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Quote: "When in doubt duck, when certain don't bother 'cuz your already screwed..."
Color: Blue
Animal: Giraffe
Band: Bomshel
Song: Teardrops on My Guitar - Taylor Swift
Author(s): Joanne Kathleen Rowling, Lemony Snicket, Randa Abdel-Fattah
Movie: Last Holiday

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS:( (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF ;) (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Before marriage...
GIRL: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
BOY: Do you want me to leave?
GIRL: No! Don't even think about it!
BOY: Do you love me?
GIRL: Of course! Over and over!
BOY: Have you ever cheated on me?
GIRL: No! Why are you even asking?
BOY: Will you kiss me?
GIRL: Every chance I get!
BOY: Will you hit me?
GIRL: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
BOY: Can I trust you?
GIRL: Yes.
BOY: Baby!
After marriage...
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GoT @ PrObLeM? $OlVe It!
Lo$t? GeT fOuNd!
ThInK iM tRiPpIn'? TiE mY $HoE$!
C@Nt $t@nD mE? $It DoWn!
C@nt F@Ce Me? TuRn @rOuNd!
LoVe Me? GrE@T!
H@Te Me? EvEn BeTtEr!
DoN't JuDgE mE... iF yOu DoN't KnOw Me!
ThInK yOu KnOw Me? YoU h@vE nO iDe@!