![]() Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Mythology, and Okamisan/オオカミさんと七人の仲間たち. I'm going to tell you this now, that I probably won't write any stories on here, and if I do, they will be short (most likely). I'm an American with a bajillion other cultures in her blood, I like Hetalia, HTTYD, ROTG, Black Butler (can't spell the real name it to save my live), OHSHC, Harry Potter, the Darren Shan saga, and other shows and books that totally slipped my mind...NOW IT'S TIME FOR RANDOM SHIT! 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! White man: "Colored people are not allowed here." Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the retailer hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favorite pairings on fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. crazy iz when you shout "YAY" for no apparent reason in the middle of a math's test (soo embarrassing by the way - try to resist) Crazy is when you suggest to the cool girls that they come in to school without makeup. Crazy is when you're in the middle of a crowded cyclone shelter and you run around wearing a mini-skirt and no underwear whilst proudly waving a red thong in the air...did I mention you're a 13yo guy? Crazy is what will set the world to rights. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you just want lucky to give the freaking cereal to the kids, cut and paste this on your profile. If you've read page 203 in the Battle of the Labyrinth 100000000000000 times cut and paste this on your profile. If you constantly read pages 372 through 374 in The Last Olympian post this on your profile. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when we get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's true. The voices actually do talk to me. I'm serious. Even worse, I talk back!) Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as apposed to what?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile (yups :3) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile(just give him the Trix already dang it!!) (O.o) /o o\O Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! (we have cookies) You Know You're an Author If: You talk to yourself a lot. (noooo scoff, cough,scoff of course not . . .looks around nervously . . .) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pfft . . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. dang it i did it again . . .) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Do you like coffee? cuz i like coffee. i like coffee a lot XD) After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(hahaha nooo . . . okay maybe a little . . .) You live off of sugar and caffeine.(okay this one is true . . .) You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!) Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(cries hysterically) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(pfft . . . that's never happened . . .gets critical looks from everyone around her) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the pages long thing but they are random ) When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P) You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( i don't do that!! okay maybe i do . . .) No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character coughpercycough) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(pfft . . not really. at least not yet . . .) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (so that's why my hand hurts after i play my oboe. . . just kidding :3) People think you have A.D.D.(nooo . . . oh look a cookie!!) You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(maybe a ,little . . .) You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(psshhh . . no. no i don't!! okay maybe just a few spelling mistakes that my English teacher made on a few worksheets . . .) You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .) That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. (more like 13 compared to 5, but she didn't tell us it had to be five pages!) You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time :P) You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one) Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .) And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (ONE B! OOOONEEEEEE B and everyone thinks I failed!... What???) Today I was walking and a girl comes up to me and starts speaking French. But when I responded... I replied in Spanish. I clamped my hand over my mouth, and the girl was like, "YOU DO THAT TOO?" -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory. -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. Normal is just a setting on washing machines (just keep telling yourself that…) Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! You know its the 21st Century when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. 11. Only in America do they sterilize needles before administering lethal injections. 12. Only in America can you get a dollar donated to an organization for people with diabetes if you buy a half-gallon of soda at KFC. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5 2. Are u in a rush? read number 8 3. Are u curious? read number 9 4. Look its the following...u betta read number 15 5. I havent got the guts...just read number 17 6. I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16 7. I'll tell u...but first read number 2 8. Its very simple...just read number 4 9. Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18 10. Not yet...but read number 19 11. Are u gettin tired? relax...just read number 13 12. Like i was sayin...read number 3 13. You're nearly there...read number 20 14. Just dropped by 2 say HI THERE,wassup!! heheehe! 15. Ur getting nervous..just read number 6 16. U still dont get it? just read number 12 17. Oh! im embarassed...read number 7 18. I dunno if u'll understand...just read number 10 19. You are seriously almost there! Just read number 11 20. Wooh! Going closer! Read number 14 -Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper. -If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes. -If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem. -People like you are the reason people like me hate people. -Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and tell David Blaine he's fired. Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comfortable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe." When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. This story is Amazing I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... 19 ways to win a girls heart • 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. 2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (um...Leo Valdez!) 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? (yellow 3. Your first initial? (L) 4. Your month of birth? (January) 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black 'cuz I'm cool like that) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Tiffany and Lindsey) 7. Your favorite number? (13!) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California baby! *starts singing 'California Gurls' by Katy Perry as everyone else looks at her lie she's crazy*) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Ocean...so majestically COOLIO! *tears up at the thought of the ocean's majesticness) 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wish that I'll become one of the best directors EVER...and to pass high-school with passing grades *sweatdrops*) Are you done? (YEPPERONI!) If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday I know I'm not perfect, Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. -Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D -I have more fictional boyfriends than you -Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! -One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. -"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!" -I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! -I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. -Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... -I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. -"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now. -Once you go fangirl you can never go back. (So true, so true...) -"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." -Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. -I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless -The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. -If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. (why do you think Kyo-chan is always smiling except for the times Tama-chan's in trouble?) -let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. -Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!" -I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!" -War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. -Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. -Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life. -Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you. -You and your girls might turn heads, but Me and mine, we break their necks! -Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid. One for the Girls!! 1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..." 2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. 3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Write out the names of twelve Ouran characters. You can write the same character more than once. 1. Kyoya 2. Tamaki 3. Huni 4. Mori 5. Haruhi 6. Hikaru 7. Kaoru 8. Tamaki 9. Kyoya 10. Katazowa 11.Mori 12.Huni Now answer the questions… 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Hikaru/Mori??? One. It was awkward... 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Mori? Mori's SHMEXY! But, I would never get in the way of his love for Huni :3 (because Huni would kill me) 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ummm... Tamaki would get all hormonal (as pregnant people tend to do) and Huni would be confused on how it happened...and Mori would be pissed. :3 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Kyoya is ALL over the place! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? HAHAHA...no -_-. I don't think Hikaru and Tamaki would really work because Hikaru would get bored with all his fucking whining and just kill him! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I've seen a lot of Haruhi/Renge (5/10), and I guess it works better than Haruhi/Kyoya (5/9)... Haruhi/Kyoya is kinda scary... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3 He wouldn't live very long to do anything... 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Eleven Fanfic. Wow! I'm getting a lot of plausible stuff! Okay... Mori is having a tough time because he has fallen in love with his adorable cousin who he thinks just likes him as a cousin, and Huni thins that Takashi (Mori) who likes him as a master...so sad... 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? It's all over the place...no joke... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. What To Do When You Love Someone in Your Family? (That one sucks T-T) 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One? UMMM... Mori and Kyoya??? 1) AWKWARD! 2) Death to Kyoya! EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP GETTING IN-BETWEEN HUNI AND MORI'S LOVE LIFE! 12) Which partner for Three? Huni/Mori all the way...BUT my Heto couple with Huni would be Huni/Patty from Soul Eater 13) How would you draw Eleven? With his shirt OFF. (And Huni drooling and/or plotting in the back ground) 14) Would you write Two/Four/Five? *giggles awkwardly*... no. Tamaki belongs with Kyoya, Mori with Huni, and Haruhi belongs with my OC Blash. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? When she sees all the Yaoi happening around her in the Host Club. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Tamaki? Either "I Kissed a Girl" or "California Girls" (both by Katy Perry BTW) 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? I don't even know what I came up with, it just came to me...but sadly, I can imagine this threesome, therefore tis this fanfiction was born. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? You look as pretty white rose petals falling into blood. I don't mind any pairings, Hetalia was made for Yaoi The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile. FAVORITE QUOTES!!!!!!!!: Alfred: I guess being blood-thirsty can get kinda distracting... and by that I mean bringing DEMOCRACY to the world. I guess Santa knows what he's doing... just like I do. Russia: I'm Russian. I know everything about snow. Alfred: ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! *splut* Mr. Pridham: Oh so they're IRISH gay goldfish!!!! Becky: And they speak Gay-lick teehee STORY TIME-- So basically, the last two quotes came from a GSA meeting I had at my school. (GSA is Gay-Straight Alliance and the coolest thing ever!) We were getting down to business and planning a really awesome GSA movie night, when three people suddenly come in late. (Naffy was one of them :P) And the first girl of the three is holding something in her hand and showing it around and we're all like "What is it???" And APPARENTLY she was eating some colored goldfish and she found homosexual goldfish! They were fused together in a suggestive position... awkward* And so Mr. Pridham, the teacher who oversees the GSA club, calls her over to see this, and the one comment he makes once he sees them is "Oh they're IRISH gay goldfish!" (they were both green), and we all just crack up for ten minutes straight. Once we catch our breath, Becky aka rainbow.zebra.narwhal leans over and whispers to me "I guess then they speak Gay-lick" or something to that effect, which made me crack up for another little bit, during which I got looked at weirdly. _ I love GSA Oh, and cookies to my first reviewer! MOO WITH ME!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :3 I love RENT. :D A Hetalian's Pledge FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here, and we can be from completely different countries? We're making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl (New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Pachimew (U.S.A.!), Painting Politics and Poland (USA), Madam Natalya of Awesomeness (USA/U.K), australia831 (USA), PurpleLuna98 (USA), Roderica Edelstein (UK), harrypotter.stieglitz991(USA), leajamjam (CANADA!) I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta. I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room. I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures. I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich. I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking. I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous. I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet. I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender. I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am. I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores. I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing. I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name. I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules. I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas. I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far. I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems. I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short. I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess. I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic. I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature. I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun. I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays. I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy. I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots. I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat. I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off. I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask. I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!). I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish. I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved. I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay. I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit! Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129 Raven G. Black, Roses-of-Envy, Roderica Edelstein, harrypotter.stieglitz991, leajamjam In Remembrance of Severus Snape A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap In Remembrance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts In Remembrance of Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right In Remembrance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery In Remembrance of Sirius Black The black sheep in his family he died laughing at the hands of his cousin he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life the way he did in Azkaban and on the run In Remembrance of Dobby Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin the last real Marauder who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freaking awesome werewolf In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra She deserved everything she got and more In Remembrance of Colin Creevey who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry actual first friend who lived and died SOARING From evilblackhole DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100% If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page! Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who has not, copy this and paste it in your profile. Driving drunk can kill you and every one around you. Spread the word. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. 95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Doomsday Beam, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, momoluvr123, Lovelysinner7, Aunna, BluePhantom99, harrypotter.stieglitz991, leajamjam If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN When I say..."I am a Christian", I'm not shouting "I am saved". I'm whispering "I was lost, that is why I chose this way." When I say..."I am a Christian", I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide. When I say..."I am a Christian", I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on. When I say..."I am a Christian", I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt. When I say..."I am a Christian", I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are too visible, but God believes I'm worth it. When I say..."I am a Christian", I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name. When I say..."I am a Christian", I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved. I borrowed this from harrypotter.stieglitz991, who borrowed it from FanficFemale, who borrowed it from castlelover100 who borrowed this from Alex Beckett who borrowed it from Writer 200 who borrowed it from cr8vgrl . Put it on your profile if you're not afraid to stand up for being a Christian. If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile. How to know that you're Crazy: Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty." Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly. Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along. Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?" Crazy is AWESOME!!! Crazy is when you is on Skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh. Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!" Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored. Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out. Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'. Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars. Crazy is when you receive daily threats to get put in an asylum. Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list. Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too! Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you. Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs. Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you. Crazy is when you constantly shout out non-sequitors. TORTELLINI!!!!!!! Crazy is when you like eating paper. Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game. Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke." Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a Wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing. Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you. Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or something like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened. Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself. Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list. Crazy is when you meow according to how you're feeling. (Happy meow when you're happy. Angry meow when you're angry.) Crazy is when you put an entry in this list, then go back and re-paste it onto your profile months later. Crazy is when you walk into a wall, and then say, "Excuse me ma'am" until someone points out that the wall isn't going to move out of your way. Crazy is when you yell PIE randomly Crazy is when you imagine your favourite character and you start a fight with him/her Crazy is when you're actually taking the time to read this list. Crazy is when you ell people you're fine, and then do something stupid just to contradict what you just said. Crazy is when you think of ideas to torture your friends, tell yourself not to do ANY of them...but then do them anyways.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! |
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