The-Curious-Neko
 Hello :) I am the Curious Neko.I do not have a profile pic yet. Cause fanfiction won't let me put one up. I love slash pairings :) They seem so much hotter than hetero pairings... My favoriter pairings would take to long to mention...but anything with Cloud, Axel, Riku, Demyx, Marluxia, or Zexion will peak my interest. I believe Harry is sooo much better with Draco(or Blaise) than Ginny. Likewise, I just know Fred and George were closer than most twins. I fully support gay rights,obviously. Those copy and paste things everyone loves so much If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. (I haven't actually done this, cuz I was too lazy to get up and get something to throw XD but I've wanted to do it! That counts right?? right??) Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile. (lol) Man: Where have you been all my life? Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (MY FAVE!) Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy Tottaly Random Things I Thought Were Funny Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner. Person # 2: Too bad the world is round! Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that. I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me? Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun! Growing old is mandatory, growing up however... Before you criticize someon walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticze them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!! I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?! Silence is golden, duct tape is silver... Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks. Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Come to the dark side...we found the Cullens! I smile because I have no idea what is going on. I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D) Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM... I'm not paronoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!! Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures? What happens if you get scared to death twice? You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..." I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"? The dinasours extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide. Docters say I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree. I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you You can blame all your problems on my two imagenary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind. I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRELL!! If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Annoying things to do in an elevator(i love these xD) 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone - I'm gonna do that one of these days... 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention i n class. Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and |
