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Author has written 2 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Twilight.

So I'm Sophie! In London and in Love.

I'm 21

I'm a Fine Art student in a University in London

I'm pretty geeky/knowledgeable, depending on how you look at it.

I enjoy baffling someone until their mind explodes about the chaos of the human mind, the meaning of aesthetics and the nature of mentality.

I like:

tea

Beautiful music

Slash stories :P

Harry Potter Geekyness

Lord of the Rings Nerdyness.

smiles

Rainbows

Flowers

Insects

Baking

being happy and giggly

crap jokes

Pokemon

painting

onomatopoeia - plop, slap, splosh and ting are my favorites.

philosophy

Long words

sexy sounding words - taste.

reading (obviously)

My lovely Boyfriend :) (who i base Evra quite heavily upon)

Traveling

and last but not least: fanfiction of all kinds

I dislike:

swearing

Sexism

Homophobia

Men who wolf whistle

being wrong

bitter tea

rudeness

meaness

animal cruelty

spelling/grammar mistakes (although I am guilty of quite a few, damn dyslexia)


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Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,791 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,164 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas, OC
Wild Child by Zoop reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
The Pack Imperative by unbidden16 reviews
The Quileute legends were not entirely accurate in their depiction of imprinting. Who was to know that the pack imperative was so strong? Bella is just about to find out how strong. A/U. Warning: ménage, mature themes, domestic discipline. To be removed for rewrite and publishing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,493 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob
To Return A Favour by RavenxXxBlackwater reviews
ON PERMENENT HIATUS. When a woman walks through a small forest she finds it's MUCH bigger than it looks. She fell down a hill only to find the Fellowship who help her. Greatful, she'll do anything to return the favor and help them with their quest . Tenth Walker. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,386 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Legolas
Protect and Serve: To Honor by Lasarina reviews
Lane's story culminates as she and the remaining Fellowship follow their own paths to Gondor. Lane finally thinks she has a shot at the happiness she's never before experienced, but choices are yet to be made if she ever wants a taste of it. Will she be allowed to stay in Middle-earth, or will she even be given a choice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,497 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - [Legolas, OC] Gimli - Complete
Cirque Du Freak: Russia's Freak by Renmasia reviews
Anya has run away from her life in Russia, hoping to find less persecution for her, condition, in America. Here she finds the odd Cirque Du Freak and elusive Mr.Tall who's willing to take her in. The cirque and it's performers allow Anya to let go of her social anxiety, and a caring Evra Von shows her attention she's never experienced before. Rated T for content in later chapters.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Evra Von
Beautiful by Luv 2 Write Romance reviews
Similar backgrounds of rejection and abuse is one of many things these two have in common. Maybe it was that or just chemistry or even fate that brought them together. Regardless of what caused it, love formed. EvraxOC Warning: rating may change
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Evra Von
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Protect and Serve: To Serve by Lasarina reviews
Lane's story continues as she arrives in Edoras. Lane knew what it was to fight for the honor of her country, but she has never fought to help save innocent lives. And a closeness has grown between Legolas and Lane, but will their friendship survive it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,943 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn - Complete
I Promise by MoonlightDarkness321 reviews
When Darren and Evra grow closer together, challenges rise and it becomes more difficult to sustain their relationship. DarrenxEvra
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
The Reeling by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
..."I still found it hard to imagine that it only took three weeks from that fateful Miami news report release for the world to become unrecognizable." AU/AH. Our favorite characters fight to survive in the zombie apocalypse, only to realize that the infected are not always the most terrifying monsters in a deteriorating society. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Right to Belong by Little Falcon reviews
MakaSoul... If everything else is supposed to be as it is... then why does she find herself asking where does she truly belong? WARNING THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13862 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,686 - Follows: 8,119 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Try Again by MagnoliaSunrise reviews
Tragedy and torture constantly followed Vanora, right up to the day she was sold into prostitution by her Uncle-cum-Step-Father. Some unexpected events, however, will change her life forever. MxF. Feedback would be the best thing ever!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Human, Troll
Protect and Serve: To Protect by Lasarina reviews
She was a cop in her world, cursed and banished, she ends up in Middle-earth. Now she finds herself traveling with the Fellowship and struggling to adapt to a strange world while trying not to change it. Can she find her way home, and when the time comes, will she want to? Not really a 10th walker as she follows her own path and steals no lines from characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,448 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Legolas, Haldir, OC - Complete
COLD by deline89 reviews
Soul is a new student at Shibusen, he gets partnered up with Maka... the rest is yet to be revealed.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Silenced by SpinalColumnSoup reviews
Alexandria Cooper was a normal girl. Then she was hit by a truck and woke up in the presence of a loon with creepy creatures. Legolas/oc
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,392 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Legolas
Don't Laugh At Me by TheFairyPrincessNinja reviews
Dying was always an option for her. But what happens when you love someone who doesn't share your immortality? Evra/OC, rated T cuz of paranoia *NOTE! FORMERLY ZOMBIE DANCE! HAD A SUDDEN MUSICAL INSPERATION/CONNECTION!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Evra Von
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Grow Together LartenxEvra by Edoquin Dissital reviews
Larten comes back to the Cirque after a few years of being away, only to find that Mr. Tall has devoted his time to the newest Cirque member. A little snake boy. The young snake boy grows on him. Until he leaves and comes back to see he's grown. Pls RVU
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Evra Von, Mr. Crepsley
The Fragrant Taste of Rain by Pavarti reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to teach at the Reservation school in La Push. Despite recovering from a broken heart she enters into a passionate relationship with the mysteriously artistic Jacob Black. But in the end is he exactly what she'd always needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,337 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4512 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daryl Shan by SouChouChou reviews
We all thought Darren was a boy, but then he woke up with monstrous breasts. Evra finds himself falling for this new Darren, while Xan likes male Darren. And then there's Steve who loves Darren, no matter what his gender.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,588 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
Until the End by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
The world has a new race: zombies. When a sexy voice on the radio speaks of a safe place, Bella and a group of survivors head to Brazil. Edward is surprised to find that beauty does still exist in such a terrible world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
So the Zombie fell in love with the Human? by Miss Snazzy reviews
"Okay…did you…want a treat?" Her eyebrows rise. "Because I'm pretty sure giving you a couple fingers would kind of defeat the purpose of you saving me." AU. Dark Humor. Not a crackfic...I don't think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Take it Straight to the Heart by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
The first time I met her she told me to go away- as impolitely as possible. The second time, she laughed. Maka Albarn is the most interesting person I've met. Too bad that, in this life, nothing interesting is safe. SoulxMaka AU
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,498 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Soul Resonance by rapturesrevenge reviews
-SoulMaka- A series of drabbles and oneshots set to skeithdestroyer's original version of the 100 Theme Challenge on deviantART featuring Soul and Maka. Rated M for content in some - okay, a lot - of the themes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Changing by goldenfiligree reviews
SoulxMaka, ChronaxKid, PattyxBlack Star, TsubakixLiz! Lovely SE pairings written to amuse myself *Notes: I don't own any Soul Eater characters, Chrona is female, there's yuri, rated M for sexual content and language
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,825 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Anything by iheartdeaththekid reviews
It's almost Soul's Birthday and Maka is having trouble deciding what to get him. What's worse, he keeps avoiding her! EPIC LEMON! lots of it in later chaps. first story, I 'preciate reviews : SOULxMAKA BLACK*STARxTSUBAKI
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6901 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
First Beach by flightlessbird75 reviews
Post Bella's Cliff dive in New Moon. Bella finaly aknowledges her feelings for Jacob unknowingly triggering a series of events that will test their love for each other and change their lives forever. Mwahahahaha! Rated For language and Lemonyness :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,689 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob
THE SUN ON MY SKIN by LovesJakeBlack reviews
What happens when you suddenly come to the realization that the person that is standing right in front of you is the love of your life? There comes a point where heat, love and passion collide. ***Rated M for mature themes and Lemons*** CHAPTER 9 UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,316 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jacob, Bella
stupidly slow love by meikka reviews
both oblivious to the others feelings? will they ever find love in the other? YAY, YAOI.lemon in later chapters *sequel to be posted soon, thanks for the reviews :D*
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
The Ballad of the Blueberry Muffin by IllegalWL reviews
An un-whiney Bella, a bad-boy Jacob...and neither wants to give in.Rated M for language and various citrus fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,244 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Isolation and Loneliness: by PyreSakura-Chan reviews
Evra x OC Story.- Story about a young cat-girl from Iowa who doesn't have long to live after her previous life, and a snake-boy who's been through the same life she has. Would these two become one or would Fate separate them for good?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Evra Von
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Host part 2 by sharshar85 reviews
Picks up where the book ends in the desert, rated M for future chapters
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What A Gem by Animelover210 reviews
Evra Von is lonely after Darren Shan leaves the Cirque for Vampire Mountain. Will a new girl who can cough up precious crystals help fill the void? EvraXOC Rated M just in case. Mix of both movie and books.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,789 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Drama Queen by IllegalWL reviews
Jacob gives Bella a taste of her own medicine...One-shot. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
You have no idea by ShyDaniChan reviews
SOULXMAKA LEMON It is going to be spring break, Maka wants to know what Soul wants to do for it, meanwhile Soul has noticed Maka has been a bit of tease lately, their feelings are explored through sweet lemony goodness.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Through the Haze by Regent Shaw reviews
Soul begins to notice Maka in whole new ways, and is in terrible need of a distraction from his own dark thoughts concerning his meister. SoulxMaka, M rating for adult themes and situations, drug use and swearing.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Dream by nikki7716 reviews
Maka has a dream about Soul that makes her feel a little awkward around the technician. Maka x Soul. LEMON.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Bring Me to Life by Etheria27 reviews
Edward dies fighting Victoria. A devastated Bella flees Forks. Two years later: Bella is selling herself as a prostitute on the streets of NYC. She has left her old life behind, until Jacob shows up. JacobxBella. Rated for very dark themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
The Dunedain Princess by Scarlett Witch reviews
While the fellowship leave to fight the evil of the world, one woman tries to forget the worries of her past and struggles to understand the meaning of family, forgiveness and love. Finally Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When No One Hears by mintaminta reviews
Draco finds Harry during the early summer months in the saddest of positions, and something inside him changes forever. SLASH! T to start, M rating in later chaps. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,362 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unseen Threads by mintaminta reviews
Harry is seeing things that aren't really there and the unseen consequences and connections of these visions are deeper than anyone anticipated. HPDM SLASH, strong T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,802 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm in love with a Vampaneze by SilentlyCrying reviews
Kuroi is a Japanese woman turned half vampire. She is put in the middle of a battle with her friends Kirin and Arwyn and they try to fend off the vampaneze when she lays eyes on the Lord of the Vampaneze. ArwynEvra KirinDarren KuroiSteve
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
A Map of You by Moonglow-girl reviews
Harry's thoughts on Draco. This is slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Night And Day by Kei-chan1 reviews
The boys are put undercover and given an assignment that will change everything. Slash. COMPLETE
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
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Wisdom and Longevity reviews
A girl is preyed upon by Larten Crepsley and is brought back to the cirque. But there is more to her than meets the eye. She quickly falls for Evras' kindness, but he isn't her only admirer. Rated M; Lemons from chapter 9. Evra/OC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,078 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Evra Von, Darren Shan
Lessons Learnt reviews
A female Alpha and her partner arrive in Forks from Japan to learn how to deal with their recent Vampire troubles. But will they learn more than they intended? Seriously lemony Femslash from the first chapter. OC/OC and maybe Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jacob