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Name: KM

Sex: Female

Country: Murica

Occupation: Student [Psych/PolySci]

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Ilvermorny House: Thunderbird

Patronus: Pine Marten

Blood Status: Muggle Born

Wand: Chestnut, 14.5 Inches, Phoenix Feather Core, Hard Flexibility

Zodiac: Gemini [Western] / Dragon [Chinese]

Motto: "Dazzle 'em with brilliance or baffle 'em with bullshit."


Favorite Things... (Current mixed with all time favs)

Books: Harry Potter (Clearly), The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, LOTR, Notes from The Underground, The Well, The Sun Is Also A Star, The Hunger Games, Lean In, 100 Years of Solitude, The Great Gatsby, Ender's Game, Life of Pi, Fly Girl, Blah Blah Blah...

Movies: Eve's Bayou, The Fall, Crooklyn, Romeo & Juliet (1996), Harry Potter, LOTR, Hunger Games, Inception, Marvel MCU, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Cloud Atlas, Snake Pit, Tree of Life, The Aviator, Godfather, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Arrival, mother! etc...

Television Series: Blackish, Once Upon A Time, Glee, Parks & Rec, SNL, Scandal, The Flash, Chewing Gum, GoTh, Stranger Things, Sherlock (BBC), Sense8, Luke Cage, Master of None, Tenchi Muyo, Dragon Ball Z, The Leftovers, Blah Blah Blah...

Music: Beyonce, MJ, The Beatles, Strovinsky, Sondheim, Henryk Gorecki, John Williams, Florence & The Machine, The Doors, Outkast, Adele, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Luciano Pavarotti, Leontyne Price, Alexandre Desplat, Faith Hill, Frank Ocean, Woodkid, Coldplay, ACDC, Nat King Cole, Max Richter,Kirk Franklin etc...

Guilty Pleasures:

FAN FICTION!!! (Specifically Soulmate Tropes, Body Swap, Slash & A/B/O) ,

Fifty Shades (Books, Movies & Fanfics Don't judge me. I can't explain myself. YES I think the source material is insanely subpar and yet...),

Shallow Hal (Movie),

Facebook games [Lookin at you Farmville,

Eating nutella out of the jar using Kitkat bars for spoons...

Ships:

Sam/Mercedes (Glee)

Luke/Misty (Marvel)

Misty/T'Challa (Marvel)

Misty/Bucky (Marvel) [YES and you can FIGHT ME. They make more sense to me than Misty/Danny]

Steve/Tony "Stony" (Marvel),

Steve/Bucky "Starbucks" - "Stucky" (Marvel),

Tony/Bucky "WinterIron" Steve/Bucky/Tony [Basically any variation of these three knuckleheads]

Bucky/Darcy (Marvel)

Darcy/Loki "Tasertrix" (Marvel)

Linguini/Groffsauce (Hamilton),

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Fifty Shades: Slow and Steady by Mrs. Fraser reviews
For once in his life Christian Grey is willing to take his time on an acquisition, one Anastasia Steele. Instead of bull dozing her and manipulating her he does his best to resist her, knowing she's too good for him. Neither of them can stay away from the other though, forcing him to choose to change or to never even get the chance to be with her. (No cheating!) COMPLETE
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 908,136 - Reviews: 8552 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Iron Lady by Madame Baggio reviews
Toni Stark is the Iron Lady. There is nothing that scares her - maybe Pepper, but just a little bit. But Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Capiscle... That one is an annoying ice cube. Now, what a genius, billionaire, socialite, philanthropist woman on a flying suit supposed to do? GENDERBENDER Female Tony Stark/Steve Rogers - Rating went up for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Touch Therapy by Jeangb reviews
A look at what Christian's life may have been like if The Greys had been more persistent in helping him overcome his Hephaphobia.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,204 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Christian G., Elliot G., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson, Grace T-G. - Complete
Cherished by AshNapalm reviews
5 times Toni Stark is handled roughly by the people in her life, and 1 time someone refuses to be anything but gentle. Female!Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Mending Dr Steele by Bronze Goddess reviews
After the Edward David situation, Ana struggles to find peace, happiness, and closure in her life. Will the love of her friends, family, and a good man be enough to conquer to old demons that have resurfaced and the new demons that haunt her? This is Book II—sequel to Paging Dr. Steele. AU and (so I've been told) a little OOC as well.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 207,423 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elliot G., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson
Her Fathers Daughter by Grey girl 1989 reviews
Phoebe Grey is 22 just graduated collage with her cousin and BFF Ava Grey, about to embark on a career as the vice president of GEH while trying to keep her personal life away from her parents and away from the eyes of the world who want to know all about the vp wizkid exstrodinair , told in part as flash backs
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,168 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
The Unwrapping of Toni Stark by Kup of Koko reviews
Toni Stark built up some pretty thick shields over the years. But it only took that one special person and that one special time of year for them to be ripped away like wrapping paper. Fem!Tony; AU 3490
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Luxury and the Necessity by Devanrae reviews
Post-Games, life slowly returns to normal in District 12. Katniss, healing, finally begins to turn to Peeta for affection and accept his love. Post-MJ Canon. Alternate K&P POV. M for LEMONS! 2nd place best multi-chapter, 3rd place best in-progress, 2013 Everlark Smut Awards! Check out my interview with Jenie!: : / / sheafofarrows(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/57891010312/ devanrae
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,745 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
It's Gonna Hurt by Hard Pouncing reviews
Ana has gotten home after Christian's belt discipline. She's ready to seek treatment and knows she has to get her life back. But Christian is already in treatment and has gotten his life back - because Ana has given it to him. If he can get her back, he's ready to start living. But you can't beat a little brown haired girl and expect her to forget it ...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,902 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
The First Night by WeAreJorus reviews
Putting one foot in front of the other has never taken this level of effort before. I'm not sure why I'm so nervous. But I'm resoundingly overcome. As I turn the handle and push open the heavy door, a dozen pairs of eyes rush to meet me. The words leave my lungs in a whoosh. "I'm a father."
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades Forgotten by WeAreJorus reviews
**COMPLETE.** I can't form the words. I don't want to. I can't accept it. I'll fall apart again. I've done that enough in the last thirty days to last ten lifetimes. I'm Christian Grey, CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation, I. Do. Not. Lose. It. I clench my jaw, steeling my soul. "Ana doesn't know me."
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 180,891 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Great Beginnings and Fitting Endings by SassySarcasm reviews
Alternate ending to The Great Gatsby, where in Nick writes his novel and Gatsby looks over meanwhile and critiques. COMPLETE. ONE-SHOT.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
To be His by SweetieHeart85 reviews
Toni must face herself, her demons and most important of all, Rogers as she comes to terms with the fact she is in love with Captain America. My first attempt at a fanfiction! Stony/Fem!TonyStark and Steve Rogers. Complete! Review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Lux in Tenebris by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,845 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Twenty Six by nottonyharrison reviews
An A-Z of The Avengers, featuring as many characters, ships and genres as I can cram into twenty six drabbles and one shots. Ratings and ships posted in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete
Not Allowed by nottonyharrison reviews
Natasha is nine months old when she speaks her first word in the relative silence of a nursery. Natasha is four when she first speaks to another person. Natasha is ten when she decides Natasha is too girly a name. A character study featuring fem!Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Tony really needed to finish the Tower since it would be full of Avengers. Might help if he mentioned they were going to be living there officially. "Still need to get the letters replaced." he muttered to himself typing away, "Only the A is left..." Tony trailed off as an idea struck him. "Avengers' Tower." he tested the name out loud before mentally applauding his own genius.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,108 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Investing Elliot by Sasha Cameron reviews
Bk 1: It's canon, Jim, but not as you know it. This is Kate and Elliot's love story as it unfolded alongside Christian and Ana's. Ever wondered what happened on their first night together? Or what did Kate and Christian talk about in Portland? What happened in Barbados and how did Elliot get invited? Careful, you might end up liking Kate! Access the music on my blog.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,019 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Elliot G., Kate K. - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Taken Out of Context by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Written for prompt: steve/tony, accidental marriage All he wanted was for Tony to show up. He was the king of dealing with this kind of thing. "Tony would know how to handle this." It didn't register that he had spoken that last thought out loud..."Tony? Tony Stark is your fiancé?" the excited voices snapped him back to reality as his mind wheeled backwards...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love With Someone? by Emono reviews
Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,991 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Everlark by WeAreJorus reviews
**COMPLETE** There were so many things I'd wanted to tell him. Things I'd owed him for, time and again, that I wouldn't be able to say. And as my eyes began to close for the last time, I thought them as hard as I could, but one thought rose above the rest. 'I love you, Peeta Mellark.'
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,530 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Don't Change a Thing by mistresofmordor reviews
From an avengerkink prompt! Steve loves Always-a-Girl!Tony, but he knows better then to try and tell her what to do outside of battle. He knows she'd do the opposite just to spite him. So when she comes to him asking his opinion on her getting a boob job, he honestly doesn't know what to do. He doesn't want her to change a single thing. PLEASE review? I live for them ; ;
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Meaningless Conversation by certifiably reviews
Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
After Shawarma by Verdreht reviews
"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Way Out by Verdreht reviews
Tony said there was always a way out, and it gets Steve thinking. When Tony happens upon him one morning in an unexpected place, it might be time to clear some things up. one-shot can be seen as pre-slash Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to COBB by PumpkinGrin reviews
Have you recently purchased a DOMINICK COBB unit? If so, then take a peek at this Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual that will help you take good care of your COBB unit!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Cobb - Complete
Mom and Dad by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Just a short story about how Peter came up with Tony being 'Dad' and Steve being 'Mom.'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Lobsters forever reviews
Both Cobb and Ariadne can't sleep. They find that keeping each other company is much better than counting sheep. Post Film. Cobb/Ariadne. Please Review.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - D. Cobb, Ariadne - Complete
TEDDY DANIELS: OWNER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL by somaticjester reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of your very own EDWARD "TEDDY" DANIELS unit. To ensure that you receive the full scale uses and benefits of your highly trained and highly delusional U.S. Federal Marshal, kindly read the contents inside.
Shutter Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
The Counterfeiter by The Secret Miracle reviews
Cobb/Eames-as-Mal. Eames thinks this will help. Slash in theory, het in practice. M for intense sexual situations.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - D. Cobb, Mal - Complete
Not Very Fun Awakenings by BundyShoes reviews
Arthur thinks Ariadne dreaming about him. Arthur gets a rude awakening. not A/A
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Ariadne, D. Cobb] Arthur - Complete
Christian Grey: An Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual reviews
Have you recently purchased a brand new CHRISTIAN GREY Dominant Companion Unit? Please take the time to read and consider this Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual Courtesy of ACME LLC. This is a PARODY piece meant for fun. Please do not try to contact this fictitious corporation! CREDIT for inspiration to PUMPKINGRIN and Theresa Green.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete