OrcaGirl
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Joined 10-10-03, id: 468321
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

Hey! I would like to welcome anyone that is bored enough to read this! I'll start with a litle info about myself.

Gender: Female

Name: I'm Not Telling

Location: STALKER!

Age: NEVER ask a lady her age!(But I am no Lady! lol)

Favorite music: Anything! (I mean it too, i love every type of music!)

Favorite movie: Too many to count

Favorite class: um..well I love choir (but the teacher dosen't really like me too much!) But I love poetry and liturature, and I LOVE history (anchient world history rocks!) I also luv biology (marine biology to be exact)

Least Favorite class: MATH (I have nothing but evil math teachers)

To any one that has read to this point: wow! U R BORED! lol

I have just gotten my black belt, for Tae Kwon Do. I have been on a compition team for 1 and a half now. I have just gotten gold and bronze at states! Go me!

I have also just 'lettered'! (That means I got a letter for my lettermens jacket, for those of you that didn't know) I lettered in choir (go fine arts!) because my school has yet to take my advice and and make a school Tae Kwon Do team. I can't imagen why. They won't even start a Tea Kwon Do club. They said they were afriad that I would teach the other 'children' how to 'fight'. looks innocent I wouldn't to a thing like that.

I have just been in a preformce of 'Pippin' at school. I love Pippin! Pippin is a very funny and entertaining musical, if you haven't heard of it don't feel bad I had no clue what it was about when I auditioned. I have also been in the 'Music Man'. That's good too. I love the 'Phantom of the Opera'. (I LOVE the play, movie, and the book. I highly recomend it if ya haven't read or seen any of them.) I luv Erik!

I also love quotes, these are some of my favorites:

"unemplyment isn't working."

"Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors."

"Schizophrenia beats dining alone."

"Headaches are all in your mind."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

"Wrong telephone numbers are never busy."

"Bad spellers of the world untie!"

"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people- and then kill them"

"When you hire people who are smarter thenyou are, you prove you are smarter then them."

"There are moments in life when everything goes well; don;t be frightened, it won't last."

"Silence those who oppse freedom of speech."

"The reverse side also has a reverse side."

"today is the tomorrow that you worrid about yesterday!"

"A tie game is like kissing your sister!"

"Stop air pollution- quite breathing!"

"Support your local police station- steal."

"Three out of four docters recomend another docter."

These are a few of my favorite laast quotes:

"No this is a peaceful tribe."

"I seen birds eat these all the time!"

"What dose this button do?'

'Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Do you stab like this?"

"What do ya mean that was poi.."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"No sky diving is easy, you just jump!"

"I don't need no stinking parachute!"

"I'd love to but... The voices say that if I go to work/school, then I will have to sacrifice an animal/small child/virgin."

"If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories."

A note to my few (and I mean few) reviewers:

I am so sorry it took me a year and a half to update, if I get lots of reviews then I will up date alot more often. But I'm sorry I've been intenseive training, have had lots of school work, and I've had a few relashonship problems. But oh well what can ya do? (I have also been writting 4 other stories that will not be poasted on this cite, some of them are pretty good my friends love them. Some of them even threaterned me if I don't write more soon! lol)

I hope that ya'll like my update, if you did then my next chapter will be upsoon and be a lot longer, I've all ready stared on it!

I would like to thank my new muse Lemyrith! She is the reason that I have updated (I had been trying to write with out one and was getting nowhere.) She is about 5'7 and has honney blonde hair that comes to about her shoulders, her darkblues eyes whatch everything with wonder. She is very good with poerty, song writting, stories, and she helps authers with their bad spelling. She has asked me to annonce that she would be more than willing to help anyone with their writting. (If you ask me first that is!)

I would now like to thank my muse agian for my newest story!

To eveyone that give me advice THANK YOU! You help me to become a better auther, and I can not thank you enough for that invaluable assistance.

God Bless the U.S.A! Support out Troops. Remember you may not agree with the president, but you should support him and out troops and that they are just following orders. So don't be mad at them when they return (it's hard enough for them as it is) but we will win this war!

I would like to say something: First to everyone that thinks that the number of American soldirs that have been killed in this war is a high number, you obviously didn't pay attention in history class, this is the least amount killer in any war hat has lasted this long. Second to all of you people that are agianst American and are gonna critisize me for being patriotic, If you don't like it here LEAVE! I'm tired of listening to people complain about America, and are just going to say bad things about it and aren't gonna try and change anything. It just annoyes me to no end, so if you are so agianst having rights and living in the some of the best living conditions in the world so be it, just leave and go toFrance. ( I have nothing agianst the French, it's a joke about Jonney Depp, I love him but I don't agree with him)

Incase you haven't nticed yet I am very patrotic, and I support my pesedent and I have faith inAmerica's armed forces.

Bless You All!

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Perfect reviews
Perfect. that would be the best way to discribe my life. Right? Wrong! I had the worst life, ever. Or so it would seem. But that all changed one night. But for better of worse I don't know... Chapter two up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Legolas
Love or Blood reviews
A female bar tender is taken by Jack's son. But does she find love, or dose Jack have something else in mind? I've got another chapter up! Sorry it took me so long, but hey what can ya do?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 10/10/2003