good thing comes with a cost,and this time, Gwen gets stuck with the check.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
The Games by dreamraven13 reviews
What happens when Dumbledore asks the Teen Titans to go to Hogwarts? And will a dark bird fall for the Slytherin Prince, and what about the rest? Well Dumbledore has a game and everyone's a player.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Draco M., Raven
Gotta Get Me Some by Dr. Monster reviews
Gwen's ex told her that she is boring, so she goes to a bar to prove him wrong, where she meets Duncan for the first time. Duncan is head over heels for her and has to have her. Gwen/Duncan story!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Behind the scenes by Penguin Jinchou reviews
What if Total Drama wasn't reality TV and everybody was acting? How would our favourite cast members really act like when not in front of the camera? If you want know then you have to read to find out. Rated T just to be safe
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Gwen, Bridgette
distorted lenses by Tariel H reviews
Through the distorted lenses he found her. But try as she might, he couldn't keep her. She seems so close but every time he reaches for her, she is just out of his reach.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Alejandro, Gwen
RaexSpeedy: The Undercovers by xTammyVx reviews
During a party at which selected Titans have attended undercover, Roy convinces a sleep-deprived Raven that it'd be a good idea to go to a spare room together, just for a rest. Questions, responses and maybe even little sparks of something else ensue... -Details at top of fic-
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
The Things I Cannot Hide TDA by Koromaru-chan91 reviews
Chris McLane has always been an overshadowed character and mostly pinned as obnoxious. All that ego has to be hiding something right? I try to make Chris as humane as possible, give him soft side and stuff. ChrisXGwen rated M later on...sex!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Gwen, Chris M.
Cleaning The Room by Icey Bear reviews
Leshawna and Bridgette get into an argument. Their boyfriends need advice to stop it but from who? Gwen! But where is Gwen? In Duncan's dorm room! ...What are they doing in there? ...Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
A Darker Kind of Love by Tracey.Likes.Cake reviews
Gwen , a secret agent under cover with no other Courtney . Would a certain criminal on her wanted list become something special in her life ? Read cause I'm not telling you anymore!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Duncan, Gwen
Pasty SCRATCH THAT, My Pasty: by EvansGinnLilu reviews
Duncan, letter, swearing, confessions, Alejandro, and... toilet paper? Read and find out. Warning: Lots of swering, but hey!, its Duncan I'm writting about... It's legal. Or since is him again, I-legal.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Artist, You Say? by rusig reviews
"C'mon, you really wanna leave this school with nothing but Trent Doberman's name written on the third stall wall in the girls' bathroom as your mark?" "Fine. But, I'm telling you, graffiti isn't my thing." DxG, DunGwen, etc.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Wawnakwa High: Boarding School for the gifted by HungerGamesAddict x3 reviews
Ok! So people never update these stories... *Apps CLOSED!*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012
Typical Gwuncan by xPen-mightier-than-the-swordx reviews
What Gwen and Duncan do during the summer
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Just Another Pain To Deal with by Tracey.Likes.Cake reviews
Gwen is abandoned by her parents, she was left a lone without a care in the world. Can someone change that for her ? In this story Courtney and Duncan are siblings so no GxDxC fan War , make peace guys!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Duncan, Gwen
Total Drama Mall Mayhem by spader13 reviews
Gwen needs a Christmas gift for Duncan but with Heather, Lindsay, Izzy, Noah, and Leshawna helping her, she's in for a wild ride as the group encounters the entire cast. Main characters chosen by my mom for a Christmas gift which is a bit late.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Check Out by BlackFingerlessGloves reviews
Heather placed herself snugly within Alejandro's arms, sighing in content as her back rested against his solid chest. His hands lied in her lap and he placed his chin upon her shoulder. Duncan was very close to throwing his beer bottle across the room.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Duncan, Gwen
Along the Way by strangely-wise reviews
The Teen Titans have all disappeared except for Raven. Raven goes to Hogwarts to prepare herself for her new enemy, the one who kidnapped her friends, Lord Voldemort. But you know what they say, "The journey's more important than the end." INCOMPLETE- ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Draco M., Raven
Total Drama Back Where we Started by HungerGamesAddict x3 reviews
Yup! We are back at wawanakwa. 12 campers would be accompying 12 orignal! I want to start as fast as possible so, ur more then welcome to sign up twice : APPS CLOSED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011
The Melancholy of Mai by Omnicat reviews
Mai and Suki love their boyfriends lots, but there's no denying that they're just two big idiots sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Sokka, Suki] [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
The Goth And Punk by HungerGamesAddict x3 reviews
Duncan his starting an new school, and its... interesting
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
The Deepest Shade of Blue by Xaphrin reviews
Bumble Bee begs Raven to switch places with her for just a few weeks. Against her better judgment, Raven agrees. But two weeks is an awfully long time to be next to a handsome, Atlantean prince. Especially when Bee planted a poisonous seed of attraction.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,581 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Aqualad, Raven - Complete
You Belong with Me by Flutejrp reviews
Noah's twin asked me to post this for them! It's a Songfic Showdown entriee for this month! 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift is the song. Noah and Gwen is couple! Remember it's crack couple month! Just a week before I post this month's winner!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Gwen, Noah] - Complete
Aim and Ignite by imarriedapineapple reviews
It's 1846. Duncan Burnham: an escaped outlaw who'll do anything to keep himself out of jail. Gwen Waters: a pretty girl with an ugly past. Fate somehow crosses their paths, and they find themselves needing eachother more than either would've ever thought.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Gwen, Duncan
Battle for Gwen by thegothchick67 reviews
Gwen moves back to where she lived as a child and she goes to her new highschool. she finds Duncan there.. but Duncan has some competition, who will get Gwen first?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
The Secret Diary of a Weird Goth Girl by W0ND3R reviews
Gwen is seventeen years old with enough problems to last her a life time. When her Mom hates her, her Dad is gone, and her brother is gay, she finds that writing out her problems is a good way to cope.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Gwen - Complete
A Secret Chord by Jashire reviews
He swore he would never love again. But four years after leaving the Titans, Roy Harper runs into the last person he'd expect to meet in a café in Star City. Inspired by the song "Hallelujah" by Rufus Wainwright.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Juvenile Delinquents by idontuseanymorebutt reviews
What could she have done that was so bad that she was having doubts about herself in such a way? He was aching to know now. But he wouldn't dare ask. But she looked like such a good girl, not someone devious or maniacal, like she didn't belong here.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Gwen, Duncan
The Finish Line by DarkFlash86 reviews
Kid Flash has a secret. And he'll die to keep it...literally. COMPLETE! Finally...!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Kid Flash, Raven - Complete
That One Day by W0ND3R reviews
Duncan loves Gwen; no way around it. Gwen loves Duncan; no denying it. All they have to do is admit it to the other.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,829 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
When the Titans go to Hogwarts by MadHat11D6 reviews
The titans attend Hogwarts at the request of Dumbledore. ON HIATUS. Before I learned to write well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Hermione G., Raven
Would You Rather? I'd Rather Not by she got out alive reviews
The Titans play would you rather. What happens when Speedy, Aqualad and a depressed Kid Flash join the party. Chaos, perhaps? Will Beast Boy ever admit he is not the God of Sexiness? And will Robin and Raven ever stop arguing? Centered around RobinxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Goth Girl Say What? by Winter-Rae reviews
While watching LeShawna get ready for a date, she and Gwen have an amusing conversation about some of their fellow Total Drama competitors. What does it involve? Read on and find out.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Gwen, Leshawna - Complete
Of birthday gifts and Disasters by xxoangel-food-cakeoxx reviews
Gwen enlist the help of Duncan and Izzy to her get a gift for Geoff, but things don't go according to plan, especially when she ends up in a sex shop. Gwen/Geoff and Duncan/Izzy
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Geoff, Gwen
Buttons by ditzy-psycho reviews
Because Duncan loved to push peoples buttons…Especially Gwen and Alejandro's… Pairings- Duncan/Gwen/ Alejandro.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Duncan, Gwen
PuhLease by Pepperkins reviews
Set in an alternative universe, Duncan and Gwen are adults and best friends in life, each with their own drama. Trent, jealous of the time his girlfriend spends with the bad boy, is inconsiderate of Gwen and her needs, while Courtney constantly nags Duncan about all his flaws. These troubles bring the best friends into a forbidden and romantic relationship.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
It started with a Peep by rosey-sky reviews
"I see. I bet I know the reason why you didn't go to class." Gwen teased. "And what reason would that be?" "You just wanted to eat your peeps." One shot dedicated to xXTainted ArtistXx.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Irritation by she got out alive reviews
Beast Boy tests out his pick-up lines on Raven, and Robin sees this as a perfect opportunity to make Raven as uncomfortable as possible with his own. How irritated will Raven get? What will she do? Rob/Rae ONESHOT R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Alabaster86 reviews
An AU in which Mai travels with Zuko on his banishment.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,792 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
A Bet to Remember by xXTaintedArtistXx reviews
It was suppose to be nothing but a bet, but then as the two started to really get to know each other through the night it became something more, oddly enough..and then things just got plain freaky!0.o
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Alejandro, Gwen - Complete
Fairytales by Seraephina reviews
Speedy and Raven, stranded on a cliff, resort to fairytales to entertain each other. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
One Day at The Mall by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Crappy title, I know, I know, it was the first thing that came to mind. Anyway, Gwen sees Duncan at the mall and they talk about their...not so significant others. Crappy summary, yeah, I know that too... one-shot, not DxG
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
41 Reasons by Pepperkins reviews
Duncan's walking around the empty film lot one night and comes across a note. What does it say? Well you better read to find out- and review for good measure.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Dangerous Love Affair! by xXTaintedArtistXx reviews
Hurt filled teal eyes meet a teary, smokey black as they stared down the barrel of each others guns the first fire was shot and the last thing to be heard was a horrid thud...and who would've guessed the twisted game love had laid out for these two?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Duncan, Gwen
Testing the Couch by xXTaintedArtistXx reviews
While Duncan is scheming,Alejandro's scarred for life,Heather's the self-prclaimed leader and Gwen's clueless to it all...you gotta feel sorry for the couch innocently sitting in the living room. If only it knew,if only...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Finally Not Alone by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Sequel to Hello, Gwen is still a loner and classified as an anti-social goth. She doesn't hang around other people, and usually keeps to herself. Can someone else change that for her?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Partners In Crime by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Gwen is usually a good girl, sorta, but when Leshawna dares her to do something, she meets someone at a very unexpected time. What does this lead up to? And what if someone tries to get in the way? NOW COMPLETE!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
My heart beats for love by rosey-sky reviews
"There's something I have to tell you." Alejandro muttered between the kiss. Gwen pulled away and rested her forehead on his. "Please, don't say it." "No I'm going to say it. I love you." Pairing-Alejandro/Gwen
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alejandro, Gwen - Complete
New Town, New Ghosts by NeverGoesToSleep reviews
Gwen is a ghost whisperer. She talks to ghosts, hangs out with them, heck, even befriends them sometimes. But she DOESN'T fall in love with them...until now. Rated T for slight violence.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Duncan, Gwen
Wanted by xXTaintedArtistXx reviews
Six years after the final season everyone has moved on from the drama in there lives, but some have gone down a darker path since the show ended.They say there's no price for love, but who said the price and to be paid simply with money?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Duncan, Gwen
A Mother Returns by Umbra-Luna reviews
While waiting outside the new game shop to buy Doom VI, Danny gets ambushed by a new and powerful ghost and wakes up in Jump City. Will Danny defeat this new foe or will he and the Teen Titans perish. DFTT. First Fanfic, Parings. Complete With New Title
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,728 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
Ares and Eris by evanescentflame421 reviews
Gwen shares her thoughts and relationships regarding Eris, Ares, and Aphrodite. Duncan can't stop himself from relating that story to his own relationships. T for language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Duncan, Gwen] - Complete
Pages of Possiblity by spader13 reviews
When Gwen and Noah meet again in a bookstore, Noah's too busy studying to really care, but then she gives him a ride home. Could something be brewing between the two? A one-shot dedicated to my girlfriend. Happy Birthday!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gwen, Noah - Complete
Dish Out the Families! by Strix Moonwing reviews
Total Drama Action is over and Duncan has won! In celebration, Chris has invited all the contestant's families to be reunited with their children. Chaos and weirdness takes place when both Duncan and Gwen's families reveal a little surprise...not DxG
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Three Years, Six Months, And Zero Days by NeverGoesToSleep reviews
Gwen is just starting her junior year with her new boyfriend, Trent, when her best friend of thirteen years comes wandering back into town. What will happen? NOW COMPLETE!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Resort Town by Alternative96 reviews
The cast resides in a crappy town with a VERY small population. Most infer that there's no drama to be found in this quaint little town. They'll be proven wrong. Rated M for sexual situations and swearing.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Teen Titans Chatroom: AWESOMENESS! by kireiscorner reviews
Yes, another, but this time speedy's drunk, raven's out of character, Slade wants pie, and Robin's so clueless! What madness have i came up with! I don't know, you tell me! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Now read.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Total Drama Afterlife by elizabeth-m-carter reviews
please post your characters
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010
Scorching Waters by TheEbonyRaven reviews
Part of The Smitten Series. Speedy's been lied to and is out to get his summer fueled revenge. Raven/Speedy. Rated M for a detailed Kiss Scene, Not a Lemon. Set a few years into the future.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Double Date by screwtherulesihavmoney reviews
Two couples go on a double date, and receive a surprise... or maybe two. GeoffxGwen DuncanxBridgette oneshot
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Geoff, Gwen - Complete
The Perfect Night A tda one shot by Shadowgirl2000 reviews
It's prom night and Geoff hasn't shown up. Gwen starts to feel like that she isn't good enough for him and thinks that he has stood her up. But will the night change as it goes on. Pairrings: Geoff X Gwen, Trent X Lindsay
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Gwen, Geoff
The Power Of The Sea by The Hooded Menace reviews
Raven has always been leery of the sea. A little voice in her head keeps repeating something that sounds eerily like a prophecy. Who can help Raven overcome her fears?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Aqualad, Raven - Complete
Collateral by Xaphrin reviews
Red X wants the rest of Robin's suit, and he takes Raven as collateral. Or so he's told the other Titans. But a series of events changes his mind and he begins to realize he doesn't care about the suit. What he really wants is Raven. Red X/Raven/Robin
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,000 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Ce Jeu by Xaphrin reviews
Raven and Speedy are on a mission in Paris. Will they give up the cloak for a few nights and just be Roy and Rachel? Short One-Shot meant to follow "Curiosity" or "Static". Inspired by Yelle's "Ce Jeu".
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
I Love Christmas by soccer-vampire-girl reviews
Raven is feeling down on Christmas and one of her friends steps in to cheer her up but both end up with more than they thought they would...all becasue of Christmas traditions-RavenXAqualad- oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Raven, Aqualad - Complete
Black and Read by Winter-Rae reviews
Colours and books; two of Noah’s fascinations are about to help him win over the girl he’s been crushing on since coming to the island. Main pairing: Noah/Gwen. Side pairings: Duncan/LeShawna, Geoff/Bridgette, Harold/Eva.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Noah, Gwen - Complete
Of Robin, Raven and Bed Sheets by Little Miss Juliet reviews
When visiting Tamaran, Robin and Raven are forced to share a room...and a bed::"AH!" she screamed. "What is it?" Robin asked, alarmed. "Holy-! Robin! You have seriously cold feet!"::Rob/Rae friendship...? Slight Cy/Rae, BB/Rae, and Rae/Star friendship...?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Falling For Three, Why Does This Happen To Me? by Beautifuldeath92 reviews
Red-X is back and ready to fight. Speedy's suddenly gone. And Robin's having more trouble with his feelings than ever. Why was Red-X gone? Where's Speedy? Will Robin ever admit his feelings? Who is Xavior? But more importantly, what will Raven do?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Laundry by PHii reviews
Robin finds something interesting in Raven's laundry. Raven&Robin Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Remote Wars by The Hooded Menace reviews
When Raven and Robin can't decide what to watch, an epic battle begins.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Darkness is Contagious by Translucent Darkness reviews
The Teen Titans are asked to stay at Hogwarts to help stop a menace in the Forbidden Forest, but that might be the least of their problems. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Raven - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Absentia reviews
“Come on. You’ve never kissed a guy before, have you?” ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Gypsy Rhapsody by Cherry Jade reviews
Summary: Robin and Raven have to go undercover to catch a drug dealing rapist. Catch? Of course. Raven has to be an exotic dancer. RobRae For Val.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Dirty Fun by Amber Myst reviews
What type of fun can Raven and Robin have while baking a cake for Beast Boy's birthday? Dirty fun, of course! RaeRob [Dedicated to Cherry Jade][twoshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Giving Yourself by Japhith reviews
Speedy needs help, and Raven is going to give it to him if he wants it or not. Even if it means trapping him in a one bedroom apartment with her. Even if it means forcing him through terrible pain. Even if it means giving herself to him... completely.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
In a Flash of Light by alena-chan reviews
For the 7snogs community on Live Journal [2 Jealousy 'He was jealous. It was irrational, but he couldn’t stop himself from feeling jealous. Robin was one of his best friends and Wally loved and trusted Raven, but still…' RaeFlash]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Raven, Kid Flash - Complete
Worthless by Midnight Blue Raven reviews
Raven can't sleep and finds Robin on the roof.....crying. It's just a random idea that came to my mind. It's a one shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Raven, a Playboy Bunny? by fictiongurl reviews
While browsing through some of Bruce's old Playboy collection, Robin stumbles upon something that only adds to Raven's mysterious past. RobRae ONESHOT.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Sundays by LittleDrummerGirl2010 reviews
A typical Sunday for Raven and Robin, with a lot of temptation.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
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Nice to see you again Cant chat, need to kill you reviews
Gwen and Duncan were best friends. Or was since Duncans Ex made him break friendship with her when they were both 19. Now there the complete opposite of what they used to be. But can they become friends again, or forever enemies?...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Gwen, Duncan
Weirdest high school yet reviews
Gwen gets sent to a new high school, but not everything is what it seems. Vampires? Werewolves? Fairy's? Nothing makes sense, but can a certain punk help her? First fanfic.Guessing I suck at summarys. You all make it look so easy. Please read!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Gwen, Duncan
They hate each other reviews
From the eyes of a 7 year old. Lady Mai and her husbabnd Fire Lord Zuko hate each other. Suggestive themes. Youve been warned but nothing to bad.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Falling for you, but I cant have you reviews
Calean is after Valkyrie, Gwens supposed to be guarding her but when she turns away,Valkyries gone.A brakup and a familiar face,will gwen say what she feels and save valkyrie,or will she die trying.Just because your a necromancer doesnt mean you cant die.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Gwen, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Bring me to life reviews
Duncan and Gwen. Bring mw to life. First songfic. I dont own anything.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete