![]() Hiya! *waves crazily* I'm sure you're all wondering who I am. Well guess what? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. HA! *awkward silence ensues* Just kidding. . . Are we gonna do this the normal way or the Alcoholics Unanimous way? . . .Don't answer that. Things you should know about me. . .My name is Maria. Not Mary, Mariah, or Lafanda Laquisha. . . I'm also fifteen years old, and live in the fabulous United States. I'm in ninth grade and one of those kids at school who everyone stays away from. Woah, we got a badass here! It's because I'm, per se. . unique. I can get really hyper, I'm bubbly, and quirky, if you will. I love to act (Theatre class, bitch!), write, and just be myself around friends. Oh, by the way check out Hook'sNewsieAngel. That's my bestie, Teague. *big grin* My favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Miss May I, Misfits, White Stripes, Mindless Self Indulgence, LeATHERMOUTH. I enjoy the horror genre and anything slightly creepy, my favorite colour is purple, and I am obsessed with bats. I like to read a lot- Les Miserable, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Redwall are some favourites. And as you can see from my choice of website, I enjoy writing. I am four foot seven. *ignores muffled laughter* Yeah, yeah yeah, I get harassed about that a lot. Kids at school assume I'm prolly in sixth grade or lower. Even though I attend a High School. Whatever. I love to swim, run track, and fail miserably at drawing. Seriously, I suck. I am also bisexual. So for all you homophobics out there, I suggest you exit out of this page. What else? . . . Oh! I really do like Johnny Depp. He is a good (not to mention hot) actor. And I love pretty much anything by Tim Burton. Well, I guess that's it. Unless you want to sit and hear me rant about how much I love My Chemical Romance. *waits* Okay, I can't help it. Frank Iero is my favourite. Oh, and I also named my betta fish after Mikey. Ooh, and I went to one of their concerts! BEST DAY OF MY EXISTENCE. My favourite song of their's is To The End. Especially because Gerard screamo-screams in it. Ohhh, If I was a guy I'd totally have a. . you know. Hey, you wanna hear a joke?! A guy walks into a bar, and says "Ouch." Geddit? . . *laughs* |