Hey whats up, Im Adonis: Aka Raija. Im 15 years ago, a sophomore, and a Die hard Naruto fan. you know something i wanted to see Naruto vs Shikamaru one time in the series the lazy genius vs the prankster.

plus did you know?

...in Japan, there are more than 40 new animes appear on television... per week? (I wonder how many of them are yuri..)

...Sasuke in Naruto was originally never supposed to exist. The reason why he was added was because the publisher's daughter drew him.. (ohhhhh...)

i have an oc Named Kanji Namakaze which has a crush on Hinata's daughter Shima Hyuga.

outside of Writing im a huge wwe fan and my favorite wrestler is Phil "CM Punk" Brooks. He is the Best Wrestler, the best Talker, the best Technician in the world

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heres some rules of the internet

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ƒƒƒƒ. Uncyclopedia is never wrong, NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it.

ƒƒƒ. None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.

ƒƒƒ.2. The ones that matter are 1, 2, 34, 63, 93, 406, and 899. But not 899.

ƒƒƒ.3. Actually, 899 is a good rule.

ƒƒƒ.4. No it isn't.

ƒƒƒ.5. Oh fuck

ƒƒ. forkheads and 4chan may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. insert exceptions here

ƒ. AFH is still g0d of the internet

i. Welcome Back.

i. am in need of assistance.

2i. The end is coming. We shall rule all.

i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.

-3. If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.

-2 1/2. Never cuss any Canadians.

-2. You won the game.

-1. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

0. Negative Numbers are a Lie. No exceptions.

0.000000001. Percentage of clever comments in YouTube.

1/2. Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions.

0.96. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.

1. Do not talk about /b/.

2. You do NOT talk about /b/.

2.2. Remember 2nd place.

2.3. Damn it! I missed...

2.4. AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK!

e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.

3. We are Anonymous.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105... Expect us.

4. Anonymous is legion.

5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

8. There are no real rules about posting.

9. Always register with your local service provider.

. There is a Touhou version, no exceptions.

10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

17. Every win fails eventually.

18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.

29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

30. There are NO girls on the internet.

31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

32. You must have pictures to prove your stat33. Lurk moar — it's never enough.

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.

4. "A shinobi must always put the mission first."
25. "A shinobi must never show emotion."
"A shinobi must see the hidden meanings within the hidden meanings."
"A shinobi must never question their commander."
"A shinobi must prepare before it is too late to."What to do if a Ninja is BEFORE youJust stand back, and let him go about his daily business. If there's one thing Ninji hate, it's people who jump queues.Try to touch him. If you want to have one less head.DON'T CUT IN LINE. He will let you pass, buy food and then throw a shuriken swiftly into your throat killing you instantly, then take your food without dropping or otherwise spoiling the food.Keep your distance. Unless you want to end your life early.Hope. That he didn't have any napalm this morning, that is.Pray. Well, actually, don't pray, because a ninja is a god.Say "hi" to them. Maybe being too polite would kill you.Spread the gospel of Christ. But they are Taoists, so you'd lose a body for your soulOffer them money. Well, just don't, as they can steal as much money as they want.I, er, um, PONIES. Tell them all about this freaking pony virus, and give them the virus, so they will be a brony (then kill you and say "thanks").Try to eat the ninja. If you can.Push them out of a cliff. It is effective if you ask Raizo to do it for you.Tell them to jump off a cliff. Well, just like before, they are Taoists, so you'd be safe this way... Until they became bronies and avoid jumping off cliffs.Ask Octavia certain things to do when a ninja is BEFORE you. She's a babe, so she probably got away with it by being sexy.Ask Kiro. But he is a ninja, so you're dead ball when you ask him anything."Give them STDs". The most effective, yet slow. You'd be dead after.Strip naked and start dancing. This would be a lot embarrassing, but it entertains (and distracts) the ninja, so you get a chance to escape.Take a shit. The ninja would wait for you to finish before decapitating you.Give a shit. Very effective to get yourself poisoned with tetanusJoin them. But you'll have to suffer a shitload of trainings to to be one.Smite them with a mace. This works well because ninjas can be weak to medieval weapons.Be rude. Don't be sorry! Be assertive! Never apologize, when you can criticize.