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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Thor. Hello, curious readas!! My name is Phobe and I'm addicted to Harry Potter. Oh, man. I sound like people going through terapy! Or one of those people on T.V that are trying to make a statement, like for college of some of that crap. Damn. Though, my friends are perfectly certain I'm an escapee from a mental hospital. Scary thing is: their not that far off. Ha! Lies! Reasons Why My Friends Think I Ecsaped from a Mental Hospital: 1- They are sure I'm crazy. 2- I've driven a car past a cop, buckle only going across my chest (I put my legs over the lap belt) in the passenger seat while going faster than the speed limit. 3- I screamed "Remember the Alamo!" to Elementary kinds getting on the bus while playing soccer. 4- I scream whenever I hear "Rodolph". AHHHH! Now I love to hear a good cuss, even though I can't say them around people, so I came up with a new way to cuss around my more carefree gaurdian (my Dad). And because I can't say them, doesn't mean I can't write them. 8 French Cuss Words and Phrases and Which They Can Be Reffered to: Putain (Poo-tahn)-Fuck Cannot be reffered to in sex And those are my favorite French cuss words. I mainly use these for when in traffic, frustration, when I step on something, or use them at people who piss me off. Favorite Couples of Mine: Harry/Hermione *sniff* so sad that they didn't get together. Sirius/Remus SOUL MATES! James/Lily so much hate turned into so much love. Draco/Harry so dirty Tom Riddle/Harry black and white, love and hate, tainted and pure. just so sexy. Salazar/Godric slytherin and gryffindor need i say more? Ha that rhymned Blaise/Harry sexy hot Fem!Harry/Hermione OMG so friggin' sexy and so wrong Fem!Harry/ Tom Riddle mmmmmmm he will taint her pureness. Fem!Harry/Blaise they are cute or so sexy depending on the situation Fem!Remus/Sirius wild little werewolf dominated by sexy pureblood Fem!Sirius/Remus cocky,seducive,little pureblood woman totally owned by her ferocious,sexy,wild werewolf Fem!Sirius/Fem!Remus so wrong but so right. Fem!Harry/Sirius he's so much older but so full of life for her Fem!Harry/Remus his best mates daughter has it bad for him Fem!Harry/Tonks sooooooooooooo ho-o-o-t-t-t Fem!Harry/Cedric quidditch will unite us all! Can you tell I like Fem! characters alot?No? *Snorts* 1-YOUR REAL NAME- Phobe 2-YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First three letters of you name with izzle at the end-Phoizzle 3-YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:Favorite color and favorite animal- BlackWolf 4-YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Second favorite color and favorite drink- ForestGreenDr.Pepper 5-YOUR ARAB NAME: Second letter of your first name, Third letter of your last name, Any letter in your middle name, Second letter of your mother's maiden name, Third letter in you father's middle name, First letter of a sibling's name, Last letter of your mother's middle name- Hleurme 6-YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother and Father's middle name- Leanne Mitchell 7-YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and one of your pet's name's- BlackHemi 8-YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong-KiwiDriving 9-YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory- RedPegleg 10-YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and the street you live on- Grace Oregon 11-YOUR STARWARS NAME: First three letters of your last name and first two of your first name- Milph 12-YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice cream and favorite cookie- MintChocolatechipMonsterCookie A white man walked up to a black man and said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." But you, on the other hand, When you were born, you're pink, And you have the balls to call me a colored man." The black man sat back down and the white guy walked away. Lick your right foot while washing a squirrel if your against racism! |
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