Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars. ~=-=~The Enchanted Cheesy Soybean~=-=~ the cheese welcomes you... Thank you for visiting. But in order to proceed you must answer some questions... you: But we're not talking... So? you: How can I answer questions if- SILENCE! you: Pssh. Well if you're going to snap at me I'm leaving. WAIT! you: (taps foot) (sighs) Alright, you don't have to answer the questions. you: Good. ...I don't know what to say... you: Why don't you start with your name? Are you joking? you: (shrug) You could very well be a serial killer. If I give you my name then you'll track me down, stalk me during everyday life, then wait until I'm all alone and POW! You'll kill me. you: ... Yeah...scared now huh? Now that I know your plan. you: But I'm not a- Sssh! Even walls have ears... you: ... Ok, I think we're safe. The trees are dead. you: What? The trees? They have ears too, you know. you: ok...sure... So, anything else? you: uh...how old are you? HA! you: right, right. uhm...give a vague idea. Alright, my age is between 1 day and 120 years. you: I didn't mean that vague... oh yeah? yeah, mr. serial killer? you: for the last time, I'm not- Alright, yeah sure. you: If you don't believe me I'm just going to leave- WAIT! you: (sigh) Alright, I'll stay, but you have to be nice. Nice? Sure, I can be nice. you: I'm thirsty. (shrugs) so? you: (snaps fingers) Go get me something to drink. Pssh. Fine. Wait! I'm not getting you a drink! This profile page is supposed to be about moi, and I'm not getting you anything! Cause I'm no'cho slave, foo! you: (evil, deep voice) Actually, yes. You are. What? you: When you were five you gave me your soul for cheese. (gasp) (points) SATAN! you: uh...no...actually. oh... you: I'm the...PIZZA DELIVERY GUY! (enter Psycho theme music and lightning) MY FEARS HAVE MANEFESTED THEMSELVES INTO FLESH! you: ok...so...are we done here? Yeah, sure. you: ok, I'm going to check out what you've written. Sure thing. Enjoy. Oh, and if you are bored...check out this site that my good friend FrostyPoop and I created: This site has a photo gallery that includes some pics that I drew in Paint that go along with my Insane World of Harry Potter story. Check it out because they're pretty good. you: What kind of a user name is FrostyPoop? Inside joke. you: ...ok... Also, for your viewing pleasure: This is a Neopets guild that is the best guild that you shall ever find. Want to know what the theme is? Why, Potter Puppet Pals of course. This guild was created by a friend and myself. you: Neopets is dead. NEOPETS IS NOT DEAD! Neopets is life... (not really) you: ... Oh! And here is a simply superb site created by thecoughadorablecough Neil: Ok, enough of my drabble. ...hmm...on second thought... you: Will you just let me get through this so I can read? No. you: Well then...I'll just have to do this! (pokes my eye) AAAAAHHHH! (runs around yelling about my poked out eye and is exiled because I have to wear an eye-patch and I grow old and don't go outside to trim the weeds until my house is overgrown with dying plants and it looks like a swamp and people say the house is haunted and lived in by a witch and children don't dare get near the house because they heard the evil ‘witch’ eats children and soon I die alone and without friends in an ugly old house in a swamp) You: ...ok... Read my stories please. or else I shall become an ugly old witch with no friends...all alone...no friends...no family...no dairy products...no artificial dairy products...no chocolate...n- oooh! A mint! (picks the mint off the floor and dies from poisoning) Evil Czechoslovakian mice who are planning world domination- HA HA! Vwee 'ave keeled ze last resistaunce! ATTAUCK! ahem...yes...read on dear friends! And may you not be attacked by evil Czechoslovakian mice. |
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