SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE
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Joined 04-22-12, id: 3945731, Profile Updated: 05-19-14
Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, and Lord of the Rings.

Sup people! Some of you may know me from Total Random Warrior cats (1 and 2 and 3). My avatar is of MAH KITTEH!

IMPORTANT: I have a bad habit of going on VERY long hiatuses...(is that the correct plural form of hiatus?) This has happened twice; school ends, I start writing again. School starts, I stop writing. PLEASE don't bug me about this. I frequently, almost daily get inspired during spanish class, however by 7th period my brain is mush. I think about FF all the time and I really need to type more, I know this and I feel bad about keeping all of you waiting! Especially those who like Hollystar's Revenge. I don't know why it's so popular but hay, I'm happy! Writing soon-ish, SIR PHINEAS JAY CAT ESQUIRE, King of Guns, SIR TANK, and the CotFNGN!

Ongoing Stories:

Hiatus-ed Stories: Hollystar's Revenge--The Legend of the Starcrushers

Finished Stories: Extinguished

Name: You are at my profile... and you can't figure out my name...huhh. IDIOT!

Age: why do you care? You sick...sicko... .

Brother(s): he does not wish for me to put his name up, so his name will be RAINBOW DASH.

Looks: LIKE A BOSS!

Favorite food: i could debate this for eternity

Address: 12345

Occupation: call me bob, bob the builder. just joking, I'm a english super spy

Gender: Currently human male, but if my experiment succeeds, i will become a manticore

Favorite Website: Guess. if you can't figure it out, YOU ARE A STOOPID

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Gaming, Minecrafting (I admit it, i like minecraft, i have succumbed to all that is evil and unholy. it is still a good game), other stuff i am too busy to think of at the moment.

Current location: I am typing this... it's okay, take it slow, you'll figure it... NO YOU WON"T IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT I WILL USE MY SUPER MURDERFICATION POWERS UPON YOU SO DIEEE!

What I am thinking about right now: who says i think?

Favorite song: anything by John Williams

Favorite villain: Dr.Evil

Favorite movie(s): Starwars saga, Harry Potter saga, others...

Favorite meme: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Favorite book(s): Warriors, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Alcatraz v.s. The Evil Librarians (If you want to laugh, read these they are by Brandon Sanderson) Elantris, too many to name.

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that's about it for rules.

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If you have five apples in one hand and eight apples in the other, what do you have? BIG hands!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Firestar

2. Jayfeather

3. Crookedstar

4. Bluestar

5. Greystripe

6. Lionblaze

7. Rowanclaw

8. Skywatcher

9. Crookedstar

10. Sandstorm

11. Cinderheart

12. Yellowfang

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lionblaze x Cinderheart? Yes, about a billion times, one of my favorite pairings.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Bluestar? No...just no... in fact, she is insane...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

SKYWATCHER x YELLOWFANG!?!?!

1. They've never met

2. It has to be the other way around

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Crookedstar? no.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lionblaze x Jayfeather? holy crap no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Greystripe would do both and be like "hell yeah!"

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

He/she would walk away. Rowanclaw may be weird but WTF Jayfeather and Yellowfang? Just no.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Crookedstar x Sandstorm?Wanna read something weird? well try this on for size!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Firestar x Skywatcher? no...That doesn't even make sense...wow...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The sad truth Yellowfang x Rowanclaw

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

probably no. i doubt there even are fics about crookedstar.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

None of my friends even have a deviant art or even draw for that matter. And none of them even go to fanfiction, so, I'm sorry Cinderheart

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Jayfeather x Greystripe x Bluestar? that is the most messed up thing ever. no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't write song-fics. not even about skywatcher, i doubt there are even fanfics about him at all.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Firestar x Lionblaze x Yellowfang. Rated R for retarded

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


Never.

Which shoe goes on first? Depends which shoe i grab first

Ever throw a shoe at someone? no... if i wasn't going to get in trouble...many people i know would be covered in shoes

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

Favorite ice cream? caramel sea salt...mitchels ice cream...

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? 4

Do you cook? no. I BAKE!

Current mood? bored

ABOUT YOU

What time is it? 3:41 pm

What is your name? we already went over this

What do you want to do? whatever i feel like doing

Where do you want to live? I don't know... in a poke-ball

How many kids do you want to have? 2

Do you want to get married? Yes

Have you done drugs? No. *hides meth lab*

What do you like on your pizza? Peperoni, sausage and MUSHROOMS!!! I LOVE MUSHROOMS!!!

Can you cross your eyes? yes

Do you make your bed daily? yes

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU

Kissed someone? no

Sang? no

Been hugged? no

Felt dumb? no

Missed someone? Yes. My great aunt recently died.

Danced crazy? ...maybe

Gotten your hair cut? THANK GOD NO!

Cried? no

Been kissed? no

STUFF

Have you been searched by the cops? No.

Do you have a dog? We call him...dog (Not actually his name)

The last time you've been sledding? December

Do you consider yourself creative? yes

Do you have friends on FF.net? no one i actually know, and yes, lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH for one/2. Quintain and some others (luckeykit11, AnimeKitten)

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? no

Where are you? sitting in front of the computer in the living room, like that isn't obvious.

Look up, then look back, what do you see? the ceiling

What are you listening to right now? too cute. that show with all the cats and dogs and pets and stuff.

Last thing you ate? Meatloaf sandwich with BARBECUE SAUCE!

Last thing you thought? "barbecue sauce"

You have a million dollars, what do you do? Some to charity, some to my family, the rest on vacation, legos (I have a 4000 piece set!), other stuff i can't think of at the moment. EVEN BETTER NEW COMPUTER!!!

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, but the last thing i drank was coffee (

There should be a living piece of bacon that is covered in chocolate that is used to stick chocolate filled bacon to the living piece of bacon. It will also have wings and be able to fly! AND SAY MEOW!!!!!!!

If the world ends this year, it will not be by meteors, or a volcano, or a nuclear war, or terrorists, or an earthquake,

BUT, it will be by CANNIBAL MEXICAN VAMPIRE PONIES CALLED PEDRO! AS IN PEDRO BEAR! actually, i've heard that people think it will be aliens.

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When Firestar Ate Someone by redstar-leader-of-thunderclan reviews
One day, Firestar decided to eat someone... this leads to a very hard habit to break. Firestar has turned cannibalistic. Will it drive him mad or will he eventually eat everyone? This story is complete, after 7 years.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Firestar - Complete
Call of the Jungle by Corration reviews
Following the events of "Instincts of the Jungle", a decision is made to give up the luxury life in Rio to move back to the jungle. Blu is unsure with this transaction, but it is his daughter that he becomes worried about, forgetting about the dangers of the jungle.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,050 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Rio: The Series by Corration reviews
The first chapter introduces the series. Could change rating on depending where it goes. Always read the Intro, because it lists the table of contents. Will continue from time to time.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,208 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011
I hate writing by AnimeKitten47 reviews
Rated for fighting. Discontinued because I hate it to death, someone else can write the rest if they want. (I own nothing. Nothing!) Ending is being written to satisfy whoever liked this and wants it to be "completed".
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - OC - Complete
Fixed by Abellire reviews
A new thought, a new place, and a new path. On a very long hiatus, I've kind of lost interest in Warriors. Message me if you have any questions.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,104 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jayfeather, Briarlight
The Lost World by Quintain Apprentince of Alduin reviews
It has been four years since the disaster at Jurassic Park. The park and its Dinosaurs destroyed and the island permantely closed to the public. But there are rumors something has survived... Sequel to Queen's Blade: Project Raptor
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Eilin
Lovebirds: Rewrite by 4The Spade-Heart reviews
He loves her, but he's not sure if she feels the same. The truth is, she does, turning their short friendship into a loving relationship. No problems there. As the title says, this is a rewrite of the original one, hopefully with better grammar and all. ON HIATUS!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Blu, Jewel
Omen of the Stars: The Final Battle by Quintain Apprentince of Alduin reviews
This is just "The Last Hope"... but with a twist... a prehistoric twist. I am also writing this in the Warriors-format.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Jayfeather, Dovewing
Truesilver by DeltheDreamer reviews
Two young cats, each facing their own destinies. Is there still a chance for love to blossom? Shared with author Graceful Fox. R&R please!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
As the Moon Shines by DeltheDreamer reviews
ShadowClan's deputy finds an abandoned kit on their territory. The kit is taken in, and all things about her strange past hushed up. But when an ominous threat from a rival Clan arouses, will this kit rise to take her destiny? Or will Fire burn her down? Rated T for violence. R&R,please!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012
Crumbling by DeltheDreamer reviews
BreezeClan is strong, it always has been. It was the most feared Clan in the forest, with noble warriors and determined leaders. But when their leader, Leafstar, begins doubting her warriors and StarClan, the Clan is led into trouble. Will a cat rise to take BreezeClan's destiny in it's paws, or will the strongest Clan fall to a failing mind? Collab with xKatharosx R&R, please!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013
Kiss it All Better (One-shot) by PeppermisTxJayfeatheR reviews
What if Briarlight suddenly died from a chest infection? In her last moments, would she find the courage to tell Jayfeather how she feels? How she always felt? Rated T for minor kissing, and just in case. R&R please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Briarlight, Jayfeather - Complete
Queen's Blade: Project Raptor by Quintain Apprentince of Alduin reviews
Its the Story of Jurassic Park played by Characters from Queen's Blade. Note: I could not find anyone for Alan Grant so he Plays himself. The sequel is up!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,174 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
No Name by Corration reviews
This is a story with the cooperation of Friend Killer96. It was his concept from one of his stories that let me expand it. I would like to thank him for his permission. Jewel is a lonely bird that doubts she could ever find anyone of her kind until one night in the club. But she does, for one night. The only problem is that is anyone going to believe her?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,469 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Jewel - Complete
What Hurts the Most by thefrostedrose reviews
::Because she is the savior of the humani, and he is Death, and that is all they could ever be:: Enchantress spoilers! Virginia/Marethyu post-series
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Virginia D., Marethyu - Complete
Warriors: Daring for Amusement II by Spotty1006 reviews
Daring for Amusement is back, with some very slight changes. As always, send in your dares, because insert host here would love to torture someone! Working on last chapter, please don't send in more dares.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Pinefrost, Jake
Warrior Cat Emails by Fernpaw reviews
This is what I think it would be like if the Warrior cats suddenly got email addresses! I'm working on adding some humor into it, but I may need sugestions...Now adding NP characters and everything is written in chatroom format! R&R pls!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006
It wasn't fair: Hollykit's story by FrostFire15 reviews
ONESHOT. Hollykit is the daughter of Ferncloud and Dustpelt, sister of Larchkit and Birchkit. She died of hunger in the New Prophecy, and went to StarClan. This is what happened there.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Warrior Cat Emails by DarkShine07 reviews
This is what I think it would be like if the Warrior cats suddenly got email addresses! I'm working on adding some humor into it, but I may need sugestions...Now adding NP characters and everything is written in chatroom format! R&R pls!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
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Hollystar's Revenge reviews
Hollyleaf is back and wants revenge! I don't know how to make an action packed summary so here this is! Natureboy3 has the original, and this is my remake of it. This is the end. The last chapter is the best part. LOOK OUT FOR THE REDUX!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
The loss of Arda
I actually wrote this for English class extra credit. Just a short "poem" about what happened in the Forth age of Middle-Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 6/5/2014
The Legend of the Starcrushers reviews
My second story. This won't be even close to as gory as Hollystar's Revenge. Anyway...we have a amazing adventure before the times of Pinestar, all characters are OC's. New chappies coming soon!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Extinguished reviews
My impression of what happened at the end of the last hope, i know it isn't exactly what happened but, eh, it seemed good.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Firestar, Sandstorm - Complete
Warriors Trololol Puzzle thingiepoo reviews
I. AM. EVILLLL. You have to translate this midget sized story! The translation code is A-D. If you PM me the correct translation you get featured. If you post it in the comments...YOU WILL BURN! SQUID RANDOM END
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Firestar - Complete
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