![]() Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Skulduggery Pleasant series. My profile is very long. First few lines tell you info about me the rest id there for the crack of it. About me Name:Lauren Hair colour: dull brown Eye color: Blue Best mates: Sophie , Xena , Abi Height : 5’6 i think but im still growing Age: You want to know why... I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer. (◣_◢) IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT WITH A BURNING PASSION AS HOT AS THE SUN COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile. Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate! If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. ╔══╗ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) Say DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce with a giddy look on your face: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally 39. if you are alone and a person gets in, look round furtivley and say " ahhhh... Agent Jones...Do you have the documents?" If they say they don't, then say " you have failed me. Failure is not acceptable." If they say that they are not agent Jones then say " ahhhhhh... you know too much." then pretend to call someone on your mobile phone and say " yes. Hello, Agent 7476. I will need one body disposal team immediately. 1) I NEED TO TELL 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you fight, I fight... If you jump off a cliff... I'm going to miss your retarded @$$.. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. When the President does it, that means it's not illegal. When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing. People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw. My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her. People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow. While dragging me out the door, my friend once said, "Life is full of flavor, and it's tasting time! Let's go!" I replied, "Fun and adventure better taste like chocolate." Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out, but BEST friends will be sitting next to you saying, “Dang! We messed up... Let’s do it again!” If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you. Someone who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Everyone wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone is entitled to an opinion; it's just that yours is stupid. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. We know the speed of light; but what is the speed of dark? Because it's funny, isn't it; you start screaming in a library and everyone just stares at you, but you do the same thing on a plane and everybody joins in. A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the pouring rain, a BEST friend will take yours and yell: "RUN BITCH RUN!" There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Most girls; Are cheerleaders Other girls; Are captain of the football team Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any" Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad. Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister Other girls: Play video games with their brother Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge Other girls: Play pranks Most girls; Slap people Other girls: Punch people Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap Most girls; Would think this was garbage Other girls: Would copy and paste this -Pick the month you were born in- January ~ I killed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 ~ A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco. We're not sarcastic-We're hilarious We're not annoying-We're just better than you We're not b*thes-We just don't like you 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Got A Problem With Me...solve it! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'mBLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (You tell him black guy! I love black people. :) This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line (haha. This is funneh) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Love comes in many colors One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject If you are random copy and paste this into your profile! (I'm VERY Random...I like pie, but I also like ice-cream, but don't get me STARTED on chocolate...) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.(Aw, u people r so nice) The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are(i have a short attention span...what?) Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all? Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me. When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes Break my Heart I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries made while attempting this, it's not my fault if you listened to me) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over(It hurt like hell) I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . IRules For Hogwarts: - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways. - I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Beth: Bridgette: () You surf Cody: (x) You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT DJ: (X) You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're homeschooled Geoff: () You love parties Gwen: () You're goth () You make the first move (x) Preppy things piss you off Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee () You often lie about being nice sometimes Izzy (E-Scope) (x) You're crazy/psycho Justin: () You're the eye candy Katie: () You have a BFFFL Leshawna: () You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: () You are/were a blonde Noah: (x) You are a bookworm Owen: (X) You're overweight Sadie: () You have a BFFFL Trent: () You play/played the guitar Tyler: () You suck at sports Count:3.5 WOW...a cross between Lindsay and duncan. IM A BIG CHESTED BADASS! OH YEAH! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, BITCH, RUN!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently. BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like. What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears? ] the dark Total: 19. Wow. I feel bad. I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!) 1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile. My name Kelly I am only three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Kelly I am only three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Reasons why girls are rule!! 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with actions than with words, and knows the importance of the little things You take one look at me. Go ahead, look. I look weak, different, and like a loser. Go ahead, say it. Thats what people say, don't they? I don't wear makeup. I don't do my nails. I don't wear overly large hoops. I don't have a boyfriend. Hell, I'd turn down any stuck-up, cocky ass, popular dickhead. They think they're better than everybody, but they aren't. God created us equal, but why do I feel like the girl that is the last one picked? I'm weird, and I know it. Go ahead and call me whatever the hell you want. I. Don't. Give. two. Fucks. Sticks and mutha fuckin stones. Words don't hurt me. I've been teased enough to learn how to ignore it. I've been called bitch, slut and pussy. I've gotten in fights, but I had the balls to walk away before it got physical. Other people laugh at me for leaving, but I happen to like my face thank you very fuckin much. Why? Why do people judge me before they know me? I have alot of friends, but I can't tell them everything. I'm afraid of getting hurt. Friends turned their back on me, but I didn't have the guts to turn my back on them. I won't do that to a person. I've been hurt alot of times. But the one thing that kept me strong was my mothers words. She taught me one thing: Never Let Them See You Cry... DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Her name was Abby Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad My own mother thought I was a monster...she was right of corse!!! - Azula -Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?! Cyborg -[Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel. Raven -[Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that. Cyborg -Told you we'd win you a prize! Beast Boy - [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world. Raven -See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!" Beast Boy -Where'd you learn history? A cereal box? Raven -Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?! Beast Boy - (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star. Beast Boy -Next time you're trying to steal something, you might want to pick a target we can't see from our living room. Raven -No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!- Dr. Light -(Appears behind him) Remember me?-Raven - (Looking mortified) I'd like to go to jail now, please.- Dr. Light -yeah! what she said.- Beast Boy -Never knew evil tasted so good!- Cyborg Someone's claws are on my grebnacks! - Starfire hey cutie, the only crime you have committed is that you and I haven't gone on a..-Red X -(blast him with her eyes)-Starfire -Let me get this straight. Were inside Mumbos hat and Raven is inside Mumbos hat in Mumbos hat???!!!-Cyborg We Got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it!-Cyborg -Dude nice pyjamas! Do they glow in the dark?- Beast boy You do not wish to enjoy the nuts of dough? It is like eating sweet, tiny wheels!- Starfire Enie, meanie, minie, MO! *Runs down Mo tunnel. Runs out Mo tunnel.* Not mo! Not mo!- Beast Boy -Evil beware, we have waffles.-Raven -Find a penny pick it up, something, something, something good luck!- Beast boy Oh yeah you and what army?-Beast Boy *fire army rises* Ahhhhhhhh-Beast boy You just had to ask didn't you?-Cyborg - Im not good at advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?- Chandler |
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