Yola!

Welcome to a world where flying giraffes are normal and churros are a fine delicacy.

.:About Me:.

'Sup? The name's Mashuka-chan, but address me as you see fit. I'm just your average immortal being with an affinity for writing. Wait . . . what? I kid, I kid! Don't worry about it. Anyway, I'm a pretty outgoing person who isn't afraid of anything! . . . It seems that I'm a pretty good liar too 'cause none of that is true. Well, actually, it's partially true. Listen, my personality is hard to describe.

I'm an amazingly shy person, yet at the same time I'm not. Okay, I'm really socially awkward. Just a quick warning for future reference. Talk to me at your own risk (I'm kidding! Come on, talk to me, I have a great sense of humor and really enjoy laughing! I love talking to people. Sometimes.). Alright, let's get this straight so I don't offend anyone: I'm very internet shy. Like, I have trouble initiating conversations and I feel awkward reviewing stories. I feel even worse when people review my stories because then I feel obliged to review back but I'm too shy! Then, people probably think I'm a meanie jerk face, which is only half true. In short, it's just one big giant internal chaotic emotional struggle. Seriously, I apologize in advance.

Well, moving on from that, I can safely say that once I grow a little more comfortable, I will start to come out of my shell a bit more. But for the time being, I ask that people have patience with me, despite the fact that I, myself, have zero amount of tolerance. Again, sorry. Whatever, though! I am here to have fun! PARTY!

What?

No?

Okay . . .

(Truth be told, I don't really like parties all that much anyway.)

How about we stop on a more positive note. I'm a very open person, so please do not hesitate to ask any questions, no matter how stupid they may be. To be quite honest, stupid questions are my favorite kind of questions. Heck, maybe I'll even throw in a dumb question of my own! Also, I'd like to add that I am , indeed, a gracious person. I appreciate all the little things people say and do. I accept other people's opinions and do not judge. Let me repeat, I do not judge. So, let's all be crazy and loco and get along and just take all our clothes off (wut?)! Because at the end of the day, we're all just a bunch of nerds behind a computer screen, wasting our life away. Oh no, wait . . . Sorry, that's just me.

I got a bit off topic there, so let me continue. What I meant to say is that although I am immensely grateful towards people and their kindness, I have trouble accepting compliments or nice deeds. I react much differently than most people. I either have to shower compliments to the person in return, or I act all arrogant and egotistical. It's terrible, I know. Don't worry, I promise that I'm working on it.

Now that that's off my chest, I want everyone to go outside and dance like nobody's watching 'cause you can do what you want! Oh, but come back inside quickly because your computer is waiting and it misses you terribly.

.:About Writing:.

Traditionally, I prefer to write in third person. It's what I feel is easiest to write in. I adore using big, sophisticated words in my writing, although lately I have rarely done so due to the tragic fact that I feel I have lost my touch. This doesn't happen often, but when it does, when I do feel that everything I write is awful, it usually means that my creativity is directed more towards my artistic drawing side. Go figure. But that aside, writing is by far my favorite hobby, and I do plan on pursuing a career as an author.

I must forewarn you, I have a dreadful habit of dropping stories right in the middle, sometimes even in the beginning. To solve that problem, I've decided that I'll try to keep chapter stories short-ish, and I'll always make sure to finish the entire thing before I post a single chapter. Hopefully I'll stick to that. Ah, and as far as updates go, I think I'll set specific dates for when I post a chapter. Perhaps, depending on the size of the story, I'll post one chapter a week on a, say, Thursday. Or, I could update twice a week. I'll do my best to keep the updates plentiful because I hate waiting just as much as the next guy. I'm with you, impatient people of the universe. I got your back.

I don't think that I'll be taking requests unless I feel super inspired and up to the task. I mean, 99.9% of the time I'll just drop a requested story. But who knows, I'm a loose cannon. And, sort of corresponding with that, I'd like to add that I'll probably mostly be writing about Vocaloid. Although I do enjoy other anime, books, shows, whatever, I feel most comfortable writing about Vocaloids, probably because they don't have set personalities. On the other hand, I haven't really written fanfictions for anything other. Maybe in the future I'll step out of my comfort zone and give it a try. Yeah . . . in the far off future.

Thanks for reading if you did! S'all good if you didn't since I understand some people just find it pointless, or your just a lazy bum like I am. No matter, thanks for everything, nothing, whatever!

Mashuka-chan