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ohai im layne. I'm the patron saint of the denial with an angel face and a taste for suicidal. I am the Saint Jimmy. ] Vergissmeinnicht
HOW BADASS ARE YOU?
smoked
x consumed alcohol.
x slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
x slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
x kissed someone of the same sex.
had sex.
x had someone in your room other than family.
watched porn
bought porn.
tried drugs.
TOTAL: 5
x taken painkillers.
taken someone else's prescription medicine.
x lied to your parents.
x lied to a friend.
x snuck out of the house.
x done something illegal.
x felt hurt.
x hurt someone.
x wished someone to die.
seen someone die.
TOTAL: 14
x missed curfew.
x stayed out all night.
eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
been to a therapist.
received a ticket.
been to rehab
x dyed your hair.
x been in an accident.
x been to a club.
x been to a bar
TOTAL: 20
been to a wild party.
been to a Mardi Gras parade. x drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
x had a spring break in Florida.
sniffed anything.
x wore black nail polish. (er duh!)
x wore arm bands. (why not?)
x wore t-shirts with band names.
listened to rap. (ew)
owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 25
x dressed gothic
dressed girly.
x dressed punk.
x dressed grunge.
stole something.
been too drunk to remember anything.
x blacked out.
x fainted.
had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL: 30
had a crush on a friend.
x been to a concert.
dry-humped someone .
been called a slut.
x called someone a slut.
installed speakers in a car
broken a mirror.
showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 32
considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
x seen an R-rated movie in theater.
x cruised the mall.
x skipped school.
x had surgery.
x had an injury.
gone to court.
x walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
x caught something on fire.
x lied about your age.
TOTAL: 40
owned/rented an apartment/house.
broke the law in the police's presence.
made out with someone who had a GF/BF
got in trouble with the police.
x talked to a stranger.
x hugged a stranger.
kissed a stranger.
rode in the car with a stranger.
x been harassed.
x been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 44
met face-to-face with someone you met online.
x stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
x talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
x watched TV for 5 hours straight.
x been to a fair.
x been called a bad influence.
drank and drove.
x prank-called someone.
x laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
x cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 48
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"That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi." -Mikey Way
"I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building." - Gerard Way
"Are you showing your butt!? No you aren't getting in there!" Pulls Frank out and lets him down -Ray Toro
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