![]() When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home. If you've ever talked to yourself. If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out. If you believe that Jesus is Lord. Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place. If you would die for your faith. Bring It. Random Quotes "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever." "They say a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, but what does that say for a man with an empty desk?" -Albert Einstein "Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young. Instead set and example for believers in spirit, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1st Timothy 4:12" Perry hands Phineas pamphlet* Phineas: 'So, you've discovered your pet's a secret agent...' *drops pamphlet* Oh, I don't want your pamphlet! Phineas: Wait, I just realized you could've cleaned your litterbox this entire time! *Percy raises hands* Oh, we are NOT done with this conversation! Phineas: I used to think that you couldn't spell platypus without 'us'. *walks away* Ferb: Well, you can, but it'd just be platyp. (Alternate dimnesion) Buford: I am SO in love with her right now. (Alternate dimnesion) Isabella: What? Buford: Nothing! (Buford... and Candace... O.O) (Alternate dimnesion) Buford: Man... I had my heart set on those nachos. (Alternate dimnesion) Norm: I use my aggression to mask my insecurity! Isabella: So, um, Major Monogram? Major M: Uh, yes? Isabella: So, none of us will rememeber any of today? Major M: That's right. Isabella: Good! *pulls Phineas to her and kisses him* Phineas: *gasps, but is grinning* Isabella! Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait, wait, wait! *Carl wipes everyone's memory*(OH MY GODS ON OLYMPUS!!!! HE FRICKING LIKES HER BACK!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN SEE IT ON HIS FACE!!!!! CURSE YOU, OWCA!!!! YOU TOTALLY RUINED THE PHINABELLA MOMENTS AND THE AWESOMNESS THAT COULD BE A TEAM OF AGENT P, AGENT FERB, AND AGENT PHINEAS!!!! CURSE YOU, ORGINZATION WITHOUT A COOL ACRONYM!!!!! *shakes fist at the sky*) Phineas: So you're a secret agent?! Has anyone else been leading a bizarre double life?! Ferb: *raises hand* Phineas: Put your hand down, Ferb. Candace: Does anyone need to potty? Stacy: *raises hand* Candace: *looks at her* Fine, but make it quick. (Alternate dimension) Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hm… maybe we’re not so alike. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That cane be your catchphrase! *nudges Alternate Dr. D.) You’re the grumpy one. Dr. D: Wait, I’m confused. Why does their platypus fight so good? Perry: *looks at him, then puts on hat* Dr. D: *gasps* Perry the Platypus! (Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *looks at Dr. D.* Really? Candace: And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable? (Alternate dimension) Isabella: What do you mean, suddenly? Candace: Tell me at LEAST you think he’s cute! (Alternate dimension) Candace: ‘Cute’ doesn’t win the war, kid. (Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puppet voice* Fix the machine! Phineas: *glares* No. (Alternate dimension) Dr. D: *puts down puppet* Really? When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to. Dr. D.: *referring to the keys* Oh great, you caught them! Unlock me! Candace: *looks at him* Are you even paying attention? Dr. D.: *glances at lava* Oh… right. Later. Normbot: *sinking into the lava* Boy, I could go for a lemonade! Random lady: *Normbots flying overhead* My watermelon! Stacy: *on knees, raising hands, and closing eyes* PLEASE bring back Candace! Candace: Hi, Stacy! Stacy: *opens eyes* And I also want a car! Phineas: Alright, let’s kick some robot jazzy! Carl: Sir, what about Doofenschmirtz’s Amnesia-Inator? Dr. D: I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I’d remember building something like that. (Btw, these all came from Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimnesion. Really, I could rant ALL day about how epic 2-D Candace is, or how the Phinabella kiss was ADORABLE, or how INSANE it was when they fought all those robots, and how cute Jeremy looked in the 2-D... Yeah, I'm getting off topic. But, main thing is, yes, yes, I am a teenager. And yes, yes, I do freaking love Phineas and Ferb. At least it's not Justin Beaver. Because PaF PWN all, except God. They are RIGHT up there with Percy Jackson. And Percy Jackson's just awesome... OOOH!!! PaF MEET PJ!!!! :O :O :O :O Off topic again... Must be the lack of sleep. :P) "Percy Jackson Series: Because a bunch of ADHD godlings so beat sparkly corpses." "You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?"- Jason Grace, The Lost Hero "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian "Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" Annabeth: "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.""- The Last Olympian ""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse "'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.' I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'"- Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared Him... He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God: So you would love her. Guy: But God, why did you make her so dumb? God: So she would love you. "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt "You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen 'Frank stared at him, a little bit in awe. Percy had the chance to get his memory back, and he was willing to wait in case someone else needed the vial more? Romans were supposed to be unselfish and help their comrades, but Frank wasn't sure anyone else at camp would have made the same choice.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE 'Octavian read the scroll. "This says, 'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'" "Yes," Mars sad. "Is that not clear?" "Well, my lord . . . usually prophecies are unclear. They're wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and . . ." Mars casually popped off another grenade off his belt. "Yes?" "The prophecy is clear!" Octavian announced. "A quest!"' -The SON OF NEPTUNE (One of the best quotes ever.) 'Percy imagined what that would be like: getting an apartment in this tiny replica of Rome, protected by the legion and Terminus the OCD border god. He imagined holding hands with Annabeth at a cafe. Maybe when they were older, watching their own kid chase seagulls across the forum . . .' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "We were plenty good last night when we whipped your podex, Larry!" "Enough, Dakota," Reyna said. "Let's leave Larry's podex out of this." -The SON OF NEPTUNE "She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind." "That I would've paid to see," Frank said. "I mean - her expression. Not, you know, the baths." "Frank!" Hazel fanned her face like she need air.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "Except it's Chinese," Frank said. "My grandmother has one of those." He flinched. "I mean, hers isn't twelve feet tall. But she imports stuff . . . from China. We're Chinese." He looked at Hazel and Percy, who were trying their hardest not to laugh. "Could I just die from embarassment now?" he asked.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE ( 'As they jogged through the lobby, Percy figured Annabeth would like this place. It was spacious and brightly lit, with big vaulted windows. Books and architecture, that was definitely her . . . He froze in his tracks. "Percy?" Frank asked. "What's wrong?" Percy tried desperately to concentrate. Where had those thoughts come from? Architecture, books . . . Annabeth had taken him to a library once, back home in - in - The memory faded. Percy slammed his fist into the side of a bookshelf.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE "The horse seems to feel your despair," the queen said. "Interesting. He's immortal, you know - the son of Neptune and Ceres." Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?" "Long story." "Oh." -The SON OF NEPTUNE "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.'" "You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "'Baby man'?" Frank spluttered. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?" If they hadn't been in such a bad situation, Percy's expression might have made her laugh.' -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg341 (I freaking love ARION! xD) "I'm practically home," [Frank] said. "My grandmother's house is right over there." Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?" To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway." -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg348 "What are these guys?" he whispered. "Canadians," Percy said. Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?" "Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's what Annabeth called them when I fought them before. She said they live in the north, in Canada." -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg350 "Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top." Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!" This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could tell he was cursing. "Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that." *later* Percy and Frank both cussed like horses and held on desperately while Hazel wrapped her arms around Arion's neck. -The SON OF NEPTUNE, pg439-440(Again, I LOVE ARION!!) Point: SoN: Best. Book. Of. 20111!!!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Them, coming between the armies of (It’s the Bible) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My desk 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? IDK! 4.Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:33 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:29 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The wind 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday… walking into my house 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Callie’s profile 9.What are you wearing? An Aeropostale shirt and some pajama pants 10.Did you dream last night? Not that I remember. 11. When did you last laugh? Idk? 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? A LOT. Pictures of my friends and I. My class picture. A big pic of my boyfriend and I. A Phineas and Ferb poster. Game schedules. A card from my best friend. Plagues. Medals. Certificates. Paintings. An earring holder. A mirror. Ribbons. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yeah. Pictures of me and my boyfriend—definition of weird right there, kids. 14. What do you think of this quiz? Messed up. But in a good way. :) 15. What is the last film you saw? The Perfect Gift 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Many, many things. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I like pie. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Two words: World. Peace. 19. Do you like to dance? Sure, but I suck at it. 20. George Bush: Was a former President. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Alexis, after myself(ha, ha.) or Erin 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? David Girls Don't Realize These Things(For all the GOOD guys out there.) I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span) What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me. I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends on who it is.) You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 6 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Total: 20 WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 6 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. (Eh, we were reading Tuck Everlasting, which centers around life and death a lot.) You wear chains. You like heavy metal. (Does Skillet count?) You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 4 PUNK You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 3 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 7 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?) You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem you think emo chicks/Guys are hot Total : 5 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or alot You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 1 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC) hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!) Total: 2(WOW.) ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 1 So, I am a geek, with a hint of prep(grr.) and goth and emo. Wow. You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers: If you are excited about the Hunger Games movie, copy to your profile. 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Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." Pairings I Support: Percy Jackson & the Olympians Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth Thaluke- Luke and Thalia Thalico- Nico and Thalia Gruniper- Grover and Juniper Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris Tratie- Travis and Katie Rico- Nico and Rachel Rapollo- Apollo and Rachel Pothena- Poseidon and Athena Kane Chronicles Sanubis- Sadie and Anubis Zarter- Zia and Carter Heroes of Olympus Jasper- Jason and Piper Jayna- Jason and Reyna Pie- Leo and Piper Thaleo- Leo and Thalia Frank/Hazel Maximum Ride Fax- Fang and Max Eggy- Iggy and Ella Niggy- Iggy and Nudge Hunger Games Katniss/Peeta Gale/Madge Finnick/Annie Rory/Prim Gale/Johanna Finnick/Johanna Gallagher Girls Zammie- Zach/Cammie Josh/Dee Dee Bex/Grant Liz/Jonas Macey/Preston Danny Phantom Danny/Sam Tucker/Jazz Tucker/Valerie Avatar: The Last Airbender Kataang- Aang/Katara Zuko/Mai Sokka/Suki Sokka/Toph Phineas and Ferb Phinabella- Phineas and Isabella Canderemy(the official Candace/Jeremy name!)- Jeremy and Candace Ferbessa- Ferb and Vanessa Ferbella- Ferb and Isabella Baljeet/Buford (JUST KIDDING! But seriously... It's creepy how close they can be sometimes... O.o) Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Her name was Aurora She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em! Oh Wow. I claim to be a PJO fan, yet I have no quotes from PJO. Why, you ask. Well, I'm too lazy to remember them all. That' is why. But rest assured, I love PJO. Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter (Taken from xXPercidiaJacksonxX's profile. I changed like one of them.) PJO facts of life: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. You shall find what you seek and make it your own. But fear for your life entombed within stone And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. One shall be lost in the land without rain. The bane of Olympus shows the trail. Campers and Hunters combined prevail. The titan's curse nust one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand. The child of Athena's final stand-- Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep. The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days; Olympus, to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the doors of death. LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash, through Hera's rage. If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member. If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy. If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound. If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that. If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry. If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them. I've pulled an Annabeth, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke. Sorta a Grover. I HATE sports. THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!) 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting? 3. Since when does Yancy have a pool? 4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned. 5. Why's Grover black? (no racism) 6. Why's it high school? 7. Where's Nancy Bobofit? 8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher? 9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher? 10. Don't they start the book at the field trip? 11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that? 12. When is Grover such a perv? 13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid? 14. Why does he have crutches? 15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it. 16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide. 17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap 18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust. 19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back. 20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr. 21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam. 22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover. 23. What happened to the Fates? 24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day? 25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet 26. When the heck did Percy turn 17? 27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*) 28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"? 29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk? 31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. 32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt. 33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover? 34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out? 35. Why does Percy still have Riptide? 36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree. 37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp? 38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around? 39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out? 40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him? 41. What happened to Argus? 42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him? 43. What about nectar and ambrosia? 44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there. 45. What about Dionysus? 46. The Minotaur horn? 47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover. 48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp? 49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged? 50. Why's everyone older than they really should be? 51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins? 52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon? 53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin. 54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth. 55. What happened to Clarisse? 56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? 57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner? 58. The sacrifices? 59. Magic goblets? 60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team. 61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids? 62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap? 63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth? 64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting? 65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites? 66. His pan pipes? 67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner? 68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy? 69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that? 70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)? 71. What happened to the Oracle? 72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest. 73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train. 74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag. 75. But first get attacked by a hellhound. 76. And since when do they go to Luke for help? 77. What happened to Thalia's pine? 78. Half Blood Hill? 79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride? 80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off? 81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy. 82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that? 83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel? 84. When did Luke give Percy a shield? 85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls? 87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus? 88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff. 89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned. 90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas? 91. Where'd that mortal come from? 92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op" 93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod? 94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned? 95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained? 96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone? 98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!! 99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos) 100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus? 101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office? 102. What about Gladiola the poodle? 103. That train ride? 104. Since when do they drive to a motel? 105. And Percy swims in a pool? 106. And they keep Medusa's head? 107. What about the Arch at St. Louis? 108. And the Chimera? 109. And the Echidna! 110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi? 111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway. 112. What about the Nereid? 113. And meeting Ares? 114. And going to the Waterland park? 115. And Aphrodite's scarf? 116. Hephaestus' trap! 117. And the Kindness International truck? 118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas? 119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things. 120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven. 121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN). 122. Or get attacked. 123. What happened to the cash cards? 124. And the taxi drive to the ocean? 125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid? 126. And REALLY getting the pearls there? 127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address? 128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign. 129. Where'd the DOA go? 130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there. 131. He doesn't burn some money. 132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas! 133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus. 134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt? 135. And has pet hellhounds? 136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief! 137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus. 139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus. 141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls. 142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too. 143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt. 144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!) 145. Grover doesn't stay back. 146. Sally's supposed to stay back. 147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . ) 148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus. 151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares. 152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke. 153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere? 154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares. 155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares. 156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares. 157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies. 158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke? 159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes. 160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp. 161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane. 162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone. 163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place. 165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head. 167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge. 168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration. 169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds. 170. They're supposed to wear laurels. 171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth". 172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture". 173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU. 174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan. 175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks. 176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead. 177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion. 178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again. 179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron. 180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke. 181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad. 182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy. 183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe) 184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home. 185. Annabeth has blonde hair. 186. Curly blonde hair. 187. And grey eyes. 188. Percy has green eyes. 189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny. 190. And have curly brown hair. 191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne. 193. And wear a floppy rasta cap. 194. With fake feet. 195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!! 196. Where's her dagger? 197. Luke's scar? 198. And his quest? 199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows? 200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow? 201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon? 202. And fight a hydra? That's book two! 203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!! 204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging?? 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: Um… Greek mythology class, probably. OR: Cabin 6(AKA: THE ATHENA CABIN!) Or Cabin 3... Or Cabin 13(Hades?) Yeah… 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: PERCY!!! AND NICO!! AND LEO!! AND WILL! And Luke and Jason. 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: Thalia, Annabeth, Zoë, Piper, Rachel, Percy, and Leo! 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: HERA. And CALYPSO. 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: Battle of the Labyrinth or The Last Olympian. But all of them are AMAAZING! 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? My Answer: Percy, Nico, Thalia, Annabeth… 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer: Athena, Poseidon, Hestia, Hades, and Artemis 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: Beg him to take me to camp and act like an annoying sibling to him! (Not to mention beg him to sign my books… And ask him why he isn’t at the Roman camp…) 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: Crap… Um… Depending on which… Nico or Percy, probably. Or make them sneak him. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Nico. He’s hot and he can shadow-travel! 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: WTF?!? (Frick.) 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? My Answer: Percabeth! 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer: Well, mention that Percy should be rescued early from the Roman camp. Mention to Zeus(Er… Jupiter) how much he fails for having Jason. Congratulate Hades and Poseidon for having epic kids, and grudgingly tell Zeus he has an awesome daughter. Then beg to see those three(okay, four) children of the Big 3. Make that 5. I wanna see Bianca too. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: Hang with the PJO gang! 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer: “With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” -Nico di Angelo; TLO 16. Favorite Percy Moment? My Answer: When he asks Annabeth for a good luck kiss! OR: DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?! 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: His quote: “With great power . . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer: ...Apollo and his sun chariot. That was interesting. 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer: SoM. Polyphemus’s bride-to-be. 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer: The “dam” snack bar. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Zoë 2. Grover 3. Rachel 4. Nico 5. Percy 6. Piper 7. Jason 8. Annabeth 9. Leo 10. Bianca 11. Silena 12. Thalia 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Piper/Silena? O.o One, they’re BOTH GIRLS(no offense to any lesbians)! Second, THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS!!!! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Nico? Hades, yeah! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Thalia got Annabeth pregnant? O.o AHHHH!!! I’M SCARRED! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Well, he’s IN it… So, yeah? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Grover/Piper? Well, ew, but at least they’re straight. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Percy/Leo or Percy/Bianca. Percy/Bianca, because I’m pretty sure that actually exists, AND they’re straight in it. So, I’m good. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Jason walked in on Grover and Thalia making out? One, he’d probably be scarred; two, he’d go tell Artemis?; three, he’d maybe beat Grover up for making out with his sister? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Rachel/Bianca? Ew! Okay: She’s the ORACLE. She’s not supposed to fall for guys, let alone a DEAD HUNTRESS. Yup, it’s official: Rachel Elizabeth Dare has lost her mind. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Zoë/Annabeth? OH GODS I HOPE NOT!!! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Jason/Thalia? Okay, I’m hoping you don’t mean COUPLE-wise! So, if not… I don’t know, I fail at titles! D: 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight? …Friends list? Okay? And Rachel/Annabeth… Gods, I HOPE not! 12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven? Silena? I dunno. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Grover/Nico/Percy? I HOPE NOT!!! 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Annabeth? Um… Let me think on this… I dunno? 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Zoë/Piper/Thalia?? Warning: You may be scarred for life. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Percy: Today. Duh. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). Zoë and Jason are in the happy relationship until Leo(O.o) runs off with Jason. Zoë, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Silena(O.o) and a brief, unhappy affair with Piper(O.o), then follows the wise advice of Percy(Percy? Wise advice? HAHAHAHAHA) and finds true love with Thalia. (Well, that explains the PERCY giving advice part.) What title would you give this fic? I would NEVER write this fic. But if I did… “What Happens When the Gods Play a Prank” 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? Jason and Annabeth? I’d figure it had something to do with the Roman camp, finding Percy, or the building of the Argo II 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? Probably be all happy excited and ask for Percy's/Camp's address. 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Annabeth and Silena in a closet… with a rubber ducky. Well, I’d squeal and beg to go to CHB, then remember that Silena DIED, and ask how she was here. 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? I would kick his furry goat butt to Olympus and back! (Not.) 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Leo and Rachel? Well, good they’re straight, but I’d be disgusted if I saw ANYONE in bed together that are above 15. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Bianca rummaging through my stuff. I would squeal, beg to go to CHB, realize she’s supposed to be DEAD, then beg to see her little brother. 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Zoë turned emo… I wouldn’t be surprised; I mean, she’s DEAD, Hercules totally took advantage of her, etc… 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? Nico gave me daisy… right now? Well, I look like crud at the moment, but I would squeal, hug him, beg to go to camp… you get the point. 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Piper stole my hairbrush? No offense, but you might need it with your choppy hair… “Dude, gimme my brush back!” 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Jason, Leo, and Nico singing Friday at 3 in the moring… Well, first, I’d think, “SHUT THE HADES UP!!” Then, I’d realize, “Oh hey, there are three hot guys out there, who know ANOTHER hot guy, who’s extremely epic! Maybe you should invite them in, get their autographs, etc.” 29.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Grover and Silena are my teachers… First, I’d ask Silena how she’s here. Second, BEG THEM TO TAKE ME TO SEE PERCY AND ANNABETH AND NICO AND JASON AND PIPER AND LEO AND THALIA AND ETC!!!! I went to a party, Mom And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didnt drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least. Now Im lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own bloods all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. Im sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put Daddys Girl on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, Id still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom Im getting really scared. These are my final moments, And Im so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say I love you, Mom So I love you and good-bye. one message: dont drink and drive! A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Post this on your profile if you hate racism(This made me laugh!) A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10.000 things, and the 4923rd thing is that Katara and Aang will end up together! If you would die for your faith. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend. Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies). you believe in GOD. If you ever wished to be able to bend If you believe that Jesus is Lord. If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world. If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally. •) .•) .•.•) .•(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?' The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.' The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.' The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.' The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?' 'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John . The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified. The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth. The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation. The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth. The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him. The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone. The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell. The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary. The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings. When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year. There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year. The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter. So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?' Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US. Prayer for the Military. Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on... Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them. Bless them and their families. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen. When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world. There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful. Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one. Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...) On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...) On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?) Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. Thephaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on! Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile. If you want more Kataang stories on Fanfiction copy this and paste it into your profile Chosen Trilogy: Captured Ch. 31 Jess's ring- Clarisse's ring- Ch. 35 Annabeth's dress- Once Upon A Time Ch. 3 Annabeth's dress(In blue)- Silena's dress- Rachel's dress- Hera's dress- Asian Complaints: 1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”. 2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?! 3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs. 4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese; they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc. 5. We are not all COMMUNISTS. 6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon. 7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy. 9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food. 10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G. 11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it. 12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t. 13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either. 14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together. 15. All Asian countries speak different languages. 16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway. 17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity? 18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths. 19. Not all Asians are short. 20. Or skinny. 21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese. 22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do. 23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats. 24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before? 25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt. 26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language 27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating. 28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice? 29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot. 30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now. 31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle. 32. People from India are Asians too. 33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird. Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it. Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you. Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition. AU- Alternate Universe OC- Original Character OOC- Out of Character Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story. CC- Constructive criticism Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly. IC- In character AN- Author's note R&R- Read & review POV- Point of view Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. This One's For The Girls If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone If your a geek scream it from the roof tops If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Zutarians are crazy copy this and paste it into your profile If you think it's stupid that some girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are NOT addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile. can you blveiee tihs? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. =) Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see. T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear the hour I first believed. Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come. T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far and Grace will lead us home. The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be as long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise then when we'd first begun. -Amazing Grace Copy & Paste This If You Believe Christianity is NOT Just A Religion It's A Relationship Let Your Lights Shine Bright For Christ Is To Return Soon Love Jesus Tears are drops of sorrow leaked from a broken heart. Forgiveness is the scent that a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it. Revenge is the prick a rose gives to the one that crushes it's brother. It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart. -Anonymous Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight Dear Friend, I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you. As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you. The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain. I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you. My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you. Your Friend, Jesus In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile πεπεισμαι γαρ οτι ουτε θανατος ουτε ζωη ουτε αγγελοι ουτε αρχαι ουτε δυναμεις ουτε ενεστωτα ουτε μελλοντα ουτε υψωμα ουτε βαθος ουτε τις κτισις ετερα δυνησεται ημας χωρισαι απο της αγαπης του θεου της εν χριστω ιησου τω κυριω ημων If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile Now I sit me down is school where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange, or green, that's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks... They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible, to quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach the crowd. It's scary here I must confess, when chaos reings the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen. If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness) 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." 10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt. 9. Picture yourself naked. 8. Buy him a dog named Jacob. 7. Paint his room pink. 6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over. 5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella." 4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him. 3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves. 2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob. 1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said. 10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black 10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward. 9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon. 8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail. 7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt. 6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing. 5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold. 4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!" 3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!" 1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday. I believe: That everyone has special gifts from God, and that we need to honor and respect everyone equally. That Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior and that He came and died on the cross to take away my sins. That we all need to pick our friends wisely, but to not shun other people away just because they don't fit the status quo. That we all need to realize the effects of what we say and do. We have no idea what is going to happen when we say something and its taken the wrong way. Please be careful of what you say and do, because the effects might end up costing more than one life, especially if you are being offensive or insulting. That in whatever we do, God is there. All the time. Just call on His name. He's there That homosexuality is wrong. 'nuff said. But I won't judge you. That's not my place. That there is too much negativity in this world. Surround yourself with positive messages. COPY AND PASTE IT YA'LL! You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth! You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Forks, I say Camp HB! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ! 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?" Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, kiki-twilighter-ever, renesmeeisme, Abigail Rosalie Black, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx. Yeah, I'm one of those weirdos that's obsessed with Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games, Gallagher Girls, Maximum Ride. Got a problem with that?!? IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. Opening Credits:Whataya Want From Me- Adam Lambert Waking Up:A Perfectly Good Heart- Taylor Swift (??) First Day At School:Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood (Very... odd) Making Your New Best Friend: Fire Burning the Dancefloor- Sean Kingston (Why is that even on there?) Falling In Love: Everytime We Touch- Cascada (Eh. Not bad) Breaking Up:Hurry Up & Save Me- Tiffany Giardina Prom: Gives You Hell-All American Rejects Graduation:The Potential Break Up Song- Aly & Aj Life's Okay:Brand New Day- Demi Lovato (Makes sense..) Death of a Close Friend:The Mess I Made- Parachute Mental Breakdown:Since You've Been Gone- Kelly Clarkson Driving:Tim McGraw- Taylor Swift (Really, why not the next one?) Flashback:Complicated- Arvil Lavigne Getting Back Together: Love Story- Taylor Swift (AW!) Wedding Scene: My Immortal- Evanescence (O.o) Birth of Child: Note to God- Charice Car Accident:Gonna Get This- Hannah Montana ft. Iyaz (Don't ask.) Final Battle: Only Hope- Mandy Moore (Aw. I wanted something epic.) Death Scene:I Wanna Know You- Hannah Montana ft. David Archuleta (Well, a bit late for that..) Funeral Song:Picture to Burn- Taylor Swift (Gee. Thanks) End Credits:Stay- Miley Cyrus (Whoa. Obessesed, much?) Deleted Scenes:Falling for You- Colbie Caillat She can't see the way your eyes will light up when you smile She never noticed how you stop and stare whenever she walks by And you can't see me wanting you the way you want her But you are everything to me And I just want to show you, she don't even know you She's never gonna love you like I want to And you just see right through me but if you only knew me We could be a beautiful miracle, unbelievable Instead of just invisible, yeah There's a fire inside of you that can't help but shine through But she's never gonna see the light, no matter what you do And all I think about is how to make you think of me And everything that we could be And I just want show you, she don't even know you She's never gonna love you like I want to And you just see right through me but if you only knew me We could be a beautiful miracle, unbelievable Instead of just invisible Like shadows in the faded light, oh, we're invisible I just wanna open your eyes and make you realize And I just want to show you, she don't even know you Baby, let me love you, let me want you You just see right through me but if you only knew me We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable Instead of just invisible, oh, yeah She can't see the way your eyes will light up when you smile -Invisible; Taylor Swift RANDOM QUOTES I STO—I MEAN BORROWED FROM MAX'S PROFILE! "Sweet mother of mutton, (hugs a box of meat) I've dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!" "How is it that I have ghost powers and you're the weird kid?" -Tucker Foley and Danny Phantom, 'Mystery Meat', Danny Phantom Danny: "Aw, man! If only I had something I could take this out on!" Box Ghost: (to a box full of paper) I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your marvelous squareness shall be mine! Danny: (transforms to ghost mode) Hello, misplaced aggression! Tucker: You've got five minutes . . . Danny: Which is four more than I need. -'One of a Kind', Danny Phantom "Dude, you are one seriously crazed up froot loop." -Danny Fenton, 'Bitter Reunions', Danny Phantom Danny: Sam, hide! Sam: No time! (tackles Danny into the bushes) Valerie: (arrives at where Danny was) No escaping me now, ghost boy! (sees Danny and Sam kissing) Danny, Sam: Aaah! Sam: Do you mind?! Valerie: Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. (Valerie flies off) Sam: That sounded like Valerie. (Looks at Danny, who's smiling like a lovesick idiot) Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you? Danny: (Nervously) No! Why, did you? (cuts to school) Tucker: Wait . . . you guys kissed? Danny, Sam: No! It was a fake-out make-out!! Tucker: But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right? -'Shades of Grey', Danny Phantom "I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere, and suddenly she's the biggest thing since MP3s. It's so . . . so- "Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubblegum is preventing true musical artists from being heard?" "I was going to say weird, but uh, okay!" -Danny Fenton and Sam Manson, 'Fanning the Flames', Danny Phantom "You do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension?" "Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina." "You know, he has a point." -Sam, Tucker Foley, and Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' "Wow. I just never realized; you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building." -Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' (Sanny fans, eat your heart out!) (meditating) "Sam . . . . Sam . . . . Sam . . . ." (hears tapping noises from window) "Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony, and I can understand everything we're saying." -Danny Fenton, 'Fanning the Flames' "If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. Something horrible that will break the spell, like Sam kissing Dash. Or worse. (throws mic to Tucker) Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing!" "Wait, you want me to sing? But you said I stink!" "Heh, I was just kidding! You rock! You rock out loud!" "You got that right!" -Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Fanning the Flames' "Now's the best time to say, "Gosh, Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult."" "I'm fourteen. I don't really care." -Mr. Lancer and Danny Fenton, 'Teacher of the Year' "You are no match for me, for I am Technus! Master of-" "Master of long winded introductions! Do you ever stop talking about yourself!?" -Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Teacher of the Year' "I don't know what's scarier; the underwear, or the fact that he carries them in his coat." -Tucker, 'Fright Night/Knight' (in Tucker's body) "Hi! I'm Tucker! Don't let the PDA and the glasses and lack of muscles fool you, I'm a stud." (comes out) "I hate when you do that." -Danny Phantom and Tucker, 'Maternal Instincts' "Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40s', might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!" -Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts' "Great. At midnight, I get my powers back, at 12:01, the belt zaps me, and at 12:02, Vlad tries to make out with my mom. Those are going to be the worst two minutes of my life." -Danny, 'Maternal Instincts' "Maddie! Daniel! You've returned to me! Ooh, and not a moment too soon." "Danny, go somewhere else while the adults talk." "Oh, sure, Mom. You and Vlad get cozy. If you need me, I'll be over there . . . barfing." -Vlad Masters, Maddie Fenton (Danny's mom), and Danny Fenton, 'Maternal Instincts' "But how do I get through the thick head of a 14 year old boy!? . . . oh darn it." (cuts to next scene where she's wearing make up and a ridiculously HIDEOUS girly outfit) -Sam, 'Memory Blank' "So, this is a photo I have of us from eighth grade. This is the same photo you have in your locker. Notice anything?" "Yeah. You broke into my locker and doctored an old photo of me. You must really like me. . . . Or you're nuts. You're not nuts, are you?" -Sam and Danny Fenton, 'Memory Blank' "That might just be the coolest girl on the planet." "Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts." -Danny and Tucker, 'Memory Blank' "Phew, what is that smell?" "This? It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley by Tucker Foley". It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it." "Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie." -Danny Fenton and Tucker, 'Doctor's Disorders' "Fenton, you're in here, too? (starts multiplying) Four. Six. Eight. Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! . . . Ahh! Run for our lives!" "Are you kidding? I have been trying to do that trick for months, that is so wrong!" -Kwan and Danny Fenton, 'Doctor's Disorders' "You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with HER." (points to Paulina) "Yeah, uh . . . I kinda doubt that." -Sam and Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders' "You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! (pauses . . . facepalms) Bert Rand, Bertrand, how did I miss that?" -Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders' (from outside the hospital) "Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet." (from inside the hospital) "Let me go!" "Still, technically not a cry for help." "HELP!!" "Well, not a cry for me." "TUCKER!!!" "Ah, dang." -Tucker and Danny, 'Doctor's Disorders' (Spectra just turned into a snot monster) "There's a "you blew it" pun somewhere, but, I'd rather not." -Danny Phantom, 'Doctor's Disorders' (snot monster Spectra is punched by Danny and Danny's arm gets covered in snot) "You know, if my life wasn't at stake, I would hurl right now." "Okay, that's it. Let's boogie!" "See, that's the kinda pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment." -Danny Phantom and Spectra, 'Doctor's Orders' "Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party, AT MY OWN HOUSE!" -Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio' "Listen up, people. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead." "Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?" "You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear." -Danny Fenton and Dash Baxter, 'Pirate Radio' "Dash, you're with me on offense. We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship." "So, I get to hit some people?" "Oh, yeah! (Dash grabs Danny's shirt) Not me!" (Lets go of Danny's shirt) "Sorry, old habits." -Danny Fenton and Dash, 'Pirate Radio' "Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here." (you could practically hear the ding from his idea) (opens the refrigerator and presses the button) "Yep, next to the ham!" Computer: Defense system activated. Also, the ham has spoiled. -Danny Fenton, 'Pirate Radio' Maddie: And while the Ecto-Skeleton can enhance your natural ability 100 fold, using it could be fatal. Jack: Which is exactly why I'll be using it. Because if the suit's killing anybody, it's gonna be me. Maddie: (knocks out Jack) You're already weak from the first time you used the suit. I'll be going in. Jazz: (knocks out Maddie) Forget it, Mom. Danny needs both of you. I'm doing this. Sam's Dad: (knocks out Jazz) I'll do it!" Sam's Mom: (knocks out Sam's Dad) I'll do it! Some woman: (knocks out Sam's Mom) I'll do it! (everyone continues knocking each other out) Danny Phantom: I thought I was gonna have to blast everybody with the ghost ray, but . . this is much more efficient. -'Reign of Terror' "I call fun Danny!" (runs out with fun Danny) "Say, you wear an awful lot of black for a superhero sidekick. Have you considered switching to bright primary colors!?" "Tucker, wait up!" -Tucker, "Superhero Danny Phantom", and Sam, 'Identity Crisis' "Dueling doppelgangers, have you lost your half of our mind!?" "Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet." -"Super Danny" and "Fun Danny", 'Identity Crisis' "Curse this infernal messy room. This looks like a job for . . . the vacuum cleaner!" -Super Danny Fenton, 'Identity Crisis' Super Danny Phantom: We have to stop him! Fun Danny Phantom: Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling. Tucker: It'll be fun? Sam: You'll get to hit stuff? Fun Danny Phantom: Sweet. -'Identity Crisis" "Danny, you okay? You look a little-" "Crazy? Don't say crazy!" "I was going to say, you look a little like you've been on a big spinning table. Why? Do you think you're crazy?" -Danny Fenton and Sam, 'Fenton Menace' Jazz: This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny's eye twitches) He needs a normal family outing; one that has nothing to do with ghosts! Danny: Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here? Ow! (To "invisible ghost") And will you stop poking me?! Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey! Sure, Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we cant work out here. Danny: (Youngblood pokes him again) Back off, punk! (Grabs an ecto-gun and starts shooting up the lab with it forcing Maddie, Jazz, and Jack to take cover behind some boxes) Maddie: I'll pack the sleeping bags. Jack: And I'll get the ghost hunting equipment! (Jazz and Maddie glare at Jack) And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean . . . uh the—the other sleeping bags! -'Fenton Menace' Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts. Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot . . . Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears . . . and a parrot. -'Fenton Menace' "You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart." -Danny Fenton, 'Fenton Menace' "More importantly, what's with you?" "I am Box Lunch! Daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!" "Um, eww." -Danny Phantom and Box Lunch, 'Ultimate Enemy' Tucker: Danny, who was that ghost you were fighting? Danny: That was Box Lunch, the daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady. Sam, Tucker: Yikes. Danny: Actually, it's more of an "eww." -'Ultimate Enemy' "My voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty. Everywhere I turn my stupid future is smacking me in the face! (gets hit in the head by the stupidly named boooo-merang) Ow!" -Danny Phantom, 'Ultimate Enemy' Danny: (opens door, not seen cause of the shadows [why doesn't that happen in real life, huh??]) Maddie: Ghost! Jack: No, it's Santa! Danny: (voice over) They're both sorta right. -'The Fright Before Christmas' "Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost attacks, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, then we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty or . . . some such nonsense." -Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons' "That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!" "No. Actually, you caught one ghost, three times. All of them me!" -Jazz and Danny Fenton, 'Secret Weapons' "Danny, are you all right?" "No, no. Here, let me save you the trouble." (Presses a button on the thermos, allowing himself to get sucked in) -Jazz and Danny Phantom, 'Secret Weapons' (in broom closet) Tucker: You want us to say something to her? Danny: I am perfectly capable of talking to my own sister. Sam: Which is why you're hiding from her in a broom closet? Danny: Am not. Jazz: (outside door) Danny? You in there? Danny: Hide me! (jumps into trash can) -'Secret Weapons' "Are you mad, child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form!?" "You upgraded to a mullet?" -Technus and Danny Phantom, 'Flirting With Disaster' Sam: He's pushing Danny and Valerie together! (Tucker starts laughing) If you're done, we have to tell Danny. Tucker: Haha, you wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he'll react to that? (cuts to Danny laughing his head off at school) Sam: Are you done yet? Danny: No. (continues laughing) Okay, now I'm done. -'Flirting with Disaster' Tucker Danny? Listen . . . Danny Not now, Tucker, I'm busy writing in your voice! Would Tucker say it like that? Tucker But . . . Sam A little more nerd, and a little less suave. -'King Tuck' (in the past, sees college kids with 80s style) Danny P: Destroy the past? And what, lose all this culture? Random person: Totally awesome outfit dude! (thumbs up) Danny: Oh great, I blend. -'Masters of All Time' "The one good thing of having scientist parents: alternate time-line—totally valid excuse." -Danny Phantom, 'Masters of All Time' (I wish that'd be a valid excuse for me . . .) "A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!" "Hey! I have totally hit puberty! (reaches in his shirt and pulls out a white hair) See that? Totally a chest hair." -Guy in White and Danny Phantom, 'Double Cross My Heart' (Sanny fans, eat your heart out) "I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up froot loop." "A froot loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A frootloop would not have been able to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet! I. AM. NOT. A. FROOT LOOP!!!" -Danny Fenton and Vlad Plasmius, 'Kindred Spirit' (After Vlad reveals his plan to clone Danny) "Oh yeah, nothing loopy about that." -Danny Fenton, 'Kindred Spirit' Danny: What do you want, Skulker? Skulker: My girlfriend says I'm a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind. Danny: Wow. Skulker: Frightened now? Danny: No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend. Skulker: Now that just plain hurts . . . -'Girls' Night Out' "How is this possible?" "You become invisible, pass through solid objects, and emit beams of energy from your hands, and you ask 'How is this possible'?" Danny Phantom and Frostbite, 'Urban Jungle' Danny: Why are there so many of your people watching us? Frostbite: Ha! It is not every moon that my people get an opportunity to see their leader train one as legendary as you, O Great One. Danny: You mean they're hoping I'll mess up, huh? Frostbite: Indeed. These people live in a frozen wasteland, they take their comedy where they can get it. -'Urban Jungle' "Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear!" (opens it, a "spooky thermos" comes out) "Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it." -Box Ghost (funniest. Ghost. EVER) and Danny Fenton, 'Boxed Up Fury' Danny, Tucker: (Start eating the sandwiches the Box Ghost threw at them) Box Ghost: Wait . . . what are you doing? Danny: Tasting our doom, and I have to tell ya, it's kinda dry. Tucker: You wouldn't happen to have any spicy mustard of doom, would ya? -'Boxed Up Fury' "Plagues, pestilence, boy bands. Whoa, this is one evil box." -Danny Phantom, 'Boxed Up Fury' "That's all you do? Put people to sleep? You sure you're not a teacher?" -Danny Phantom, 'Frightmare' (Sanny fans, have a parade!) Lovey Dovey Quotes: I'm jealous of every girl that has hugged him because for that short second, she held my entire world. Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it. Love is like playing the piano. First you learn the rules, then you play from your heart. True Love Exists.- John 3:16 I'm sorry I can't love you anymore. You've broken my heart one too many times. Go find another girl's heart to break. While Supergirl goes around saving hearts and lives, you go around breaking them. She's Broken. She believed I'm not supposed to love you. I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do. I'm sorry I can't help myself; I'm in love with you. Distance is just the test to see how far love can travel. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you to the world when you're in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you... Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. If you were a library book, I would never give you back. People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used. Guys aren't worth crying for. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry. True love waits. God is writing my love story. Love never fails. I'm just an Annabeth questing for her Percy. Yeah, I know there are plenty fish in the sea. So could you please stay away from my fish? Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you've never loved before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth. Peace, love, & Jesus. Rawr means I love you in dinosaur. Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. When you love someone, they're worth the huge fights, they're worth the million tears, sometimes the break ups, they're worth losing friends over. Because when you love someone, they're worth everything. Love is giving somebody the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces. Immature love: I need you because I love you. Mature love: I love you because I need you. I could conquer the world with one hand, while you're holding the other. To the world, you could be one person. But to one person, you could be the world. Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you still feel that you can take it. Never say you no longer love a person when you can't let go... Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Because love isn't love until you give it away. When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you. Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was a the sweetest thing that could ever be, a fantasy, a dream come true; it was the day I first met you. When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight, are just numbers. Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she hates, the one she loves, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy. You hold the key to my heart; don’t lose it. You made me believe in love. I will love you until they take my heart. You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about. I love you more than any word can say... I love you more than any action I take... I’ll be right here loving you till the end. Love like there’s no tomorrow. Your love is all I think about… Sometimes you just need that one person who will let you talk and ramble, listen to you complain and look like an idiot, but still love you all the same. Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly. When you are important to another person, that person will always find a way to make time for you. No lies, no excuses, no broken promises. It’s takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else. What is love? In math: an equation In history: a war In chemistry: a reaction In art: a heart In me: you I’m here not because I’m supposed to be here or because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world. Love is a language spoken by everyone, but understood only by the heart. Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful. “You really love him, don’t you?” A psychological question, no name was mentioned, but suddenly, someone came into your mind. Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else. The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream. You asked me what was wrong, and I smiled and said, “Nothing.” Then, I turned around and whispered, “Everything…” The first time you fall in love it changes your life forever. And no matter how hard you try, the feeling never goes away. True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending. Love is a game two can play and both can win. If you love a person, put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can end, but a circle goes on forever. True love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs began to make sense. Fate controls who walks into your life, but you decide who you let walk out, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. It takes a second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye. Don’t mind me if I get weak in the knees ‘cause you have that effect on me. I’m just a girl…who is in love with the most amazing, cutest, funniest, nicest guy in the world. Love isn’t finding someone you can live with, it’s finding someone you can’t live without. I’ve learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears and can never replace those feelings. We’re given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because, the other one was given to someone for us to find. To love is nothing, to be loved is something, to love and to be loves is everything. How can I spell s_ccess without u, or c_tie I can’t even have any f_n or any good l_ck without u, looks like I can’t s_rvive without u. You know that feeling… when you look at him and think, “Wow, I love him, but we’re just friends.” Or when he looks at her it hurts so much sometimes. When you’re in love with him, and he’s in love with her. You love everything about him, and he loves everything about her. You wasted all your 11:11 wishes on him. You kept it in for so long. No one knows how confused you are. Do you tell him or keep it in as usual? It’s confusing or complicated is your answer when someone asks you what’s wrong. When you look at them together, your eyes fill up with water. Because you love him so much, and sometimes you wish he knew. A rose without thorns is like love without heartbreak, it doesn’t make sense. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes, it’s better to leave them broke than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. He must have had a map when everyone didn’t, because he found his way into my heart when no one else could. Don’t write your names in a heart because hearts break. Write your names in a circle; they last forever. Roses are black, violets are gray, without you, my world is fading away. I’ll sit and I’ll smile as you tell me about your new girl. I hope she’s happy…She gets my entire world. And it’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life and you can’t remember how you ever lived without them. A heart breaking isn’t as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes, it can be as quiet as a feather falling. And the most painful thing is, no one really hears it, except you. When I’m with you, all my fears disappear. So, I guess if you’re wondering what my biggest fear is, it would be losing you. Cinderella walked around in a broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, tears because loves means facing your biggest fears. That’s what true love is. Always wanting the best for someone, even if that doesn’t include you. Falling love isn’t always a happily-ever-after story. Most of the time, it’s just a once-upon-a-time story. You can’t tell someone you love them and then change your mind. That’s not how it works. Once you love someone, you’ll always love them. Isn’t there a part of you that thinks of him for no reason? They’ll always been in the back of your mind. And no matter how much you love someone else, you’ll always love them too. No one falls in love by choice, it’s by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it’s by work. No one falls out of love by chance, it’s by choice. A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soulmate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush your hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he spent $8 to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. He’ll look you in your eyes, and tell you, “You’re the most beautiful girl in the world,” and for the first time in your life, you’ll believe it. Love isn’t about finding ‘the one’.—it’s about finding someone who will love you for who you are. Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don’t make her fall, if you don’t plan to catch her. If you truly loved someone, they would be worth the risk. No hesitations. No excuses. I want a person who comes into my life by accident and stays on purpose. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. It’s impossible to find someone who won’t hurt you, so go for the person worth the pain. If you love someone more than anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart. You will understand love when the time comes that you will do the right thing for him even if it will hurt you a lot. Rapunzel tells us one thing about love. Climbing the highest tower is less difficult if someone at the end gives you a reason to hold on. A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever. No one knows how it is that with one glance, a boy can break through into a girl’s heart. One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t. Love is friendship set on fire. Love can make you do things that you never thought possible. Love is a treasure we can never pay. The only way to keep it is to give it away. No one’s afraid of heights; they’re afraid of falling. No one’s afraid of swimming; they’re afraid of drowning. No one’s afraid of love; they’re afraid of rejection. Forget the risk; take the fall. If it’s what you want, it’s worth it all. Every time I try to talk to you, I feel like a prisoner who hasn’t talked in years, and I just can’t get the words out of my mouth. Perhaps, you might want to know how I feel about you Out from my heart is one simple clue Five simple words that I will always do I will forever love you... If someone's been a big part of your life, when they're gone, you can only make yourself believe you don't care for so long. Sooner or later you'll start to miss them. You want me to act like we’ve never kissed, you want me to forget; pretend we’ve never met. And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet… You walk by, and I fall to pieces. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you. I promise, someday you’ll regret losing me, and you’ll look back and say, “Damn. That girl really did love me.” Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s everything in between that makes it all worth living. I wanna be the girl that he gives his hoodie to wear and cuddles up next to when it’s cold. He’ll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around my waist, catches me off guard, and whispers, “You look beautiful.” If I had a flower for every time you made me smile or laugh, I’d have a garden to walk through forever. Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that “U” and “I” are together. It’s funny how every song she hears, every movie she watches, and every fairytale she reads only reminds her of him. You give me butterflies deep inside. Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you. It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does. You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you. Truth is... We hide because we want to be found... We walk away to see who follows... We cry to see who wipes away the tears... And we let our hearts be broken...to see who comes...and fixes them. The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn’t want to be held on to One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me. And when that day comes, I'll be waking up with the guy that already knew... Why ruin a perfectly good flower when I already know he loves me not? NOTE FROM ME: I am NOT afraid to be ruthless in my reviews. If your story's crappy, I'll tell you so, and I'll add it to my community/revolution against crappy stories. DEAL WITH IT. The ROMANS ROAD...is a pathway you can walk. It is a group of Bible verses from the book of Romans in the New Testament. If you walk down this road you will end up understanding how to be saved. Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin. We were born under the power of sin's control. - Admit that you are a sinner. Romans 6:23a "...The wages of sin is death..." Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin. But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity. The Bible teaches that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever. It is the place where people who are spiritually dead will remain. - Understand that you deserve death for your sin. Romans 6:23b "...But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Salvation is a free gift from God to you! You can't earn this gift, but you must reach out and receive it. - Ask God to forgive you and save you. Romans 5:8, "God demonstrates His own love for us, in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us!" When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin's penalty. He paid the price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life. He did all this because He loved us and gave Himself for us! - Give your life to God... His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you -- not religion, or church membership. God loves you! Romans 10:13 "Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!" - Call out to God in the name of Jesus! Romans 10:9,10 "...If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved; for with the heart man believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation." - If you know that God is knocking on your heart's door, ask Him to come into your heart. Jesus said, Revelation 3:20a "Behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him..." - Is Jesus knocking on your heart's door? Believe in Him. Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you. Open the Bible to the Gospel of John and read what God says about Jesus, about you, and about being born again. God will help you. He loves you. You need to look for a local church where God's word is preached. The Bible says that we are to desire God's word like a newborn baby desires mother's milk. Aren't you hungry to know the truth? Water baptism is one of the ways you first show that you have been joined to Jesus. This is an action, and actions will not save you. However, it is an act of obedience and a symbol of commitment. The symbolism is this: When you go down in the water you show that You have been crucified and buried with Him, And when you come up out of the water you show that you have been raised to walk with Him in newness of life. (See Romans chapter 6) You have been born again. (See John chapter 3) Your body has become God's temple. Your heart is where He lives. Forgiveness is yours in Jesus. And you belong to Him. You were sin's slave. But now... You are a child of GOD! John 1:12 "As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name!" This One's For the Girls. BE YOU (tiful) I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. The one who had braces for 2 years & 2 months and everyone now compliments on my smile. I'm the girl who people say is "so pretty" and "beautiful" yet I don't believe it. I'm the girl who's not a honors student, but gets good grades (except in math) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Christian. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the hopeless romantic. I'm the girl who dated my best guy friend for over a year (who was my first boyfriend), then he broke up with me, but we're still best friends. I'm the girl who is still in love with him and still hope that one day we'll get back together. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's into sports or the materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk. I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- Me “Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.” “This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.” Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx "Girl, you're amazing, just the way you are."- Bruno Mars “One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.” Boys are like purses; Cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced. Boys are like snuggies. They're stupid, but we all want one. "A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is a night You will wonder if hes true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, Theres nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes alot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man." To guys, girls are like video games, they go up to the next level with a girl. Then the next, then the next, and once they get bored of playing, they quit. Behind every successful man, is a woman doing all the work. God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft! Boys are like computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Boys are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Q: What makes men chase after women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase after cars they have no intention of driving. Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she hates, the one she loves, and the one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy. Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true. Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own. The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”. Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” "Love is like Tug-of-war, one jerk after another." "Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!" -Oprah HE vs. SHE HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: So, your place or mine? SHE: Both. You'll go to yours, and I'll go to mine. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. HE: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. SHE: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U togheter. HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? SHE: Yes, and that's why I never go there anymore. HE: "I know how to please a woman." SHE: "Then please leave me alone." HE: What's the fastest way to get to your heart? SHE: Plastic surgery, brainwash, and at least 6 months of work out. The Kane Chronicles Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. This pledge was written by Chick With Brains. (rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :) One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. (I sunno who wrote this... but it's sweet.) (Put this on your page if u like music) (o) HATERS= H-having A-anger T-towards E-everyone R-reaching S-success Don't be a hater! If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! " RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." "Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." "Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" "You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws." "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors, and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?" "Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream." "Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said." "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" "If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)" "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." „ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ PERCY JACKSON „øº copy and paste „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ if you love „øº„øººø„ºø„ percy jackson Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. (AWWWWW!!!! XD) No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERY, VERY Attractive!) Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Hieroglyphics are fun to read. A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Burritos are deadly projectiles. You know you're a book addict if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would) You write fanfictions about the book. (well, duh) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! ALL THE TIME) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Nah...) Everything reminds you of the book.(*rubs neck sheepishly* What?? No, course not...) You quote random lines all the time.(not really.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (No,) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YES! I PUT THEM ON LAST NIGHT!) You've got a book memorized. (Er, sorta, kinda.) You've read a book more than five times. (No.) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No. I understand that sometimes, it's necessary to kill a character) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. I wouldn't do that to Annabeth, no matter how hot Percy is!) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Sometimes.) Your idol is a character from a book. (I don't have a REAL idol, much less a fictional one!) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Insecure, in her skin, like a puppet, a girl on a string, Broke away, learn to fly, if you want her back gotta let her shine, So it looks like the joke's on you, cause the girl that you thought you knew She's so gone, away like history, She's so gone, now, you won't find her around, You can look but you won't see the girl I used to be, cause she, she's so gone, Here I am this is me, and I'm stronger than you ever thought I'd be, Are you shocked? Arn't you mad?, that your missing out on who I really am, Now it looks like the jokes on you, cause the girl that you thought you knew, She's so gone, away like history, she's so gone, now, you wont find her around, you can look but you wont see the girl I used to be cause she, she so gone away, like history, she's so gone, baby this is me... yeah... She's so gone, away like history, she's so gone, now, you wont find her around, you can look but you wont see, the girl I used to be cause she's... she's so gone-- She so gone you can look but you wont see the girl I used to be cause she's... She's so gone, she's so gone... So gone, she's so gone... gone, gone, gone -She's So Gone; Naomi Scott(Mo); Lemonade Mouth The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending ALL her money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere. When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you; you should really ask yourself: Am I too sexy? What's your element? Fire You have a short temper You often act on your emotions without thinking first You are very competitive You like to play with fire You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all You prefer warm weather over cold weather You often lose control over yourself You can be quite reckless You sometimes hurt people without realizing it People have often called you insane 7/10 Water You have a calm, laid-back personality You like to go to the beach You rarely get angry When you do get angry, you know how to control it You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a great swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. 3/10 Earth You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. 4/10 Air: You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are independent. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. 5/10 So, I’m mainly Fire. Then Earth and Air, and lastly, Water. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh) FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY, RUN!!!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me. FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile OMG!!!!!!!!! |
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