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Joined 08-16-12, id: 4202167, Profile Updated: 09-10-12

Hi. My name's Joel, I'm from the forever sunny England where the sun always shines. Unfortunately the clouds are usually in the way. Check out my story Death's Effect. Hopefully you'll like it.

Xbox Live gamertag, if you want to know, is TheProphet567. Yep, it's the same as my account name.

Games: Mass Effect, Assassins Creed, Halo, Skyrim, Fallout: New Vegas, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Duty.

Films: Inception, The Bourne Trilogy, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, District 9, The Italian Job (original).

Lets have a go at this survey.

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
...she admonished him to drink no more...

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
The arm of the sofa, which I just whacked.

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
How I Met Your Mother

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
16.43 which is only three minutes out. But then again, I am psychic.

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A passing car.

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
15.50, damned school.

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My fanfiction profile. Duuh.

Eight: What are you wearing?
Blue jeans, boxers, shirt and socks.

Nine: Did you dream last night?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. I can't actually remember. I could be a robot...

Ten: When did you last laugh?
Just wait a moment, I'm checking my log book.

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
About three layers of paint. But using eagle vision I can see weird drawings painted with blood.

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
There was that headless dog. I was going to have a closer look but I think it was sleeping.

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
The alternative for all qualifications.

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
Wait, I need to check my log book again.

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A mansion outside of the city, a butler, a cape and a load of crime-fighting gadgets.

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
I'm batman.

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do.
People should be allowed to visit the farms where your pets go to stay.

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
Not wanting to brag, but I've got a few moves.

Nineteen: George Bush:
Please present your questions as, well, a question.

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
Number 1

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Joel Junior

Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Sup.

BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously?
What are you saying? I always take everything seriously.

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Welcome to the New Family by TheRev28 reviews
Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 177,096 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), OC] Garrus V., Kaidan A.
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Mass Effect: Vindication by Kraidle reviews
It's not easy waking up on Omega in 2183 with no clue of who you are. Even worse when you are being hunted for a crime that you can't remember. Join Ben Karos in his journey to be freed from his forgotten past.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete