About three things Sollux was absolutely positive: First, Eridan was a Vampire. Second, he was an insufferable, pompous prick and part of him, though he did not know how dominant that part may be, longed to punch him square in his snooty face. And third, his apartment was pretty choice, and living with an asshole Vampire had to still be better than living in a box in an alley.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.