Nickname: Gimble, Fnipper

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Age: 18

Quotes from movies special features shows and life:

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke: I've heard of brass balls before but, come on!
Kuwabara: Yeah, I'd like to see him use the toilet!

Kuwabara: I don't know guys he's still a talking rock

Suzaku: Let me ask you a philosophical question: If you take the lives of yourselves, in order to save yourself, is it murder?

George: this was Koenma's but i think i'll just wave it around and look scary. (waves around the mace) KURAMA KURAMA

Kurama: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize! What the hell was that? You don't just make bombs go boom in your face!

(Jin lands in the bleachers.)
Jin: I'll be right there Urameshi!
(Passes out.)

Hiei: (to Kuwabara) So tell me, what's it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?

Hiei: I may be a small target, but this is just sad.

Jin: If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints.

Jin: (speaking to Touya) You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame.

Yusuke: Back to skipping detentions.
Kuwabara: And video games!
Kurama: My human mother.
Hiei: Various crimes.

Yusuke(At Kuwabara, who is standing in his red boxers after being kidnapped): But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?

Lord of the Rings

Merry: That was good. Lets get another one.

Mummy/Mummy Returns

Chase: RUN YOU SONS OF BITCHES RUN

Dracula 2000

Dracula: (moves head to the side while watching music video on the buildboard) ... Brillant

Simon: the undea-- UNDEAD

Pirates of the Carribean 1&2

Will: (high voivce) Time to go

Jack: You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.

Groves: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
Norrington: So it would seem.

Jack: Am I not? looks down at himself Oh. finds pistols pointed at him Palulay...palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili... parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner...

Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?

Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack: Why is the rum always gone? (Stumbles up drunkly) Oh That's why

Jack: Don't touch my dirt

Jack: (Sees Elizabeth) Hide the rum

Life and SmurF

Smurf: (waving my iced tea) KURAMA KURAMA

Smurf: BAAAAAAAAAAAAA I did it i beat you suuichi minamino... (sputters) HAHAHA HEE HEE HOHO (snort snort) HEE HEE HA HA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Smurf: (Does face twiches) ... Brillant

Me: You poor the threw monkley?

Me: Yes I have a foot growing out of my ass

Me: shut up or the vampire in my closet will come after you

Me/Smurf: I'm not wearing underwear today.

Me/Smurf: Mr. Sandman Yes? Bring me a dream. BumBumBumBum. Make him the cutest that I've ever seen. BumBumBumBum. Give him two lips like roses in clover. Bumbumbumbum. And tell him that his lonesome nights are over.

Smurf: You die now.

Smurf: FALAFFEL

Me: I hate the word shampoo, i mean it's poo that goes on your head.I Don't want poo on my head but i wouldn't mind Yusuke's Puu.
Smurf: HAHAHAHAHA YOU WOULD MIND YUSUKE'S POO ON YOUR HEAD. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: (trying to say Elijah wood's in the movie) Elijah's wood in the movie (then cracking up in laughter)

(random grating noise down the street)Smurf:What was that?
Me: Your mom.
Smurf: My moms not here.
Me: Yes she is she's down the street screaming.
Smurf: HI MOM
My Mom (From upstairs): WHAT??

Naruto

Naruto: Where? Where's the midget with the idiotic look on his...
(Naruto realizes he's the smallest.)
Naruto: I'm gonna kill you!
Kakashi: You can't kill the person you were just assigned to protect.

Zabuza: I have no intention of going to the same place as Haku.

Gato: What are you babbling about?
Zabuza: I want to go to hell with you! So, this demon isn't enough for you? Once we're in hell, you can see what a real demon is like.

Gai: Hey, what's shakin'? How you doing, everybody? Life treating you good?

Random

My favorite words are D Cup- C.T.Smith (Zombie Powder)

Is this guy gonna hump my leg? - Xander Cage (XXX)

Big Smiles everyone you beat the bad guy.- Sweet (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

There's only one thing worse than a dragon... an American -Creedy (Reign of Fire)

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

- God Thinks by Voltaire