![]() Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars. Stuff About Me: Name: Call me Soda, or Doc, doesn't really matter. Age: Old enough. ;P Favorite Shows: Transformers: Animated, Transformers: Prime, Transformers G1, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (all rencarntions), Corner Gas, Seinfeild, Friends, Sonic SatAm, Kim Possible, Lilo & Stitch, Gravity Falls, Weird or What?, Urban Legends, MLP: FiM (they're taking over the world!). Stuff I Can't Stand: Reality TV (i.e. Jersey Shore, Toddlers and Tiaras, Duck Dynsty, Breaking Amish, etc), pairing wars, plotless and pointless cartoons, racisim, people who think people with learning differences can't do anything, people who think they cannot survive without their phones (i.e. my best friend). 20 fun things to do @ WalMart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares..." and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept. 8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!" 17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket." 19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" But remember, you have to do it 3 times. 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!". Copy and paste this onto your profile. |
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