Welcome to our crazy world.

We are science and poetry. We are perverted and immature. And we are in love with Matthew Gray Gubler. (Our obsession with a certain Hobo-licious Brit goes without saying.)

Really, what else do you need to know?

Oh, right, stuff about our fic:

We'll update once weekly. We've actually prepared and have chapters pre-written! Shocking, I know.

What else? Hmmm... There will probably be lots of questions as to the scientific nature of the plot. All we can say is that we'll answer any questions as long as we feel they won't reveal too much. PM us and ask!

Links and such will be posted here as we see the need.