Earless Toothless Vagabond
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Joined 12-31-12, id: 4450643, Profile Updated: 09-27-16
Author has written 2 stories for Warrior, 2011, and Hobbit.

For the people that critique my sentence structuring and paragraphing- let me apologize firsthand. I made it halfway through the seventh grade, dropped out of school because I was getting bullied by a group of kids that stopped at nothing to torture me. They cracked my ribs, broke my glasses, stole my shoes, and at one point I was even hospitalized for internal bleeding. This was in 1989, before schoolboards gave a damn about bullies, and all they cared about was attendance. My mother wanted to homeschool me, but being a single mother with four kids and working 90 hours a week she could not afford $600 a semester. Why am I telling you all this, you may ask? Well, I just wanted you to know I am completely self-taught, and any deficiencies you may notice are due to a lack of proper schooling. My older brother studied and is now a sociology professor at UCLA, and thanks to him I had access to plenty of college material, otherwise I wouldn't know the things I do. I just wanted you to know why my story suffers from lack of paragraphing and sentence structure.

Also this is very late, but I want to thank you all for reading/reviewing/following...you have supported me in ways you could never imagine- this is a work of love, frustration and catharsis. The story will end one day-when Tommy finally finds peace, then maybe I will too. Find me on Tumblr- earlesstoothlessvagabond - we have a lot to talk about ;) Thank you again XOXO

Also I would like to add that I am also on AO3, and since I copy and paste, it generally turns out better, and all my sentence/paragraph issues do not seem to exist there.

I can't respond to reviews for some silly reason, so I just want to thank you all again, very very much! HUGS AND KISSES!!!

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To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Tommy & Jack by ColdSideOfTheWorld reviews
Tommy Conlon's life after Sparta and his prison time. (I dont own Warrior or the character Tommy Conlon, the only thing I own are the ideas around Jacqueline (Jack) Hart and some new names in the story)
Warrior, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Tommy C., Brendan C.
A Star-Shaped Cloud by Bizerko-Kittykins reviews
Lie Low at Lupin's. "Sirius, in addition to the nest of books...had parchment and quills thrown around the bedroom window. ...He was idly flipping a page back and forth, obviously thinking rather than reading. He had ink on his fingertips and smudged across one sharp cheekbone. I smiled and stepped more noticeably into the room." Written for the RS Games 2015 Team Moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2016
When Fate Smiles by Fragile Dream reviews
In the wake of Bane's revolution, Kate Lowry is one of many citizens struggling to survive in war-torn Gotham. When she unexpectedly comes face to face with the masked man, the course of her life will be forever altered. Bane/OC, set during and post-TDKR. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 354,575 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bane, OC, Barsad - Complete
The Client by sarah7170 reviews
A working girl with specialised talents meet her biggest and baddest client yet, but public image can be deceiving - Bane/OC - definately NSFW and shameless smut but with a bit of mushiness as well. This is my very first attempt at any writing ever so please review.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,770 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Bane
The Sweetest Peach by fifflesgiggles reviews
After losing her father and her farm, Eleanor Whitford, best known as Ellie, goes looking for help from the Bondurant brothers. They will save her in more ways than one. Forrest/OC, rated M for about everything under the sun : violence, rape, lustiness, language, loss of child.
Lawless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,301 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Forrest, OC - Complete
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CAEL reviews
Found in the woods, a half-elf is healing in the Halls of the Woodland Realm. She has severe amnesia, she intermittently breaks out in a strange tongue, she is tattooed in Cirth, and King Thranduil is not very sympathetic to her plight. This takes place sometime between the Battle of the Five Armies and the War of the Ring.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Gandalf, Galadriel, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
A Slight Misunderstanding reviews
Lena didn't realize she had grown up and lived so close to the legend. Until now.
Warrior, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 253,708 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tommy C.