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Joined 06-04-12, id: 4039043, Profile Updated: 07-22-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Merlin.

My name is either Abbie or Andrew depending on the day, as I am bigendered. I am asexual and panromantic. I am learning Japanese, or trying to at lease, and my favourite colour is green. I like to write, but I don't consider most of my stories worthy of being read. At the moment I'm planning on going back over my stories and possibly re-writing them, but I don't have much time on my hands so that may take a while. If I were to describe my personality I would say that I am Canada, and Austria when it comes to music, but with tuba instead of piano. Inwardly, I am most like Prussia, unless I get to know someone quite well, and then I become Prussia through and through, and still Austria with music. In the event of having a crush on someone I am firmly Canada, so I don't often date. And that only makes sense if you've watched Hetalia Axis Powers. You can find me on Tumblr. suitfreak.tumblr.com , I believe. I always get confused with that though.

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The First, Second and Forty-Eighth Time by eloquentfever reviews
OLD FANFICTION: 47 times Sebastian and Kurt sleep with each other for all the stupid reasons & 1 time they do it because they love each other. Kurtbastian. All dialogue. Caution: DRY, OFFENSIVE HUMOUR - includes stereotypes and can be crude and offensive depending on who you are. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Love, Life and Gummy Brains by koi no yokan reviews
A series of events and circumstances following "A Spork in the Road". Bruce's developing relationship with Tony while living at the mansion, including visits from nosy gods and pseudo-relatives, far too many affable exes for comfort, and a cameo appearance from Gotham's Dark Knight (because Bruce has a thing for genius billionaire playboy philanthropists). Bruce/Tony AUish
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Snowfall by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It was cold outside, but then again, it was winter. A blizzard had rolled in overnight and coated the prairies in a foot of glistening, sparkling snow. Civilization ground to a halt with stalled cars and closed shops and cancelled school buses… And Prussia was enjoying every minute of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Spork in the Road by koi no yokan reviews
Bruce hasn't done any government work with gamma radiation since he turned down General Ross years ago, but when he's called in on the Tesseract Project, he finds himself juggling a bipolar god, a surrogate family that consists mainly of cold-blooded assassins, and a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who's certifiably sexy. With friends like these... (NonHulk!Bruce/Tony AU)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Markings by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
In a world with demons finding ones perfect mate is a challenged but once found you can live well. Ludwig has found one but when another demon sets his eyes on Arthur and what's more what's his half brother Gilbert doing in the middle of it? GerEng RusPru
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,467 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Germany, England/Britain
My Child by eloquentfever reviews
OLD FANFIC: Burt Hummel never counted on getting his girlfriend, Elizabeth Borden, pregnant, but karma hits him hard when the priest thinks that Elizabeth will birth a demon child. "You have sinned," the priest murmured, "you will not suffer. Your child will, just you wait and see and it will be your fault." A buttload of Kurt hurt. A Kurt and Burt piece. Not AU, just read it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Cheater by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Cheating is something that is distasteful. It hurts everyone in it. Especially the person who is being cheated on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Blueberries by LadySlytherinII reviews
Tony doesn't trust very many people. So when he wakes up in the morning and Bruce is gone, he can't say that he's surprised. Bruce doesn't trust very many people. That's why he had to leave. A story about love, in two parts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Adventures of Virichie by Aintzane411 reviews
Just a bunch of drabbles I've done on tumblr. Some are prompts, some aren't. Various ratings. There's about 99.9% Virichie, with a random couple thrown in every now and then. :
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Virgil/Static, Richie/Gear
Secret by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
Alfred is dying to tell his secret and Russia is the perfect one to tell. In the meeting America mouthed to Russia: "Got s secret can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it up in your pocket. Taking this one to the grave. If I show you I know you won't tell what I said. Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Cognoscere Animam Halfae by CoronaIgnis reviews
Or, "To Know the Halfa's Soul."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Jashinist's Aphrodosiac by Mettlei reviews
Hidan's sexual experiences with Akatsuki... Hidan didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Scarred Tissue by justthatnewpersonwhonowowndis reviews
1P France and 2P England. FRUK. YAOI. I don'y own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Soft as steel by Saint-Valentino reviews
America's feeling more than a little hot, and he needs something to help things along. Locked in an out-of-service bathroom, he espies an abandoned metal pipe. Oh, what fun he can have with that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America - Complete
Desires by SacredAlessa reviews
Nico wants something, and of course Percy delivers. Oneshot, SLASH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Disappearing by IcarusFalling23 reviews
Mr. Cellophane had been a challenge, but this seemed effortless. I hit the high F easily. Rachel looked devastated and then I knew. Right then in the choir room, it hit me. And just like that, I completely shattered on the inside. Kurt!centric, WIP?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H.
Snips and Snails by Azumizai reviews
France and England work together, forcibly, to raise two adorable children. Canada and America. These are the many one-shot adventures of the whole New Continent family of what it's like to have two children like Alfred and Matthew. Fluff. Adorableness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/5/2010 - America, Canada
Inside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,017 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Parallel Reality by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
They will insist on getting into their swimming costumes whenever you order them to drown themselves in the pool. House and Wilson play games during work. Things happen. Mild slash, rated for language and innuendo and vague discussion of things.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hypocrisy by Gwen6 reviews
Thoughts on the Church, Bible and hypocrisy in relation to "gays"... hopefully is isn't too bad.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
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Liar, Theif, Murderer reviews
And so you fake a smile and pretend to be innocent. You pretend that you don't know what's going on and that you had nothing to do with it. You've always been such a good liar, you know. Sometimes you even pretend that you aren't loving every minute of it. But I know your secret, dear. You're fooling everyone but me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Canada
Blackberry Stone reviews
Merlin leaves Camelot after Arthur's death. He thinks about Arthur as he is walking through the woods. Merthur, songfic, sucky summary, but it is good, I promise. There is slash, and angst.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hetalia's Child reviews
The old fortune telling nursery rhyme with countries instead of the days.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Canada - Complete
Mad reviews
He isn't mad, they think he is, but he knows. Arthur is mad, not him. Not him. A 2p England fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Mamma reviews
Austria and Hungary might as well be Italy's parents, but he's never been too good with the whole gender thing. Just a silly thought that crossed my mind. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete