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Author has written 2 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Hey! You there! Your reading this, your really reading this! Why-er I mean hi. Let's see...Im female, 18, and Harry Potter, Buffy, and anita blake are my fandoms. I Mary Sue-Do You? Sorry couldnt help it. But I don'tmary Sue like a sane person, no, My Mary is named Naked Rain Dance Boy and loves the menfolk of the Anitaverse...repeatedly. Also Stephanie, a blonde gryffindor, (without relations to anyone, any type of special magical asset (Winces as she smacks me) and no silly veela blood.) who wants nothing more and nothing less then to get into Harry Potter's pants. And possibly Draco's. Or watch them get into each others, it's all good. Havn't typed it up yet, (Im oldfashioned...Pen and Paper baby...totally retro.) Anyway, wrote a couple poems, put em up, will beposting my fanfiction soon. Peaches and tights! E |
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Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 9,290 - Follows: 11,331 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 11,848 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 10,494 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 6,052 - Follows: 7,603 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,059 - Reviews: 13001 - Favs: 8,917 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Steps From Hell by ssserpensssotia reviews
The road to hell is often paved with good intentions. LV/HG, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,409 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Harbinger by Bambu reviews
Severus Snape has been pardoned by Ministry decree, but not everyone is pleased that he has returned to teaching at Hogwarts. (Written for the SSHG Exchange on LiveJournal 2008).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,177 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 8,518 - Follows: 10,131 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Animal Behavior by Pari reviews
A New super mutant has come on the scene, and he will change two of the X-Men's lives forever...Ok I suck with summaries, just read it:D and I love reviews, their my scooby snacks!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
Objection by Sharkeygirl reviews
Years after the war, Snape and Hermione are both fleeing from their old lives. When fate brings them together once more, can they help each other discover the truth? AU. Takes place 10-15 years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 167 - Words: 206,011 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8921 - Favs: 12,998 - Follows: 9,935 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Heir To The Four Founders by Keira-House M.D reviews
Hermione discovers her true heritage - so great that she is the key to the outcome of the war. But how long can she hide from Voldemort and will she have the strength to fight for what is right rather than taking the easy way out. Companion Piece now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 130,098 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] Harry P. - Complete
A Living Secret by Ms-Figg reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. Murderer Severus Snape holds the secret to Harry's success. By reading Hermione Granger's journals, Snape discovers a delicious secret of his own. Adventure, Mystery & Lemons ahead. HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twisted Timeline by Nettiet68 reviews
First in Series. A return to the past fic. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry's got a BWL twin, Eventual Sort of Mentor Severus. Everything's going to change from the canon we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 653,814 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Sirenes ::Complete:: by dharkcharlotte reviews
HPBtVS crossover. Hermione is kidnapped and left for dead. Sent by her vision, Drusilla rescues her and takes her to Oz. Only Dru knows their roles to play, and she's not telling... yet.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,963 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ghostly Watcherly Witches by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Willow and Dawn travel to Hermione Granger's World to collect her for Slayer training. This story is about the attempt to start up the school for the slayers of other worlds. Pairings DSWRHG, HPGW, RWOthers. Please read and review.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Weeping Willow by Carrie7 reviews
A mutant girl wakes up in a Seattle hospital, only to find that her mother was killed in a terrorist attack. She seeks out Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted, where she finds friendship and eventually love. Willow(OC)Kurt, a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
Anywhere You Go by sonyaelflady reviews
Starts as an alternative ending to the BtVS episode "Wrecked" - Willow runs away from Sunnydale and ends up in Hogsmeade just in time to deal with the aftermath of a Death Eater prank. Then things get interesting. Many pairings, but primarily Willow/Sna
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,521 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2003
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light.
Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Time for Blood & Roses by Lucinda reviews
William from 'Time for Change' comes to Sunnydale, to find his very own Willow. Slightly AU, complete, reformattted for spelling.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 96,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Life Never Known by NavyGirl05 reviews
She finally had a lead to her real family and it led her to Xavier's School for the Gifted... Takes place before/during the first movie. Rating may change due to language. Logan/OC, Scott/Jean, Remy/Rogue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Logan/Wolverine
The Awakening of a Royal by SilverDawn2 reviews
AU: Set in their 6th year, an exchange programme is held with another International Academy... And it turns out that she might not be a muggle-born after all! Centered heavily on angels... can you believe Snape is one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 194,425 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ilfirin Meleth by Anoron reviews
BtVS/LOTR crossover. *COMPLETE* Dawn/Legolas. AU version of 'the Gift'- Dawn finds herself in Middle-Earth where she encounters some strange people, namely, the Fellowship. Chapter 18 up!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,102 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
A Little Argument by She's a Star reviews
It's been eleven years since the fateful incident at the Frankenstein place, and Brad and Janet are back to being nauseatingly perfect. That is, until their son Junior starts asking some interesting questions and secrets are revealed . . .
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
The Renegades 2: The Lady of Magic by Elentari2 reviews
Arien comes home from Yonder Worlds as a witch, but she got more than she bargained for: the War of the Ring, prejudice among the races, plots of the powerful, and Legolas. Ancient grudges stay in her way to victory, and love. Renegades Book 2. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Child Of The Snows by Ferret1 reviews
Logan is sent to find an elusive mutant, when he would rather be sorting out his personal life...rating changed cos it ain't as bad as I thought it was going to be!! *Now Complete*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Rocky Horror Gone Wrong by RoCKiNRoLLSTaRR reviews
A twisted story about what happens when we add our characters into a beloved cult film. Characters include: Frank N. Furter (Tim Curry), Hanson, Moffatts, Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice), Tom Cruise Clone, Keanu Reeves, and Dan from Del Taco. Even Frodo Bag
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2002
L'histoire de Ma Vie (The Story of My Life) by Ela reviews
What? Has Rémi gone crazy? He's basically adopting a daughter for the next eight years, and what else is there to do but cause chaos? *chpt 6 up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002
Blenderized Evil Dead 1 and 2 by Stash reviews
Well...this is a fan fiction that involves my own telling of Evil Dead, of course...it has my friends and myself as the characters. Anyway..i own none of the Evil Dead stuff i used, don't sue me. PLEASE FO THE LOVE OF GOD...READ AND REVIEW!!!
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2001
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Who said anything about sense? reviews
Wrote it, reminded me of Spike, put it here. Please enjoy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Spike - Complete
The Shadow In The Dark reviews
A vampire poem, done after midnight while watching buffy and reading a morbid novel. A bit dark. I like it.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2003