![]() Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, and Lord of the Rings. Sup people! Some of you may know me from Total Random Warrior cats (1 and 2 and 3). My avatar is of MAH KITTEH! IMPORTANT: I have a bad habit of going on VERY long hiatuses...(is that the correct plural form of hiatus?) This has happened twice; school ends, I start writing again. School starts, I stop writing. PLEASE don't bug me about this. I frequently, almost daily get inspired during spanish class, however by 7th period my brain is mush. I think about FF all the time and I really need to type more, I know this and I feel bad about keeping all of you waiting! Especially those who like Hollystar's Revenge. I don't know why it's so popular but hay, I'm happy! Writing soon-ish, SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE, King of Guns, SIR TANK, and the CotFNGN! Ongoing Stories: Hiatus-ed Stories: Hollystar's Revenge--The Legend of the Starcrushers Finished Stories: Extinguished Name: You are at my profile... and you can't figure out my name...huhh. IDIOT! Age: why do you care? You sick...sicko... . Brother(s): he does not wish for me to put his name up, so his name will be RAINBOW DASH. Looks: LIKE A BOSS! Favorite food: i could debate this for eternity Address: 12345 Occupation: call me bob, bob the builder. just joking, I'm a english super spy Gender: Currently human male, but if my experiment succeeds, i will become a manticore Favorite Website: Guess. if you can't figure it out, YOU ARE A STOOPID Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Gaming, Minecrafting (I admit it, i like minecraft, i have succumbed to all that is evil and unholy. it is still a good game), other stuff i am too busy to think of at the moment. Current location: I am typing this... it's okay, take it slow, you'll figure it... NO YOU WON"T IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT I WILL USE MY SUPER MURDERFICATION POWERS UPON YOU SO DIEEE! What I am thinking about right now: who says i think? Favorite song: anything by John Williams Favorite villain: Dr.Evil Favorite movie(s): Starwars saga, Harry Potter saga, others... Favorite meme: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Favorite book(s): Warriors, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Alcatraz v.s. The Evil Librarians (If you want to laugh, read these they are by Brandon Sanderson) Elantris, too many to name. FEATURED:
Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE, Corration, OwlCookies XD, NatureBoy3, Fried Killer96, Quintain, Abellire, Spotty1006(Who has sadly left FanFiction, she was one of my old favorites...), NOW, my followers, I have some rules: 1.you must call me SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE, i will not except my name unless it is in caps. that's about it for rules. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327,Dappleflower, Sandpool124Cinderstar377, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH,Sir Phineas Jay Cat Esquire, IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST AND BOLD THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH,Sir Phineas Jay Cat Esquire, If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know on that list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath,Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Sir Phineas Jay Cat Esquire, If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list, and bold the people you know: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Whitelily, Darkstorm, Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower ,Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the people you know: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like pokemon and are a total pokemon nerd copy and paste this onto your profile.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Firestar 2. Jayfeather 3. Crookedstar 4. Bluestar 5. Greystripe 6. Lionblaze 7. Rowanclaw 8. Skywatcher 9. Crookedstar 10. Sandstorm 11. Cinderheart 12. Yellowfang 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Lionblaze x Cinderheart? Yes, about a billion times, one of my favorite pairings. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Bluestar? No...just no... in fact, she is insane... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? SKYWATCHER x YELLOWFANG!?!?! 1. They've never met 2. It has to be the other way around 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Crookedstar? no. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lionblaze x Jayfeather? holy crap no 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Greystripe would do both and be like "hell yeah!" 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? He/she would walk away. Rowanclaw may be weird but WTF Jayfeather and Yellowfang? Just no. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Crookedstar x Sandstorm?Wanna read something weird? well try this on for size! 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Firestar x Skywatcher? no...That doesn't even make sense...wow... 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. The sad truth Yellowfang x Rowanclaw 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three? probably no. i doubt there even are fics about crookedstar. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? None of my friends even have a deviant art or even draw for that matter. And none of them even go to fanfiction, so, I'm sorry Cinderheart 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Jayfeather x Greystripe x Bluestar? that is the most messed up thing ever. no. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I don't write song-fics. not even about skywatcher, i doubt there are even fanfics about him at all. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Firestar x Lionblaze x Yellowfang. Rated R for retarded 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Which shoe goes on first? Depends which shoe i grab first Ever throw a shoe at someone? no... if i wasn't going to get in trouble...many people i know would be covered in shoes Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl Favorite ice cream? caramel sea salt...mitchels ice cream... How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? 4 Do you cook? no. I BAKE! Current mood? bored ABOUT YOU What time is it? 3:41 pm What is your name? we already went over this What do you want to do? whatever i feel like doing Where do you want to live? I don't know... in a poke-ball How many kids do you want to have? 2 Do you want to get married? Yes Have you done drugs? No. *hides meth lab* What do you like on your pizza? Peperoni, sausage and MUSHROOMS!!! I LOVE MUSHROOMS!!! Can you cross your eyes? yes Do you make your bed daily? yes IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU Kissed someone? no Sang? no Been hugged? no Felt dumb? no Missed someone? Yes. My great aunt recently died. Danced crazy? ...maybe Gotten your hair cut? THANK GOD NO! Cried? no Been kissed? no STUFF Have you been searched by the cops? No. Do you have a dog? We call him...dog (Not actually his name) The last time you've been sledding? December Do you consider yourself creative? yes Do you have friends on FF.net? no one i actually know, and yes, lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH for one/2. Quintain and some others (luckeykit11, AnimeKitten) Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? no Where are you? sitting in front of the computer in the living room, like that isn't obvious. Look up, then look back, what do you see? the ceiling What are you listening to right now? too cute. that show with all the cats and dogs and pets and stuff. Last thing you ate? Meatloaf sandwich with BARBECUE SAUCE! Last thing you thought? "barbecue sauce" You have a million dollars, what do you do? Some to charity, some to my family, the rest on vacation, legos (I have a 4000 piece set!), other stuff i can't think of at the moment. EVEN BETTER NEW COMPUTER!!! What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, but the last thing i drank was coffee ( There should be a living piece of bacon that is covered in chocolate that is used to stick chocolate filled bacon to the living piece of bacon. It will also have wings and be able to fly! AND SAY MEOW!!!!!!! If the world ends this year, it will not be by meteors, or a volcano, or a nuclear war, or terrorists, or an earthquake, BUT, it will be by CANNIBAL MEXICAN VAMPIRE PONIES CALLED PEDRO! AS IN PEDRO BEAR! actually, i've heard that people think it will be aliens. System.out.println("Hello World!"); |
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