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Joined 06-11-11, id: 2982082, Profile Updated: 11-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Thor.

Hello, curious readas!! My name is Phobe and I'm addicted to Harry Potter.

Oh, man. I sound like people going through terapy! Or one of those people on T.V that are trying to make a statement, like for college of some of that crap. Damn. Though, my friends are perfectly certain I'm an escapee from a mental hospital. Scary thing is: their not that far off. Ha! Lies!

Reasons Why My Friends Think I Ecsaped from a Mental Hospital:

1- They are sure I'm crazy.
Defense: "I am not crazy. I'm friggin' insane! Get that through your head. Dang. Hey, that rhymned."

2- I've driven a car past a cop, buckle only going across my chest (I put my legs over the lap belt) in the passenger seat while going faster than the speed limit.
Defense:"Dad, what the heck! Keep your eyes on the road, there are deer you could hit."

3- I screamed "Remember the Alamo!" to Elementary kinds getting on the bus while playing soccer.
Defense: "Hey, it was the fist thing that came to mind."

4- I scream whenever I hear "Rodolph". AHHHH!
Defense: Well, erm, *defeated sigh* I got nothin'.


Now I love to hear a good cuss, even though I can't say them around people, so I came up with a new way to cuss around my more carefree gaurdian (my Dad). And because I can't say them, doesn't mean I can't write them.

8 French Cuss Words and Phrases and Which They Can Be Reffered to:

Putain (Poo-tahn)-Fuck Cannot be reffered to in sex
Merde (Mehrd)-Shit
Salope (Sa-lope)-Bitch
Pute (Poot)-Whore
Fils de Salope (Fees de Sa-lope)- Son of a Bitch
Va te Faire Foutre (Vah te Fayr Footr)-Go Fuck Yourself
Va te Faire Mettre (Vah te Fayr Meytr)-Go Screw Yourself Mostly used for being hit on.

And those are my favorite French cuss words. I mainly use these for when in traffic, frustration, when I step on something, or use them at people who piss me off.


Favorite Couples of Mine:

Harry/Hermione *sniff* so sad that they didn't get together.

Sirius/Remus SOUL MATES!

James/Lily so much hate turned into so much love.

Draco/Harry so dirty

Tom Riddle/Harry black and white, love and hate, tainted and pure. just so sexy.

Salazar/Godric slytherin and gryffindor need i say more? Ha that rhymned

Blaise/Harry sexy hot

Fem!Harry/Hermione OMG so friggin' sexy and so wrong

Fem!Harry/ Tom Riddle mmmmmmm he will taint her pureness.

Fem!Harry/Blaise they are cute or so sexy depending on the situation

Fem!Remus/Sirius wild little werewolf dominated by sexy pureblood

Fem!Sirius/Remus cocky,seducive,little pureblood woman totally owned by her ferocious,sexy,wild werewolf

Fem!Sirius/Fem!Remus so wrong but so right.

Fem!Harry/Sirius he's so much older but so full of life for her

Fem!Harry/Remus his best mates daughter has it bad for him

Fem!Harry/Tonks sooooooooooooo ho-o-o-t-t-t

Fem!Harry/Cedric quidditch will unite us all!

Can you tell I like Fem! characters alot?No? *Snorts*


1-YOUR REAL NAME- Phobe

2-YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First three letters of you name with izzle at the end-Phoizzle

3-YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:Favorite color and favorite animal- BlackWolf

4-YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Second favorite color and favorite drink- ForestGreenDr.Pepper

5-YOUR ARAB NAME: Second letter of your first name, Third letter of your last name, Any letter in your middle name, Second letter of your mother's maiden name, Third letter in you father's middle name, First letter of a sibling's name, Last letter of your mother's middle name- Hleurme

6-YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother and Father's middle name- Leanne Mitchell

7-YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and one of your pet's name's- BlackHemi

8-YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong-KiwiDriving

9-YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory- RedPegleg

10-YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and the street you live on- Grace Oregon

11-YOUR STARWARS NAME: First three letters of your last name and first two of your first name- Milph

12-YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice cream and favorite cookie- MintChocolatechipMonsterCookie


A white man walked up to a black man and said, "Colored people aren't allowed here."
And the black man stood up and said to the white man,
"When I was born, I was black,
When I started growing, I was black,
When I go to the beach, I'm still black,
When I'm very cold, I'm still black,
When I'm very scared, I'm still black,
When I'm feeling sick, I'm still black,
When I die, I'll still be black,

But you, on the other hand,

When you were born, you're pink,
When you started growing, you're white,
When you go to the beach, you turn red,
When you're very cold, you turn blue,
When you're scared, you turn yellow,
When you're feeling sick, you turn green,
Ans when you die, you'll be purple,

And you have the balls to call me a colored man."

The black man sat back down and the white guy walked away.

Lick your right foot while washing a squirrel if your against racism!


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Thoughts Among Other Things reviews
SHIELD has captured Lady Loki, and has her personal thoughtson display for the Avengers to pick at. What will become of it? Rating may go up.
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