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Beyoncé Scores a Three-Pointer by JettaBot reviews
After 4x07, David and Patrick decide a little more (diva and sports-based) communication is in order.
Schitt's Creek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2018 - David R., OC
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
When To Stop Looking by sometimeswelose reviews
I imagine this would occur sometime around the beginning of COA. Magnus\Alec are characters from The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. No affiliation. Just fanfiction. M for suggestiveness...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Blankets by ivyflightislistening reviews
One-shot: Alec has been "gallivanting off at all hours of the night armed only with a few weapons and facing all sorts of demons" for the past three days. Magnus has been worried, until Alec shows up at his door. It's tough loving a Shadowhunter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Boy and His Warlock by Princess of Thieves reviews
Shots of Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane throughout their relationship. Malec, themes borrowed from the 15pairings community on LJ.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Walk by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Thicker Than Blood by CorvetteClaire reviews
It is Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Voldemort has returned to full power. The Death Eaters assault the castle and lay siege to it, injuring Draco and trapping the students inside. Chaos and much angst ensue. Eventual Harry/Draco slash (be warned!).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,064 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete