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Depressed Writer

Hi. My name is not something I'm exactly interested in divulging at the moment. I study at a school full of stuck-up, obnoxious people who think they they own the world. But not all of them are bad, some of them are actually nice. As you've probably guessed from my pen name, I tend to get really depressed often. Its not that I have issues or anything, it's just that I don't always smile. At school, everybody thinks of me as a nerd, who can laugh nonstop for the smallest things. At home, I tend to act like the real grumpy me.

There are a lot of things I like and a very long list of things I don't like. I prefer to listen to people instead of being the one who does all the talking. For that reason, somehow, I just end up being the one who listens to everybody else's problems. And I really don't mind it. People need an outlet to which they can turn to when they're stressed and want to get things off their chest. But they're really isn't anyone I can turn to when I want people to listen to me. Well, actually, there is. But I don't really tell that person much anyway. I find it's better to let people have their own contorted ideas of what I'm actually like.

The person I was talking (who I shall refer to as Z to protect the identity) about tends to get depressed very often, too. Z has many problems too but is very good at hiding them. Like me, Z can put on a happy, smiling, brave face in front of others and pretend that life isn't completely messed up. Z has really opened up to me, seeing that we're best friends and everything. I've really told Z a lot about myself too, but not everything. There is still a humongous pile of things that she doesn't know about me. And I probably don't know a lot of things about Z as well. But still, Z knows me better than anyone else on the planet.

I have a lot of interests and passions. One of them is reading. I love reading books. Sometimes, when I'm studying and I've gotten really bored, I escape into my bathroom with a book to read peacefully for a while. Unfortunately, more than often, I lose track of time and usually end up being in the bathroom for almost an hour. That's a habit that really pisses my parents off, although they don't really know what it is I'm doing in the bathroom.

I also Love chocolates. According to me, anyone who doesn't like chocolate isn't human (no offense intended).

Another thing I like is Manga and anime. I fell in love with them one fine summer vacation. I watch both shoujo and shounen genres, and sometimes seinen or josei. My favourite shoujo anime is Gakuen Alice, and the shounen one is Naruto Shippuden. If you haven't watched or read these two, then, you are definetly missing out on a lot!

I love writing a lot. it provides me with an outlet to vent out my feelings and put my whacky imagination to good use. I'm still growing and improving as a writer, and I hope that at least ten years from now on, when I turn 23, I'll be able to say with pride that I'm a fantastic writer.

I really like laughing a lot. I know it doesn't actually make sense since I'm dead depressed most of the time, but maybe it's because I don't get a chance to really laugh much often, that I like it so much. It's nice to be carefree once in a while and laugh loudly. Unfortunately, I can never seem to write stories that make other people laugh, but I love reading humour. If anyone out there wants cheering up, look below:


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children/siblings Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever needed a witty comeback to keep your social status but couldn't think of one, then two hours later you think of the perfect thing to say, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile!

If you're both insane,copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, LonerBlackCat, Depressed Writer,

,If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile. (chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, butterscotch...)

If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are tired of politicians who ruin countries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think the only torture cute anime guys/girls should have to deal with is tickle torture, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. [I need to stop doing this so often]

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Try And Read This

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on!

[Can you read this, Z?¿¿¿?]


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. [I'm gonna get you back for this someday, Z]

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days'

FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...

FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.

BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.

BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!


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