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"Though I don't understand the meaning of love, I do not mind if I die trying." - "How" (Maroon5)

Teacher by day, reader by night. Lover of Jesus, coffee, Downton Abbey, nail polish, the south, The Hunger Games, hummus, European accents, Charlie Brown, The Walking Dead, snow, Tudor history, Narnia, salsa, and afternoon naps. Maroon5 is life and Adam Levine has my heart. Aslan lives.

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On the Threshold by GHTlovesTHG reviews
A fic in honor of Katniss' birthday. Nineteen and free from the Reapings forever, Katniss finds a token on her doorstep commemorating her passage over the threshold of adulthood. Discovering the identity of the sender will start Katniss on a road that leads toward life's other milestones. Canon-deviating/Canon-divergent story.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,276 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Tasting by pearlofdelight reviews
"What if we have irreconcilably different tastes?" he asked. "You need to try me out and decide if you want to keep me. You know, as your baker. You have a right to sample before you commit, and I swear, we do this all the time. As long as we find something you like in the end, I'm happy to do it, no charge." Contemp. AU. Katniss needs a fancy cake; Peeta's got the goods.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M., Mr. Mellark
Crash My Party by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU. Peeta Mellark has never been able to say no to Katniss Everdeen. But after years as friends with benefits, that's going to have to change. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 250,783 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Star by HGRomance reviews
He's the son of a gentleman. She barely passes for a lady. In a world of ballrooms and proper snobs, they're best friends...until friendship is no longer enough. But who will admit it first is the maddening question. Historical AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,042 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Reconstruction of a Heart by Izzy Samson reviews
The Civil War is over and has left the country in ruins, just as Katniss's life was. The young widow has the weight of the world on her shoulders. She has a farm to run and a family to raise all on her own. Help arrives in the form of her late husband's comrade, Peeta Mellark. Can they help heal each other or will Katniss make good on her promise to never love and marry again?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,289 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M.
Grass is Greener by Brookings reviews
What if Suzie had been Ned's best friend since they were little instead of Jennifer? My take on this idea.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ned B., Suzie C.
Complications by xkissfromarosex reviews
Everything in this world means something; whether it's a television program or an algebra equation or that girl you thought you hated but secretly found yourself falling for. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Birdhouse In Your Soul by Panda Hallows reviews
After the sudden death of her mother, Sam is swept up in a whole new life and an exploration of her past as well as her parents past while dealing with her growing feelings for a certain tech producer.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,387 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
All's Fair by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up, and feast your eyes on...the moment. Kat lives for purpose, but she's about to find out that sometimes, it's just more fun to live.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Negotiation Tactics by Vix23 reviews
He figured Sam saw the negotiations as a game of poker, raising the stakes and throwing out bluffs, but he saw it as a game chess… in the end, all you had to do was get the king to win.' --- A glimpse into Sam and Freddie's relationship as a couple.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews
He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Blue Moon by hyperactivecheskie reviews
Aside from being a metaphor, what exactly is a blue moon? Freddie explains to Sam in between kicks, insults and the occasional awkward silence.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Loin, the Beep and the Wackjob by KellySquared reviews
Exactly the movie except not at all. Random additions to lines and stuff that really don't make sense. Oh well, we love it and that's all that matters. Review and tell us how psychotic we are! Yay!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Sybil What's Her Name by longjeyne reviews
In which Jill is jealous and Eustace does something drastic. Rewritten: same plot, far better wording.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
The Afterlives of Sarah Rees Toome by ThreeOranges reviews
Eight scenes in the life of Circe. 'For she who lives more lives than one, More deaths than one must die.' Contains spoilers for AGATB and RA.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Silence Is Golden by The Lady Bex reviews
Silence is the holds them together, a special bond between friends. With all they have been through, is it possible that they may be more then friends? chapter four up now! NM...
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
Arresting Chloe by To Write Love On My Arm reviews
What if Shari hadn't let Chloe leave CTU? Rating is just to be safe and for a couple cuss words here and there...Spoilers all throughout season 5! CHAPTER 3 IS UP SURPRISE SURPRISE! O'Bauer
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Talk It Out by AragothwinElfBlade reviews
PostDay 5 Chloe makes a call to a friend to talk it out.
24 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006
The Fugitive Chronicles by scoob2222 reviews
What if Chloe did got to prison at the end of Season 5? What would Jack do to get her out? Ch 3 Added with a new rating of M.
24 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
From Michael’s Computer to Yours by Melika Elena reviews
COMPLETE. It’s been done before, but as Mia would say, “whatever”. Go into the computer and mind of Michael Moscovitz and see his thoughts on his life, his parents, his sister, and most importantly, his sister’s best friend.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Diary on Disk by Gonnabe Writer reviews
.COMPLETE.From the diaries of Michael Moscovitz. Everyone loves Michael you know that you do, but does the person that really matters love him too? Final Chapter up!...Finally.R&R
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,701 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
Switching Seats by daydreamer-022 reviews
[COMPLETE] AU: What if Lars made Kenny move seats at 'Rocky Horror? Think 'Sliding Doors.' An alternate ending for the 2nd book.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Complete
Princess Diaries Truth or Dare! Again by Frankie and Sky reviews
This used to be under the account of CrazyNut2002, but I got bored of writing it, and I've got a joint account with Sky, and she said she'll continue it with a bit of my input, so you'll probably get some chapters up now! Same as it used to be!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2002