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Joined 08-16-12, id: 4203577, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, South Park, and Homestuck.

Hey guys! Sarahtheweber here!

Name: Sarah. DUH

Hobbies: Music. Writing. Music. Food. Music. So... Expect lots of music based fics! :)

Pairings: Almost all of them... :)

I'm up for collaborative pieces and rping and stuff like that, so just message me :) we'll set something up!

So... My first collaborative piece is up ;D I've been working with Moon13dreams a lot with ideas and stories, so go check out her and her awesomeness, da? Pwease??? ;A;

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I'll Have You Eventually by Wurstlover178 reviews
Mathias Køhler is working at the bar when he meets Lukas Bondevik, and he can't get enough of him. Lukas rejects Mathias after much flirting, but that doesn't stop him. DenNor, SuFin. Language, mature themes, later chapters. -CANCELLED(?)-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,784 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Norway, Denmark
Gifted by Silver Moon of Night reviews
Once every generation, four are born with an individual concept or element. These four need to be protected from enemies- sprites, pixies, not to mention the things bigger than them- by members of an elite corps of fairies, some of the best by birthright. It's not unusual for guardians and Gifteds to grow close, but this time, it's different. Karkat wasn't meant to be a guardian.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,117 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Ice Cream Social reviews
AU. Some really cute guy shows up often to watch Rufioh while he's at practice for his basketball team. Rufioh investigates and ends up with a phone number. [possibly ongoing…mostly just a drabble.]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Kurloz M., Rufioh N.
The Horror of our Love by StarkExpo2 reviews
After Tony Stark starts having vivid and seducing dreams of the Avenger's enemy, Loki, the billionaire genius finds himself to be captured by the mischievous god. Loki still has plans to rule the realm of Midgard and decides to act on his desires to claim Tony as his own. Rated M for Language, Violence, and Sexual Content
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,383 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Reaching You by Rue and SneakWriter reviews
Rewrite. Loki is taken by the Chitauri and sent back an irreparable wreck whose fate Thor must decide. Loki!whumpage. Post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,179 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Getting Even by crosstheindigo reviews
Spain kissed and hugged Romano all the time yet treated Italy with the same loving attitude. It irked Romano more than he was will to admit. When his plan to get even goes wrong a hidden side of Spain appears that forever changes their happy relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
12 Days of Christmas by DarkAuroran reviews
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Kakashi's gifts to Iruka and the fun that ensues from them. Silly smutty fun to celebrate the festive season. A raunchy KakaIru romp for all of you on Santa's naughty list this year, HoHoHo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Broken Pieces by KungFuu reviews
An attack has left Konoha in ashes and Tsunade in a coma. The title of Hokage has been passed to Kakashi Hatake, and Iruka Umino has been promoted from the mission desk to serve as his personal assistant. Can they rise to meet the challenge together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
New Promises by KungFuu reviews
Sequel to Fighting Dreamers! After a year of new experiences, Iruka and Naruto finally return to the village. Iruka has come to the realization that maybe he loves Kakashi afterall, but Kakashi has found a new lover in Iruka's absence. KakaIru, SasNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,581 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Blue Balls reviews
Dave and Gamzee have a set night each week to light it up and get high as kites. Unfortunately for the Strider, he gets horny when he's high and his boyfriend doesn't help... This is what happens when a Strider is tired of getting blue balls.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Dave S., Gamzee M.] - Complete
An Orphan's Love reviews
Kakashi has always loved Iruka, and on a mission together where the chuunin is captured, he realizes just how deep that love is. Rated M for possible lemon way later and some violence. Yaoi, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Letters to My Raven reviews
Stan and Kyle have been close friends for the longest time. The winter after their senior year, America is pulled into a World War. How will their friendship change after Stan enlists? Will he come back? T for now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Pirate Wars reviews
In the times of kings, treasures, and pirates, one young thief is out to steal the greatest treasure of all time. Will he realize that everything is not as it seems, or will he be oblivious for this whole story? Read to find out ;D SasuNaru, slight KashiRu. WARNINGS: Yaoi. Don't like, don't read, ya?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.