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Joined 06-10-12, id: 4049363, Profile Updated: 07-01-12

Yo. My name, in writerly circles, is Alicia Lysand.

My name in circles which are not writerly is Alex. No, my last name is not relevant.

I am... quite a character. No, really, I'm weird.

I am hesitant to share much information, due to my rampant paranoia about the Somalian mafia tracking me down or something. x.x

Some (quite harmless, I think) information about me:

--I am taking French classes, so I may be able to aid you English speakers in translating things, provided they're not whole chapters or something

--I fangirl over many things. A few are Fablehaven, Doctor Who, The Avengers, and cats.

--I prefer tea to coffee

--I write witty banter best. I have trouble with romantic fluff and tragic angst. I do like reading those types of stories, though.

--I am, in fact, human. Or, at least, as far as I can tell...

If anyone finds a Fablehaven fic that is worth reading and does not pair Warren with Vanessa or Kendra (because... ew), please PM me a link. Please. I'm Fablehaven-starved. Also, anything else that's good, send to me. Basically, flood my inbox with stuff. I don't mind.

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The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,227 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
The PrePowers by clarinetgeek4 reviews
The Avengers are back, and this time as teachers. When six teens with odd powers appear, what does SHEILD do? They help them of course. It's now up to the Avengers to teach them how to control what they're capable of. Story is better than summary, please read! Rated T for cussing and religious mentions, due to observers of the Pre-Powers. Flames are welcome, but no cussing please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
One Step Ahead by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you want to watch the 'Avengers' really badly, but the ticket seller tells you there isn't such a movie and you just want to rip of his head. And then you think it can't get worse, life proves you wrong and BAM, you find yourself in the movie. I hate my life. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff... BEING REWRITTEN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Barton's Flying Unicorn of Death by Dreb Strand reviews
In which, Natasha unleashes a Canary Cry, Stark is ridden bareback, the Hulk is laid out, and Steve is clueless. No Slash. No Pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Thor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a THOR GOD OF THUNDER unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your THOR unit will give you decades of quality performance. As Requested!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor - Complete
A Day at SHIELD Day Care by Berserker Nightwitch reviews
Phil Coulson loves his job. Even if it does include a little girl far too skilled at hide-n-seek, two tiny geniuses, brothers who wreck entire playgrounds, and a child who enjoys climbing the fridge. And the flag pole. And the cabinets. And all the trees. And the building. And the tetherball pole. And Phil.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
50 Things That Tony Stark Can Never, Ever Do by lifeofapplepie reviews
"27. Tony is not allowed to tell Natasha that the mailman who flirts with Pepper may be a terrorist." Phil Coulson attempts to help out the next "babysitter" of the Avengers. Or, more specifically, he tries to help in the handling of everyone's favorite playboy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete