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Pale Skin and Onyx Eyes by ships-and-saints reviews
Set after Empire of Storms, Elide Lochan and Lorcan Salvaterre are traveling with Rowan and Gavriel in search of Queen Aelin. Will Elide ever be able to forgive Lorcan for betraying her and her Queen? Where will they go next? [Elide x Lorcan][Work In Progress][M for Language/Sexual Content]
Throne of Glass series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Rowan W., Gavriel, Lorcan, Elide L.
With Or Without You by xXKiwiCullenXx reviews
Edward is a sexy Bar Tender with a secret that makes him run at the first sign of trouble. Bella has a sarcastically smart mouth that both infuriates and intrigues him. *2011 Summertime Avant Garde Award Winner for Best Realistic Lemon!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,105 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7660 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 4,475 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,842 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,680 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Onscreen Chemistry by winterhorses reviews
Bella, America's young sweetheart on screen, is starring in her first R-rated film. Her co-star is Edward Cullen, Hollywood's reputed playboy, and he won't give her the time of day. Will they fizzle onscreen as Bella attempts to turn up the heat in her first erotic scene, or can she cause a reaction powerful enough to burn through his arrogant, impassive facade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 157,234 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Traffic Jam by vampbytes reviews
Bella gets a little hot on the evening commute. A police officer heats things up even further. Rated M for very mature. Graphic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Thing Of Ours by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
This is a story of a tough as nails, Bella, who can bring a mob boss, Edward, to his knees, but in all the right ways. What happens when these two strong personalities collide in more than one way? Content edited version will post on ffn, non-content edited versions will post on twcs and ficpad. AH/Rated M, completely out of character.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,260 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Investing in Love by AngelSandusky reviews
What happens when multi-billionaire, SpyTech CEO Edward Cullen meets waitress and modern dancer Bella Swan? When Edward proposes an unconventional business deal to Bella, will it lead to an investment of the heart, or will someone from Bella's past cause a meteor shower of complications? Will the planets ever align for these two? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 129,766 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meeting Her Needs by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Some so called friends invite Bella out for her birthday, and send her to a BDSM club as a prank. What happens when the owner of the club sees her? Will he be able to set aside his Dom nature? Will she ever believe she deserves to have her needs met? Will he be able to set aside his wants and desires to meet those needs, or will she find her true desire is to submit to him? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 215,781 - Reviews: 4414 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6743 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 9,506 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Problems in Paradise by laura-maeve reviews
Second book in the Ever After Trilogy. Now that Nessie and Jake are furthering their relationship, the stakes are higher than ever as Caden joins the pack and a new baby joins the family. Nessie is obsessed with the wedding and new goddaughter while Jacob is trying desperately to make up for and not repeating his mistakes months ago. But as danger returns, can love be their savior?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 244,368 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Wolf Kind of Girl by Wolflvr85 reviews
This fanfic occurs many years after Breaking Dawn. Staying true to the characters S.M. created-love, life, and violence steam up this story. Read along as Renesmee Cullen realizes her new feelings for Jacob Black and their journey and trials through love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,959 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4766 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine (Revised) by taylansmommy reviews
This is a Jacob and Nessie story. I previously published this a few years ago, but I am going back and editing and expanding on it in hopes to continue with a sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4092 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troubles with Fairy Tales by laura-maeve reviews
First book in the Ever After Trilogy. Nessie Cullen is all grown up, and noticing Jacob. It's been nine years since her birth, and she's now a beautiful young woman. Alpha male, Jacob Black can sense her maturity and knows that it's time to tell her about imprinting. When a new threat to the Cullens and pack surfaces, can Jacob juggle both "the talk" and protecting his territory?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,967 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Underneath by CorI lynn Oakensheild
LEMON! My Notebook story! Simple fluffy stuff when your in a mood. Rated M for a reason! Tell me if i should turn it into something, or at least tell me what you think.
Notebook - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Enslavement by Jimmy BZ reviews
This is a OOC MA story. It includes the following adult themes: Masturbation, Toys, Male/ Teen Female, BDSM, Male Domination, Older Female, Gang Bang, Prostitution, Blowjob, Reluctance/Humiliation, Anal etc Dont be hatin ya read the summary its a warning, no flames unless your a faggot
Jessie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Jessie P., Luke R.
The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
My Sister and my Girlfriend by Nidoran Duran reviews
Hermione proposes some blindfolding, but Ron finds that he's in for a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indulgence: Remember When This Was Fun Contest by mskathy reviews
"I'm here for the gang bang." Written for the Remember When This Was Fun Contest. PWP, orgy, damn good times. Emmett, Edward, Jasper, and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupt Me by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says Spring's Just for Cleaning? by Spring Squeezing Contest reviews
Every spring, Master Edward pulls out the old red caddy, at the reappearance of his naughty slave. Every year for 3 days, Bella Cullen ships her daughter off to her grandparents, giving her husband complete control of her mind, body, and soul.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Light by bitsaheavenandhell reviews
Renesmee and Jacob's love story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by LanaDelBaee reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blood Play by kissyfur reviews
There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Charm Bella Swan Style by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
In the hopes of getting some distance from her long time crush, Bella gets just the opposite when she stays home from school on this fateful Monday. AH, M, Lemon Limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Felt Hope: An Alice and Jasper Story by Alchemyofanaccident reviews
The story of Alice and Jasper's first meeting all the way up until they find the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 228,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Beautiful Stranger by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"My second encounter with the beautiful brunette was four days ago. I still couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly she fit into my arms." For the ever lovely vampirexpixie! M, OOC, AH. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Senior Trip by hot under the collar reviews
Emmett/Rosalie/Edward/Bella/Jasper/Alice/Carlisle/Esme One big group lemon. The group of teens go to Emmett's house for there senior trip. A game of Truth or Dare turns into a lot more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life of a College Man by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bored, wealthy Bella stumbles upon struggling college student Edward Cullen; the sexual tension is immediate. When Bella learns that Edward is having financial problems, she gives him a sinfully sexual and lucrative offer that he can't refuse. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,432 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Mile High Club by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella joins the mile high club and discovers a new kinky side of herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Shadows by chica1978 reviews
Prequel to my story Endless Dawn. Starts in 1843 and follows the lives of Jasper and Alice as they become vampires, meet each other and join the Cullens. Continues up to the beginning of Endless Dawn, which obviously is up to Twilight too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 143,942 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Forbidden Desire by RosaBella75 reviews
AU-Human The Cullens are a breed apart:Sexual vegetarians in a world where casual sex is everywhere. Bella is an "Innocent" so off limits for deeper sexual intimacy. Roman-like orgy society. *F/F Lemon in 1st paragraph*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,968 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6347 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten Phones and Chess Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Friday Changed my Life by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has wanted Edward Cullen for years, and now that she can get her hands on him on Friday, she's all too excited. What happens when she finds out he's gay? He switches teams in the most delicious way.- Big fat lemon, crazy plot one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undeniable by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,149 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Homeless, a Mother, a teenager, and Somehow Loved by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I looked down at my freezing daughter, Nessie, in tears, I screamed, wanting to help her, do anything to help her. "Hello, miss? do you need any help with your daughter?" that's how my story with Edward Cullen began. Part Crack Fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,138 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hog's Head by MyGinevra reviews
The Hog's Head is an unabashed romance that follows the lives of Harry and Ginny from the Battle of Hogwarts through the following year. Chapter One, "Faith," begins during the Battle as Lord Voldemort calls his truce. It follows canon precisely but from Ginny's point of view. My own plot, post-DH, begins with Chapter Two, "Anticipation."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,853 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Poison by slythergirl reviews
SMUT! WARNING: Adult / Underage sex! Hermione is the only one around to save Dumbledore's life when he gets poisoned. Her innocent mind doesn't see through his trick or his solution for her to save him ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Second Chance by Cecilia1204 reviews
Jasper is a professor who is afraid to love again. Alice is his student who is determined break through that fear and fill the lonely places in his heart. AH/AU. First fanfiction ever. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shivering can mean more then one thing by JaceDamian23 reviews
Hermione is being chased by some death eaters and is tortured and raped. Warning:Very graphic and angsty. Leave a review please. One Shot Author note on page2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Than The Serpents In My Arms by AirAndDarkness reviews
RW/GW GW/HrG GW/SS contains incest, femmeslash and BDSM. One shot, dark fic and very explicit. Kind of AU, Voldemort has won. Please be gentle with me for my muse ran away before I finished that. Flames will be laughed at.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Winning the Battle, Losing the War Version 20 by AthenaPotterMalfoy reviews
Ok, so they won the war. But Harry died in the process. It’s a hollow victory. It’s two years after the war has ended, and everyone’s still grieving. WARNING! Character death: Harry. Twincest/Incest. Weasley on Weasley on Weasley on Weasley. Total smut! D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Half Animal, Half Man by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry's life is changed dramatically when Voldemort returns at the end of his fourth year. Oh yeah, he was bitten by a werewolf and a Vampire too! Somewhat DarkHarry, not evil, just a little meaner. HarryGinnyTonks HarryHarem! warn: Sexual situations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,410 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete