Hm, this seems new. Is this supposed to be about me? If it is than I'd be happy to tell you about myself.

My name is Jared, but call me...Jello!

I am a huge fan of video games and some ani-

...huh what's this?

Ninjas pop out

"Hwah!"

"yahyayayayaya". Jumps in the air and kicks the crap out of them.

How do you like them apples, ya bunch of nastys

Anyway, I like writing stories and doing just about everything everyone else does. I'm still a newbie in theart of writing, but it's really just a hobby. And a good hobby, sometimes I find myself thinking of material for my stories, but not that often. The truth is...I'M LAZY! Yes, it is so true that I'm think about stuff. What stuff? I don't know, just whatever. I don't plan to make a career out of my writing. I just do it because I can write my own stuff and not just read what someone else writes. It makes me feel likeI've accomplished something.Though there are some pretty cool stories out there...

Yeah, I'm done with this at the moment. I'm going to go do something...probably go crawl in a hole due to my lack of activitynessness. That's not a word, but it pretty much explains things...I think.

I guess that's it, I guess.

embrace the Lime Jello people.